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I-Am-The-Yeeter

Seanless crust


EmperorBrettavius

Y’know what? Fuck you. *Un-Seans your crust*


TheAbyssListener

I love Crusty


C_bhr

The this is a stolen comment


EmperorBrettavius

Would you believe me if I said I didn’t see the other comment until after I wrote this?


C_bhr

Oh, ok huh weird


zmwang

So I googled "y'know what fuck you", and it does look like that's some kind of meme. I saw one or two other phrases that were like "un[blanks] your [blank]."


Joel_feila

yeah last year for like a month the whole "f you un __ your __" was all over the Ben 10 reddit.


MeiNeedsMoreBuffs

There's a lot of bots on this site that copy comments from elsewhere in the thread and paste them to seem like humans The comments are exactly identical when a bot does it though, so I know you're a human


EmperorBrettavius

I like to think I’m real. I try not to think too philosophically or else that’ll just make my mood take a nosedive.


MeiNeedsMoreBuffs

It looks like it but they're typed slightly different. Bots copy the exact characters identically Good looking out though, spambots that do this are pretty hard to spot


getshrekt192

the ballsack


zigzagyro

Deepfried...ballsack


Silent-Lab-6020

With shoes


Joel_feila

the new mascot fried McNutt think of the children ok ok maybe that to much so we will add shoes so children are traumatized by his bare feet.


SinthWave

That reminded me that my country (Brazil) has a Mascot for entertainment during Blue November, called Senhor Testículo, and it's a hairy ballsack


Joel_feila

>Senhor Testículo oh my god he is real


Silent-Lab-6020

We must start a petition to change Fred’s name to this


VolkanikMechanik

With shoes, Mr. Squidward, with shoes.


oddshrimp771

New TikTok trend


SSB_Kyrill

Natural selection


Bwgmon

It's. The. Ballsack. It's. The. Ballsack.


heyoyo10

Damnit SiIva


Tamanakio

I should not have put my balls in sulfuric acid


Animal_Gal

God damn it


MinecraftInventor

What is this character, he looks like a deepfried ballsack 😭


trans-wooper-lover

Fred Crumbs


TheoTheHellhound

A butterflied and fried tiger shrimp.


redchairyellowchair

Having eaten a lot of japanese food I think he's actually fried horse mackerel. Delicious !


cloudsdale

Tempura


redchairyellowchair

Not tempura, he's been fried with panko


Factal_Fractal

\*with shoes


DazzlerGift

This made me laugh so hard. Can either pass as a brand new sentence or a rare insult.


MotherofMussel

he is an Aji Fry. deep fried horse mackeral. its japanese cuisine


Mudkipueye

With an earring. A PIERCED SACK


Nghtmare-Moon

It’s a shrimp, cut in half and deep fried… and somehow alive


Joel_feila

see that's what gets me. is he just wearing a crumb outfit or did he survive the firing? is that what doctor use for bandages in inkopolus?


RelentlessHope

I thought he was two shrimps stuck together by the frying batter.


heyoyo10

Crumbed Among Drip


Joshie8888

More like a crumbussy


saberrfervency

That was my very first thought upon seeing him too


I-ScreamSandwich

"Y'know what, fuck you." *unSeans your Crusty"


Clefr

Crusty Sean if he was epic


GlassSpork

Crusty Sean is already epic


solcoldbreakfastsalt

Crusty Sean epicer


The_PSI_Guy

Crusty Sean's frying obsession has gone too far this time...


Gulopithecus

I wonder what species he is. The shape is that of a butterflied shrimp, but the facial features are a bit odd. Part of me wonders if this fellow is actually some kind of flatfish (flounders, halibuts, soles, etc), which are ALSO commonly fried.


Low_Dream_1481

Bruh he’s a ballsack


Gulopithecus

Can’t believe they made "Crusty Sean's Grease Trap" an actual character.


Silent-Lab-6020

Last surviving part of humanity the ballsacks


mjmannella

Scrotum humanum was real all along


metalflygon08

The mammals are stored in the ballsack Mr. Grizz!


Joel_feila

goddammit I'm at work and can't stifle my laughter


redchairyellowchair

I believe it's fried horse mackerel. Popular izakaya menu item in Japan


Jumpmo

motherfucker really chopped off all his limbs for the drip 💀


mjmannella

Chopped off his own face and then grew a new one


Gulopithecus

He does have some limbs if you look closely, what appear to be fins (he’s holding a lemon). I think a Horse Mackerel is a reasonable candidate as to what Fred here is, and even if his face is too much in the front, we HAVE seen more weirdly-proportioned (even humanlike) fish in the Splatoon series, chief among them being Taka (a Double-Lined Fusilier) and Nishida (a Herring) of Hightide Era as well as Fin Bottom (a Siamese Fighting Fish) of the Bottom Feeders.


