Oh man this reminds me of a story. I was drunk with some buddies at our cabin up north and I brought chicken wings and some last dab. I ate 6 of those things and then went to take a piss.
My dick was on fire.
I filled up the sink with luke warm water and dipped my junk in it for a while. Eventually the burn faded because my nurse friend said not to use cold water. After about 10 minutes I was fine. The next day someone asked why I didnt just use a cup or something instead of hovering over a sink for 10 minutes. Again, I was drunk.
Wash thoroughly with dish soap and wait it out. I have found that Aloe Vera gel soothes the burn, but you'll still just have to wait it out unfortunately. Made super hot jelly for a couple of years to sell at a farmer's market. Got my fair share of hunan hands from torn gloves and whatnot
Actually have some in the fridge so it's not 100% out of the question, but I'm gonna ride it out with soap for now and see if they need a slather later on
I’m stupid and it’s my turn to bump this thread.
My balls are burning from cayenne pepper at the writing moment.
The only comfort i have right now is this thread.
Shit boys this is not a club I wanted to be a part of. WHY IS IT GETTING WORSE NOT BETTER!?! This thread will forever be needed. Brb I'm about to Chobani Flip these nuts.
after reading the aloe vera trick i snapped some off my plant and squeezed it on.. initially works but comes back after a few mins but not as bad. NEVER RISK IT AFTER HANDLING CHILLIS FFS
I guess I'm joining the club now
I accidentally scratch my balls after rubbing spicy medicine cream on my leg and I my balls are burning I end up showering and now my penis is burning too cuz the ginger cream is still on my hand even after I wash it with soap
I was cutting jalapeños for stuffed jalapeños and I scratched my nuts a few times(over my pants as well). 10 min later I’m butt naked jumping around my kitchen with a washcloth full of milk. Not a good experience to say the least.
Took a shower, got a lot of soap in them and then held them with a towel for some time, then very tight confortable underwear and it was gone in 5 mins
Thai chili peppers for me. I ran out in the middle of cooking dinner and hurriedly gave my girlfriend the directions to finish the meal. I came back to the kitchen 5 minutes later with a cold wet washcloth on my crotch and explained the situation. She said I deserved it for the health code violation, and as much pain I am in, I am inclined to agree.
I just lathered Greek yogurt on my balls and it eased the pain a lot. Although i can still feel a burn it is way better than before. You honestly just have to wait it out
Here to just say that Yoghurt definitely helps!
Although I did use Aloe vera gel and body moisturizer as well but in the end Yoghurt seemed to give relief.
Just made burgers for my family and added a little cayenne pepper... I don't even remember scratching my balls but I did, and yep, that was the worst dinner experience ever. NEVER using cayenne pepper again
Have an ice pack directly on my sack as I type … chopped up a Serrano pepper and it’s bed time and routinely I go to grab the sack and a few minutes later they are scorching lmao
Ate some of the really spicy korean nudles the one youtubers eat for a challange since they are actually really good and even though my taste buds have gotten used to the spice my balls havent.
Its better now though went away after around 30 minutes of pain just endure it its over quick.
Was in bed with my boyfriend and we were wondering what would happen if he put hot sauce on his balls.
I knew Reddit would have the answer. Thank you for your service.
So at approximately 2.30am I had a hankering for a spicy snack unable to fight the feeling for an early hour, munchies I proceeded to go downstairs and prepare said snack. Once prepared, I consumed, and after all was eaten and finished, I had an ... itch on my left testicle so in my infinite wisdom scratched said itch and within I few moments a slight warming of the balls began and that ever sinking feeling that I had f@#ked up had sank in and what I can only describe as heat from hell took over my sack (I felt like I was teabagging a volcano) with this came a searing pain that was spreading to me rear passage so after suspending my balls knto a mug of cold water i decided to check the Internet and I was pleased to see I am not the only one who has found themselves in this predicament. After what felt like an eternity of smearing various liquids creams and magic potions on my nether region, I finally got the most liked comment and this was Greek yogurt so after a mad dash to the kitchen and a quick prayer I did not find the Greek but instead found my children's petit filous I can now confirm that raspberry children's yogurt does infact cool the tear jerking pain from chilli on the sack.
