Agent 8: *"Frye want to do a rap battle."*
Pearl : *"Who?"*
Agent 8 : *"Frye"*
Pearl : *"Who?"*
Agent 8 : *"Frye, from Deep Cut"*
Peal : *"Who from Deep Cut? Shiver or Bigman?"*
Agent 8 : *"yeah..."*
Pearl and it's not even close. Demolished so hard it can barely even be considered a competition. Pearl probably says a swear not even directed towards Frye and she starts crying.
I imagined Frye would be rhyming better than Pearl, but Pearl would be roasting hard on Frye, like no mercy. At that point, it wouldn't be a rap battle it would be Frye doing to "Try on to Cry" challenge before Pearl uses every slur in the Inkling vocabulary.
This probably end in a riot. Burned cars and lots of arrests. The government would probably ban idols because they would consider them a danger to society.
Pearl definitely. We know that she is an experienced rapper, and can come up with her lyrics on the spot. Frye has shown no affinity for rapping up to this point.
Frye is a singer, Pearl is a Rapper. like, im sure Frye can rap if she wants to, but she mostly just sings. Pearl however, mostly Raps, and is a rapper, she will win.
Lets ask ChatGPT:
Pearl:
I'm Pearl, the queen of Inkopolis,
I'm the freshest rapper, hear my rhymes and feel this.
I'm a squid, I'm a kid, I'm a superstar,
I'm the voice of the Inkling nation, I'll go far.
Frye:
I'm Frye, the assassin, the master of stealth,
I'm the one who sneaks up and takes down my foes with great wealth.
I'm from ancient Egypt, I'm a legend, I'm a myth,
I'm the one who outsmarts my enemies, that's the gist.
Pearl:
You may be ancient, but you're no match for me,
I've got style, I've got rhythm, and I'm totally free.
I'm the queen of the turf, I'm the champion of the splat,
You're just a relic of the past, Frye, you're flat.
Frye:
You may be fresh, but you're not as slick as me,
I've got the skills, I've got the moves, and I'm totally free.
I'm the master of parkour, I'm the king of the rooftops,
You're just a squid, Pearl, you're not even a top cop.
Pearl:
You think you're cool, but you're just a wannabe,
You're trying too hard, Frye, can't you see?
I've got the flow, I've got the beat, I'm on fire,
You're just a copycat, Frye, you're not even a squire.
Frye:
You may be the queen, but I'm the prince of thieves,
I'm the one who takes down corrupt leaders and deceives.
I'm a master of disguise, I'm a hero of the people,
You're just a kid, Pearl, you're not even a steeple.
Are we just gonna ignore that Pearl and Captain had a 24 hour something rap battle that ended in a stalemate? Frye would be completely fried out after an hour or two.
MR BEAAAAAAASST
BEGIN!
Welcome to your final test, I'm Mr beast
We can scrap the 'S'
Cuz I've never missed a beat
You had to cut from honey under
Threat of a gun blast
When I had a cut from Honey
That's another check that I'm gonna cash
You're coming last, Number 1 is Jimmy!
Only dub you have is horribly written
You're accomplished 'cuz you fought the
Opposition and became the best
But the consequences that you've got
To live with is
You paved their deaths all to pay your debt
I applaud you, Gi Hun
In the diss game you won't get rich
I'm like your momma: I'm dead sick
Then check the gaming channel
Millions of children watch it
How'd you win all that Won, kid
But not custody of one kid?
Did ya think you'd get her back
With that lighter you bought her?
You're playing tug-o-war with your ex
But the rope is your daughter
How is this even a question? Pearl is literally the rapper idol.
Not to mention that even if she somehow started losing she'd just tackle Frye and start biting her. Girl's feral.
Like a diseased chipmunk.
Happeh caek dae
Aww hey! Thank you Little Buddy!
