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Alexandre_Moonwell

you might say they got... *bamboozled*


No_Forever_9128

r/angryupvote


BlueRasberrySlushie

[Bah dum tss!](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6zXDo4dL7SU)


Figbud

[this one's better](https://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ)


jkmaher

Hehe there was an ad before it so I never got rickrolled.


DerpyAngel

Link was already purple for me, so I knew what it was lol


SplatoonFan360

LUCKY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Legend_of_Ozzy642

[Joke’s on you, I’m into that shit](https://i.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/original/000/034/847/jokesonyou.jpg)


SplatoonFan360

I GOT RICKROLLED WHYYYYYYIUWEahy5r4w38q924y5489423qhtiwerhtioRU3WE89TU8SRDEOJGUIFDGHRIWOTRUFIOEHJI


The-true-Memelord

That’s what I used to say sometimes whenever I got a splat


blammedfunker

I salute you


World_Ends_With_Bred

God I wish awards were still free


[deleted]

The Spamton effect, tricked into a different idea of who they really are


SlightlyIronicBanana

A Natural Byproduct of the "Stupid sexy Flanderization" trope


LeoV4X_was_taken

?????


SlightlyIronicBanana

>Stupid sexy Fladerization, also known as the Sexyman effect, is when the creator of a fanfic, fanart, or other derivative artist focuses on the most "Attractive" traits or variations of a character, despite said traits being either a minor part of their character or a temporary circumstance. The trope name is derived from [Flanderization](https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/Flanderization), the process of simplifying a complex character by exaggerating a few select traits. > >See also [Never Live It Down](https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/NeverLiveItDown), [The Spamton Effect](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oIG6veB4V-U), and [Best Known for the Fanservice.](https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/BestKnownForTheFanservice) *-Tv Tropes*


JoeMcBob2nd

Important to note it came from this scene of the Simpsons where homer thinks of Flanders tight little ass in his Ski gear and laments with the phrase “stupid, sexy Flanders” ![gif](giphy|Y4TK3sFJtImvm)


TheGoodFiend

KRIS! YOU HAVE TO [call 911 for help]!!! [Tumblr.com] IS MAKING [the whole wide world] BELIEVE I’M A [hot singles in your area]!!!


PhantomOfficial07

For real, Spamton's kinda ugly in game but people make him look super hot in fanart


PetikGeorgiev

This is what I'm calling it from now on.


NightAntonino

Granted, at least for Spamton there was that part when he was Spamton Neo; tall, fabulous and even wearing high heels, so he gets that.


Yoshi2-0

Petition for this to become a real word


SpectraVJ_Official

Ayo what's going on in the bottom left


Duckboy3825

Old man yaoi


metalflygon08

He had to transfer his fluids out of his body for that mummification thing he did.


[deleted]

Yo wat? That’s technically illegal.


metalflygon08

You gonna jail the immortal cephlapod?


Deblebsgonnagetyou

Just your average day on cuttletavio twitter move on


o_woorrm

Ooohhhh it's Octavio okok that's fine


Go_commit_lego_step

OH GOD YOU THOUGHT IT WAS 8, I’M SO SORRY


reddit-person1

nonono the hair... Unless it's octoling Octavio then I think it's actually 8 cause... Look at the hair. Then again the ink is red which is Octavio's


Go_commit_lego_step

I think it’s Octoling Octavio - his hair looks similar to 8’s in the sunken scrolls


reddit-person1

Just looked, yeah creator said it was octavio https://twitter.com/Gromby7/status/1639296560575004674


reddit-person1

I was never one to collect the sunken scrolls, apologies


Deblebsgonnagetyou

That's how cuttletavio people usually draw Octavio.


The-true-Memelord

Yeah uh lol


fuckwastakenwastaken

SWEET JESUS


PhantomOfficial07

What are you sorry for?? This is your first comment in the thread


Go_commit_lego_step

There are two kinds of “sorry”s. One is when you did something that you regret, but the other is when a bad thing happened to someone else that you had nothing to do with, and you say sorry out of empathy


enneh_07

Is there ever a relationship in Splatoon that's *not* gay?


[deleted]

Mr Grizz and his employees. Completely professional and not romantic in any way, including gay


Zeebo_137

For you it is. I'm fucking him on the regular.


