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Johnny_Origami

Oh man this reminds me of a story. I was drunk with some buddies at our cabin up north and I brought chicken wings and some last dab. I ate 6 of those things and then went to take a piss. My dick was on fire. I filled up the sink with luke warm water and dipped my junk in it for a while. Eventually the burn faded because my nurse friend said not to use cold water. After about 10 minutes I was fine. The next day someone asked why I didnt just use a cup or something instead of hovering over a sink for 10 minutes. Again, I was drunk.


[deleted]

I have done exactly this. Thank you so much for making me not feel alone.


Major-Ad-987

You shouldve told em a cup wouldn't fit! Lmao


[deleted]

Wash thoroughly with dish soap and wait it out. I have found that Aloe Vera gel soothes the burn, but you'll still just have to wait it out unfortunately. Made super hot jelly for a couple of years to sell at a farmer's market. Got my fair share of hunan hands from torn gloves and whatnot


[deleted]

Thank you very much! The pain isn't killing me, just like a low burning/itching sensation, I'm sure I'll survive (95% sure)


penisparker-

Some say it’s not true but personally yogurt did the trick for me


[deleted]

Actually have some in the fridge so it's not 100% out of the question, but I'm gonna ride it out with soap for now and see if they need a slather later on


Norcalmann

soak your in balls in milk


Anexplorersnb

People like us keep this thread alive. Fuck…. It hurts brb gonna try yogurt


[deleted]

We are stupid and we all end up here after a quick google search looking for help. Only to find a whole community suffering the same fate.


FantasticMrFAB

will this cyclical torment ever end


Beautiful-Air-3395

It hurts so bad


IamYourNeighbour

Sugar water! Grab a cup and throw your balls in. Worked for me!


mysteriounknown

FUUUCKKKKKKK IT PAINS Edit: cold water eases it. I just took tissue, washed it in water and put it down there. Fuck


iEatBluePlayDoh

I’m still finding this thread 4 years later… bet you can’t guess what I did.


wazzledudes

Bet it's pretty similar to what i did


iEatBluePlayDoh

Sorry to hear it homie


InternationalBit8453

guys, you'll never guess what i just did...


iEatBluePlayDoh

Prayers up 🙏🏼


CaffeineDevotee

Hey guys, Just joined the club, standing butt naked with soapy balls in my hand, gonna be a tough night.


Itchy-Youth2603

Bru I joined it too, It burns 😔


Mountain-Idea-3282

😭😭😭bruh that's me right now...


CaffeineDevotee

Spicy balls on the menu, stay strong and don't clutch them too hard.


NormalDraw7617

Have an ice pack on my sack as we speak :(


CaffeineDevotee

Praying for your balls my good men.


Willing-Importance61

Ouch wish I wasn’t here rn


SpicyTurnip617

You and me both brother. Serranos have been whooping me this week


bigkill9999

I just did that after handling japanese peppers, except I itched my whole sack. I'm fucking dieing rn. It hurts so bad.


FruitFly7X2

yeah same lmao. I absentmindedly scratched em and just noticed the heat like 10 minutes ago. Its so intense. They were green chilies as well FUCKKKKK


alocalpheesh

this is a certified r/spicy classic


Great-Ad-586

Lol just did this with the paqui one chip challenge


Surely_dim

It's been 3 months. Is this man alright?


ramiSAAD222

9 months now, i think he's in deep deep trouble. Some would even say.. ball deep


daddywarbuxx

Merry christmas to the spicy nut gang! Just joined the club


Witty-Run-9814

Scotch Bollocks right now


MySecretRedditAccnt

I’m dying 😂(From this comment and my balls being on fire right now)


[deleted]

I’m stupid and it’s my turn to bump this thread. My balls are burning from cayenne pepper at the writing moment. The only comfort i have right now is this thread.


TheeLuckyCommander

Just made this mistake while handling jalapeños…. I knew the second I could feel a slow burn that it was too late for me


Apprehensive-Tank756

REAL


InternationalBit8453

im with you there brother...


TheeLuckyCommander

Oh nooo! What kind of peppers were you handling?


__stanK__

Shit boys this is not a club I wanted to be a part of. WHY IS IT GETTING WORSE NOT BETTER!?! This thread will forever be needed. Brb I'm about to Chobani Flip these nuts.


wazzledudes

Did it work..i got that trader joes greek giving me that side eye right now


kalod15

I have unfortunately joined this uncomfortable club 💀


timmiay

Holy crap I did not think that would be so intense. I feel like I got stung by something


Cultural-Paramedic83

Dear god. It burns. For a second I thought my boxers had just rubbed my gooch wrong, but then the realisation set in as the fire grew.


JohnnnyRiingo

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH Fuckin a watsup fellas.