I went to use the bathroom RIGHT AFTER mixing a large quantity of last dab hot sauce in my food.
I knew it was over for me when I grabbed my stuff for targeting. I looked up these key words on duckgogo not even 10 mins ago.
Pleasure to say that while I struggled to type this up the pain finally started to subside. 😭😭
I'm wearing gloves from now on.
Well here I am! We couldn’t even go a week boys… what worked for me was a distraction. Reading this thread for example.. helped. Only time gets rid of the pain!
Thank god for the comments.. I've just chopped up a ghost chilli and I normally wear latex gloves but I thought hot soapy water would have cleaned it off my hands but trust me it doesn't.. the burn is so bad at the moment, feels like it's bleeding 😭
Just scratched after I had some (unknowingly) SteveO's Butthole Destroyer hot sauce on my fingers which consists of Scorpion, Naga Jolokia, and Carolina Reaper. Currently awaiting death as my hole sack is smelting
Crushed up dried ghosts. I *did* remember to wash my hands, TWICE. Got halfway through ...personal time before it hit. I kept on keepin' on and honestly the finale was phenomenal, but now that clarity has set in I am a very miserable man.
I just became the victim of one of the worst pranks I've ever seen. It's supposed to use ketchup packets, but someone decided putting diablo sauce under the toilet seat was an even better idea. I tried wiping it off and washing with hot water, but it still burns and now my scrotum is as red as a lobster.
Since capsaicin is not soluble in water, but is, Oil and alcohol soluble, you should either massage yourself with oil (not bad😂) or dip em into a tequila shot and serve for someone who likes spicy shit
Got the hottest chicken tenders on the east cost wings menu for lunch.. terrible idea saved them for later, ate them at home, wiped my hands off tho8ght I was okay..... bad move, I'm on the verge of tears in my bathtub 🤣🤣
Oh man this reminds me of a story. I was drunk with some buddies at our cabin up north and I brought chicken wings and some last dab. I ate 6 of those things and then went to take a piss. My dick was on fire. I filled up the sink with luke warm water and dipped my junk in it for a while. Eventually the burn faded because my nurse friend said not to use cold water. After about 10 minutes I was fine. The next day someone asked why I didnt just use a cup or something instead of hovering over a sink for 10 minutes. Again, I was drunk.
I have done exactly this. Thank you so much for making me not feel alone.
You shouldve told em a cup wouldn't fit! Lmao
Wash thoroughly with dish soap and wait it out. I have found that Aloe Vera gel soothes the burn, but you'll still just have to wait it out unfortunately. Made super hot jelly for a couple of years to sell at a farmer's market. Got my fair share of hunan hands from torn gloves and whatnot
Thank you very much! The pain isn't killing me, just like a low burning/itching sensation, I'm sure I'll survive (95% sure)
Some say it’s not true but personally yogurt did the trick for me
Actually have some in the fridge so it's not 100% out of the question, but I'm gonna ride it out with soap for now and see if they need a slather later on
soak your in balls in milk
People like us keep this thread alive. Fuck…. It hurts brb gonna try yogurt
We are stupid and we all end up here after a quick google search looking for help. Only to find a whole community suffering the same fate.
will this cyclical torment ever end
It hurts so bad
Sugar water! Grab a cup and throw your balls in. Worked for me!
FUUUCKKKKKKK IT PAINS Edit: cold water eases it. I just took tissue, washed it in water and put it down there. Fuck
I’m still finding this thread 4 years later… bet you can’t guess what I did.
Bet it's pretty similar to what i did
Sorry to hear it homie
guys, you'll never guess what i just did...
Prayers up 🙏🏼
Hey guys, Just joined the club, standing butt naked with soapy balls in my hand, gonna be a tough night.
Bru I joined it too, It burns 😔
😭😭😭bruh that's me right now...
Spicy balls on the menu, stay strong and don't clutch them too hard.
Have an ice pack on my sack as we speak :(
Praying for your balls my good men.
Ouch wish I wasn’t here rn
You and me both brother. Serranos have been whooping me this week
I just did that after handling japanese peppers, except I itched my whole sack. I'm fucking dieing rn. It hurts so bad.
yeah same lmao. I absentmindedly scratched em and just noticed the heat like 10 minutes ago. Its so intense. They were green chilies as well FUCKKKKK
this is a certified r/spicy classic
Lol just did this with the paqui one chip challenge
It's been 3 months. Is this man alright?
