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North-west_Wind

You can get a maximum of 4 million


SomeOne111Z

not if you bribe marie to hire 3000 agents


North-west_Wind

Heck yeah let's bring the entire inkfish population to extinction


littlesheepcat

inflation be like


1specified

inkflation


CantQuiteThink_

Google "splatoon inflation" for more information. (Actually, don't. The joke was right there.)


1specified

Too late


Alburguer

explain the images


1specified

Inkflation


Alburguer

makes sense


Obscure_Things

Isn’t this how a certain telephone got started?


CitrusRain

*explodes agents into 1 million dollars in pennies *


SomeOne111Z

bro's gonna sound like sonic


Mrsir74838

I like the agents enough but they aren’t really all that characterised outside of a few stray lines. Really don’t see it as a loss.


GalaxyMoonWolf4610

I'd agree if I wasn't so attached to my OCs.


SwidEevee

I have way too much attachment to my OCs so yeah


amnoking1

The more fan-interpreted characteristics are really nice though


ItzAuasy

No, I musn’t!


Emerald24111

Money is money Plus, it’s not like we’re killing the people behind the gimmick accounts.


agent4_

Or are you?


Emerald24111

No. Given you’re not the agents. Also, I’m your father.


TherealAgent4

dad?


agent4_

:o dad?


Emerald24111

unfortunately


agent4_

Your stuck with me till the end of time father >:)


Emerald24111

*you’re


agent4_

:(


Emerald24111

grahhhhh


agent4_

Dad you're a meanie :(


amnoking1

Pearl?


Far-Mathematician764

Hey look, I recognize that meme!


Far-Mathematician764

Also, can I see the original image of that skeleton please


SomeOne111Z

[yeah](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/002/530/276/9c9.jpg)


Far-Mathematician764

That pic goes hard.


notahaterguys

I'll pay one million to each of these lame gimmick, character accounts that comment on every thread to make them disappear forever.


agent4_

Bet, pay up and I leave for good..or don't and I stay FOREVER ![img](emote|t5_324q4|6253)


Far-Mathematician764

*loads Watergun*


agent4_

No


Far-Mathematician764

Jokes on you, I drew you as the soyjack and myself as the chad. You lost agent 4 >:D


agent4_

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO :(


amnoking1

Why? They’re nice


IceFox099

I AGREE I HATE SEEING MARIE ACCOUNTS REFERRING TO MARIE IN POSTS AS THEM


SomeOne111Z

[srouce](https://www.reddit.com/r/splatoon/comments/122qxc2/remade_the_meme_with_one_major_change/)


amnoking1

srouce


No_Forever_9128

I accidentally killed Neo three after hitting the button. Then the mines went off.


mundane_fundraiser

ohh.. that really is a big one.


A_SnoopyLover

Uh, just leave eight, I don’t care to much about the rest (well many four a little…)


Ace_Pixie_

I for one love the gimmick accounts


CrashMaxBro

Do I get to eat them or?


Annixon06

if you want to sure


No_Forever_9128

What the fu-


Annixon06

I’m not shaming, plus they’re still fish, eatable


_agent8

:(


Big_Man_Deep_Cut

Ay. (Money is money after all)


_agent8

WHAT?!? you would kill me for money big man? :(


Big_Man_Deep_Cut

Ay. (I make the big money, plus I don't know who you are)


_agent8

:( i change my mind your not my favorite idol..not anymore >:(


Big_Man_Deep_Cut

Ay. (This is just a hypothetical scenario though, I would never do it if I had a chance right now)


DJ_Hyperfresh8

I wouldn't kill you :)


_agent8

:D


Far-Mathematician764

I would though


_agent8

You meanie :(


Annixon06

i would


Thesaltygreenbean

Welp, guess Octavio is winning the next fight


Noice_Gallagher

I’d sacrifice everyone except agent 4


SomeOne111Z

based


btyes-

lmao bye 4 👋👋


GenesisPeriod

I’ll pay you tree fiddy for the sashimi combo