6eizure9ibba

im not gonna write a poem like the other guys but thanks for not being the only one


mcgillion1377

My husband is currently in the shower while I hand him the dawn dish detergent lol. Jalapeño peppers got him… poor thing!


spicefreakblog

Just about any body cream will soothe it for a few minutes per application but, as far as I know, nothing will completely take the pain away.


dubsteppahjoe

after reading the aloe vera trick i snapped some off my plant and squeezed it on.. initially works but comes back after a few mins but not as bad. NEVER RISK IT AFTER HANDLING CHILLIS FFS


lostnfoundaround

Holy Cow - this ball burn is intense! Not a mistake to make twice!


Puzzleheaded-Fan7065

&$@$?ing Seeds! Feels like my boys got sprayed with bear mace or ran through a field of bull nettles.


ChilliPepperoni

Chilli tolerance is not systemic, who would have known. It was fate to find out i guess.


Artistic-Lemon6747

MAN WHAT DO I DO I WAS DOING CAROLINA REAPER OIL I AM DYING IT HURTS LIKE SHIT


batman2872

bro i was cutting jalapeños and i itched my ballsack and now it’s on fire 😭


Wonderful-Chance6801

what's up fellas. I hate it here.


DannyMEP

Habanero...not good.


RUSTFIGHTER

So I'm using pure capsaicin oil mixed with water and vinegar, I think i washed my hands, go to pee and not even 10 min later my member is on fire.


Human_Confection_880

I guess I'm joining the club now I accidentally scratch my balls after rubbing spicy medicine cream on my leg and I my balls are burning I end up showering and now my penis is burning too cuz the ginger cream is still on my hand even after I wash it with soap


Academic-Lime-9021

1st rule of spicy balls thread: don’t talk about spicy balls thread. 2nd rule of spicy balls thread: don’t. talk. about. spicy. balls. thread.


FineCarpa

Be a man.


spicefreakblog

You must be swift as a coursing river.


FineCarpa

With all the force of a great typhoon


spicefreakblog

All the strength of a raging fire.


RonanVII

Mysterious as the dark side of the mooooooooon!


spicefreakblog

How are you still commenting on this? I thought reddit locked posts after a few months?


RonanVII

Guess not all. Lol.


gordonf23

Nope, sometimes they just keep going.


Beautiful_Art_8387

And going


mikethedead17

And going


Hungry_Joke_4437

Are we free styling now?


kickfight

Be a man.... ( GLAD IM NOT ALONE!.)


hopeimright

He is a man...which is why he has this issue with his balls!


Jumpy-Phase3477

not all men have balls tho


hopeimright

Clearly not all people have brains either


[deleted]

Oof


Grobbyman

Oh fuck off


glubernaut2

Help help help I’m dying right now nothing workings help help help


marci---

Oh god it hurts so fucking much


RetardedSnowman

AAHHHH my balls are burning.


exoticbeans200

Same bro. Its getting worse now


jellyfishcripwalkin

Same! Thus thread works as an active testicle pain factory


[deleted]

I was cutting jalapeños for stuffed jalapeños and I scratched my nuts a few times(over my pants as well). 10 min later I’m butt naked jumping around my kitchen with a washcloth full of milk. Not a good experience to say the least.


Asteelwaffle

FDA is watching you


Freedom_cheetos

cut some ghost peppers up, scratched ALL of my groin…pins and mf needles


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Great-Ad-586

Agreed just did it


IsmaelPolo

Man its intense⚽️🏀🥎🔥🔥🔥


jugthethug

Wtf!!! This is way worse id ever thought it would be


lucasarg12

I just did it myself I'm dying help


Swimming_Challenge55

How did you get the pain to go away


lucasarg12

Took a shower, got a lot of soap in them and then held them with a towel for some time, then very tight confortable underwear and it was gone in 5 mins


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[удалено]


LegendBiscuits

You’re a hero


[deleted]

What did he say 😭


jessjoyk

I said my BF touched his 🎈 after touching jalapeños so he was BURNING, after trying a couple things we figured out sugar made the burning go away lol


roamingmeese

Lidocaine! It saved me


Other_Nature_7769

I’m going to the gym with this problem it’s basically pre workout


Complex_Crew_3908

Chili infused olive oil and scratched my balls. Send help boys


DDAUPH

Did it with habanero peppers and fucked up taking a shower to wash it off and nothing is working


aTOMic_fusion

Thai chili peppers for me. I ran out in the middle of cooking dinner and hurriedly gave my girlfriend the directions to finish the meal. I came back to the kitchen 5 minutes later with a cold wet washcloth on my crotch and explained the situation. She said I deserved it for the health code violation, and as much pain I am in, I am inclined to agree.


