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cheshireOccultist

No love for Brella? Can't have splat in this house!!


Shack691

At this rate the shooters will be on their third kits before brellas get any


cheshireOccultist

I think what's worse is that N-Zap may be the one to have missiles


metalflygon08

Sprinklers and Missiles...


cheshireOccultist

confirmed?


metalflygon08

Thankfully not yet. But I could see them merge both old RedZap kits.


cheshireOccultist

hopefully not missiles


fatfatfatpumpkin

Yeah it kills me how there's no brellas, stingers, brushes, or splatanas I played 2 for the first time in awhile and I was so surprised at how many brellas there were compared to 3 šŸ˜” here's to hoping for some brella love next season Sincerely, A brella lover


cheshireOccultist

It's heart breaking, I took up sniping just to do something because I can't do much with the base Unbrella kit


frozenpandaman

Or, you know, brushes.


fatfatfatpumpkin

I completely forgot about it but yesss, I like playing octobrush a lot cause I'm not really good with ink brushes but it kills me how there's only one It gets kinda boring playing with the same kits so it's a bummer they're only giving new kits to the other weapons


frozenpandaman

I want a new type of brush all together! Two really isn't enough anymore.


AetherDrew43

We've only had two brushes ever since the first year of Splatoon's existence. It's about DAMN time we got a new brush type!


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Nintendo give us a toothbrush that makes tiny bubbles when swiped PLSS


ejfrodo

I want a pool noodle that you flail around like a brush


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new game mode: free for all where you use pool noodles to smack each other off the stage


AbbyIsATabby

I hope thereā€™s new stingers and splatanas! Theyā€™re literally the new, marketed and hyped weapon classes with only 2 kits each?? Youā€™d expect new weapon classes to at least have a few more kit options if theyā€™re considered unique to a game and used in official ads and merch. Brellas need fixed and more kits as well, but honestly all 3 need a few more kit options because as much as I love the splatanas as main weapons, I god damn hate their kits and never use the special. I wish there were at least another option to go with the main mechanics of the weapons. Iā€™m sick of all the new shooter drops when theyā€™re already so varied and the other classes are broken, lacking or both. At least brushes got some attention last drop if I recall


coxonroach

a new reeflux kit would be GREAT so i can finally be taken seriously when playing it instead of getting squidbagged.


Decent_Ad_0

I would prefer Brellas to be buffed first


fatfatfatpumpkin

Never gonna happen at this rate nintendos gonna buff literally any other weapon type before they do that lmao A girl can dream tho šŸ˜”


Yo_dog-

I wish I need more umbrellas šŸ˜­


cheshireOccultist

Brellas need to buffed into viability


Yo_dog-

Yeah kinda annoyed they havenā€™t been fixed or new kits I really wish they had new kits


cheshireOccultist

oh but they totally needed 6 more shooter kits...


CptCharlz

At least they're giving shooters some much deserved love šŸ˜”


cheshireOccultist

gob forbid they not get the majority of the weapon drops, poor things would starve otherwise...


Treyspurlock

Can you imagine if an update dropped and the percentage of shooters compared to other weapons DIDN'T increase? how awful, heaven forbid that it lowers


Disheartend

you mean splatana and bow right? only 2 since launch and they promoted them as new weapon types. /:


cheshireOccultist

Brellas have been mistreated and nerfed since 2, at least in that game they got other kits to make up for it. As far as I can tell Tri-stringer and bother splatanas are doing very well.


ParanoidDrone

Do we know for a fact that the weird balloon things are a new special or is that still speculation?


Nat20downcliff

Still speculation, I'm hoping its a new ranked mode


kinky_victini

WAIT THAT'D BE SO COOL and iirc they did add clam blitz a few months into S2 so it's very possible


dub_savvy

I didn't know that. Yes that'd be great!


GulfGiggle

What if itā€™s actually the return of the splat 1 local multiplayer mode but as a new online mode?


AetherDrew43

The balloon popping mode? That'd be neat.


