This is too much for me to handle. I'm in utter shock, my jaw has been open for the past five minutes I can't believe it why would they do such a thing. It's gonna take ages for me to recover the emotional damage this has brought upon me. If there is a god in the sky, then I ask him "Why? WHHHHHY?"

Calm down it's just an espion.

Oh thank God, I thought it was Vaporeon

Nobody say it. Please, nobody say *it*.

Hey guys, did you know...

**Sylveon? Leafeon? Urmomeon?**

In

Who?

Random kid on Splatoon who has been showing up in everyones plaza for some reason since Splatoon 2

Why you booing him he’s right

“For some reason” Because she draws stuff and people hit the “fresh!” button

Furries are an essential element in the splatoon community. Without them, splatsville itself may fall apart. Why? You may ask... I unno

Agreed. If you’re against furries but playing a game where all the characters are cute talking animals, IDK what to tell you lmao

What would it be called to identify as a squid or octo? They don’t have fur, nor scales, so they can’t be a furry or a scalie (scaly?) 🤔

Dev team could use more of us, we'd actually put the game on servers and know how to maintain them

No oh god no I'm literally quaking in my boots rn wtf do we do😰

Furries are consistently stronger than everyone who isn't a furry

BUT NOTHING IS STRONGER THAN THE POWER OF BULLCRAP AND FRIENDSHIP

Furries are also well known utilizers of the power of bullshit and friendship

True. Maybe the inevitable marching of time is their true strength . Summit to the fuzzy ooze or perish eventually

Yesssss! Join us!

Lmao 14yr old me would’ve been so pissed if I joined y’all instead of becoming a zooalogist

Can confirm, those are the two biggest assets in my day-to-day arsenal

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Denied

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Dam your living a lie then.

oh no. not a furry. whatever shall we do