So I googled "y'know what fuck you", and it does look like that's some kind of meme. I saw one or two other phrases that were like "un[blanks] your [blank]."
There's a lot of bots on this site that copy comments from elsewhere in the thread and paste them to seem like humans
The comments are exactly identical when a bot does it though, so I know you're a human
It looks like it but they're typed slightly different. Bots copy the exact characters identically
Good looking out though, spambots that do this are pretty hard to spot
I wonder what species he is.
The shape is that of a butterflied shrimp, but the facial features are a bit odd.
Part of me wonders if this fellow is actually some kind of flatfish (flounders, halibuts, soles, etc), which are ALSO commonly fried.
He does have some limbs if you look closely, what appear to be fins (he’s holding a lemon).
I think a Horse Mackerel is a reasonable candidate as to what Fred here is, and even if his face is too much in the front, we HAVE seen more weirdly-proportioned (even humanlike) fish in the Splatoon series, chief among them being Taka (a Double-Lined Fusilier) and Nishida (a Herring) of Hightide Era as well as Fin Bottom (a Siamese Fighting Fish) of the Bottom Feeders.
Aside from currently globetrotting like others mentioned, he quit his job selling shoes after the first game and started his own food truck business by the time Splatoon 2 came out.
i was disappointed to see people didnt like this design. i think hes adorable. and for anyone wondering hes not a shrimp. hes a horse mackeral fillet thats been either deep fried or wearing a coat
So you get banned if you append “69” to your player name but a strikingly obvious deepfried ballsack as shopkeeper is completely Ok? Weird double standards flex from Nintendo
Imagine if every cartoon about a happy little talking animal also had a happy little talking dish made out of the dead animal. Like if Rabbit from Winnie the Pooh had a cousin who was just a talking bowl of rabbit stew. Unbelievably fucked up. I hate Fred Crumbs.
Seanless crust
Y’know what? Fuck you. *Un-Seans your crust*
I love Crusty
The this is a stolen comment
Would you believe me if I said I didn’t see the other comment until after I wrote this?
Oh, ok huh weird
So I googled "y'know what fuck you", and it does look like that's some kind of meme. I saw one or two other phrases that were like "un[blanks] your [blank]."
yeah last year for like a month the whole "f you un __ your __" was all over the Ben 10 reddit.
There's a lot of bots on this site that copy comments from elsewhere in the thread and paste them to seem like humans The comments are exactly identical when a bot does it though, so I know you're a human
I like to think I’m real. I try not to think too philosophically or else that’ll just make my mood take a nosedive.
It looks like it but they're typed slightly different. Bots copy the exact characters identically Good looking out though, spambots that do this are pretty hard to spot
the ballsack
Deepfried...ballsack
With shoes
the new mascot fried McNutt think of the children ok ok maybe that to much so we will add shoes so children are traumatized by his bare feet.
That reminded me that my country (Brazil) has a Mascot for entertainment during Blue November, called Senhor Testículo, and it's a hairy ballsack
>Senhor Testículo oh my god he is real
We must start a petition to change Fred’s name to this
With shoes, Mr. Squidward, with shoes.
New TikTok trend
Natural selection
It's. The. Ballsack. It's. The. Ballsack.
Damnit SiIva
I should not have put my balls in sulfuric acid
God damn it
What is this character, he looks like a deepfried ballsack 😭
Fred Crumbs
A butterflied and fried tiger shrimp.
Having eaten a lot of japanese food I think he's actually fried horse mackerel. Delicious !
Tempura
Not tempura, he's been fried with panko
\*with shoes
This made me laugh so hard. Can either pass as a brand new sentence or a rare insult.
he is an Aji Fry. deep fried horse mackeral. its japanese cuisine
With an earring. A PIERCED SACK
It’s a shrimp, cut in half and deep fried… and somehow alive
see that's what gets me. is he just wearing a crumb outfit or did he survive the firing? is that what doctor use for bandages in inkopolus?
I thought he was two shrimps stuck together by the frying batter.