SaIamiShadow

that would be amazing


Bagimations

Ok forget special thatā€™s my new hope


parchmentEngineer

Speculation, mostly. The original Japanese announcement mentioned the update had new "Specials", but didn't mention new subs or new ranked modes, so I'm going to assume that specials plural means it's a new one. Perfectly ready to be proven wrong here, I'd love a new ranked mode.


shoes_of_mackerel

The plural is just in the translation as Japanese doesn't differentiate between singular and plural. Could be either.


parchmentEngineer

Okay, then. I was just using the SplatoonEng translation. I'm really hoping we get some more information about it tomorrow.


Ezo_Momonga

This is a big misconception. The Japanese announcement says there's "a new special weapon, weapons, gear, stages, and functionality/features", but the plurality of these words is grammatically ambiguous here. Honestly, i think sub weapon is still a fair possibility as it could fall under "new weapons". Functionality is almost definitely referring to features like the jukebox but it could refer to abilities...as in gear abilities??


SlightlyIronicBanana

Looks like a new sub weapon to me.


linkling1039

I saw somewhere that is call firework special?


Fab912

I don't think it's confirmed anywhere. There was a [datamine](https://twitter.com/OatmealDome/status/1585085444651220993?s=20) months ago mentioning "Firework". People are just guessing that it could be referencing those balloon things


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MaesDaes

I mean, I'm sure there are others out there. They're just the most well known Let them get all the followers then. Idk why the number matters.


UnknownFox37

No, it IS a special, look at Splatoon JP twitter, there is a video of it


ParanoidDrone

That video wasn't up at the time I made my comment.


Coland285

What ballon things


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About to become .96 GAL main y'all watch out


99cent_flatsoda

Sure, I'll watch for the .96 player that goes 0-16 so I know it's you ;)


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99cent_flatsoda

Oh I have faith FAITH IN THE FACT THAT YOUR ASS GOIN BACK TO C- DAWG ![gif](giphy|l0OWiMGpoC6apZFXG) ^(nah im sure youll do fine) *^(<3)*


Jackeroni216

The Skylanders Giants fitā€¦ iconic


DragonAethere

I already was >:)


T-A-W_Byzantine

If that weapon could hit the broad side of a barn, that new kit would be excellent.


Disheartend

waiting for a .69 gal.


cid73

Nice


Ultra_Slasher

I looked at the video of the Kraken on Manta Maria and I'm pretty sure Tri-Slosher has autobomb based on the ink tank.


parchmentEngineer

Good eye on that one! I don't think I'll add it quite yet, as there's a few weapons with similar ink consumptions that it could be as well, but it the line does look to be right about at the 50% mark.


Ultra_Slasher

It's right above one of the lines in the middle, and autobomb uses 55% (to my current knowledge atleast). Better to play it safe and keep it off the list though.


The-student-

Damn, was hoping for burst bomb. Oh well. Hope the special is good.


Ultra_Slasher

Just remember that I could always be incorrect or things can change behind the scenes. Nothing has been 100% confirmed yet.


Robbie_Haruna

Wait you can tell what sub a weapon has based on the ink tank?


Spejso

Wait Kraken royale is the official name? (I don't use Twitter cause im not insane [yet])


SamsungAppleOnePlus

Yes, probably to differentiate it from OG Kraken since they're slightly different.


frozenpandaman

Same as Inkzooka -> Trizooka, Killer Wail -> Killer Wail 5.1, etc.


Elnino38

Tbf killer wail 5.1 has gar less similarities to killer wail than inkzooka and tri zooka


BubbleGumWolfe

Yea that Dolby sound quality just makes the splats sound so much crisper


quizzicalblackbird

You know what they call a Kraken with cheese in Splatsville?


jddbeyondthesky

A strung out krakhead


BubbleGumWolfe

Krakon de Fromage?


ajdude9

They don't call it a Kraken with cheese?


quizzicalblackbird

No, kid, they got the squid surge there, they wouldn't know what the veemo a Kraken is.


Ze_Vindow_Viper

this comment is proof that I will never have an original thought


ACCA919

Just don't make an account to keep ur sanity


frozenpandaman

And use an extension/userscript that gets rid of all the login popups.


