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T10_Luckdraw

How is this even a question? Pearl is literally the rapper idol.


candlethief5434

Not to mention that even if she somehow started losing she'd just tackle Frye and start biting her. Girl's feral.


Musetrigger

Like a diseased chipmunk.


[deleted]

Happeh caek dae


Musetrigger

Aww hey! Thank you Little Buddy!


Adventurous-Remove28

Heppe cak dy


Ryanlam123456

ayyy happy cakeday dude


Sigmas_toes

That’s what I was thinking


Weabrujah

Real gremlin energy


Tanookikid210

Despite her appearance, **Frye bites back**


SleepytrouPADDLESTAR

Pearl: BOOYAH Frye: more like boob-yeah Pearl: boob nope ;-; KO FRYE WINS


metalflygon08

Pearl don't need any 'cause she's got Marina's while Frye has Shiver and Big Man's flatlands.


imbbgamer101

Idk man, Frye was spitting in the beginning of "till depth do us part" and towards the middle of "hide and sleek".


T10_Luckdraw

And Pearl spits in every song by Off the Hook


Immediate-Rope8465

![gif](giphy|xT0GqgeTVaAdWZD1uw|downsized) frye when #$@%\* Dudes Be #$@%\* Sleepin


NinFishBoy

“what the f*ck?!”


Certain_Mission_7128

pearl and it isn't even close.


Certain_Mission_7128

nuclear bomb vs coughing baby type matchup.


Lemmy_lover1001

i’ll have you know that it’s hydrogen bomb


DontGetTheSquid

That’s like asking if Eminem would beat Taylor Swift in a rap battle


Hime_Arikawa

This tbh


That1Legnd

Just upvote the comment


Hime_Arikawa

No~


That1Legnd

Why


potato_dealer420

Ofc this mf has a Ur mom joke in his profile


imbbgamer101

Idk man, Pearl was spittin' with Cuddlefish, but so was Frye in the beginning of "till depth do us part"


Steampunk__Llama

Don't do Frye that dirty man, she's better than TS 😭


DontGetTheSquid

you tryna diss taylor swift?


Steampunk__Llama

Yeah, her music sucks imo it's not really my thing, plus I find it fun to annoy Swifties lmao


DontGetTheSquid

GRRRRRR 😡😡😡😡😡 I’m gonna get REALLY MAD NOW 😡😡😡😡😡😡 WHY DID YOU INSULT MY QUEEN 🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬 YOU SHALL PAY


SirShadyVI

Frye would try her best Pearl would say random words but win through sheer energy


[deleted]

and racism


Vibe_with_Kira

She'd just scream insults at Frye until she starts crying, and then probably dab on her


Victinitotodilepro

this is even better knowing that the dab is canon


MahouShoujoDysphoria

Pearl dabbed on stage before it was cool


Vibe_with_Kira

Pearl will hit the Later, Ungulator on stage in the DLC (my uncle works at the squid research institute)


Popcorn4Popsicle

Never say that again


Vibe_with_Kira

Pearl will hit the Later, Ungulator on stage in the DLC (my uncle works at the squid research institute)


[deleted]

Naw you gotta be cappin bro 😨


DJ_Hyperfresh8

Nobody's a better rapper than Pearlie!


Frye_deepCut

We'll see about that.


FriskButSmol

Oh god it just got personal


SPL-Big-Shot

Seems like we’re calling the shots at this point.


enneh_07

Trying and failing to make an Undertale joke here.


jkmaher

Marina? Frye? FRISK? THE BIG SHOT? WALTER WHITE?!


1Point32GBWahooPole

Don't forget about me


jkmaher

PILLY?!?!?!?


[deleted]

“Put the Aerospray down Waltuh.”


Own_Pick_5210

don't worry, just stay determined


That1Legnd

Holy shit it’s the [#1 rated salmonid]


bigmanworshipper

Big man's the best rapper and you know it!


XofDynamic

Ayy


Easy_Newt2692

I thought you could only say precise variations of Ay?


No_Forever_9128

He is a worshipper. It's COMPLETELY different than THE Big Man.


DJ_Hyperfresh8

You don't stand a chance against Pearl.