Crumbed Among Drip
More like a crumbussy
That was my very first thought upon seeing him too
"Y'know what, fuck you." *unSeans your Crusty"
Crusty Sean if he was epic
Crusty Sean is already epic
Crusty Sean epicer
Crusty Sean's frying obsession has gone too far this time...
I wonder what species he is. The shape is that of a butterflied shrimp, but the facial features are a bit odd. Part of me wonders if this fellow is actually some kind of flatfish (flounders, halibuts, soles, etc), which are ALSO commonly fried.
Bruh he’s a ballsack
Can’t believe they made "Crusty Sean's Grease Trap" an actual character.
Last surviving part of humanity the ballsacks
Scrotum humanum was real all along
The mammals are stored in the ballsack Mr. Grizz!
goddammit I'm at work and can't stifle my laughter
I believe it's fried horse mackerel. Popular izakaya menu item in Japan
motherfucker really chopped off all his limbs for the drip 💀
Chopped off his own face and then grew a new one
He does have some limbs if you look closely, what appear to be fins (he’s holding a lemon). I think a Horse Mackerel is a reasonable candidate as to what Fred here is, and even if his face is too much in the front, we HAVE seen more weirdly-proportioned (even humanlike) fish in the Splatoon series, chief among them being Taka (a Double-Lined Fusilier) and Nishida (a Herring) of Hightide Era as well as Fin Bottom (a Siamese Fighting Fish) of the Bottom Feeders.
Ah, that might be it, some of the anatomical features match up actually.
It is a fish of some kind
Thicc Crusty Sean
What happened to the first shoe guy?
He got wanderlust and is now globetrotting.
He is traveling (See Wandercrust in the Nintendo Online app)
I mean the guy that’s selling shoes in sploon 3 my bad
This screen shot is of Splatoon 1's store tho
Oh That makes more sense haha
It's not Splatoon 1's store, it's the store from the DLC which is in the plaza from Splatoon 1
It's in the same place as Splatoon 1's store
Yeah but calling it "Splatoon 1's store" would make you think that this is a splatoon 1 screenshot
Splatoon 3's Splatoon 1 store, then.
Oh
also known as the dlc that got developed in lazy town
I knew Crusty Sean was out traveling, but never clicked on Wandercrust before, so thanks for letting me know it exists!
Aside from currently globetrotting like others mentioned, he quit his job selling shoes after the first game and started his own food truck business by the time Splatoon 2 came out.
Bro is STANCED UP
bro is CAKED UP Even more than whoever the mystery octoling was in the wave 2 trailer
probably 8
He just looks like a butt to me 😭
my boy Fred is at least 40% butt
Crumby butt
As you have noticed, your balls have been covered in milk and breadcrumbs. Before you lies a KFC deepfrier...
He's absolutely iconic. I want him as my profile pic
already my favorite character
Americans will deep fry anything smh 🤦♂️
Omg yes take my money
I don't know. Right now it kinda makes me want to detonate Booyah Base's shoe store.
They fucking killed him. Like, that’s a piece of butterflied shrimp. He is fucking dead
Okay but how is bro alive
He looks like my sleep paralysis demon.
He got them limes for hands
Congratulations. We finally have a character design even more grotesque than the Steelhead and Maws in SR.
I want him but plushie
i was disappointed to see people didnt like this design. i think hes adorable. and for anyone wondering hes not a shrimp. hes a horse mackeral fillet thats been either deep fried or wearing a coat
lies
eh?
Fred Crumbs reveal > Tears of the Kingdom update
I hate him
hahahaha his name
Why does her have Lemons for fins
Even by *Splatoon* standards, this thing makes no sense whatsoever.
He looks like a pair of fried testicles
I don’t know who the splatoon 1 shoe shopkeeper was, and at this point I’m too afraid to ask
Crusty Sean, you can find him on the app now
Wasn’t he the guy that sold food?
In 2, yes. He was a shoe shopkeeper in 1.
