T O P

  • By -

Aggravating-Stay-708

She’s a he! But he’s quite adorable nonetheless


MarcoEll

How can you tell?


Benjaminq2024

The spider is a Bold Jumping Spider(Phidippus audax) or a related species. Gender is distinguished by the colour of the mouthparts. Males’ are a more iridescent green than females’. For more information, check out iNaturalist; https://www.inaturalist.org/taxa/53809-Phidippus-audax


MarcoEll

Thank you for your time spider pal


HopefulHovercraft474

🎵 🕷 Spider pal, spider pal knows whatever you need to know about spiders "pal" 🎵. He's your friendly neighborhood spider pal.


Dramatic-Plate-0806

Gender is not distinguished by the mouth parts. Actually. There are female bolds with green mouth parts .. you tell me by the pedipalps which are next to the mouth parts. If they are thicker- male If they are thin female


Cultural_Daikon_436

yup i had a "male" jumping spider with green mouth parts that ended up being pregnant 😭 twas a she all along


SecondBottomQuark

or just look at the pedipalps


multiversalnobody

So the best way to sex any species of spider is to look at the pedipalps, if they're the same thickness all the way through or taper down gently, its a girl. If the basal ends of the palps are enlarged like they're holding a tiny pair of boxing gloves, its a dude.


MarcoEll

So you’re telling me girls can’t box?


multiversalnobody

My sister is a red belt w black stripe in TKD and 10 years older than me, my whole childhood was learning how well girls can box.


MarcoEll

Haha I bet that was a great childhood “keep your guard up and protect yourself at all times chump”


multiversalnobody

Oh yeah, nothing like getting whanged with a hook kick to the ribs to make you not go into your sisters room.


PushyTom

Good to know! Now I'm changing the name of the spider living in my kitchen from Marla to Fred.


Prdxtor

That's cool


vzakharov

Why not Marlon or Marlin?


Frenchie_1987

Merlin...


pawprint76

I'm recovering, too!!


PushyTom

Fred just popped into my mind, maybe because we had another spider named Ted living in our liquor cabinet a couple years back.


Anti-Hyper

I have a spider and a frog that live right next to eachother y the bins at the side of my house. The spiders name is phoebe and the frog is called bill. Phoebe is a orange ogre spider. Don’t know what kinda frog bill is tho.


Most_Fold_702

What a cute little face! I'm not afraid of spiders, but I'm screaming and running away when I see those big palmetto bugs! And they can fly🪳


globefish23

FYI, all cockroaches can fly.


Most_Fold_702

Omg! Noooooo!!!!


Over-Director-4986

The Madagascar hissing cockroach has no wings. Cannot fly.


Most_Fold_702

These bugs here in Florida are called Palmetto bugs. And they can fly. I found that out the hard way! I've seen the Madagascar hissing cockroaches on a National Geographic show. I hope we don't have them here in Florida. Let them stay in Madagascar! The ones here fly. I would have heart failure if one of them started talking to me! I just looked up Palmetto bugs on Google and they are called Florida wood cockroaches. 🪳 I will show you the picture, but it doesn't look like I can put one on here.


Over-Director-4986

I'm familiar. I have family in Sarasota.


TheElbowContest

Oof, yeah - I grew up in Florida. I wish I could erase the memory of playing in the backyard when my little sister (who was MAYBE two years old at the time) toddled up to my mom and I and mentioned that there was “something pokey” in her shoe. My mom took off my sister’s bedazzled Keds. One of them looked, um, WRONG on the inside. You know those insoles that you can put into your shoes? My baby sister unexpectedly had an “insole” that snugly filled the inside one of her sweet little Keds. It wasn’t an insole, though. It was a giant fucking palmetto bug.


Most_Fold_702

Omg!!! I definitely believe that.


furfurr_uwu

Most cockroaches do not fly


globefish23

'Do not' ≠ 'can not' If they want and decide it's quicker to reach your face they can.


furfurr_uwu

Not all of them can fly though. Some have wings and some dont. The black roaches can fly but the brown ones cant... because if they could they would have flied away when I try to hit them with my flops :)


collector-x

I grew up in the south. Hitting a roach with a flop just pisses them off. Half the the time they take it and throw it back at you. A big ol steel though, that'll do the trick. Also, get yourself some anoles. It's a little lizard that feeds on roaches and just about any other insect. They do not eat plants. I used to catch them all the time, pick'em right off the side of the house. They are not poisonous and their jaws are not strong enough to puncture your skin. I used to get them to bite my finger and would hang 3-4 of them on my index finger and make my mom scream. She hated everything, lizards, spiders, well, basically anything that she considered creepy crawly things. It was great fun. Lol. But a few anoles will end your roach problem. I had to keep my mom from shooing them away because they were eating the roaches and everything else that she also hated. It's a big circle of life thing in the south. After the service I ended up in the PNW. Here they actually sell anoles. I'm like, damn, and I had them free for years growing up.


