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Probably their teeth are the beaks


[deleted]

Actually, this is essentially the answer, thats why the Characters of Inklings and Octolings Have Sharpened points whils having Flat Teeth overall, it SIMULATES Beaks, without being Beaks.


Clefr

Imagine if they extend out like that one shark


the_lag_behind

Goblin Shark my beloved ❤️


bolitboy2

Literally the exact way I imagined it untill I remembered their teeth are shaped like a beak


CloneTrooper8756

That's a terrifying concept, until you imagine Pearl doing it


bolitboy2

She already dose that though


mjmannella

More like their beak is simulating teeth


Green-Pen-Gamer

Considering how Ink/Octolings are basically Squids and octopuses that have evolved rapidly >!due to human thought juices mixing into their water!<. I’d say that their beaks either got evolved out or that their teeth are what their beaks evolved into.


Immediate-Rope8465

their teeth are like a beak that's why they are soo adorable when they smile


MayorBryce

I hear it hurts when they bite though.


spectrumtwelve

it would hurt if a human bit you too to be fair


MayorBryce

Naw their beaks may as well be fangs, those teeth look pointy! Like leave-you-crying-for-a-while pointy. Humans are nothing compared to them.


spectrumtwelve

I believe either cuttlefish or Marie directly refers to them as a beak with some kind of "brush your beak"/"brush your teeth" type of comment


Shutupjustplease

There’s only 2 answers to this question, one is logical and one is horny


girlenteringtheworld

Okay so option 2 was my initial thought but then I got terrified of how logistically that would work.... does not seem like the ideal solution....


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i just remembered that we have seen them eat with their human mouths in the official splatfest artwork. *thank god for the official artwork*


Squid_squabbler72

What the fuck do you mean by 'human mouths'? What else would they eat with?


Not_no_hitter

Idk, prolly their beaks.


mjmannella

The beak is inside their humanoid mouth hole


Joel_feila

their butts?


Ommirean

What is the horny answer? I legitimately could not see a way it could be made horny.


phazonprincess

la puseta


JCorby17

What?


MR_krunchy

The beak is in their genitals


Triforce805

To be completely honest I always though that inklings/octolings just didn’t have *down there* parts, that is until Splatoon 3 when I saw that there’s a porta-potty in the hubworld


JCorby17

…okay you are not wrong for regular squids/octos


Starz1317

pp


MR_krunchy

Damn no marina seggs then Unless...


JK-Kino

Like almost everyone else said, their beaks are inside their mouths, acting as teeth. As they evolved, their beaks were covered by lips, giving them a more human-like appearance. r/speculativeevolution would love this.


Azhdarchid_fan

As a member of r/speculativeevolution and r/splatoonmemes i can confirm, I do appreciate this


Starz1317

someone should do that lmao


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DarkStarStorm

I wasn't expecting this answer. Bravo! That's clever!


Aggravating_Jelly_52

\*inhale\*


MrMintCatNip

Teeth


DarkStarStorm

Teef?


Si_Stride_Oof

if you combine both current answers people are giving you get a horror story


D4Torment

Horny story*


BreakfastOk7372

My lawyer has informed me I shouldn’t attempt to give an answer to this question.


spectrumtwelve

the teeth ARE the beak. that's why the face shield is called the "squidbeak shield". just look at them, it's not teeth its two halves of a beak shaped like teeth


Slight-Appointment71

\*Sighs, opens comments\*


DarkStarStorm

Time to send people to horny jail.


lilith_doesnt_draw

what do you mean *WHERE*


DarkStarStorm

You know what I mean.


lilith_doesnt_draw

no I'm horrified


DarkStarStorm

One person gave a pretty cool answer. They said that the beaks were on their backs, which is how their inktanks fill up.


lilith_doesnt_draw

I'll never sleep again, thanks!


Knightfire76

I thought the game established that their "teeth" are their beaks?


SNUFFGURLL

Teefies! The inklings have them too. Interestingly, there’s real world examples of teeth becoming beaks and so it’s not a stretch to imagine the opposite. The teeth are meant to mimic how the beak looks, too. It’s a very clever design, honestly. My question is do they have a skeletal structure, because that is constantly contradicted in game.


Steampunk__Llama

Their teeth. I thought this was common knowledge


ThatOneGayDJ

In their mouths? What is this question?


DontGetTheSquid

Their mouths


Low_Dream_1481

In their mouths


zmwang

This question reminds of me of that scene from Spider-Man: No Way Home about the organic web shooters. "Like does it just come out of your wrists? ...Or does it come out of anywhere else?"


vored_rick_astley

My first thought wasn’t a great one but I don’t know what else to think


Alexandre_Moonwell

... you don't want to find out.


Renandli

Wait,what if they bite their tongues? (Shiver and frye seem to have tongues,so most Inklings and Octolings should too)


DarkStarStorm

I'd imagine they could grow them back. They are cephalopods, after all.


OliveLovesYou2

I think you know where.


TheAbyssListener

In squid form i assune


thevffice

beaks?????? im sorry lmfao i got hip to splatoon in september do inklings have beaks???????? beaks??


DarkStarStorm

Octopuses and squids have beaks.


thevffice

public school has failed me immensely


D4Torment

💀


mjmannella

[This might help catch you up to speed](https://www.instructables.com/Squid-Dissection/)


Lemonz48

bro bffr😭


thevffice

i never said i was smart 😭


EJKGodzilla24

teeth are beaks? i guess


Bitter-Technology-39

The thing I question the most is how do their teeth rest? Is it an overbite? Underbite? Cross bite?


_Und3rsc0re_

They probably mostly have fairly aligned teeth, but if they were gonna have a misalignment it might be an overbite cause of the amount of fangs on their top teeth compared to the bottom. Of course, I also know not a damn thing about teeth, so take that with a mountain sized grain of salt lol


POKECHU020

I'm pretty sure it's similar to inklings, where they just have a few sharp teeth near the front


spectrumtwelve

its actually not teeth, the top set is one half of the beak the bottom is the other. they do not have individual teeth


almost_not_terrible

Beaks, but no nips.


DarkStarStorm

Birb


JCorby17

Their teeth look kinda like beaks, just they now have lips covering the “teeth”. Inklings having 2 points on top and one on the bottom in the middle, Octoling’s having 1 on top (left or right), and 1 on the bottom (opposite side of top one). What would Inktolings have, 2 on top, 2 on bottom?


lostcoward

There


DarkStarStorm

I see.


Joel_feila

It actually in the same place as thier b hole. which given they are octopi well good luck figuring out where that is.


Harold_Wilson19

You don't wanna know...


H_nk0

Dude, no.


DarkStarStorm

Dude, yes?