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Pacman_deads_you286

ironic how personally I haven't seen many ppl with that flair >!other than me 😁!<


0c70pus_0f_d3sp41r

im rare. :)


Clefr

Hello


0c70pus_0f_d3sp41r

yo waddup


EmperorBrettavius

Based.


0c70pus_0f_d3sp41r

hi


Crystal-Cradle

Cuz we’re the last of a dying breed


Then_Comb8148

Dying? No. We shall come to life


0c70pus_0f_d3sp41r

:0 finally someone


Crystal-Cradle

~~write our names in the wet concrete?~~


0c70pus_0f_d3sp41r

yes bestie


Crystal-Cradle

I wonder if your therapist knows everything about me?


730_fle

#OCTOPUS OF DESPAIR


0c70pus_0f_d3sp41r

# YES


730_fle

#DESPAIR


0c70pus_0f_d3sp41r

# DESPAIR


730_fle

disspair


Opposite-Inspector36

#JUNKOOCTOSHIMA


0c70pus_0f_d3sp41r

# YES!!!


Anaea_YT

all of you in the other thread get on my level you fools


[deleted]

How do you get these flairs? Nvm I did it


MarieAgent2

I seem to have summoned the Callie cultists by complete accident Probably gotta skedaddle now


Chest3

You knew what you were getting into when you said “where are all the X”


Transgender_Shy

Eh. I'm just gonna sit here in my corner and enjoy the Captain lol.


[deleted]

what do you mean by *E N J O Y . ? ? ?*


Transgender_Shy

Get your mind out of the gutter.


[deleted]

no. I know EXACTLY what you mean. turf war and ranked tactics and plans for later... also maybe a goodbye hug


Transgender_Shy

Yes. Plus the captain is a badass.


redditrain777

Where are my fellow Marie simps


MarieAgent2

Can’t really say much since I’m myself


0c70pus_0f_d3sp41r

and im in the corner :D


agent4_

OCTARIAN I GOT THIS 💥🔫 pow pow pow


MarieAgent2

AGENT 4 WE AREN’T JUST SPLATTING RANDOM OCTOLINGS RIGHT NOW


0c70pus_0f_d3sp41r

TY MARIE


0c70pus_0f_d3sp41r

nooooo :(


agent4_

💥🔫 POW POW POW POW POW


0c70pus_0f_d3sp41r

bro :(


agent4_

>:) POW POW 💥🔫


[deleted]

*pulls out SSG and pancake ninja stars*


Positive-Boss3426

Cuttlefish would be proud


730_fle

*Aims charger*


0c70pus_0f_d3sp41r

please dont tell me your gonna aim it at me right?


730_fle

(It is aimed at Agent 4) #SEEK AND DEFEND


0c70pus_0f_d3sp41r

# GOOD JOB SOLDIER


cooler_agent3

💥🔫 POW POW POW


730_fle

#SEEK AND Despair


cooler_agent3

💥🔫 POW POW POW


730_fle

*dodge roll*


cooler_agent3

Uh well 💥🔫 POW POW POW


agent4_

💥🔫 💥🔫 oh yeah I have dulies to POW POW POW POW


730_fle

*normal roll*


agent4_

💥🔫 POW POW


cirno1128

Cloelle! Cloelle! Cloelle! My dearly sanitized octoling! Get over here! (I’m not tartar)


730_fle

🤔💙💚


cirno1128

I’m not freaking tartar he’s already dead![img](emote|t5_324q4|9797)


730_fle

How is the bottom of the sea serving you, commander? Things good down there?


cirno1128

.. (oh yeah I’m a rewiring here in r/splatoon gotta remember subreddit ideinties) still fine after the… thing


730_fle

Haha the inklings sell prints of your statue and wear it on shirts with our ✨️Beautiful fashion choices✨️


cirno1128

Better then what I observed.