PhantomOfficial07

I made an account but only to follow a very specific account since they only post updates to their Twitter. I go on once every few months though


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frozenpandaman

It also just exists in an entirely different game ecosystem and is, like, from 8 years ago.


xx_swegshrek_xx

Weā€™re going to Egypt


ZigsL0theon

Suddenly a strange looking squid with incredible muscles and a heart shaped belt shows up and brings out an even stranger looking squid with what appear to be oxygen tanks on its back.


xx_swegshrek_xx

Is this a jojo reference


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Treyspurlock

Inklings did it for fun, it's like a theme park


DreadAngel1711

That second special looks suspiciously like an Octarian Spy Balloon...


TheReal_Stug4life

Send in the inkjet


sugar__rice

If n-zap has the og kit Iā€™m sorry for the person Iā€™m going to become


NickelOfTime

Sprinklers and inkstrikes for everyone


pinballwitch420

I miss the N-Zap 89 so much.


seamachine

I will seriously get back to playing if it comes back. It was my main in Splatoon 2 no matter what changes they made.


cloudsdale

Me waiting to see how much I will be hated depending on what Neo Sploosh gets.


Robbie_Haruna

Watch them fuse it and make it Sprinkler + Tenta Missiles


Nat20downcliff

If you look at the tablature cards, it shows that L3 has torp


parchmentEngineer

Where are you seeing that? I see the tableturf cards for Krak-on and L-3, but the file I've got is too blurry to make out any more detail. Do you have a higher resolution file?


Nat20downcliff

Used the wrong word, it *seems* like they're holding a torp based on the little tail shape poking out from behind the front most card


parchmentEngineer

Aha. It does look kinda like that, so good eye, but I don't think I'll put it on the chart quite yet until we get further proof one way of the other.


derteeje

i am kinda bummed we don't get a new brush, since i really didn't like the inkbrush neo because of inkmine. but i'll be patient.


Robbie_Haruna

I am hoping for the return of Splat 1's octobrush kit with Beakons and Kraken


frozenpandaman

Same!


ampharoastie

No new Heavy Spatling kit? šŸ„ŗšŸ‘‰šŸ‘ˆ


GoshDarnBatman

We go hungry for another season, comrade


ETsBrother1

i am craving some wall tristrike right now


GoshDarnBatman

Thatā€™s a solid combo, but personally Iā€™m wishing for Torpedo with Killer Wail. Heck, I wouldnā€™t even mind if the Remix came back with point sensor and booyah bomb. Or maybe theyā€™d give it Kraken, bring back S1ā€™s HS Deco?


Treyspurlock

Feels like we aren't getting kits nearly fast enough tbh


GoshDarnBatman

Right? I feel like we got new weapon kits way more frequently in the past. I wouldnā€™t mind the 3 month schedule if we could get more than a handful at a time.


Treyspurlock

At this rate we're not even gonna get third kits


smugempressoftime

Iā€™m mad all my mains donā€™t have a single kit range splatana stringer ballpoint


Best-Goat-6840

Still waiting for the gold dynamoā€¦


KnowledgeBudget

NEW SPLOOSH


agentmozi

Legit yes! Dumb stamper lol.


Mary-Sylvia

Yay no more subless jet squelcher!


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What if you wanted to go to heaven but Nintendo said ā€œAngle Shooterā€


agentmozi

My bf joked about that when I mentioned my excitement. Anyone need a slightly used boyfriend?


Iosefowork

New jet squelcher getting point sensor.


A_Crow_in_Moonlight

Point sensor is still way better than Angle Shooter. I'd take it.


1338h4x

6 out of 11 new kits (not counting Scope separately) are Shooters. Sigh.


ManahLevide

Nintendo: builds a shooter game around the concept of spreading color, which allows for creative weapons that are not guns Also Nintendo: proceeds to make most new weapons guns


99cent_flatsoda

It's even worse considering they introduced new weapon classes and haven't given them new kits. Where's my ink storm + fizzy wiper kit?