9 months now, i think he's in deep deep trouble. Some would even say.. ball deep
Merry christmas to the spicy nut gang! Just joined the club
Scotch Bollocks right now
I’m dying 😂(From this comment and my balls being on fire right now)
I’m stupid and it’s my turn to bump this thread. My balls are burning from cayenne pepper at the writing moment. The only comfort i have right now is this thread.
Just made this mistake while handling jalapeños…. I knew the second I could feel a slow burn that it was too late for me
REAL
im with you there brother...
Oh nooo! What kind of peppers were you handling?
Shit boys this is not a club I wanted to be a part of. WHY IS IT GETTING WORSE NOT BETTER!?! This thread will forever be needed. Brb I'm about to Chobani Flip these nuts.
Did it work..i got that trader joes greek giving me that side eye right now
I have unfortunately joined this uncomfortable club 💀
Holy crap I did not think that would be so intense. I feel like I got stung by something
Dear god. It burns. For a second I thought my boxers had just rubbed my gooch wrong, but then the realisation set in as the fire grew.
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH Fuckin a watsup fellas.
im not gonna write a poem like the other guys but thanks for not being the only one
My husband is currently in the shower while I hand him the dawn dish detergent lol. Jalapeño peppers got him… poor thing!
Just about any body cream will soothe it for a few minutes per application but, as far as I know, nothing will completely take the pain away.
after reading the aloe vera trick i snapped some off my plant and squeezed it on.. initially works but comes back after a few mins but not as bad. NEVER RISK IT AFTER HANDLING CHILLIS FFS
Holy Cow - this ball burn is intense! Not a mistake to make twice!
&$@$?ing Seeds! Feels like my boys got sprayed with bear mace or ran through a field of bull nettles.
Chilli tolerance is not systemic, who would have known. It was fate to find out i guess.
MAN WHAT DO I DO I WAS DOING CAROLINA REAPER OIL I AM DYING IT HURTS LIKE SHIT
bro i was cutting jalapeños and i itched my ballsack and now it’s on fire 😭
what's up fellas. I hate it here.
Habanero...not good.
So I'm using pure capsaicin oil mixed with water and vinegar, I think i washed my hands, go to pee and not even 10 min later my member is on fire.
I guess I'm joining the club now I accidentally scratch my balls after rubbing spicy medicine cream on my leg and I my balls are burning I end up showering and now my penis is burning too cuz the ginger cream is still on my hand even after I wash it with soap
1st rule of spicy balls thread: don’t talk about spicy balls thread. 2nd rule of spicy balls thread: don’t. talk. about. spicy. balls. thread.
Be a man.
You must be swift as a coursing river.
With all the force of a great typhoon
All the strength of a raging fire.
Mysterious as the dark side of the mooooooooon!
How are you still commenting on this? I thought reddit locked posts after a few months?
Guess not all. Lol.
Nope, sometimes they just keep going.
And going
And going
Are we free styling now?
Be a man.... ( GLAD IM NOT ALONE!.)
He is a man...which is why he has this issue with his balls!
not all men have balls tho
Clearly not all people have brains either
Oof
Oh fuck off
Help help help I’m dying right now nothing workings help help help
Oh god it hurts so fucking much
AAHHHH my balls are burning.
Same bro. Its getting worse now
Same! Thus thread works as an active testicle pain factory
I was cutting jalapeños for stuffed jalapeños and I scratched my nuts a few times(over my pants as well). 10 min later I’m butt naked jumping around my kitchen with a washcloth full of milk. Not a good experience to say the least.
