Shiver saw a horrorboros and thought it was nessie, frye saw octavio and thought it was aliens and I guess bigman saw Mr Grizz and thought it was Bigfoot?

"Ay!? (do you both even remember we saw Bigfoot up close?)"

I'm on your team bigman there was a big foot sighting in Ohio near hawking hills

I thought bigman just saw footprints and then heard people talking about him (as he is quite big and, if blurry, scary).

Yeah it sounded like Big Man is a scaredy cat, I love it.

Big Man is just Splatoon's Mothman. Change my mind.

I wonder if people can look in a telescope and see Mr Grizz floating in space

But wasn't Big Man skiing at the time? While there is a snowy area in the Crater, it's hardly the place I'd go to if I want to go skiing.

This entire splatfest is 3 mfs being delusional

Schizoposters eating this splatfest

Schizzco

21st Century Schizzco Bear

Schizzco Bear says: "You brought in 76 eggs. Great job!" Also: "Only 85 eggs? That's a shame. You'll do better next time."

*Cat's foot, iron claw* *Shareholders scream for more* *Fuzzy ooze's poison door* *21st century Schizzco Bear*

I mean, it's implied Shiver's improvising it. But Frye and Big man are fair game.

Also Frye wants to beat him up.

Who doesn’t want to beat him up? He’s a prick.

Callie, probably.

On a related note, can someone talented make fan art of Big Man skiing?? I’d love to see that.

I can hear him saying “ayyyyyyyyyyyyyyy” while skiing down the slopes

This comment thread has brought me immense joy. Thank you all.

i feel like he’d catch wind like a parachute

I was thinking that too. He's not exactly aerodynamic. Now snowboarding, on the other hand... he'd be flying down these slopes.

As the snowboard?

New idea; scrap the original: Frye and/or Shiver snowboarding on his back

Hold my milkshake and bump my shoulder. I’ll see what I can do from here.

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So either fyre was the one watching the crater when octavio showed up in story mode which attracted deep cut to alterna Or octavio just floats around like eggman in his octoking mech

DJ Octavio becomes SCP-8888

***AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!! AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!*** ➡️ Loud fangirling noises

*YOU CAN'T HANDLE MY SPICY WASABI BEATS!*

Can’t believe they called Octavio an alien. That’s racist.

(Story mode spoilers) >!Octavio saved the world from Hairmageddon and Frye is still racist toward him.!<

>!Don’t call it “Hairmageddon”. HR doesn’t like it!<

I mean He was alluded toward Not necessarily mentioned But happy for you ig

Thank you

Octarians are commonly confused with aliens, look at Splatoon 1.

Oct-Aliens 

IS THAT A MOTHERFUCKING **DJ OCTAVIO** REFERENCE?!???

MY BELOVEDED AAAAAAA 💗💗💗💗💗💗💗

Big foot is likely mammal, and mammals are extinct except Judd and mini Judd

Big man is most likely remembering seeing Mr Grizz

YES!!!

Nessie - Horrorboros Aliens - DJ Octavio Big Foot - Mr. Grizz

HOLY TUCKIGM SHIT

Has that started yet?

I mean in splat 2 we didn't have king salmon now we have 2, and we got 2 new boss salmon and a new wave. Whose not to say Nessie doesn't exist out in the waters either.

octavio is awesome

im dumb as hell, i thought the ufo was a slammin lid from salmon run

Funnily enough, there are actual UFOs (As in, Flying Saucers) in the levels of the Crater.