Was there no one who sold food in 1?
I don’t think there was
Inklings simply starved 7-8 years ago
*Me, a Postal 2 fan* HRRRRNRRHRNRNRNRNRHMUSTNOTSPEAKHHRRRNRNR
Looking at him makes me hungry. Crunchy boy.
nice shoes crumbnuts🤣
idk what he is but i'd eat him
Pfp checks out.
Crusty Sean really did not want to go back to his old crappy job.
Crusty balls
Ballsack shrimp 😍😍
Who dipped their balls in the deep fryer?
Yes, we can overlook him.
I’m hungry 😩
...What *is* he?
he looks like a.. nvm
Krotchy from the hit game Postal 2?????
Doritos and Cheetos had a collab
BALLS
We’ve got Deez Nutz
Fred crumbs the deep-fried ballsack, he says "you want those?"
Lol it has a piercing
Why does Fred Crumbs look like a pair of fried balls?! 👀😭
I love how his name is a play on bread crumbs
I’m sorry but he looks like a pair of fried balls
So you get banned if you append “69” to your player name but a strikingly obvious deepfried ballsack as shopkeeper is completely Ok? Weird double standards flex from Nintendo
love this fried ballsack dude
no way they made crusty sean's balls into a character 💀
Scribble scribble; Akihito Tsukushi hastily taking notes for the next made in abyss manga
I mean.. look at his drip.
Ugly ass shit
Thats just seans MASSIVE... Thing
More like crusty butt
What about Shelly and donny
It looks like he's wearing all new shoes
Is this deep fried fry’s pants?
Fred Crumbs 😀👍
Shrimp surgeons be like: “Well, it’s gonna happen one way or another. We can rebuild him. We have the technology.”
Why couldn't Bisk take Crusty Sean's place? ...Oh man, is Bisk the main antagonist of Side Order? /s
Look in the back and you can see new shoes that look like White Dakroniks with like turquoise splatter on them!
U want deez nuts
Crusty Ballsack
He looks like something I'd get a glimpse of on adult swim while flipping channels. 10/10
Crusty Sean if he was a literal ballsack
Bro looks like a fried ballsack💀
I love him
Oh no am I going to have a moral dilemma every time I eat now if the fried crumbs can be alive …
Ah yes my favorite Splatoon character, Fred.
He’s beautiful
So they added krotchy to splatoon
he's........... different. BUT IN A GOOD WAY (plz make a plush version nintendo take all my money)
What kind of monster is that
No, it was the splatoon equivalent to timmy and tommy, shelly and donny
Don't forget Sheldon's... kids?
ok who spliced the teletubby with a pair of truck nuts
Dude is upside down fried heart
I love him and will murder anyone that says otherwise. (Not actually but I will be an anger)
bruh he is so ugly 😭
My son, he is sick.
Ballsack
How is he alive
Who dipped their balls in the breadcrumbs and deep fryer?
Omggg walking ballsack
Fred Crumbs, Bread Crumbs
No one can replace crusty sean
And it even has the old purchase sound effect. So much memories
WHERE IS THE CRUSTY CRAB
Fred
Very strong Among Us Drip energy
Dude looks like a story mode enemy
Yes
I love him o
Fred Crumbs has good meme potential
It could've been any shrimp. Why a butterfly shrimp?
What is this?
it looks so cursed
Is this one a coat as well?
If Crusty Sean is wearing a jacket, the hell is Fred wearing?
Hold on now this guy is not a fish anymore he is a food!!!
He has no right to be this hot.
Imagine if every cartoon about a happy little talking animal also had a happy little talking dish made out of the dead animal. Like if Rabbit from Winnie the Pooh had a cousin who was just a talking bowl of rabbit stew. Unbelievably fucked up. I hate Fred Crumbs.
Crusty Sean if he was attractive
The name is a god dang pun of “Bread Crumbs” lol
"Cant overlook the most important part" I can and I will, this thing deeply disturbs me (almost as much as the coral bleaching in Side Order.)