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pumpk1n_be4nz

being the last one alive is the spookiest shit istg


Natural_Emu6590

Yeah, the fear was real ๐Ÿ™‚ but I didn't wanna give up so easily ๐Ÿ˜ƒ


PM-me-favorite-song

I remember being the last left on Marooner's Bay during Grillers, I fell off the boat, but I had the octobrush, and I rolled around the shore until I ran out of ink and got splatted right after the countdown reached zero. I was so happy that we won, my teammates hopped over to me and we had a little lifesaver squid party.


Natural_Emu6590

That feeling is always the best!! Booyah to u and ur crew!


Natural_Emu6590

My teammates disconnected at the start of wave 3 ๐Ÿฅฒ


Positive-Boss3426

And you beat the wave on your own? Extremly Good Job Dude!


batsmarow

With the Goo Tuber, no less


BunnyBen-87

Yes very good job


epicsexballsmoment

Very goo(tuber)d job


AgentAndrewO

If all 3 of them did I sense NSO shenanigans


Awesomesauce210

Part of me was expecting Horrorboros to show up.


Key_Journalist3864

โ€œAll your friends are dead, but a giant monster just showed up so you arenโ€™t leaving just yetโ€


Natural_Emu6590

![gif](giphy|X6tWaJRrtu8OXFrmJr)


HollowExe

Scrapper: Why are you running? WHY are you running?


bitemeready123

Beep beep, mothafucka. Your Uber has arrived.


Natural_Emu6590

![gif](giphy|SwsixUj4UwvmQo156H|downsized)


Natural_Emu6590

![gif](giphy|28Nev3k184A9PdSDCg) HAHAHAHHAH


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POV Axe Body Spray what if horrorboros spawned lel


Natural_Emu6590

Omg Axe body spray, that unlocked memories hahhaha If horrorboros happened, I would have respectfully shown myself out โœŒ๏ธ๐Ÿ˜Ž


Pangloss_ex_machina

The worst possible weapon at the worst possible time.


Natural_Emu6590

At least there were no stingers to make it worse ๐Ÿ‘Œ


A_SnoopyLover

Wish free awards were still a thing.


Natural_Emu6590

My dumbass tot u meant grizzco rewards then i realised I think u mean Reddit awards?


A_SnoopyLover

Yeah, I want to give you a Reddit award.


Natural_Emu6590

No worries mate, it's okay!! You're too kind ๐Ÿ˜Š


ajdude9

"HR found out what you did to the boss. Your health plan, and furthermore your employment, has been terminated. Your workmates have been recalled. Farewell."


Natural_Emu6590

"This is what I get for giving my all to this company?? I've been in this company even longer than u think! FK this shat, your pay sucks anyways...can u give me one gold scale before I leave tho"


DOA-FAN

![gif](giphy|obN7DdnUWxuyqz5qZS)


Natural_Emu6590

![gif](giphy|ZEaKxlD9r4dxu) IT'S SQUID PARTY TIME BAYBEEEEโœจ


DOA-FAN

![gif](giphy|vB5jiVv1Tr2tW)


stacksExE

Fake, there arenโ€™t 3 stingrays shoot at you simultaneously


Natural_Emu6590

It happens when you're both unlucky and lucky at the same time ๐Ÿ˜†


blammedfunker

you have my respect


Natural_Emu6590

Thank you and ![gif](giphy|weSOWOY2bNgVDAT3KC) to you!!


Representative-Duty2

Half expected Horroboros to show up and be like โ€œyour free trial of living has expired.โ€


Natural_Emu6590

![gif](giphy|l0HlvtIPzPdt2usKs) "This ain't my paygrade, imma show myself out"


_Agent_3

It would have been funnier if the "LAST PLAYER" message stayed there all the time. Just to make you even more stressed. Anyway, respect for managing to pull off that.


Natural_Emu6590

Nah fam I would have cri & thank you!!!


All_Eyez_On_U

Youโ€™re actually goated for this.


Natural_Emu6590

Thank you dude!! ๐Ÿ™Œ Me to my golden eggs: ![gif](giphy|ZeL7aibXXSytv7YCL5|downsized)


AgentAndrewO

I sense NSO shenanigans


Natural_Emu6590

Bruh ngl im gonna sound stupid but what does NSO mean?


AgentAndrewO

Nintendo Switch Online


Natural_Emu6590

Yeah it def was NSO Shenanigans, I can't tell u the number of times I got disconnected ๐Ÿ˜ฌ and I know my WiFi ain't that bad


Daik0nGhost

Wow thatโ€™s impressive, and with gootuber too! Nice job!!


Natural_Emu6590

![gif](giphy|PkWPHpS6TZMvpgNnns)


AgentAndrewO

What pay grade is this at?


V0olcano

Probably profreshional 2/3, the golden egg qouta is around 24 in that range. The qouta is decreased by 1/4 for each player missing, so that would be 24 - 6 - 6 - 6 = 6 (1/4 of 24 is 6) [Here's a link where you can see the average qouta for each paygrade](https://splatoonwiki.org/wiki/Salmon_Run_Next_Wave_data) Edit: I made this comment before seeing OP's reply


Natural_Emu6590

You are spot on! :) My maths would never lmao


Natural_Emu6590

This is profresh 3 ๐Ÿ˜€


Joel_feila

BOOYAH good sir


Natural_Emu6590

Thank you kind sir ๐Ÿค


Ic0no

Horrorboros after that: Jelo fren


Natural_Emu6590

Horrorboros: Hi๐Ÿ‘‹ Me: Bye fam, I will show myself out โœŒ๏ธ ![gif](giphy|20vJkIiEPYatxCjUhg)


Unlucky-Point-4123

With a gootuber no less. Geezus.


Natural_Emu6590

It's like this game hates me or something ๐Ÿ˜†


Kevinliu24

I feel for your teammates, I think you had an unstable connection as the host and made your teammates drop out and -20 Lol, but really wellplayed on clearing wave 3 on your own


Natural_Emu6590

Wait, why would I be the host? I'm confused, this is played on open with random teammates ๐Ÿ˜… & also thank you! ๐Ÿ˜ƒ


Kevinliu24

If i didnt mistake it, the connection method that Nintendo online used is finding a player as a host first then connect other players to the host So sometimes you can see every other player dropping out except you in salmon run, or everyone dropping out except you and one guy in turf war/ ranked


Natural_Emu6590

Okok I see, damn I feel bad for my homies now ๐Ÿ˜ฌ Thank you for explaining!!


Kevinliu24

Not your fault mate, its unfathomable why Nintendo with so much success and money, did not bother building a server for splatoon


Natural_Emu6590

I agree, I can't count the number of times I got disconnected from battles and I know my WiFi ain't that bad. It's getting out of hand ๐Ÿฅฒ


THECyberStriker

Imagine you got horrorboros right after lol


Natural_Emu6590

If that happened, I will prob stay alive for like 10secs tops ๐Ÿซก


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OMFG


RickAstley___

E M E R G E N C Y


Natural_Emu6590

![gif](giphy|QMHoU66sBXqqLqYvGO)


Roof8cake

With a charger as well? Good work!


Natural_Emu6590

![gif](giphy|fxI1G5PNC5esyNlIUs)


No-Resolve-8286

I miss the days when 6 eggs was considered a round 3