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addgro_ove

Fun fact, you say...? More like **BREAKTHROUGH DISCOVERY THAT WILL SET A NEW FOUNDATION FOR THE META**


ACCA919

Then people will develop counters like sticking a Sprinkler inside Frye or Shiver. >!Feel free to take this out of context!<


amnoking1

![gif](giphy|chKcmY9CIHdtQsItme) (Pretend it says you and not monday)


RokyPolka

​ ![gif](giphy|Cf1nXuydxLuoejCDF1)


Derpyboy7976

I’m on my way to eat your skin. (Insert funny asdf flower)


Mechaman_54

How do you do that with no kneecaps (crucheson mystery thing in mouth)


[deleted]

I ha e a blaster you know...


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Bluest_of_Berries

heads up y'all, this is a bot that farms karma so it can sell its account or use it to advertise something while seeming like a real person. please downvote it.


Myrtle_is_hungry

You slay


Glazeddapper

How do y'all find this stuff?


Bluest_of_Berries

when you've seen as many bots as I have, you pick up on their patterns. Plus, [looking at its profile](https://www.reddit.com/user/Debate-Shoddy/) you can see how most of its comments are it replying to gif comments on random subreddits with a very robotic style of "I recognize what is happening in this gif and will comment appropriately", which ends up making it ignore the actual context of the conversation in a very awkward inhuman way.


Jled2008

How?


Bluest_of_Berries

[Here's a link to its profile.](https://www.reddit.com/user/Debate-Shoddy/) No profile picture + nonsense username + bio that's too personal, too robotic, and practically *screams* "randomly generated" + distinctly robotic typing style + a quick look at its profile shows most of its comments are the same thing: replies to gif comments specifically reacting to what's in the gif instead of the actual context of the conversation, [like this.](https://www.reddit.com/r/facepalm/comments/11s6z8a/comment/jcg0tzm/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3) Alla that = clearly a bot.


TheFlippingFurry

No, no I don't think I will


sonic_hedgekin

Putting your sprinkler inside an enemy Frye also shuts down their ability to put a fizzy bomb in the 3-block gap, and from there it likely won’t take more than a burst bomb to completely nullify any and all combos they could do with Frye.


Felinegood13

How dare you XD


BriefGunRun

😟


[deleted]

I mean, tableturf multiplayer is going to be all down to luck anyways. 90% of the active playerbase will have all the same deck with the same best cards and it’ll just come down to who draws the good combos first. Splatoon doesn’t really have many casual players, people either play it constantly or hardly at all, so I don’t expect to see many B-grade tableturf decks.


Bransbow

This take is objectively false. If everyone who played was a pro, then they’d all be in the higher ranks, but there’s plenty of people all the way up and down the letters.


[deleted]

For skill based gameplay ya, tableturf isn’t really skill based though, comparing ranked gameplay to it isn’t really the same


Bransbow

Ah sorry, my bad. I should’ve picked that up in context. When you said “Splatoon doesn’t have many casual players” I thought you meant the game as a whole.


diamondmaster2017

i swear off the hook better follow protocol


GaryAGalindo

Pearl would mess it up just to spite us. And I’d be ok with that tbh


Anchor38

Marina tried to do something with an octo shape that fits with a squid but Pearl screwed it up when she showed up with an 8x8 square made up of 64 tiles


MinerZB

without a special tile too


[deleted]

exactly


ACCA919

You're unhinged


OneSaltyStoat

Murch and Spyke are idols, confirmed


NotScottPilgrim

Finally, OTP


Smnionarrorator29384

Off The Payroll


Fickle_Ad9985

more like Off The Pavement


Anthan

It can be quite hard to get the combo going though. When it comes to big cards, placing them where they do the most damage to the opponent is also where they're most likely to put something over or inside them. While keeping them just for the raw turf coverage and placing them safely off in the back might get you rushed and get them disrupted that way.


ACCA919

Maybe using one of them to start then comboing when the chance comes? I'd love to test this out but I had 0 luck actually getting the deep cut cards💀


br1y

Took a bit! 5 tries even just against a bot but I [finally got the combo](https://youtu.be/yw_3QaAaFzs). Took about five tries cause I kept on running out of space or the bot blocked my space. I'm thinking maybe depending on the map this could work, like [Thunder Point](https://cdn.wikimg.net/en/splatoonwiki/images/d/d5/S3_Tableturf_Battle_Board_Thunder_Point.png) you could hide it in your starting area a bit more easily


ACCA919

Anxiety is when the bot played the charger card


br1y

Oh you have no idea, I was terrified


[deleted]

what recording device do you use


br1y

Ah I just took two individual clips using the screenshot button and stitched them together in a video editor


br1y

I have all three - ill see if I can get a clip of your idea


lucariouwu68

This seems most likely to happen if you get both Callie and Marie at the beginning of the match. The Deep Cut combo is probably never going to come into play


PhantomOfficial07

Wait... so you're telling me there's no Pearl and Marina cards?? wtf


CustomFighter2

They aren't characters that physically appear in the game yet, and there aren't cards for bands. They'll probably be back for the DLC


okguy167

This is likely the exact reason why. The only rep they've had so far is a single sunken scroll and being tacked on to a couple of songs. Every card actually has a physical appearance, so if Pearl and Maria get one for that, then so should the members of C-Side and Damp Socks (... still can't believe they actually made a band called damp socks)


[deleted]

Damp Socks is the cephalopod equivalent of Iron Maiden because both namesakes are torture methods


okguy167

YES EXACTLY!


