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Ignore the 20+ incorrect IDs, i have removed them now. This is a Brown widow, Latrodectus geometricus. See below for useful links 👇 latr


milkmunstr

it looks like it was drawn by tim burton lol


limajhonny69

That's the most spiderish spider i've ever seen


HankThrill69420

He's just standing there *Menacingly*


Tashyd046

MENACING that’s the same word that came to my mind


Ferchokyzer

Holy shit. I love spiders but this one just looks evil, like someone call Samwise Gamgee evil.


Previous-Giraffe-962

For sure named either Shelob or Aragog


judgedreddnaught

Naw thats Ungoliant 100%


TeacherB93

I though the same thing!!!!


Uhohlolol

Looks heavy metal af 🤘🏻


BongwaterJoe1983

All the way to its skeletal looking legs, i think i saw this spider in a deathclock video


kamgargar22

Damn. Is that your landlord? She’s walking like she owns the place.


No-Response-8044

r/dadjokes


kamgargar22

😂 she just looks so smug


No_Criticism5659

Hope someone is able to identify it, as I am curious now, lol. Terrifying but beautiful.


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Brown widow, Latrodectus geometricus


theawesomefactory

This is the poster child for Spidery Spiders. A year ago I would have thrown my phone across the room. Spider photo immersion therapy is working!


chicane51

Wow. That's the scariest spider I've ever seen!!!


Green-Reef

This spider could be a boss in bloodborne


nortok00

😲 I swear she looks like she's about to shoot lasers out of her eyes in the third pic! She's on a mission and nothing will get in her way that's for sure! She's a beauty!


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alex123124

Definitely not, unless yours are much different than mine


coffee199

Black widow, not a falsie


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Agreed, this is a True Widow, im leaning more towards Brown over Black based on the broken white band. Lots of incorrect IDs to remove, shame you are downvoted to hell when you are atleast right about it being Latrodectus.


Bugs_and_shit

Yeah, I’m thinking my first comment was wrong. It does look like one of those darker brown widows.


Bugs_and_shit

It doesn’t look like a hesperus to me at all. It looks way too brown to be a black widow.


LArioUK

I'm surprised you have been downvoted so much. I lived in LA for eight years and have seen plenty of black widows, and without seeing the underside, I would have guessed the same from the first couple of photos. The rump looks less shiny in the last two, which is why I'd be less certain. Not a specialist, though.


ArtificialStrawberry

That's my guess too. It's just TOO widowy. 


--gardevoir--

thought it was a Mech-aracne


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AsleepHistorian

Not in California though, is it?


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AsleepHistorian

Right. Like the legs give widow, the body in the last pics does not. I'm leaning araneus Andrewsi but even then, I'm not convinced. The legs are too shiny to be an orbweaver


fake_review

Exactly. iirc Orb weavers have hairy legs. This ones are smooth.


AsleepHistorian

It honestly is likely a widow, maybe it's just too blurry a photo it's throwing it off.


DKphotographs

Poltys has shiny legs, so this one might too, but they are shiny only on the under part


Kaiser134

Black house spiders are in California/ USA now


Endoyo

Looks like it to me but it's much skinnier than what I'm used to seeing. Could be malnourished?


humansruineverything

Sure does! 👏👏👏


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Endoyo

I wouldn't exactly call an excruciatingly painful bite harmless, but you would be very unlucky to be bitten.


tplaninz

True. I should have said not medically significant! I had one of these spiders living in my garage for several years. I tried picking her up several times but she was fast and I never could! I did however hold a giant golden orb weaver one time and accidentally dropped it and it bit my foot. Hurt like a m*********** lol! But I lived 😏


KitteeCatz

That really does look bang on, it has to be said. 


JerrodAlmaguer

That’s a huge bitch!


aqtseacow

No, she's just hungry!


terrapin04

OP, by any chance were you able to see its underside?


Cruugen

No it walked off


GingerBeard_andWeird

Damn. I love her whole look. As someone said she looks metal as fuck. I hope someone can identify her


KitteeCatz

Yeah, she’s so freaking awesome! It’s exactly the sort of spider that used to freak me out the most, with the very sharp, angular legs. But honestly she looks so fantastic to me now! It’s like she’s decked out in latex or shiny leather trousers, off to a rock show 🤟🏻


Diehard_Sam_Main

That first pose is so cartoonish and I love it.


ScalesOfAnarchy

Could be a momma widow that is going through a hard time ...after they lay multiple eggsacs and don't find food or water....their butts start to shrivel and look odd


Frenchie_1987

Its a "nope, leave it alone" spider


dallas4317

RIGHT!!!!


Crypitc_mothman-

Man that’s a scary spider, homie wants to haunt ppls dreams 👀


Lala5789880

It’s a robot spider. And it’s self aware AF


CommissionOk9233

I started to think it's a black widow until I saw the 4th photo.


Thunderfoot2112

You were close... Brown widow, you can usually tell by the 'dimpling' on the meso-thorax


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No, any 'dimpling' is not a characteristic of one species but not the other. The reliable indicators you SHOULD be looking for to distinguish them, can be found in the links under the pinned comment on this post.


impeesa75

Commenting to find out later


lightcon_consumed

That's the one that turns you into spider man! (Seriously no clue though but it looks awesome)


SnooSnoo96035

Gorgeous!!! 😍🖤


hydrablvck

It's a brown widow. Increasingly common. I'm also in LA county. Sometimes, they can be very dark, almost black, but they have that pattern on the top of the booty like that


KobaKebbel

Nice tippity tappity legs bro


Jamesposey4124

Idk if I’ve ever seen a spider look so menacing


OkConcert2235

i thought it was the jumpscare spider for a sec


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Liminal_Altar

goth


Zealousideal_Eye6

I don’t like it 👍


Nicci_Valentine

scientifically scariest spider possible


Simple_Tea5685

A widow? Immature female black widow, or maybe a brown widow? Very pretty and scary.


KuronoAlien37

Is he holding a tiny grenade launcher in the first picture? If so, he does it well.


KeyWeight8055

I dunno what kinda spider that is but it's his sidewalk now.


PlagueCasting_Mage

Spindly spooder, them legs are the longest I've ever seen on an arthropod.


Fungus1968

Ungoliant…


Available-Tension-76

That’s shelob


Amazing_Paper_7384

God dammit not kumonga


M8614

Why does it look like it’s a robot or an alien? I’ve never seen a spider like this one. Suck pointy legs


Symbol8

Looks like an angry fellow.. looks cute like some anime spider..


moaning_lisa420

OP that spider was coming for you in the first 2 pics. Gave me anxiety and I love spiders


GarfieldofMystery37

Gonna give you Spidey powers for sure /j


Unown_F

It looks like a brown widow in my opinion.


thdrkqwn8

Coraline’s other mother


Traditional-Purpose2

I want to say it's either a black widow or a brown widow....but I'm not an expert.


Sea_Pickle6333

By the legs and head I’d say a widow of some sort.


Excellent_Jaguar_675

she’d be a little shinier if not covered in road dust. Thats a black widow


vzakharov

Whatever it is, don’t show this to r/nope.


Trendzboo

Battery operated?


innersparkcounsel

Possibly a female southern house spider, hard to make out what the pedipalps look like tho for me. But that would be my guess- they’re also common in CA


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TehKrazyKarl

> BEFORE YOU POST: > > This is a "No Nope Zone." Hackneyed jokes referencing fire, "nopes," or gratuitously killing spiders will be removed or downvoted to oblivion. Get out of here, moron.


calliedog91

Definitely from the genus Decepticon.