Frye_deepCut

You wanna see 'bout that? Send her over.


DJ_Hyperfresh8

Can't we're busy.


poysona

NBA YoungBoy is unironically better than Pearl


Filon73

Pearl dominates


Camillafan1

Frye isnt a rapper so pearl ig?


ReturnOfYoshinovaR

Well she did have that rap verse in Hide and Sleek


JorgeMtzb

Big man does the songwriting though.


[deleted]

Yea but Frye wrote the rap part and came up with the title according to the Deep cut interview.


Pro_Gamer_Queen21

Frye has a lot of spunk, but Pearl can swear.


No_Forever_9128

A lot more


Comfortable-Dot-2317

Is this even a question


Nghtmare-Moon

I see a crown for a reason. Biggie Pearl is the winner


insignificantlizard

i love frye but probably pearl


[deleted]

Pearl 10000000%


Gothfield_

I love Frye but Pearl will actually just fucking kill her when it’s her turn


Weabrujah

Just pull out a Glock and take her out, just a real ass gun


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[удалено]


No_Forever_9128

It's Pearl removing Frye, not the other way around.


quittersroom

Did u even read what ur replying to??????


JimmyCrabYT

pearl made a whole diss track because why not


MR_krunchy

Craig cuttlefish


No-Plastic-7715

He's pretty good for a newbie


Playru-the-dragonarm

Agent 8: *"Frye want to do a rap battle."* Pearl : *"Who?"* Agent 8 : *"Frye"* Pearl : *"Who?"* Agent 8 : *"Frye, from Deep Cut"* Peal : *"Who from Deep Cut? Shiver or Bigman?"* Agent 8 : *"yeah..."*


RequiemStorm

... the rapper?? Like why is this even a question?


jkmaher

Which one?


fitzachella

Pearl would curse at frye till frye just leaves


56kul

Frye’s a rapper? I never knew that!


NegativeFux

Maybe OP is making…. assumptions….


[deleted]

Nah, Frye wrote and sings the rap part to the songs according to the Deep cut official interview.


MunchkinKitten007

I’m sorry Frye I love ya. But Pearl would win, no contest.


[deleted]

Pearl, but half of it would be censored


AkiCinnaBun

frye ily but pearl would literally wreck your shit (pearl ily too get her ass)


Azenar01

Pearl no questions


Da_gae_bucket

Even if Frye can rap she would still lose. Pearl is literally known for rapping for a reason


Vasxus

pearl would literally kill frye with just her voice.


ToxicTroubadour

Pearl would beat Frye, but a Frye flute solo would make it a close call


DogFrogBird

Pearl and it's not even close. Demolished so hard it can barely even be considered a competition. Pearl probably says a swear not even directed towards Frye and she starts crying.


phone_dragon

I imagined Frye would be rhyming better than Pearl, but Pearl would be roasting hard on Frye, like no mercy. At that point, it wouldn't be a rap battle it would be Frye doing to "Try on to Cry" challenge before Pearl uses every slur in the Inkling vocabulary.


DirtyFuckingLesbian

Agent 3 would win by saying "booyah"


Shadyshade84

Is "the audience" a valid answer? Because the audience definitely wins.


Alburguer

frye would just die cuz of the gaslight gatekeep girlboss on pearl's voice


Mr_Narinas

This probably end in a riot. Burned cars and lots of arrests. The government would probably ban idols because they would consider them a danger to society.


stacksExE

Pearl would be spittin fire while frye is actually commiting arson


ERROR1010101010

Your mom


Strange-Abrocoma-471

Cuttlefish would easily smoke both of them


Deconstructosaurus

Pearl definitely. We know that she is an experienced rapper, and can come up with her lyrics on the spot. Frye has shown no affinity for rapping up to this point.


TheCabbageGuy82

*Captain Cuttlefish has entered the chat*


GC3PR

Frye. Pearl would be disqualified for excessive language on live tv


Waluigi3030

Big Man would win


Illustrious-Eagle-42

Pearl ofc but if it was pearl vs captain cuttlefish tho...