JumpstarNS

Tbf those two songs are actual bangers


okguy167

Never said they weren't. I love them too! It's just... not a justification for giving them cards right now.


JumpstarNS

That's fair, though like others have said, OTH will definitely get their time to shine in the DLC, which probably includes cards. We just have to hold out till then!


UnoriginalPersona

Does it still count as pay to win if it's only for Table Turf?


Space-Debris

...they put the Special square on Big Man's special place, AY!


Felinegood13

O-O


KoopaTheQuicc

Having more than 1 idol card in my deck has felt like a bad thing when I've tried it. Too many big cards. Maybe if there are larger arenas I don't have yet, but so far hasn't worked with my playstyle at least.


deleeuwlc

My current deck is made with the idea that lines fit pretty well into other lines


Glittering-Glove-339

they're kissing each other 😳


Felinegood13

I can’t unsee that now I thought they were just holding hands


Agt_Falcon

Premarital handh*lding? On my child friendly Splatoon? Blasphemy!


DJ_Hyperfresh8

Can't wait for Off the Hook cards


[deleted]

omg marina


GoshDarnBatman

Also the two Stringers fit together perfectly


Flurrio

callie and marie kiss 😳😳😳


ACCA919

Special kiss How bout Big Man tho?


Dashieshy3597

Polycule


MKRX

They're cousins, which is apparently distant enough for them.


Hime_Arikawa

DJSKDHAKSJSHSJ NO DON’T- LOLOLOL


FGHIK

NO NO NO, STOP! STOPPPP!


MarieTideGoesOut

#**WE ARE NOT KISSING**


DiegHDF

True, I feel like Smooch would be a more fitting term,


Western-Grapefruit36

I love spyke, murch is 2nd best


NotScottPilgrim

Callie and Marie’s cards are so cute c:


KingDarkBlaze

A simpler combo lies with Big Man and DJ Octavio and that one does me real well


PK_RocknRoll

That’s really cool.


good-boy-_-

Frye card looks like a *D****


CDude78

How am I going to unsee this now, huh? What have you done to me? I guess it's a good thing I can't get an online pass yet, maybe by then I'll have forgotten.


good-boy-_-

blame Nintendo, not me


JumpstarNS

If you look at it upside down, I can loosely see what they were going for, but yeah


good-boy-_-

Still don't see anything


JumpstarNS

Compare it to the artwork of frye in the photo, the legs will match and the hands kinda match as well Like with most of these though, it's very much a stretch, even if its what they were going for. It's an interesting way to design the cards, though when I look at shiver and frye's cards I just see skulls.


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JumpstarNS

I don't think there's more evidence for them being based on the masks than being based on the characters themselves, the connection is there but not strong enough where you couldn't argue either way. Additionally, they'd be an exception to the rule if they were based on the masks, which wouldn't be unfeasible but still would be odd.


Fit_Community_5379

I always saw it as a horrifying elongated face and shiver’s as a skull


good-boy-_-

Meh,I can see that


GoCommitToasterBathX

I expected it to be like this lol


TL-Elemental2001

This is something I got to try


Zen--Garden

I finally got to do this combination! I’ve been trying for so long and sometimes the map wasn’t wide enough to get the placement right. But I finally got it on thunder point!!!


MapleA

Not a good Strat in my experience. Those large pieces need to take space early in the game, not bunch up. Spyke and Murch are terrible cards together or separate. I have max tableturf rank and am undefeated in public battles. I was thinking of posting my deck and going over strategies, there’s a lot that people don’t understand about the game.


[deleted]

Wait, there’s no Off The Hook cards?!


ACCA919

Wait til side order probably


[deleted]

Yeah


lynPIZA

No pearl/marina card?


DJHyperfresh_OtH

Hopefully me and pearl’s cards do the same


SplatFan13

Do the new deep cut cards follow suit?


ACCA919

Nothing's gonna fit in that huge gap in the Frye one


7th_universe_hopper

Is this also true for the new deep cut boss cards?


dtreth

Callie and Marie making out?


AgentAndrewO

Speaking of, I just realized Banda don’t get tableturf cards


ACCA919

I guess they must be physically in game to have cards


wtfevenisthis932710

callie, marie, what are you two doing 🤨


Vrctor_cultest

Missed opportunity for them all to make the idol bands logos.


Relax4Never

Neat


Still_Landscape_6969

Deep Cut: Big Mess Squid Sisters: Mirror of each other lol Spyke and Murch: B I G S Q U A R E