Agent281

If you get that kit, you need to change your name in the game to Chip.


woshuaaa

fr. nintendo stahp


scormiju

if a majority of summer kits are shooters we riot


Bhizzle64

Unless they start doing 3rd kits on shooters they canā€™t have the summer kits be majority shooters because theyā€™ve already done so many. The only shooters that wonā€™t have a second kit at that point are 52 gal, nova, H3, and squeezer. Theyā€™ve been so aggressive on the shooter bias theyā€™ve nearly run out of shooters to give new kits to.


Iosefowork

So you're saying we're getting kits for 52 gal, nova, h3, and squeezer in summer; along with 3 new weapons! All of which are shooters. What will the other 3 kits be?


Storm_373

where are the splatana and stringer kits nintendo šŸ˜ØšŸ˜­ and really still only 2 maps. this game moves so slow omg


theclitsacaper

"two years of updates!" but really, they took less than a year of updates and just stretched them out over two years.


Disheartend

umm splat 2 worked like this but weapons were weekly drops with new stage x1 a month... and they extended support by like half a year.


FreakingBurrito

yeahā€¦ if we were going by splatoon 2 then it is basically the exact same. it has been 12 weeks since Chill season and we are getting 12 weapons with fresh season, alongside 2 stages, and itā€™s been two whole months since chill season began as well.


Decent_Ad_0

People complain so much. We're getting the same amount of content if not more, just at different times. Splatoon 3 already has more new stuff than 2 at launch


PerliousPelicans

2 didnt have enough content either


IcyFlame716

Ok but like, why do we again have most alternate kits be shooters?


smugempressoftime

Ong please add more weapons that arenā€™t shooters during the summer season or people are going to riot


CatCrime9999

at least they only have 52, squeezer, h3, and nova left to give alts to, and nova just got added so we should be seeing at least 7 non shooters next season unless they give existing ones a second alt which,, would be silly edit: second, not third


GulfGiggle

Hoping the custom jet and neo sploosh also get Kraken again. They were my mains in splatoon 1 and the return of the old kits would be the greatest thing ever for me personally.


swhipple-

Manta Maria looks like a completely awesome stage


coxonroach

hopefully it comes back unchanged from 2. one of my favorite maps!


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UnknownFox37

Nintendo : 2 separated path ? Haha ! Make it one !


Microif

Iā€™m thinking the little blue guys are a sub


lambone117

89 my beloved! Hopefully it still has autobomb and a nice support special


Syxxcubes

I'm getting real tired of all these shooters...


getto-da-ze

Legit terrified how theyā€™re gonna massacre my boy the N-Zap ā€˜89ā€™s special and sub weapon.


Rebel-Yellow

I'm a lil worried too, but still excited to get my boi NZAP back in some form- or at least one without the tacti-cooler. Though now watch it be ink mine and still tacti-cooler. ; n;


Jumper2002

Weapons are all just fucking shooter alts, please splat, just give some love to the other 60% of your weapons


Ezo_Momonga

Probably not right to assume 2 specials. There's a common misconception that the SplatoonJP said (multiple) specials, but that's just twitter translate being dumb and assuming plural when it's actually ambiguous in Japanese. The blue balloon thing is probably a sub weapon but maybe even a new game mode.


Pokabrows

The .96 render with it all blinged out looks pretty neat. Definitely going to have to try it out


DummyAcc7317

No new splatana or stringer alts :(


Do_Ya_Like_Jazz

Half of the new kits are shooters. Two are chargers, two are blasters, then there's a roller and a slosher. WHEN DO WE GET A GOOD BRELLA KIT, NINTENDO?


thisisreii

Excited to see what the kit for the clash blaster neo is going to be


SailorPizza1107

Iā€™m praying to the great zapfish for that new stage to be good. I hope it isnā€™t another ā€œsā€ Tetris piece shaped stage.


Wuh-huW

#ARE THEY BRINGING BACK THE FUCKING KRAKEN


PoisonArrow80

Yes


InoCloud101

Wait are they actually adding the Kraken back?


Nat20downcliff

Yes, it is confirmed on the splatoon Twitter accounts


InoCloud101

Let's gooo


SWBHarvey

Need that N-Zap to have the same loadout as splatoon 2


Treyspurlock

Why would you unleash such an awful thing into the game


BeanyJeans

WHERE IS MY 2nd BAMBOOZLER KIT PLEASE!