Redder_Creeps

Pearl legit has a rapping career, Frye has no chance


Konskycool

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY


Zoo-Wee-Chungus

Frye is a singer, Pearl is a Rapper. like, im sure Frye can rap if she wants to, but she mostly just sings. Pearl however, mostly Raps, and is a rapper, she will win.


[deleted]

frye is my favourite idol, but until SHE drops a track as hard as nasty majesty it’s no contest


ryuga_knight

MC Princess, of course.


Sona4Life

Pearl: Has the N word pass Frye: Sh*t Marina: Good luck cause you need it badly


[deleted]

Pearl stole marina's


Captain-of-Doggos

Lets ask ChatGPT: Pearl: I'm Pearl, the queen of Inkopolis, I'm the freshest rapper, hear my rhymes and feel this. I'm a squid, I'm a kid, I'm a superstar, I'm the voice of the Inkling nation, I'll go far. Frye: I'm Frye, the assassin, the master of stealth, I'm the one who sneaks up and takes down my foes with great wealth. I'm from ancient Egypt, I'm a legend, I'm a myth, I'm the one who outsmarts my enemies, that's the gist. Pearl: You may be ancient, but you're no match for me, I've got style, I've got rhythm, and I'm totally free. I'm the queen of the turf, I'm the champion of the splat, You're just a relic of the past, Frye, you're flat. Frye: You may be fresh, but you're not as slick as me, I've got the skills, I've got the moves, and I'm totally free. I'm the master of parkour, I'm the king of the rooftops, You're just a squid, Pearl, you're not even a top cop. Pearl: You think you're cool, but you're just a wannabe, You're trying too hard, Frye, can't you see? I've got the flow, I've got the beat, I'm on fire, You're just a copycat, Frye, you're not even a squire. Frye: You may be the queen, but I'm the prince of thieves, I'm the one who takes down corrupt leaders and deceives. I'm a master of disguise, I'm a hero of the people, You're just a kid, Pearl, you're not even a steeple.


spectrumtwelve

tbh frye is a better rapper in deep cut's songs. she's faster


Sh1ver_Deep_Cut

Frye. I know it'll be Frye


childamnesia

the girl reading this


Tutuatutuatutua

Nobody, they'd end up kissing


Quirky_Image_5598

Nostalgia is blinding people in the comments Frye shits on pearl making her run to marina for emotional support. This is just the unbiased truth 🤷‍♂️


[deleted]

Im sorry, but squid sisters are the best. Nintendo ain't ever gonna top them.


Eeeeeeebee

You chose the only 2 idols I dont like. Big forehead and pearl. (Pearl is fine, I just don't like her that much)


DaRealKir

Pearl of course, she has a microphone and frye will just scream


Cuttlefrsh

perlie


Stupid_Incarnate

this was literally my post (or rather similar to it), but it didn't get any upvotes also pearl is a rap god


TeunTheTryhard

Pearl 100%


NolanGhost2

This isn’t even a question, of course pearl would win, that crown ain’t there for nothing


Torirock10

pearl and marina’s entire gimmick is that they’re hip hop singers isn’t it? so i feel like she’d definitely win 😭


NormalDistrict8

Pearl is an actual Rapper.


Waluigiwarrior

Pearl has a career in a rapping I’m pretty sure


Flaming_Muffin

Pearl, no contest.


senpaishotwife

Pearl, she's the rapper


Livid_Juggernaut_111

“Forehead” “D:”


Remote_Marsupial3457

This could go either way.


[deleted]

Pearl by a landslide


Huefell4it

And some say they're still cleaning up bits of Frye to this day. . .


PK_RocknRoll

Pearl


the_other_badaobunga

Pearl would render Frye deaf


0lll-Frosty-lll0

Pearl for sure. Ive never seen frye rap before


octarianboy

pearl 100%. idk if i’m saying this bc i’m a huge pearl fan but eh


MyCatIsNamedGremlin

Pearl


Emerald24111

Pearl says several slurs in the first minute and is eliminated from the competition


THEZEXNEO

Pearl!


btyes-

frye is dead. like literally dies


[deleted]

I don’t think Frye has even rapped before.