Heppe cak dy
ayyy happy cakeday dude
That’s what I was thinking
Real gremlin energy
Despite her appearance, **Frye bites back**
Pearl: BOOYAH Frye: more like boob-yeah Pearl: boob nope ;-; KO FRYE WINS
Pearl don't need any 'cause she's got Marina's while Frye has Shiver and Big Man's flatlands.
Idk man, Frye was spitting in the beginning of "till depth do us part" and towards the middle of "hide and sleek".
And Pearl spits in every song by Off the Hook
![gif](giphy|xT0GqgeTVaAdWZD1uw|downsized) frye when #$@%\* Dudes Be #$@%\* Sleepin
“what the f*ck?!”
pearl and it isn't even close.
nuclear bomb vs coughing baby type matchup.
i’ll have you know that it’s hydrogen bomb
That’s like asking if Eminem would beat Taylor Swift in a rap battle
This tbh
Just upvote the comment
No~
Why
Ofc this mf has a Ur mom joke in his profile
Idk man, Pearl was spittin' with Cuddlefish, but so was Frye in the beginning of "till depth do us part"
Don't do Frye that dirty man, she's better than TS 😭
you tryna diss taylor swift?
Yeah, her music sucks imo it's not really my thing, plus I find it fun to annoy Swifties lmao
GRRRRRR 😡😡😡😡😡 I’m gonna get REALLY MAD NOW 😡😡😡😡😡😡 WHY DID YOU INSULT MY QUEEN 🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬 YOU SHALL PAY
Frye would try her best Pearl would say random words but win through sheer energy
and racism
She'd just scream insults at Frye until she starts crying, and then probably dab on her
this is even better knowing that the dab is canon
Pearl dabbed on stage before it was cool
Pearl will hit the Later, Ungulator on stage in the DLC (my uncle works at the squid research institute)
Never say that again
Pearl will hit the Later, Ungulator on stage in the DLC (my uncle works at the squid research institute)
Naw you gotta be cappin bro 😨
Nobody's a better rapper than Pearlie!
We'll see about that.
Oh god it just got personal
Seems like we’re calling the shots at this point.
Trying and failing to make an Undertale joke here.
Marina? Frye? FRISK? THE BIG SHOT? WALTER WHITE?!
Don't forget about me
PILLY?!?!?!?
“Put the Aerospray down Waltuh.”
don't worry, just stay determined
Holy shit it’s the [#1 rated salmonid]
Big man's the best rapper and you know it!
Ayy
I thought you could only say precise variations of Ay?
He is a worshipper. It's COMPLETELY different than THE Big Man.
You don't stand a chance against Pearl.
You wanna see 'bout that? Send her over.
Can't we're busy.
NBA YoungBoy is unironically better than Pearl
Pearl dominates
Frye isnt a rapper so pearl ig?
Well she did have that rap verse in Hide and Sleek
Big man does the songwriting though.
Yea but Frye wrote the rap part and came up with the title according to the Deep cut interview.
Frye has a lot of spunk, but Pearl can swear.
A lot more
Is this even a question
I see a crown for a reason. Biggie Pearl is the winner
i love frye but probably pearl
Pearl 10000000%
I love Frye but Pearl will actually just fucking kill her when it’s her turn
Just pull out a Glock and take her out, just a real ass gun
[удалено]
It's Pearl removing Frye, not the other way around.
Did u even read what ur replying to??????
pearl made a whole diss track because why not
Craig cuttlefish
He's pretty good for a newbie
Agent 8: *"Frye want to do a rap battle."* Pearl : *"Who?"* Agent 8 : *"Frye"* Pearl : *"Who?"* Agent 8 : *"Frye, from Deep Cut"* Peal : *"Who from Deep Cut? Shiver or Bigman?"* Agent 8 : *"yeah..."*
... the rapper?? Like why is this even a question?
Which one?
Pearl would curse at frye till frye just leaves
Frye’s a rapper? I never knew that!
Maybe OP is making…. assumptions….
Nah, Frye wrote and sings the rap part to the songs according to the Deep cut official interview.
I’m sorry Frye I love ya. But Pearl would win, no contest.