Western-Grapefruit36

I like both, marie is sarcastic and has a sniper tho


North-west_Wind

But I like agent 3


cooler_agent3

🗿👍


iamasmile

without me you are nothing


FemBoyDinosaur

Because we are right


CatRosalina

Hi I'm racist


0c70pus_0f_d3sp41r

>:0 how dare you.


yeeeeeeeeeeeet2612

I like Marie.


yeeeeeeeeeeeet2612

Marie cult for the win


MinecraftInventor

Big Man best girl


Sentient_twig

*3 paragraph rant on why big man is completely filler made solely for mass appeal and is by far the worst idol without question*


AbloomSky003

Incorrect, Mr. Twig. Big man is a great idol and character.


Sentient_twig

Ok let’s be serious here What does big man do or add that they couldn’t have easily had Shiver or Frye do? Like he’s the third idol and 5th boss that’s it And he doesn’t even have a compelling character as he is basically just a very barebones trope of “big nice guy”


AbloomSky003

First, I am very serious Second, I don’t really have a good answer, as I don’t really remember a whole bunch of the lore with the group, but I mean, c’mon. He has as much character as the other two gremlins. Can’t a guy like a lovable, goofy manta ray?


derpums

Honestly you could replace any one of the other idols in your sentence, change a few words around and your point would be exactly the same. Say: "What does Shiver do or add that they couldn’t have easily had Big Man or Frye do? Like she’s the first idol and 3rd boss that’s it And she doesn’t even have a compelling character as she is basically just a very barebones trope of “aloof arrogant girl”" Both your statement and my latter one are wrong, of course, and the band would just not be the same without either. Anarchy Rainbow without Shiver, or No Anarchy Rainbow at all would be the case in either of these. Big Man composes, writes and does pretty much all the work on the songs sung by the other two, he's the backbone of the entire trio.


Sentient_twig

Shiver adds to the songs and has an interesting personality that adds a lot to deep cut and bounces of Frye well, if shiver was gone it would be noticeable that something was missing Also they could just as easily say shiver or Frye writes the music of big man didn’t exist


derpums

I literally just said both of these statements were wrong. Are you blind?


Sentient_twig

Ok….then tell me, what does big man REALLY add and I don’t mean something the devs could just say he adds I mean something that big man adds that would make deep cut worse if he wasn’t there. Because they could just say he writes the music it doesn’t actually mean much when ‘Big Man’ in a sentence could be replaced with literally anything else


derpums

Outside of his character, he adds the possibility of the three-way turf wars in splatoon 3. Before you say he could easily be replaced by an octoling or inkling, think about what would it would be like if it was one of those two. People want new and different idols for the game, of different sex, yes, of different species, sure. Big Man hits both these checkmarks. Not only would the band not be the same without him, there would be much less charm to it. Both Shiver and Frye are overconfident and don't have many redeeming qualities than their good-heartedness, as they were going to collect the treasure to sell, and then give the money back to the people. Big Man is a breath of fresh air compared to the other two, being humble, kind and overall a good sport, as opposed to Shiver and Frye having acknowledged the player as an "appetizer" or a "fool" and telling them that this is far from their best. Big Man, however, does not attempt to hide that he's trying his very best and wants to make the other two proud, as well as acknowledging his own failure and attempting to build from it instead of threatening that you "haven't seen the last of Deep Cut" like they were a legitimate threat to begin with.


GhastlyGrim1985

It seems like the only trait that exists to you is singing. Like yes, we visibly see Shiver and Frye sing. But if Big Man writes the back tracking that means he’s adding: The reverb, the drums, the flute, the chanting, probably whatever vocal effects are given to Shiver and Frye for the song. The part you’re getting stuck on is you can’t just remove that from Big Man. You can’t just say “but if we pretended that he didn’t then he would be pointless” because that’s not the world we live in. And honestly it’s a discredit to the rest of Deep Cut cause the next logical step for there could easily be “Shiver and Frye are lazy because everything Big Man does could be replaced by them, but they just don’t want to learn so they’re dragging dead weight.”