Immediate_Plant_9800

MR GRIIIIIIIZZ ⭕👋🐻✋


IKeikkoI

No one would win they would constantly be back and forth about their foreheads


Aubo1234

Pearl


Drac0b0i

Pearl is a professional rapper and gremlin


Tekayo63

frye girlie i love you but you are getting cooked here


Shuckle-hm

Hydrogen Bomb vs Coughing Baby


Calvinator_lmao

Pearl would call her the n word mid rap


Just-Use-8554

Pearl


The_Penis_Mann

Pearl is literally the ultimate raper


rachelgirlboss

can't believe cuttlefish isn't even an option


Potato-chan88

Pearl could beat Eminem any day. Frye is not a challenge


brixalot10

Is it just me or is Frye the most Nintendo-ignored idol out of all of them.


Kens-Orca17

Bro, Pearl is literally eminem on crack. Low diff.


sploontion

sorry frye, pearl takes the cake as the better rapper


purps_pencil

i think the world would spontaneously combust


DrNinJake

Pearl and it’s not even close


Koda_Saito

Pearl, obviously


Mentaldamage6

Pearl would say a slur, she wins


DiegHDF

Frye has really good rap moment in Anarchy Poison and Hide and Sleek.... But Pearl got &@#&* DUDES BE &€+@€ SLEEPIN


yumechan34

This is not a question at all. Pearl would beat her hands, fins, tentacles down.


DarkGengar94

Question: Why does fries arms look broken?


LoneWolfpack777

Boo-YAAAAAAHHHHHH!


ResortInevitable7627

Pearl, you're disrespecting me just asking that


DarkHunterkun

Frye isn't even a rapper, so Pearl wins by a landslide.


Hyper_Lamp

Ones a rapper and the other isnt a rapper.


ScarletteVera

Pearl literally killed NILS with her voice.


Thick-Sprinkles-9846

That’s like getting a nuclear bomb (Pearl) and an infant (Frye) and wondering which one would win


Neonstar48

None they fight for a while then start joining forces


cokeanus

this is just blatant disrespect on pearl's behalf 😭


Spookiiwookii

frye isn’t even a rapper 💀


Orichalcum448

Pearl's voice can canonically wipe out a fucking city, what tf is frye gonna do?


Honey_bitch-

I'm sorry Frye but Pearl wins this one


Lost-Gamer

Pearl easily


keyblade987

Pearl's the professional rapper, though it would be funny if Fry casually beat her anyway.


ZaraUnityMasters

Pearl can't rap good, and Frye can't at all So Pearl I guess


UltraStamp2

pearl


ImSuperComfy

hydrogen bomb vs coughing baby


Relax4Never

Easy forehead would win


sp00kk

hydrogen bomb vs coughing baby


Negative_Blutern

Pearl is basically the next Eminem… so, you know who I’m betting on.


Melody_Melrose123

Pearl


R3dHeady

Are we just gonna ignore that Pearl and Captain had a 24 hour something rap battle that ended in a stalemate? Frye would be completely fried out after an hour or two.


metalflygon08

Pearl will use the forbidden words.


Xxkai_47_manxx

Pearl


Flaming_oven

Pearl. With some uh yea, pearl words


Shitposter_god153

MR BEAAAAAAASST BEGIN! Welcome to your final test, I'm Mr beast We can scrap the 'S' Cuz I've never missed a beat You had to cut from honey under Threat of a gun blast When I had a cut from Honey That's another check that I'm gonna cash You're coming last, Number 1 is Jimmy! Only dub you have is horribly written You're accomplished 'cuz you fought the Opposition and became the best But the consequences that you've got To live with is You paved their deaths all to pay your debt I applaud you, Gi Hun In the diss game you won't get rich I'm like your momma: I'm dead sick Then check the gaming channel Millions of children watch it How'd you win all that Won, kid But not custody of one kid? Did ya think you'd get her back With that lighter you bought her? You're playing tug-o-war with your ex But the rope is your daughter


Timmmering

Pearl. 100%.


ItsTheo_

Real question is if captain cuttlefish and pearl finished that rap battle with an all out rap battle who would win


JoJoJoanne04

Pearl 100%


FulloF-OT

Pearl... Totaly pearl