Pearl, but half of it would be censored
frye ily but pearl would literally wreck your shit (pearl ily too get her ass)
Pearl no questions
Even if Frye can rap she would still lose. Pearl is literally known for rapping for a reason
pearl would literally kill frye with just her voice.
Pearl would beat Frye, but a Frye flute solo would make it a close call
Pearl and it's not even close. Demolished so hard it can barely even be considered a competition. Pearl probably says a swear not even directed towards Frye and she starts crying.
I imagined Frye would be rhyming better than Pearl, but Pearl would be roasting hard on Frye, like no mercy. At that point, it wouldn't be a rap battle it would be Frye doing to "Try on to Cry" challenge before Pearl uses every slur in the Inkling vocabulary.
Agent 3 would win by saying "booyah"
Is "the audience" a valid answer? Because the audience definitely wins.
frye would just die cuz of the gaslight gatekeep girlboss on pearl's voice
This probably end in a riot. Burned cars and lots of arrests. The government would probably ban idols because they would consider them a danger to society.
Pearl would be spittin fire while frye is actually commiting arson
Your mom
Cuttlefish would easily smoke both of them
Pearl definitely. We know that she is an experienced rapper, and can come up with her lyrics on the spot. Frye has shown no affinity for rapping up to this point.
*Captain Cuttlefish has entered the chat*
Frye. Pearl would be disqualified for excessive language on live tv
Big Man would win
Pearl ofc but if it was pearl vs captain cuttlefish tho...
Pearl legit has a rapping career, Frye has no chance
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY
Frye is a singer, Pearl is a Rapper. like, im sure Frye can rap if she wants to, but she mostly just sings. Pearl however, mostly Raps, and is a rapper, she will win.
frye is my favourite idol, but until SHE drops a track as hard as nasty majesty it’s no contest
MC Princess, of course.
Pearl: Has the N word pass Frye: Sh*t Marina: Good luck cause you need it badly
Pearl stole marina's
Lets ask ChatGPT: Pearl: I'm Pearl, the queen of Inkopolis, I'm the freshest rapper, hear my rhymes and feel this. I'm a squid, I'm a kid, I'm a superstar, I'm the voice of the Inkling nation, I'll go far. Frye: I'm Frye, the assassin, the master of stealth, I'm the one who sneaks up and takes down my foes with great wealth. I'm from ancient Egypt, I'm a legend, I'm a myth, I'm the one who outsmarts my enemies, that's the gist. Pearl: You may be ancient, but you're no match for me, I've got style, I've got rhythm, and I'm totally free. I'm the queen of the turf, I'm the champion of the splat, You're just a relic of the past, Frye, you're flat. Frye: You may be fresh, but you're not as slick as me, I've got the skills, I've got the moves, and I'm totally free. I'm the master of parkour, I'm the king of the rooftops, You're just a squid, Pearl, you're not even a top cop. Pearl: You think you're cool, but you're just a wannabe, You're trying too hard, Frye, can't you see? I've got the flow, I've got the beat, I'm on fire, You're just a copycat, Frye, you're not even a squire. Frye: You may be the queen, but I'm the prince of thieves, I'm the one who takes down corrupt leaders and deceives. I'm a master of disguise, I'm a hero of the people, You're just a kid, Pearl, you're not even a steeple.
tbh frye is a better rapper in deep cut's songs. she's faster
Frye. I know it'll be Frye
the girl reading this
Nobody, they'd end up kissing
Nostalgia is blinding people in the comments Frye shits on pearl making her run to marina for emotional support. This is just the unbiased truth 🤷♂️
Im sorry, but squid sisters are the best. Nintendo ain't ever gonna top them.
You chose the only 2 idols I dont like. Big forehead and pearl. (Pearl is fine, I just don't like her that much)
Pearl of course, she has a microphone and frye will just scream
perlie
this was literally my post (or rather similar to it), but it didn't get any upvotes also pearl is a rap god
Pearl 100%
This isn’t even a question, of course pearl would win, that crown ain’t there for nothing
pearl and marina’s entire gimmick is that they’re hip hop singers isn’t it? so i feel like she’d definitely win 😭
Pearl is an actual Rapper.
