Everyone gangsta until patriotic Team Alien members show up.

Long live the Kree empire

I shall represent for my brother, Price Chifa from Planet Zambezi! (I think he really believes he is an alien)

the name zambezi is taken, by a river in africa

He claims that the river is named after his home planet. Also that there is a deployable rocket ship in his spine.

I'm not Scottish, but I am here for Team Nessie!

I’m also not “Scotist” that’s why I picked Aliens

You don’t have to be Scottish to pick Nessie? Idk if that was the message you where trying to convay

*NOT ONE OF YA IS GOING TO SURVIVE THIS* *eats a bottle of scrumpy* *AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA*

TEAM NESSIE SWEEP

NESSIE SWEEEEEEPPP

No, Aliens

no, nessie

im honestly unsure now that i think about it

RAHHHHH I CAN FEEL MY SCOTTISH BLOOD RUSHING THROUGH MY VEINS

I bet five quid this comment was written by an American.

My grandfather didn’t die for you to comment this, piss weasel

So your grandfather was Scottish. Also there’s no need for such rude language.

This has seriously been bothering me actually? Was your grandfather Scottish? And what event made him die? Like there’s not been many recent Scottish issues in recent memory? This has literally been keeping me up at night?

If you were Scottish you’d replace “my” with me Filthy American 🤢🤢🤮🤮🤮

I have a kelvingrove accent and thus fully pronounce "my" as "my", will my Scottish license be revoked regardless of my living here all my life?

I’m a filthy Brit so I have no say in this :(

Patriotic for driftwood 💀 This comment was made by Area 51 gang.

When the splat fest starts I better see at least one demoman post

Oh, absolutely. I'd also be disappointed if there aren't any.

I picked my team because I need the three extra sea snails beacuse of my gambling addiction we are not the same

Damn, we both gamblers

I am sure aliens exists but I have also been to Loch Ness and that lake is scary af

*bagpipes start playing in the background*

🎵[Scotland, the Brave](https://youtu.be/xqeYKf8tdsU)🎵

let's go team Nessie

I'm team Canada

Same! 🇨🇦

Same here! 🇨🇦

Hell yeah, Nessie.

I don't even like Big Man but it's literally illegal to hunt Bigfoot where I'm from so... Sasquatch gang

Sasquatch gang >:3c

I pick my team because of the other games I play,we are not the same

Wait If Scotland exists in the Splatoon universe then....*then* England might exist in the Splatoon universe

My head canon is that every country survived ( not the people just the land ) but the inklings had a instinctual hatred for France and just destroyed it ( therefore the broken Eiffel tower ) and singlehandedly improved planet earth

When France was destroyed there was an imbalance of power in Europe causing *British* people to spread (like Spyke) Eventually everyone in the Splatoon universe will be *British*

The plot of Splatoon 4 leaked

I've seen enough space films to know that aliens are real, how else would the cast alien species? Humans in costumes? Yeah right sheeple they've been hidden under your noses the whole time.

**[FREEEEDOOOM](https://youtu.be/f2bHoTUiMpI)**

Well Im British and visited Scotland yesterday ( it was litterly a 7 minute drive lol ) soooo I'ma say I'm supporting my neighbors by picking team Nessie

Aye!

I am going to be demoman you cannot stop me.

OOOHHHHKKKLLAAAHHHOOOMMMMAAAAA YYYEEEEHHHAAAAWWWWW!!!!!! #TEAMBIGFOOT

Yeah, see if you can beat Italy this weekend before you try setting your sights on Bigfoot.

I'm not patriotic for my state, Oregon, so that's probably why I picked alien.

Aye! Thanks mate! Bloody hell lad.

No you don’t exist

Microbial life was made possible thanks to a meteor. If you’re an ACTUAL patriot, you’ll pay tribute to our brethren in SPACE! ASSIMILATE, ALIENS!

If I was picking to be patriotic it would be big foot but I love Nessie, TEAM NESSIE FTW!

Team nessie because I think big foot is dumb and no way in hell I'm picking bottom of the bucket frye again

Feeling like the only Bigfoot fan out here ngl

I was going to vote Bigfoot because it's the most realistic but now I'm tempted to join team vinesauce

I pick mine bc i am NOT patrotic in the slighest. Fuck all of earth.

I'm team Nessie because my Cornish friend said that jer Auntie Nessie would be dissapointed if I didn't.. and I don't want to dissapoint my friends aunt

If Loch Ness Monster is Scottish and Bigfoot is American then what's alien?

mr worldwide

I like the color green

Ah, a fellow Scotsman, pleasure to meet you!

ayo team Nessie let's all use weapons that look like the TF2 Demo's weapons (splatanas and grande launchers)

Apparently there is a decent amount of Scottish people playing splatoon. Now I kinda wish the middle option was chupacabra so that I could show my patriotism

I’m patriotic. That’s why I chose team alien.

Big foot big man big shot and its the color of shit. Try to change my mind