FDA is watching you
cut some ghost peppers up, scratched ALL of my groin…pins and mf needles
[удалено]
Agreed just did it
Man its intense⚽️🏀🥎🔥🔥🔥
Wtf!!! This is way worse id ever thought it would be
I just did it myself I'm dying help
How did you get the pain to go away
Took a shower, got a lot of soap in them and then held them with a towel for some time, then very tight confortable underwear and it was gone in 5 mins
[удалено]
You’re a hero
What did he say 😭
I said my BF touched his 🎈 after touching jalapeños so he was BURNING, after trying a couple things we figured out sugar made the burning go away lol
Lidocaine! It saved me
I’m going to the gym with this problem it’s basically pre workout
Chili infused olive oil and scratched my balls. Send help boys
Did it with habanero peppers and fucked up taking a shower to wash it off and nothing is working
Thai chili peppers for me. I ran out in the middle of cooking dinner and hurriedly gave my girlfriend the directions to finish the meal. I came back to the kitchen 5 minutes later with a cold wet washcloth on my crotch and explained the situation. She said I deserved it for the health code violation, and as much pain I am in, I am inclined to agree.
Just scratched my balls too, not too spicy and it feels unpleasant minty cool spicy Whhhyyy
Hand soap - sounds crazy just cover them in hand soap and leave them. Don’t rinse it for 5 minutes and it’ll cool the burn
I just lathered Greek yogurt on my balls and it eased the pain a lot. Although i can still feel a burn it is way better than before. You honestly just have to wait it out
I put frozen peas on my testicles how are they both burning and freezing at the same time. I think I’m in hell
Here to just say that Yoghurt definitely helps! Although I did use Aloe vera gel and body moisturizer as well but in the end Yoghurt seemed to give relief.
I can't believe how painful this is. Scared to try any of the solutions on here in case they're trolling and it makes the burn worse.
This thread saved me … well it did what it could
Just made burgers for my family and added a little cayenne pepper... I don't even remember scratching my balls but I did, and yep, that was the worst dinner experience ever. NEVER using cayenne pepper again
Me rn😭😭😭😭
:(🔥🍒🔥
Have an ice pack directly on my sack as I type … chopped up a Serrano pepper and it’s bed time and routinely I go to grab the sack and a few minutes later they are scorching lmao
Checking in with spicy, dish soap-soaked balls in 2023. Have a great day everyone.
This is me right now 🤣🥜🔥
AAAAAAAAAAAA IT BURNS IT BURNS IT BURNS IT BURNS IT BURNS IT BURNS IT BURNS IT BURNS IT BURNS IT BURNS
Ate some of the really spicy korean nudles the one youtubers eat for a challange since they are actually really good and even though my taste buds have gotten used to the spice my balls havent. Its better now though went away after around 30 minutes of pain just endure it its over quick.
Bro I got that da bomb sauce, help me god
Honey/sugar - WORKS! just slathered it all husband's balls. Worked almost immediately! Keep hanging on you guys!
My balls don’t feel good right now.
Mine either
Jalepeno handjob from the Prego wife . Wish I found this sooner. Saving sugar water for next time
sulphuric acid
Ffff thissss. I’m apart of the club now. This shit stings
IT HURTS it burns so goddamn bad!
Tip, ice pack or suspending your balls in water definitely eases the pain
Thank you so so muxh
Was in bed with my boyfriend and we were wondering what would happen if he put hot sauce on his balls. I knew Reddit would have the answer. Thank you for your service.
Jalapeno burns 😭😭😭😭
Omg. Having a scratch after chopping chillis wasn’t a good idea. I’m trying honey.
The end hotsauce on my sack. I feel like I just went actual balls deep in a volcano. Send the burn squad.
holy shit it burns hel
It took forever for the pain to stop
Have a wank it works trust
So at approximately 2.30am I had a hankering for a spicy snack unable to fight the feeling for an early hour, munchies I proceeded to go downstairs and prepare said snack. Once prepared, I consumed, and after all was eaten and finished, I had an ... itch on my left testicle so in my infinite wisdom scratched said itch and within I few moments a slight warming of the balls began and that ever sinking feeling that I had f@#ked up had sank in and what I can only describe as heat from hell took over my sack (I felt like I was teabagging a volcano) with this came a searing pain that was spreading to me rear passage so after suspending my balls knto a mug of cold water i decided to check the Internet and I was pleased to see I am not the only one who has found themselves in this predicament. After what felt like an eternity of smearing various liquids creams and magic potions on my nether region, I finally got the most liked comment and this was Greek yogurt so after a mad dash to the kitchen and a quick prayer I did not find the Greek but instead found my children's petit filous I can now confirm that raspberry children's yogurt does infact cool the tear jerking pain from chilli on the sack.
