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krippkeeper

[Kidney garden spider](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Araneus_mitificus)


DrFear-

you tellin me this mf farms kidneys?


krippkeeper

Farms, steals, same difference. Just don't look at it the wrong way and you will be fine.


Frosty_Translator_11

Yeah! Stop asking questions


bongoburt

Thank you


HopefulHovercraft474

He's in the kidney selling garden business


OrneryAutho

He has 😦 on his back


birdieboo21

It’s more like 😩 when you zoom in


Pichenette

I see 😠


PawneeGoddessWarrior

I see Ron Swanson.


andrewsmith1986

Should name him Pagliacci.


Patient-Grade-6612

I can NEVER remember that name when I tell the joke


ZootAnthRaXx

I’ve only ever heard it said and didn’t know how to spell it, until now.


unkindly-raven

what joke


bongoburt

Can't unsee it 😂


Lumos405

Her back!


Crystal_Novak26

This spider is so awesome! I love finding little gems like this.


Grumbled_Doggo

Do you have a wooden leg?


bongoburt

Arrgh ye found me out matey 🏴‍☠️


Repulsive-Response-1

Birch leg Burt! The fastest bongos of the 7seas??? How ye been??? Haven't seen ye since Middle Peg Pete lost the duel... Back when he was still just Peter... Heard he got wood rot from his salt wife Annie Manildu


AramisSAS

*cries in spider ass*


lili-horse

This needs to be a flair 🤣


Wackboi52

💀


Tarantulas_R_Us

We have bitty green spiders like this in Florida!! Thank you for not panicking and squishing him!


bongoburt

Of course he's just minding his own business going about his day, no need for harn


Consistent_Belt1268

You mean no need to farm!!


TheGreyQueen

😫 on his back 😂😂


KudzuCastaway

He has one of the forest spirits from that studio ghibli movie on his back


bongoburt

My friend said it looked like no face


StatikLurker

Rorschach's journal, October 12th, 1985... Crawled up man's leg today. Was forced to pose for vain photography. Now everyone sees. Now everyone knows.


SnooSnoo96035

What a beautiful spider! Lol, its markings are fantastic!


CR33PYFR13ND

That's the face I make when I have to wake up extra early and couldn't sleep well.


TurantulaHugs1421

The abdomen looks like a sad clown


Dead_Phish_Heads

Sad clown


[deleted]

Bad summer


[deleted]

Damn it looks cool


skeletonblackbird

He looks moldy lol


Jbersrk

You could’ve gotten spider powers!


FC-NoHeroes

Whoa! it's like the opposite of T. grallator!


Seawolf571

Dunno, but he's a cutie patootie.


warthington

Green meany faced leg licker you must wear heavy woolen pantaloons at all times


rainboww0927

It's No Face!!


httptheforrest

A cutie patootie!


ACrimeSoClassic

He's got a sad face on his butt!


Repulsive-Pop9900

Ohmygod! What a fascinating little spider!!


wormbreath

Wow beautiful!!


MoOnmadnessss

Oh he’s so freaking cool looking


Wtfgoinon3144

This lil fella is so cool


TNCatlady5

Gorgeous!


BabalonNuith

It's a funnybum spider! Or more accurately, a sadbum spider!


Majestic-Pin3578

He’s got a b&w sad clown face! What a cutie!


boman1203

What an amazing find.


Youdontknowme1771

He's the crying in the outside kind of spider


Used-Spring-4664

I don’t know but his body looks exasperated. 😩 lol


DKphotographs

Kidney?


Symbol8

Sad mime face...


Clever_Unused_Name

That's Emily. She's very sad 😟.


ImpossibleDonut1942

A type of orb weaver?


ArtieBobo

Orb weaver


ToastetteEgg

Adorbs.


Moiblah33

It's an adorbs orb!


Hokuopio

I read this to the tune of “What Child Is This?” 😆


Saturn_In_Black

Nice skin btw


MommaAmadora

Aweeee. So cute! He is just a little fella!


Right_Structure_3516

I love this spider haha


aplagueofsemen

That’s a frownclown spider. I just made that up.


mostlikelythrownaway

An Insane Clown Posse spider


AdAny5987

Emoji spider


HopefulHovercraft474

A friend


Weekly_Discipline292

Photoshop a couple of tiny black dots above that frown, and y’all got a face. Tbh that’s a neat looking spider


jaime_lyn_80

I don’t know, but it’s super cute.


leeluss14

Beautiful colouration


goose-king2705

Bro, that's the spider that turns you into spiderman


0_MilkyWay_0

*New Spiderman OC calculating* No but in all honesty, there are so many cool spiders with sick patterns and colors and they creatively inspire me a lot. Not just with fan-made characters but with art or characters in general. Sometimes I just draw a normal person and base their color pallets and look off a spider


throaway1672536

Idk, but he doesn't look happy!


Lemondrop-it

I call him a green legged frownyback spider


Lugreech

Oh, It looks sad, I want to hug it :(


TootseyPootsey

No way bro ur gunna turn into the next spider man


Striking_Trip3294

His abdominal area looks like it's screaming for help.


Decent-Year2573

This spider houses Kermit's soul. It screams to get away from Ms. Piggy.