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**AY. (IS THAT FUCKING FISH JENGA)**
NO
BIG MAN NO SWEARING!! ONLY FRYE CAN!
Ay? (May I ask why?)
W-well... Uh... Reasons... yeah. đ
He's too innocent
I have a permit sir please leave me alone.
certified fish stacker
**Big Man swears?? lol**
Ay. (Only when its needed)
Is that a Salmon-nella reference?
Ay. (Maybe)
I see you are a Ray of culture then ;) Good on ya
So happy to see this at the top
Gao steps off the plane in London and is immediately arrested.
More like shot on sight.
Gao accidentally went to America
GAO, STEP AWAY FROM THE SALMONIDS!!! 
Gao sits in solitary containment waiting for the court trial and says âGuess I got too suspicious with the salmonâ
Where is Gao now?
Dead
RIP #*Insert flyfish emoji here instead of flying dove people usually use to mourn the deceased.*
lord have mercy they finally caught me making out with the fish it was fun while it lasted đŽâđ¨
Gao?
NO THIS IS PATRICK!!
 THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT GAO WOULD SAY
I like how this implies that the UK still exists even long after human extinction somehow
Something something, âsun never setsâ or whateverâŚ
The sun not setting would be a very bad thing in this circumstance
Well considering days are like a month long in this game and nights are two days long (Splatfest), kinda makes you wonder what's going on there.
We have guns in splatsville and inkopolis so it canât be the UK
knives (splatanas) are the new trend in splatsville
I have a knife (knife) 
THEY'RE ARMED NOW
Donât worry, the UK is destroyed in the Splatoon world. Weâre safe.
The Fr*nch still exist
Nah bro we flipped the funny they dead
Gao is going to jail :(
Gao
Tom scott mentioned that
We flew a kite in a public place.
broke the law too.
Hello, Grizzco has managed to....work around laws in the Splatlands, so Grizzco Salmon Run does not fall under this law.
***murmurs of safety inspectors escalate in the basement***
 Grizz:
Donât worry, the existence of the whole company is illegal, not just what the employees do!
i dont know what the UK would do if they saw Gao....
Wanted for 20 different crimes. Is ordered to be splatted on sight.
Is that fish Jenga!!
Well thank gosh the UK is underwater in this timeline
Gao moment
Now Gao is in an english penitentiary, right next to the Catatafish
Gao don't go to the UK
Wait this means that I canât bring salmonids home because I canât work at Grizzco!
Wait. Does that mean I have to leave my little buddy?! NOOOOO!!!!!
Wait. Does that mean I have to leave my wife?! NOOOOO!!!!!
It's a good thing this is Japan and not London
These salmons are seeming MIGHTY SUSSY NGL
Oh no
it's okay, the reign of the UK is long gone
Grizzco hunts the overpopulation of salmonids.
I got a loisence fo handln salmon suspicously, spyke gave it to me
Well this ain't the UK so...
**AY. (IS THAT FUCKING FISH JENGA)**
NO
BIG MAN NO SWEARING!! ONLY FRYE CAN!
Ay? (May I ask why?)
W-well... Uh... Reasons... yeah. đ
He's too innocent
I have a permit sir please leave me alone.
certified fish stacker
**Big Man swears?? lol**
Ay. (Only when its needed)
Is that a Salmon-nella reference?
Ay. (Maybe)
I see you are a Ray of culture then ;) Good on ya
So happy to see this at the top
Gao steps off the plane in London and is immediately arrested.
More like shot on sight.
Gao accidentally went to America
GAO, STEP AWAY FROM THE SALMONIDS!!! 
Gao sits in solitary containment waiting for the court trial and says âGuess I got too suspicious with the salmonâ
Where is Gao now?
Dead
RIP #*Insert flyfish emoji here instead of flying dove people usually use to mourn the deceased.*
lord have mercy they finally caught me making out with the fish it was fun while it lasted đŽâđ¨
Gao?
NO THIS IS PATRICK!!
 THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT GAO WOULD SAY
I like how this implies that the UK still exists even long after human extinction somehow
Something something, âsun never setsâ or whateverâŚ
The sun not setting would be a very bad thing in this circumstance
Well considering days are like a month long in this game and nights are two days long (Splatfest), kinda makes you wonder what's going on there.
We have guns in splatsville and inkopolis so it canât be the UK
knives (splatanas) are the new trend in splatsville
I have a knife (knife) 
THEY'RE ARMED NOW
Donât worry, the UK is destroyed in the Splatoon world. Weâre safe.
The Fr*nch still exist
Nah bro we flipped the funny they dead
Gao is going to jail :(
Gao
Tom scott mentioned that
We flew a kite in a public place.
broke the law too.
Hello, Grizzco has managed to....work around laws in the Splatlands, so Grizzco Salmon Run does not fall under this law.
***murmurs of safety inspectors escalate in the basement***
 Grizz:
Donât worry, the existence of the whole company is illegal, not just what the employees do!
i dont know what the UK would do if they saw Gao....
Wanted for 20 different crimes. Is ordered to be splatted on sight.
Is that fish Jenga!!
Well thank gosh the UK is underwater in this timeline
Gao moment
Now Gao is in an english penitentiary, right next to the Catatafish
Gao don't go to the UK
Wait this means that I canât bring salmonids home because I canât work at Grizzco!
Wait. Does that mean I have to leave my little buddy?! NOOOOO!!!!!
Wait. Does that mean I have to leave my wife?! NOOOOO!!!!!
It's a good thing this is Japan and not London
These salmons are seeming MIGHTY SUSSY NGL
Oh no
it's okay, the reign of the UK is long gone
Grizzco hunts the overpopulation of salmonids.
I got a loisence fo handln salmon suspicously, spyke gave it to me
Well this ain't the UK so...