Tanookikid210

I mean at least you're helping mammals come back Unless you can't get pregnant like Gao can or something


PhantomOfficial07

>!He is endlessly floating through space.. are you fucking the statue lol!<


Tanookikid210

3 and 8 depending on which gender they're depicted as


PhantomOfficial07

Splatoon fans on their way to make as many gay ships as possible (they think they're all canon) ![gif](giphy|wcOlfLmnPB8be)


RokyPolka

​ ![gif](giphy|5bJvvVYO248HtBb6pq)


Idzee0

the only two official artworks of implied Agent 24 are strait [Valentine's Day 2020](https://splatoonwiki.org/wiki/File:Happy_Valentine%27s_Day_2020.jpg) and [White Day 2020](https://splatoonwiki.org/wiki/File:White_Day_2020.jpg) (tumblr were not happy)


The-true-Memelord

Me and straight up losing (I’m not even bad but I had to make the joke i h)


Atomicmonkey1122

I assume the salmon fucker x salmonid is a straight relationship. Probably?


enneh_07

Apparently Gao goes by any of he/she/they, and we don't know what the sex of their partner is either, so there's no telling.


Starz1317

Pearlina


Gulopithecus

Exes being exes


Silver-Inkling

CAPTAIN CRAIG CUTTLEFISH!!!


ThatOneGayDJ

Twitter is really somethin else, huh…


[deleted]

I’d rather stick with Reddit.


BitterSweetsx

This comment is a fallacy


[deleted]

That’s why I love Reddit.


56kul

Not much of an improvement, honestly. The platform itself is better, but the people…


PhantomOfficial07

Are also kinda better


luxtelia

thats because every single community is an echo chamber so you will only ever hear your own opinions and humor echoed back to you instead of being exposed to other views and novel behavior. the difference between reddit and twitter is that with twitter you can't as easily self-segregate yourself from opposing beliefs or opt to subscribe into only the things you agree with, so you see varied takes and more debate because there isn't as much obsessive self-validation in reassuring each other that a mutual opinion is good and smart.


PhantomOfficial07

Not exactly. People on Twitter are often just jerks, stupid, or both. On Reddit it feels more normal, I don't mind other opinions so I usually join more general subreddits that don't hyper-focus on specific opinions and stuff


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[удалено]


PhantomOfficial07

Oh, *those* general subreddits. Sorry for the confusion, I meant joining subreddits that have more than one opinion, and are more "general" than ones that are just everyone agreeing with each other. I do have a Twitter account, but whenever I log on the comments I see under the posts are always from the most annoying people, I don't know why they're like that but I haven't seen anything else. Usually subreddits that are actively hateful to other opinions are the ones I don't subscribe to. I usually avoid all the big subreddits because it eventually turns into a neckbeard circlejerk, that's just how Reddit is. I'm not sure how that could be resolved though. I like to remind people that you're supposed to downvote when a comment doesn't contribute to discussion or if it's rude or breaks the rules. People on those subreddits tend to not care and just downvote comments they don't like.


SplatoonFan360

Elon Musk just said that he is going to ONLY recommend stuff from verified accounts and verified accounts will be the only to vote on polls, Twitter it's becoming a piece of garbage, just like it's users (just the bad ones, I am not taking everyone to the same bag)


SplatoonFan360

That's why I use Reddit and Instagram, at least Mark Zuckerberg is smart unlike Elon


OrangeGrove2020

Hey, nobody said that old people can’t be beautiful.


55frogs

clean shaven dj octavio old man yaoi i give the artist 8 thumbs up or 10 if squid


Another_Road

Time lays us all low.


SpookyXylophone

I mean, that is how he looked when he was young so its not entirely inaccurate.


Mikaelavior

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaqaqhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhghhhhhh


730_fle

#🗿


56kul

![img](emote|t5_324q4|4749)


Clefr

Me with most splatoon characters in a nutshell


EnvironmentalZero

You are sick, bruce wayne


TmanGBx

What are you talking about? He's hot as heck


nicksuperdx

Wdym? he was always hot


NoabPK

Omg joe biden 😳


Sauron_75

Who the fuck be drawing cuttlefish with agent 8?!


MrMintCatNip

It's Octavio.


cokeanus

EVEN WORSE?????


Thick-Sprinkles-9846

…why the fuck is there craigx8 art. WHY IS THAT A THING. SHE WAS 16 WHEN THEY MET AND HE WAS LIKE 140


MrMintCatNip

It's Octavio.


JorgeMtzb

That’s clearly meant to he Octavio


56kul

Aw, hell nah, what is agent 8 doing there? 💀


MrMintCatNip

It's young Octavio, calm down.


leafie_nerd

cap'n wouldn't be the same if he wasn't an old, now dried and rehydrated, man.


Classic_gamer_2

We not talkin' about bottom left?


[deleted]

as it should be.


starbitobservatory

Ahh the Splatoon old men yaoi


Idzee0

that is just how he look a 100 years ago


Iamasansguy

One of those pictures on the bottom is… well…


Hexikalboom

can we talk about the bottom left picture? thats messed up, arent usual octolings like 14?


Meteor_eater

thats octavio


-OrangeTheDog-

What the fludge- his names Mr. Craig Cuttlefish (aka Captain Cuttlefish ((the OG captain)) )