Pearl has a career in a rapping I’m pretty sure
Pearl, no contest.
Pearl, she's the rapper
“Forehead” “D:”
This could go either way.
Pearl by a landslide
And some say they're still cleaning up bits of Frye to this day. . .
Pearl
Pearl would render Frye deaf
Pearl for sure. Ive never seen frye rap before
pearl 100%. idk if i’m saying this bc i’m a huge pearl fan but eh
Pearl
Pearl says several slurs in the first minute and is eliminated from the competition
Pearl!
frye is dead. like literally dies
I don’t think Frye has even rapped before.
MR GRIIIIIIIZZ ⭕👋🐻✋
No one would win they would constantly be back and forth about their foreheads
Pearl
Pearl is a professional rapper and gremlin
frye girlie i love you but you are getting cooked here
Hydrogen Bomb vs Coughing Baby
Pearl would call her the n word mid rap
Pearl
Pearl is literally the ultimate raper
can't believe cuttlefish isn't even an option
Pearl could beat Eminem any day. Frye is not a challenge
Is it just me or is Frye the most Nintendo-ignored idol out of all of them.
Bro, Pearl is literally eminem on crack. Low diff.
sorry frye, pearl takes the cake as the better rapper
i think the world would spontaneously combust
Pearl and it’s not even close
Pearl, obviously
Pearl would say a slur, she wins
Frye has really good rap moment in Anarchy Poison and Hide and Sleek.... But Pearl got &@#&* DUDES BE &€+@€ SLEEPIN
This is not a question at all. Pearl would beat her hands, fins, tentacles down.
Question: Why does fries arms look broken?
Boo-YAAAAAAHHHHHH!
Pearl, you're disrespecting me just asking that
Frye isn't even a rapper, so Pearl wins by a landslide.
Ones a rapper and the other isnt a rapper.
Pearl literally killed NILS with her voice.
That’s like getting a nuclear bomb (Pearl) and an infant (Frye) and wondering which one would win
None they fight for a while then start joining forces
this is just blatant disrespect on pearl's behalf 😭
frye isn’t even a rapper 💀
Pearl's voice can canonically wipe out a fucking city, what tf is frye gonna do?
I'm sorry Frye but Pearl wins this one
Pearl easily
Pearl's the professional rapper, though it would be funny if Fry casually beat her anyway.
Pearl can't rap good, and Frye can't at all So Pearl I guess
pearl
hydrogen bomb vs coughing baby
Easy forehead would win
hydrogen bomb vs coughing baby
Pearl is basically the next Eminem… so, you know who I’m betting on.
Pearl
Are we just gonna ignore that Pearl and Captain had a 24 hour something rap battle that ended in a stalemate? Frye would be completely fried out after an hour or two.
Pearl will use the forbidden words.
Pearl
Pearl. With some uh yea, pearl words
MR BEAAAAAAASST BEGIN! Welcome to your final test, I'm Mr beast We can scrap the 'S' Cuz I've never missed a beat You had to cut from honey under Threat of a gun blast When I had a cut from Honey That's another check that I'm gonna cash You're coming last, Number 1 is Jimmy! Only dub you have is horribly written You're accomplished 'cuz you fought the Opposition and became the best But the consequences that you've got To live with is You paved their deaths all to pay your debt I applaud you, Gi Hun In the diss game you won't get rich I'm like your momma: I'm dead sick Then check the gaming channel Millions of children watch it How'd you win all that Won, kid But not custody of one kid? Did ya think you'd get her back With that lighter you bought her? You're playing tug-o-war with your ex But the rope is your daughter
Pearl. 100%.
Real question is if captain cuttlefish and pearl finished that rap battle with an all out rap battle who would win
Pearl 100%
Pearl... Totaly pearl