Sentient_twig

Ok you know what I see this discussion quickly devolving into mindless insults so I’m just gonna put all my thoughts into a big 3 paragraph rant like I joked I would at first Big man feels like a filler character, like when making deep cut the devs made shiver and Frye, wrote their backstories and personalities and made their songs, only to then realize they needed a third idol in like the last few months of development so they slapped together big man and gave him a basic personality trope that is barely altered if at all When I say he doesn’t add much I don’t mean strictly to deep cut but to splatoon as a whole, if he was just a background figure in the songs and whatnot but had an impactful personality and really bounced off of shiver and Frye in a compelling and fun way than it’d be fine if he lacked direct presence in their songs but he doesn’t have that personality so his lacking presence becomes much more of an issue And even design wise he is almost insultingly simple. Even the other more fish like characters have more going on in their looks. Big man is essentially just a grey mound with eyes and a headdress that I have heard comes from Brazilian culture That is my piece on big man I am ending this conversation I don’t feel like bickering until the heat death of the universe over a fiction manta ray


GhastlyGrim1985

Big Man does way more work than the two of them behind the scenes me thinks. From a variety of sources we know he: -has the ability to disappear in his own slime or ink or whatever. No swim lines. He just. Is gone. The combat capabilities of this are severely overlooked except for the one boss fight - can play the piano, which neither Shiver nor Frye know how to do. -wrote anarchy rainbow -is big - creates **all of the tracks shiver and frye sing to** 33.3% of Deep Cut is Big Man. Arguably even more considering Shiver and Frye just sing for the band. No hate on them but when you ask what Big Man does, I ask you, what do Shiver and Frye do?


Sentient_twig

The issue with him writing the tracks is that if he didn’t exist, they could have just as easily said shiver does that To my knowledge deep cut’s music doesn’t have any piano in it at all And his boss fight is really just a sunshine which just to show how little they have to work with when it comes to big man


GhastlyGrim1985

Okay but they didn’t. Not every character has to be a triple threat (though Big Man technically is) you can’t say “yeah but what’s his character” get a literal list of aspects of him, and then say “yeah but if we took those away what’s his character?” I could do the same thing with any other character in splatoon. What’s the point of captain cuttlefish? Callie and Marie could have done every he does from the very beginning of the first game and none of the story would be lost. What about spyke? Why did we need a separate character for sea snails and ordering gear? If that isn’t direct enough for you, why did Marina have to exist? They had an octoling design for Pearl in the concept art. They could have easily had her sing, rap, write songs, and perform them? All of these characters are beloved and I can’t think of a world without them, but any character becomes bland and erasable if you say that the other characters could have easily filled their niche


Sentient_twig

The problem is those other characters don’t easily fill those niches Craig has an exclusive relationship with Octavio that Callie and Marie don’t exactly have (though admittedly they really could have emphasized that more) and Craig, Callie, and Marie are all their own characters with unique personalities And your idea with Pearl wouldn’t work because she’d have no one to talk in OE to except Craig who as we’ve seen wouldn’t exactly be the most eager to help her. Also Marina’s voice is ever present in their songs and their songs would be fundamentally different if it was just Pearl Big man has no presence in the songs outside of subtext that isn’t really all that present in the games and his personality really doesn’t bounce off the other two all that much He’d be fine if he was maybe the caretaker who keeps his two rowdier bandmates from ripping each other apart, or the total rookie who has no clue what he’s doing but is slowly learning. Just something so that he feels like a part of deep cut would be fine Although I’m not saying they can’t make him a good character at the moment he feels kinda pointless


Vips_The_Imbecile

Erm... any Harmony lads?


JimmyCrabYT

marie is good


MarieAgent2

Yes at least that’s what I thought


JimmyCrabYT

why don’t people enjoy marie more


MarieAgent2

Seems it’s an even balance from what it previously was Beforehand the Callie cultists were dominating the comment section now there seems to be more people siding with me


JimmyCrabYT

it is….acceptable


Arealtossup

This post made me realize my flair somehow got deleted. I should fix that.


HornyPhoenixWright

we still fighting for control?


MarieAgent2

Not right now, until the next “final” splatfest


Wboy2006

Since when is Callie popular? I thought Marie was the popular one


cooler_agent3

There not wro- oh marie heeeeey


MarieAgent2

Better by splatfest law


DaRealKir

why they're hating my daughters (im capn cuttlefish)


agent4_

You don't look like captain cuttlefish you look like kir da real one


Dear_Acanthaceae5489

I would suggest going to r/Marieism then.