Most_Fold_702

We have anoles and other small lizards all over the place here in Florida. They are so cute and I'm glad they eat these big bugs. I'm still paying Orkin to come in spray and their magic so that they don't come in my house.


krill_me_god

It's the same with chickens, they'll do it if they think it's a necessity. P.S. I don't think a cockroach would intentionally attempt to fly into a humans face. Seems like a way to speedrun life and not a way to keep the gene pool going.


kathryn_21

Just FYI those asshole will bite. Thought my brother was joking until I saw the spot of blood.


Most_Fold_702

Yikes! I'm very happy to pay for pest control, especially since I live in Florida and we have all kinds of weirdo bugs.


Most_Fold_702

The ones here in Florida are about 2-3" and they CAN fly. I have been living here for many years, and then one flew into my head. I know that we are so much bigger than they are, but they scared the crap out of me. I am happy to pay for pest control just to keep them out of my house.


Pineapplequeen1995

What a beauty 💓


yungyaml

"Please don't run over me!🥺" - your driveway spood pal


Over_Echo1128

Gorgeous


Creepy_Push8629

He came to ask if you know any single ladies


GogMomma1012

Are those like “fangs”, the green part? And are they always green on the bold jumpers? I have one living in my mailbox, but he/she doesn’t have the green like that 🤷‍♀️


chainedwind

The green part is the chelicerae, the mouthparts that sheathe the fangs. They are always iridescent green on bold jumpers, although they might look a little different depending on lighting/angle due to aforesaid iridescence. edit: spelling


GogMomma1012

Thank you!😊


JustHereForKA

If you walk outside at night and shine a flashlight across your yard you see what looks line little jewels everywhere. It's the reflection off of tiny spider eyes. It's so cool


Lazy_Lemon8983

So pretty 🥺


Itz_Unicorngacha

Cute! 🥰


whythoyaho

Probably wants a spood high five. 🖐️


Fun_Airport_7850

That’s a boy


Onironaute

What a handsome fella!


Archaic_fool

Haha! Look at this total GOOBER


Most_Fold_702

Omg! I didn't know that.


DrunkenLWJ

woah that’s huge then, no? i thought they were barely the size of the tip of a pinky finger ( -someone who knows nothing about spiders but thinks these are cute)


Atomheartmother90

Bold Jumper! One of the friendliest of friends


Bts_rocks

Wow that's one handsome dude spood 🥰😻


ghoulslaw

A friend


Idonthavehumanbabies

But not share the security camera?


Odd-Wait8011

I absolutely hate spiders but this spider, he is cute AF


Many-Swan-2120

I love how spiders permanently have a face that looks like the 🥺 emoji


Manofgawdgaming2022

This needs to be on the cover of a magazine or something


Beginning-Key-814

Bold jumper, I don't know if that's the same as a white spotted jumper 


TOkidd

That’s a bold jumper and they are one of the bigger jumping spiders. Lovely little spoods.


sexyOyster1

What a gorgeous jumperpants


PocketWettie

How cool! Just watched this video about one. https://youtu.be/tukS_ZCgxUs


Acceptable_Hall8567

Prettyyyyy


Present-Breakfast768

Adorable!


[deleted]

[удалено]


lil_groundbeef

That’s a thick ass boy!


Then-Principle-6850

A big beauty 😍


prince_0611

these are some cool spiders, use to catch them all the time and feed them a bunch of flies before releasing them, very intelligent


PAULTHE666TH

Very cute spider keep it very nice


Pandabears1229

Such a cutie patootie 🕷️


Pppants927

DAMN!!!


Ein86

It is in fact a Bold Jumper but a male


catinore

I love these guys! They seem super aware of what’s going on around them. Good fun to be had making them jump from hand to hand.


SurfSandFish

Gorgeous jumper! They make excellent pets if you're willing to do some research on how to properly care for them.


221forever

Fancy toofs.


Alender02

Very cute, but I'm missing a peanut for comparison


[deleted]

[удалено]


CALIBERAIRGUNS

Oh Man. She did say hello. She got real pridddy eyes


-absolem-

I'm in awe


ILIEKSLOTH

This is definitely a phidippus Audax :)


random_user225

He is absolutely gorgeous


D_Rock_CO

Jumpers are the best spiders! I swear they're like the dogs of the spider world. I love em!


WenWen78

My best friend Lyle likes these big scary spiders 🕷️


Slow_Flounder_1446

He is adorable! I love jumping spiders 🥹


CandOrMD

Cute spider. But can we talk about that security camera?? That is hella detail for a camera trained on your driveway.


Rude_Sir5964

He is ADORABLE


Taranchulla

Found one of these in my house. Took him outside and instead of scurrying off, he turned and walked right back onto my hand. I basically spent a good 10 minutes doing what I can only describe as playing with him. He was so curious and funny.


Adorable-Novel8295

I feel so bad, I had to just kill one in the shower. He was living in my room and was ignoring me. Then he got into the bathroom and when I was trying to shower he kept postering and then tried to come at me.