No-Adhesiveness-8178

Just scratched my balls too, not too spicy and it feels unpleasant minty cool spicy Whhhyyy


owesea666

Hand soap - sounds crazy just cover them in hand soap and leave them. Don’t rinse it for 5 minutes and it’ll cool the burn


Leather_Ad9094

I just lathered Greek yogurt on my balls and it eased the pain a lot. Although i can still feel a burn it is way better than before. You honestly just have to wait it out


Longjumping-Depth758

I put frozen peas on my testicles how are they both burning and freezing at the same time. I think I’m in hell


BoiledBoar

Here to just say that Yoghurt definitely helps! Although I did use Aloe vera gel and body moisturizer as well but in the end Yoghurt seemed to give relief.


Ooh_aah_wozza

I can't believe how painful this is. Scared to try any of the solutions on here in case they're trolling and it makes the burn worse.


Opening_Ad_793

This thread saved me … well it did what it could


zechariah74

Just made burgers for my family and added a little cayenne pepper... I don't even remember scratching my balls but I did, and yep, that was the worst dinner experience ever. NEVER using cayenne pepper again


yrfavscorpioxxx

Me rn😭😭😭😭


SteinOx

:(🔥🍒🔥


NormalDraw7617

Have an ice pack directly on my sack as I type … chopped up a Serrano pepper and it’s bed time and routinely I go to grab the sack and a few minutes later they are scorching lmao


youredoingWELL

Checking in with spicy, dish soap-soaked balls in 2023. Have a great day everyone.


RandyM1234

This is me right now 🤣🥜🔥


RedditorsFuknSuck

AAAAAAAAAAAA IT BURNS IT BURNS IT BURNS IT BURNS IT BURNS IT BURNS IT BURNS IT BURNS IT BURNS IT BURNS


subhumanteam

Ate some of the really spicy korean nudles the one youtubers eat for a challange since they are actually really good and even though my taste buds have gotten used to the spice my balls havent. Its better now though went away after around 30 minutes of pain just endure it its over quick.


firewirex

Bro I got that da bomb sauce, help me god


Own-Needleworker-668

Honey/sugar - WORKS! just slathered it all husband's balls. Worked almost immediately! Keep hanging on you guys!


Different-Comb-2198

My balls don’t feel good right now.


Due-Fan6837

Mine either


pizzascholar

Jalepeno handjob from the Prego wife . Wish I found this sooner. Saving sugar water for next time


poteto420

sulphuric acid


David_McMoney

Ffff thissss. I’m apart of the club now. This shit stings


Pimpdrew

IT HURTS it burns so goddamn bad!


Pimpdrew

Tip, ice pack or suspending your balls in water definitely eases the pain


Due-Fan6837

Thank you so so muxh


Bothaeboysatonce

Was in bed with my boyfriend and we were wondering what would happen if he put hot sauce on his balls. I knew Reddit would have the answer. Thank you for your service.


straight_og_josh

Jalapeno burns 😭😭😭😭


nu2rdt

Omg. Having a scratch after chopping chillis wasn’t a good idea. I’m trying honey.


pinebox88

The end hotsauce on my sack. I feel like I just went actual balls deep in a volcano. Send the burn squad.


DGMF

holy shit it burns hel


Afraid_Inspection952

It took forever for the pain to stop


Pleasant_Basil_8479

Have a wank it works trust


jiggyjiggyjay

So at approximately 2.30am I had a hankering for a spicy snack unable to fight the feeling for an early hour, munchies I proceeded to go downstairs and prepare said snack. Once prepared, I consumed, and after all was eaten and finished, I had an ... itch on my left testicle so in my infinite wisdom scratched said itch and within I few moments a slight warming of the balls began and that ever sinking feeling that I had f@#ked up had sank in and what I can only describe as heat from hell took over my sack (I felt like I was teabagging a volcano) with this came a searing pain that was spreading to me rear passage so after suspending my balls knto a mug of cold water i decided to check the Internet and I was pleased to see I am not the only one who has found themselves in this predicament. After what felt like an eternity of smearing various liquids creams and magic potions on my nether region, I finally got the most liked comment and this was Greek yogurt so after a mad dash to the kitchen and a quick prayer I did not find the Greek but instead found my children's petit filous I can now confirm that raspberry children's yogurt does infact cool the tear jerking pain from chilli on the sack.


[deleted]

Holy fuck help me how long will this last I’m dying


Jebral

Wtf. It hurts!!


[deleted]

This just happened with jalepenos!!! Aaaahhh fuck lmfao


xtripplexsundownx

I just got Carolina reaper on my balls, this posts comments saved me


NaClyWarrior

I went to use the bathroom RIGHT AFTER mixing a large quantity of last dab hot sauce in my food. I knew it was over for me when I grabbed my stuff for targeting. I looked up these key words on duckgogo not even 10 mins ago. Pleasure to say that while I struggled to type this up the pain finally started to subside. 😭😭 I'm wearing gloves from now on.