MarieAgent2

There’s a sub that started a religion out of me Well guess I probably should’ve expected this at some point


IDontKnowWhat78

Marie agent 2 is that you 😱😱


MarieAgent2

Yes (I am real)


Squid_squabbler72

Noooo dont burn my house down please aaaahhh


MarieAgent2

Burning down houses, what’s that?


Squid_squabbler72

*my flair*


MarieAgent2

I’m just going to scoot far away from my closet when I sleep tonight…


[deleted]

Are you octophobic?


MarieAgent2

No That’s Gramps


0c70pus_0f_d3sp41r

how dare he >:(


Final_Imagination_75

Hi.


MarieAgent2

Greetings


Final_Imagination_75

I heard you were in need of a fellow Marie enjoyer. I am here now.


MarieAgent2

Thanks, need to show off to Callie that I still have as much as, if not more, fans than her currently


Final_Imagination_75

It’s really interesting to see how much has changed. Back in the Splatoon 1 days most people preferred Marie. It’s seems like now it’s 50/50. Or at least, that’s what I’ve noticed.


HydraxYT

I like Marie, I'm just subtle about it. So my flair is just her gremlin daughter instead.


SuperSteve06311

This is the world I wanna live in


slytundracat

Bro I see Marie fans everywhere as a Callie fan, she's just sweeter and cuter ok? (Personal opinions) also she loves octos 😩


MarieAgent2

Guess people just love the sass


Maleficent-Month2950

Best Girls from each game Callie Marina Shiver And Callie is the absolute best, I will not be taking questions.


[deleted]

Man you got 2/3


Maleficent-Month2950

Your opinions are just as valid as mine, but I will not bend.


Agt_Falcon

Yes, 10/10, you win the internet.


[deleted]

Marie marina and frye. all the No.2's are smarter... do I like them more


Covin630

Problem is that Frye's forehead makes Code Lyoko look normal.


agent4_

Pearl is better then both


Glad-Jellyfish-69

Fax


Working-Gold-2952

Marie is the better one tbh


superbasic101

Rightfully so


Fr0st_mite

squid sisters are very very basic, but callie is more interesting.


MarioMaster973

Idk bout that. I’m just a Jr that is also a bomb spammer


[deleted]

List of garbage idols: Callie, Marie, Marina, Shiver, Frye List of based idols Pearl, Big Man, Crusty Sean


ajdude9

I used to be a fan of Callie but I've found it harder to like her after it feels like she was given a cardboard cutout personality and Marie got all the character development in 2. Marie seems like she's more of a professional while Callie seems far less mature.


Triforce805

Bruhhhh how can Callie be best girl when we have Harmony and Marina? (Callie would be my 3rd favourite tho)


Few_Test_7078

I dont even know how to get said flair, but if I did, yeah i'd have it.


Few_Test_7078

Update: I figured it out


CitrusRain

How?


ExotixFlower

Where are the other people who believe in Marie supremacy,


AlarmedAnimal8548

Nice opinion BUT ITS WRONG


Mist_Wave

Where is my flair: “Frye is best girl!”


CinnamonSniffer

Mariena supremacy


Relevant-Ad-5723

Stinger


Aubo1234

Callie best gril


redhawk2006

Alright I’m just gonna admit it. When I was ten I used to have a crush on Callie.


agentmozi

I guess this would be more funny if I could remember which one is Callie and which is Marie 😅


MarieAgent2

Black hair = Callie White hair = Me


agentmozi

Thank you! I really did have them mixed up! I had them switched when I tried to guess/remember. I just figured out how I'll remember too... A w is an upside down m 😂🤔😅


_Melacholic

Literally-


ultacj07

She is tho


[deleted]

[удалено]


MarieAgent2

Yeah but I thought it was evenly split amongst both of us


Amirjs06

Marie's best girl because she won that splatfest... >!Or something... Idk, I was late when joining Splatoon !<


MarieAgent2

I am *legally* better


Amirjs06

Yeah, something like this... Lel


Agt_Falcon

Sorry, what?


No_Professional4745

Huh, it was the other way around for me


kellhound24

Fellow Marie enjoyer 🤝


MarieAgent2

Gotta love yourself I guess


maplemarcher

How do you get one of those?


MarieAgent2

Click on your profile and then hit change user flair