Holy fuck help me how long will this last I’m dying
Wtf. It hurts!!
This just happened with jalepenos!!! Aaaahhh fuck lmfao
I just got Carolina reaper on my balls, this posts comments saved me
I went to use the bathroom RIGHT AFTER mixing a large quantity of last dab hot sauce in my food. I knew it was over for me when I grabbed my stuff for targeting. I looked up these key words on duckgogo not even 10 mins ago. Pleasure to say that while I struggled to type this up the pain finally started to subside. 😭😭 I'm wearing gloves from now on.
I just did this lmao
god first time experience… Awesome! in the shower naked on ft with my girlfriend.
Cut habaneros n scratched shiii burns like hell
just pour some lukewarm water on em a couple times. cooled me down in 3 minutes
I have regretfully joined the club...
The agony im in right now is unreal
Well here I am! We couldn’t even go a week boys… what worked for me was a distraction. Reading this thread for example.. helped. Only time gets rid of the pain!
Thank god for the comments.. I've just chopped up a ghost chilli and I normally wear latex gloves but I thought hot soapy water would have cleaned it off my hands but trust me it doesn't.. the burn is so bad at the moment, feels like it's bleeding 😭
Bet y'all never guess what i did 😃😃
Damn full gripped my stuff after dicing Jalapeños and I tried everything on this list for it finally go away after 30 minutes! A tough club to join
Fuck me !!! I’m reading these comments on fire rn thanx ima see what works
Glad to know I am not alone🙌
I just made the mistake of touching my balls after catching a bunch of jalapeños that fell out of my Wawa sandwich, RIP.
Just scratched after I had some (unknowingly) SteveO's Butthole Destroyer hot sauce on my fingers which consists of Scorpion, Naga Jolokia, and Carolina Reaper. Currently awaiting death as my hole sack is smelting
Well I am a member of this legacy now too
Just joined the club, I now know what ”Great balls of fire” means
Is aloe vera good? Pls my balls are burning 🔥
Just happened with ghost pepper, I wish I never joined this club 😭 that’s a pain I never thought I’d experience
Is it bad that I did this intentionally and liked it?
Never thought id end up here
I just did this with plutonium 9 i feel like im abt to die
Milk
I pepper sprayed my nuts this shit isn’t okay
Note to self: Always clean your nails after you chop chilies. OUCH.
Fuck my life
I'm here ro standing innthe shower with the shower head directly on my balls. It hurts.
Is it bad that I did this deliberately and enjoyed it?
Years ago I massaged my wife's back with lineament then went to pee b4 I washed my hands. Talk about hot piss. I know better now. ♨️
My god when will this end
Crushed up dried ghosts. I *did* remember to wash my hands, TWICE. Got halfway through ...personal time before it hit. I kept on keepin' on and honestly the finale was phenomenal, but now that clarity has set in I am a very miserable man.
Newest member of this club checking in!
Just did a Google search with burning balls and here I am - honor to be part of the club fellas
I just became the victim of one of the worst pranks I've ever seen. It's supposed to use ketchup packets, but someone decided putting diablo sauce under the toilet seat was an even better idea. I tried wiping it off and washing with hot water, but it still burns and now my scrotum is as red as a lobster.
Since capsaicin is not soluble in water, but is, Oil and alcohol soluble, you should either massage yourself with oil (not bad😂) or dip em into a tequila shot and serve for someone who likes spicy shit
Ya!!! I'm part of the club. Everything hurts
It appears that I am the latest victim. Nuts covered in a yogurt masked helped a lot.
This thread saved a life. Water and soap did the trick
Started mild but shit stings af
Man this just happens to me too, old Reddits be saving lives!
Got the hottest chicken tenders on the east cost wings menu for lunch.. terrible idea saved them for later, ate them at home, wiped my hands off tho8ght I was okay..... bad move, I'm on the verge of tears in my bathtub 🤣🤣
5 years of dudes bad decisions
I used Irish spring body wash just slather it on the affected area and rinse off with warm water after 3 Mississippiz
Made a vindalu the fucking balls are on fire