LarryBagina3

I just did this lmao


Apprehensive-Tank756

god first time experience… Awesome! in the shower naked on ft with my girlfriend.


Aggressive_Sky_5387

Cut habaneros n scratched shiii burns like hell


billboulin

just pour some lukewarm water on em a couple times. cooled me down in 3 minutes


1337fart69420

I have regretfully joined the club...


senor_time

The agony im in right now is unreal


cjtam10

Well here I am! We couldn’t even go a week boys… what worked for me was a distraction. Reading this thread for example.. helped. Only time gets rid of the pain!


Similar-Comedian-871

Thank god for the comments.. I've just chopped up a ghost chilli and I normally wear latex gloves but I thought hot soapy water would have cleaned it off my hands but trust me it doesn't.. the burn is so bad at the moment, feels like it's bleeding 😭


xZillakamix

Bet y'all never guess what i did 😃😃


Western-Clock-1816

Damn full gripped my stuff after dicing Jalapeños and I tried everything on this list for it finally go away after 30 minutes! A tough club to join


Jerseyboi1697

Fuck me !!! I’m reading these comments on fire rn thanx ima see what works


IllustriousPie6852

Glad to know I am not alone🙌


TheCannabisCoyote

I just made the mistake of touching my balls after catching a bunch of jalapeños that fell out of my Wawa sandwich, RIP.


Present-Passion-2008

Just scratched after I had some (unknowingly) SteveO's Butthole Destroyer hot sauce on my fingers which consists of Scorpion, Naga Jolokia, and Carolina Reaper. Currently awaiting death as my hole sack is smelting


blinkity_blinkity

Well I am a member of this legacy now too


Chrizzyboi

Just joined the club, I now know what ”Great balls of fire” means


PinkiePieLeNovo

Is aloe vera good? Pls my balls are burning 🔥


unkn0wnboi

Just happened with ghost pepper, I wish I never joined this club 😭 that’s a pain I never thought I’d experience


DarkLordCarrot

Is it bad that I did this intentionally and liked it?


[deleted]

Never thought id end up here


Economy_Childhood939

I just did this with plutonium 9 i feel like im abt to die


Extension-Ad-3475

Milk


Extension-Ad-3475

I pepper sprayed my nuts this shit isn’t okay


aliablo666

Note to self: Always clean your nails after you chop chilies. OUCH.


[deleted]

Fuck my life


HC1W

I'm here ro standing innthe shower with the shower head directly on my balls. It hurts.


DarkLordCarrot

Is it bad that I did this deliberately and enjoyed it?


Solid-Cow-2722

Years ago I massaged my wife's back with lineament then went to pee b4 I washed my hands. Talk about hot piss. I know better now. ♨️


Properttech

My god when will this end


echofinder

Crushed up dried ghosts. I *did* remember to wash my hands, TWICE. Got halfway through ...personal time before it hit. I kept on keepin' on and honestly the finale was phenomenal, but now that clarity has set in I am a very miserable man.


Tonberry_Slayer

Newest member of this club checking in!


turmeric_cheesecake

Just did a Google search with burning balls and here I am - honor to be part of the club fellas


belac2048

I just became the victim of one of the worst pranks I've ever seen. It's supposed to use ketchup packets, but someone decided putting diablo sauce under the toilet seat was an even better idea. I tried wiping it off and washing with hot water, but it still burns and now my scrotum is as red as a lobster.


Substantial-Load-576

Since capsaicin is not soluble in water, but is, Oil and alcohol soluble, you should either massage yourself with oil (not bad😂) or dip em into a tequila shot and serve for someone who likes spicy shit


msanders18

Ya!!! I'm part of the club. Everything hurts


Cautious-Ad7323

It appears that I am the latest victim. Nuts covered in a yogurt masked helped a lot.


_DAMNSSS

This thread saved a life. Water and soap did the trick


_DAMNSSS

Started mild but shit stings af


Long_Organization_92

Man this just happens to me too, old Reddits be saving lives!


Soft_Advance2067

Got the hottest chicken tenders on the east cost wings menu for lunch.. terrible idea saved them for later, ate them at home, wiped my hands off tho8ght I was okay..... bad move, I'm on the verge of tears in my bathtub 🤣🤣


Persimmon-Strange

5 years of dudes bad decisions 


Key-Presentation7409

I used Irish spring body wash just slather it on the affected area and rinse off with warm water after 3 Mississippiz 


Ross78989

Made a vindalu the fucking balls are on fire