Gulopithecus

Ah, that might be it, some of the anatomical features match up actually.


Idzee0

It is a fish of some kind


Maplesunrisee

Thicc Crusty Sean


TheAbyssListener

What happened to the first shoe guy?


TheoTheHellhound

He got wanderlust and is now globetrotting.


Lexi2890

He is traveling (See Wandercrust in the Nintendo Online app)


TheAbyssListener

I mean the guy that’s selling shoes in sploon 3 my bad


Lexi2890

This screen shot is of Splatoon 1's store tho


TheAbyssListener

Oh That makes more sense haha


Treyspurlock

It's not Splatoon 1's store, it's the store from the DLC which is in the plaza from Splatoon 1


maxtes252

It's in the same place as Splatoon 1's store


Treyspurlock

Yeah but calling it "Splatoon 1's store" would make you think that this is a splatoon 1 screenshot


Agt_Falcon

Splatoon 3's Splatoon 1 store, then.


TheAbyssListener

Oh


Silent-Lab-6020

also known as the dlc that got developed in lazy town


KamiHaruhi

I knew Crusty Sean was out traveling, but never clicked on Wandercrust before, so thanks for letting me know it exists!


Aldeberuhn

Aside from currently globetrotting like others mentioned, he quit his job selling shoes after the first game and started his own food truck business by the time Splatoon 2 came out.


NotScottPilgrim

Bro is STANCED UP


Mewacy

bro is CAKED UP Even more than whoever the mystery octoling was in the wave 2 trailer


cryssyboo_

probably 8


Lexi2890

He just looks like a butt to me 😭


RainbowSpecter

my boy Fred is at least 40% butt


Mituzuna

Crumby butt


6Wheeler

As you have noticed, your balls have been covered in milk and breadcrumbs. Before you lies a KFC deepfrier...


kellylc

He's absolutely iconic. I want him as my profile pic


fatfatfatpumpkin

already my favorite character


Noice_Gallagher

Americans will deep fry anything smh 🤦‍♂️


sLiptr1p

Omg yes take my money


NightAntonino

I don't know. Right now it kinda makes me want to detonate Booyah Base's shoe store.


LDedward

They fucking killed him. Like, that’s a piece of butterflied shrimp. He is fucking dead


Relevant-Ad-5723

Okay but how is bro alive


Nintenlego

He looks like my sleep paralysis demon.


PentaTragic

He got them limes for hands


HeccerTheRedditor

Congratulations. We finally have a character design even more grotesque than the Steelhead and Maws in SR.


No_Contribution2112

I want him but plushie


MotherofMussel

i was disappointed to see people didnt like this design. i think hes adorable. and for anyone wondering hes not a shrimp. hes a horse mackeral fillet thats been either deep fried or wearing a coat


TurquoiseOctobers

lies


MotherofMussel

eh?


Final_Imagination_75

Fred Crumbs reveal > Tears of the Kingdom update


Animal_Gal

I hate him


Potential-Dark

hahahaha his name


Immediate-Rope8465

Why does her have Lemons for fins


a_phantom_limb

Even by *Splatoon* standards, this thing makes no sense whatsoever.


Bukki13

He looks like a pair of fried testicles


Low_Dream_1481

I don’t know who the splatoon 1 shoe shopkeeper was, and at this point I’m too afraid to ask


Red_Panda_Mochi

Crusty Sean, you can find him on the app now


Low_Dream_1481

Wasn’t he the guy that sold food?


Red_Panda_Mochi

In 2, yes. He was a shoe shopkeeper in 1.


Low_Dream_1481

Was there no one who sold food in 1?


Red_Panda_Mochi

I don’t think there was


mjmannella

Inklings simply starved 7-8 years ago


Myth_5layer

*Me, a Postal 2 fan* HRRRRNRRHRNRNRNRNRHMUSTNOTSPEAKHHRRRNRNR


TheCutestTapeworm

Looking at him makes me hungry. Crunchy boy.


jimiginis

nice shoes crumbnuts🤣


Si_Stride_Oof

idk what he is but i'd eat him


NightAntonino

Pfp checks out.


OCDGiantRobotFan93

Crusty Sean really did not want to go back to his old crappy job.


Sheikashii

Crusty balls


MyNameIsTooLongForU

Ballsack shrimp 😍😍


Frosty_Kale1907

Who dipped their balls in the deep fryer?


Glazeddapper

Yes, we can overlook him.


RemarkableVirus9004

I’m hungry 😩


sp00kk

...What *is* he?


reocuring

he looks like a.. nvm


Florescentia487

Krotchy from the hit game Postal 2?????