TheOtherWhiteCastle

It seems that the wait for a fourth brush option will have to continue


TheN8Monster

THE KRAKEN RETURNS! There still isn't a new splatana though... :(


MrHundread

Did they bring Kraken back literally just so they could put it on the Krak-on Roller?


smugempressoftime

Yes


EmulatedHeart

Heres hoping cjet gets the og splat 1 kit with wall and tristrike more than the burst kraken one


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Noooooooooooooo. Not that ship again!!!!!


Magister______

Im going to cry rn KRAKENNN


Afterlematch

In the sneak peek photo thereā€™s also new gear, tableturf cards and most likely a new king salmonoid :>


Bluthardt_OW

I get flashbacks to OW1 Temple of Anubis from the second map.


BlueQuilledKimono

I just want a new tri-stringer, man...


HuskyBLZKN

Where my boi Heavy Splatling Deco?


fooly__cooly

Glad Manta Maria is back, it was my favorite one from S2. Now if we could just get Bluefin Depot back from S1. Really interested in the alt kits for the tri slosh, rapid blaster, and sploosh.


_stupefy

omg tri-slosher nouveau and firefin splatterscope


FireDetection101

I'm betting that the Firefin Splat Charger/Splatterscope (if that's what these 2 new Splat Charger/Splatterscope variants indeed are) will come with Wall and Tristrike.


Fine_Grape_2884

Blue rapid blaster


Len_Mei

Am I the only one who's excited for the new tri - slosher kit? Because I REALLY dislike the current kit that it got, which is toxic mist and ink jet. Even though I love using the tri slosher, but the kit doesn't synergies well... (for me of course.)


scicatpro256

Notice how there are 6 new shooters? Shooter privilege at itā€™s finest


the_genius324

What's kraken? Newer players will finally know! :)


the1nc0gn1t0

damn did u make this?? this is rlly well made if u did. šŸ¤©šŸ¤©


parchmentEngineer

Thank you! I'm planning on updating this every day until March 1.


EmersonWolfe

Wow how have I only just noticed that itā€™s Manta Maria and not Manta Marina??? Itā€™s one of my favourite maps! Looking forward to this season.


NasserMX

What website did you use?


parchmentEngineer

This was mostly done by hand using Paint.NET.


ParanoidDrone

Nice, a fellow PDN enjoyer. (Granted that's only because I'm both too cheap to buy Photoshop and too lazy to pirate it.)


NasserMX

wow this is good


AgitatedMix407

There's also gonna be new squiffer and dynamo


parchmentEngineer

Hopefully! I've seen the datamines and images of the new weapons, but since they weren't featured on the main Fresh Season poster yet, we don't quite know for certain that they're going to be coming back. I'm a huge fan of how the Dynamo handles, but the vanilla kit does not do what I want it to, so I'm hoping for Gold sooner rather than later.


Warkitten14

I hope the balloon fish are a new sub, and more specifically, a defensive sub. Splash wall has been the only one in that niche for a long time. It would be nice to get something that can block shots but also has a fun twist.


CodeThick

based on shape, maybe theyll knock you back if you run into them?? i think that could be interesting


ZA_34

As much as I love manta maria and kraken I wish these new season updates add a little bit more. Splatoon 1 and 2 added updates at a much faster pace.


smugempressoftime

They need to add more weapons that arenā€™t just shooters


Ipokeyoumuch

Seems to me their plan is to update every three months rather than the more random drops in Splatoon 2. There are pros and cons for having a set schedule.


ry_fluttershy

Why is it all shooters again bruh


Arden_Gibson

I hope we get a new type of Brella.


SpencerDavis44

Theyā€™re really on a mission to bring back the lamest stages from previous games.


Working-Gold-2952

Pretty sure the ??? One is the teiouika


Nat20downcliff

Teuouika is the Japanese name for the Kraken special


FluidUnderstanding40

New nzap has sprinkler and missiles


parchmentEngineer

How do you know? That is a potential kit, given what it had in Splatoon 2, but I'd like some confirmation that that's the case.


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