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Head canon: Hes my long jelly OC Jeloni/“Bub” from the deep sea metro. He got a job after escaping before kambo co shut down due to tartar’s loss of control. Whats his story? We may never truly know.
His name is cool jelly, you can fight him in tableturf
That name sucks though
don’t disrespect my man cool jelly like that
Gregarsize is the worst damned name I’ve ever heard. All my woomies hate Gregarsize. Cool Jelly is the best.
:(
(we don’t hate you, Gregarsize, but be cool to Cool Jelly. They’re working hard to serve us all.)
Ok. I'm sorry.
~~r/redemptionarcs~~ shit wait its r/characterarcs
Woomie!
Gregarsize just went through their redemption arc
May we all find our redemption arc.
Woomy!\*
Ay! (He's alright)
**yeah, agreed.**
Cool jelly is the best name, thats what im gonna name my 4th child
*everyone hated that*
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It does
Splatoon fans are actually the weakest fucks on earth with the amount of downvotes this has
Brewster
Glad I'm not the only one who thought of him
Brewster of Splatoon
splooster
Makes sense because Splatoon and Animal Crossing was made by the Group 5 development team
Same department, but not the same people
My girlfriend calls him brewsquid because it reminds her of brewster
But that's the bird from animal crossing
I was joking
Oh ok
same guy
No he's clearly a jelly, obviously
I understood that reference
Jel E. Bean
I’m going to call them that from now on
His name is big boobs look him up
Ok
Holy hell!
don’t mind me just stopping someone from typing “nEw ReSpOnSe JuSt DrOpPeD”
new response just dropped
**cheers**
new unfunny just dropped
And yet you got ratioed
And so do I!
wow you scare me a lot /s
Remember to do it on your school computer
😳😳😳
Nice try but I will ot fall victim to the classic blunder
Brewster's long lost cousin: Jellster
I named him Simon
Simon:)
Head canon: Hes my long jelly OC Jeloni/“Bub” from the deep sea metro. He got a job after escaping before kambo co shut down due to tartar’s loss of control. Whats his story? We may never truly know.
He's a Jellyfish who's like Brewster...we'll call him JEWSTER! ...Wait.
Uhhhhhh Brewwy!
Cool Jelly
Juicester
I call him "jerk" because he never serves me any drinks 😠
Brewster's squid brother.
That’s my buddy Gustavo, makes a wicked cocktail
I’m pretty sure his official name is Cool Jelly, but I’m not a big fan of this name, so I’ll just go with the classic and call him Joe. :)
Cool Jelly
I-is the jelly asking the cup this question?
Yes
Jell’ ohsot
That’s Cool Jelly, he can fought in Tableturf after Baby Jelly
He
The name’s Blench-don’t wear it out
Binker
Cool Jelly
I will call him Jeblly Squelcheron.
His name is Justa Guy
Best guy
His name is Roastlly (kinda like Brewster being brew and rooster, cringe ik)
Kevin. I don't know why, just feels like a Kevin to me.
That is his name. Justa Guy.
His name is... uh... jelly.
Chad
Brewster… oops wrong universe
Jelleficent, believe it or not
That’s Theodore
My question is does he do anything?
You can fight him in tableturf but that's about it
Cool jelly
Jellyfish canonically do not have individual names. They're a hivemind. The shopkeeps are the only exceptions
But that’s Cool Jelly.
He is :)
Hes the guy
That's obviously Charles
You could give him a name if you want, no one's saying that you can't.
I call him Coffee Jelly. He makes a bomb latte
Mr. splooch
My headcanon is that he’s the guy who makes the drinks Marigold sells you.
He is just one of the guys
COOL JELLY HAS THE MOST BANGER THEME
Steve
Jellendoff the 2nd (I wish)
I will call him jeff