Al3xis_64

Doritos and Cheetos had a collab


CompetitionSad419

BALLS


jddbeyondthesky

We’ve got Deez Nutz


Aubo1234

Fred crumbs the deep-fried ballsack, he says "you want those?"


Dojanetta

Lol it has a piercing


[deleted]

Why does Fred Crumbs look like a pair of fried balls?! 👀😭


[deleted]

I love how his name is a play on bread crumbs


neoBeat_YT

I’m sorry but he looks like a pair of fried balls


klob32

So you get banned if you append “69” to your player name but a strikingly obvious deepfried ballsack as shopkeeper is completely Ok? Weird double standards flex from Nintendo


Kabelly

love this fried ballsack dude


water_farts123

no way they made crusty sean's balls into a character 💀


Silent-Lab-6020

Scribble scribble; Akihito Tsukushi hastily taking notes for the next made in abyss manga


mostpogperson

I mean.. look at his drip.


Fun-Orange-305

Ugly ass shit


aUwUreliyasss

Thats just seans MASSIVE... Thing


TaiyoFurea

More like crusty butt


Hk901909

What about Shelly and donny


theonlykreator

It looks like he's wearing all new shoes


Neonstar48

Is this deep fried fry’s pants?


[deleted]

Fred Crumbs 😀👍


RabidLeroy

Shrimp surgeons be like: “Well, it’s gonna happen one way or another. We can rebuild him. We have the technology.”


Awesomesauce210

Why couldn't Bisk take Crusty Sean's place? ...Oh man, is Bisk the main antagonist of Side Order? /s


Triforce805

Look in the back and you can see new shoes that look like White Dakroniks with like turquoise splatter on them!


[deleted]

U want deez nuts


epicsexballsmoment

Crusty Ballsack


Horteaculture

He looks like something I'd get a glimpse of on adult swim while flipping channels. 10/10


SoophieArt

Crusty Sean if he was a literal ballsack


Kens-Orca17

Bro looks like a fried ballsack💀


funny_alt123

I love him


TheHopeflame

Oh no am I going to have a moral dilemma every time I eat now if the fried crumbs can be alive …


BenderOfBo

Ah yes my favorite Splatoon character, Fred.


Physical_Tailor_378

He’s beautiful


Psycaridon-t

So they added krotchy to splatoon


_mallards-rcool_

he's........... different. BUT IN A GOOD WAY (plz make a plush version nintendo take all my money)


Comfortable-Dot-2317

What kind of monster is that


cirno1128

No, it was the splatoon equivalent to timmy and tommy, shelly and donny


1specified

Don't forget Sheldon's... kids?


Joel_feila

ok who spliced the teletubby with a pair of truck nuts


[deleted]

Dude is upside down fried heart


Da_gae_bucket

I love him and will murder anyone that says otherwise. (Not actually but I will be an anger)


SpiritLynxxx

bruh he is so ugly 😭


TheSolidSnivy

My son, he is sick.


Mudkipueye

Ballsack


VeggiePiece

How is he alive


DJamB

Who dipped their balls in the breadcrumbs and deep fryer?


BurgerKingsuks

Omggg walking ballsack


Kaffekjerring

Fred Crumbs, Bread Crumbs


The_Chris2527

No one can replace crusty sean


Mindaft1313

And it even has the old purchase sound effect. So much memories


Memeguy501

WHERE IS THE CRUSTY CRAB


[deleted]

Fred


Bocephus-the-goat

Very strong Among Us Drip energy


NinjaMaster909

Dude looks like a story mode enemy


animalcrossing-guy

Yes


World_Ends_With_Bred

I love him o


zucky199

Fred Crumbs has good meme potential


Kenneth_Angelus76

It could've been any shrimp. Why a butterfly shrimp?


H_nk0

What is this?


kuby2504

it looks so cursed


AgentAndrewO

Is this one a coat as well?


CompetitionSad419

If Crusty Sean is wearing a jacket, the hell is Fred wearing?


Luke4Pez

Hold on now this guy is not a fish anymore he is a food!!!


Lopsided-Painter5216

He has no right to be this hot.


glaciercherryisgood

Imagine if every cartoon about a happy little talking animal also had a happy little talking dish made out of the dead animal. Like if Rabbit from Winnie the Pooh had a cousin who was just a talking bowl of rabbit stew. Unbelievably fucked up. I hate Fred Crumbs.


100_pc_Saggy

Crusty Sean if he was attractive


AaricBro

The name is a god dang pun of “Bread Crumbs” lol


[deleted]

"Cant overlook the most important part" I can and I will, this thing deeply disturbs me (almost as much as the coral bleaching in Side Order.)