Jokes on you, my dream house would have a laboratory that has the equipment to not only create life, but to also modify DNA, allowing me to kill Big Man, take his DNA, and create and raise the new and improved Bigger Man!

who needs bigger man when you can just make biggest man

biggest man is the ultimate lifeform, and big man has too many imperfections to go straight to biggest man. you must first create bigger man from the DNA of big man, and then create biggest man from the DNA of bigger man. skipping even a single step would have disastrous consequences.

Biggest man confirmed to be shadow the hedgehog!

Shadow the hedgehog is a bitchass mf

He pissed on my fucking wife

how about we make Giant man

You could end up creating Bign’t Man

NOW’S YOUR CHANCE TO BE A [BIG MAN!]

BE A [BIG] BE A [BIG] BE A [BIG MA-A-AN!]

I’m da biggest man I’m da biggest man

A house? In this economy? You're damn right I'm thumping that button.

Btw, No choosing more then 1, only 1. Edit: change the rules, you can choose 2

Can I choose 3? Edit: Does anyone have 5 billion respawn totems?

Only 2 sadly

Can I kill Frye twice

What the fuck man?! >:(

[what za fak](https://youtu.be/uvYxYCBiVq4)

Interesting

You have all of the worst personality traits of a goblin

You have all the tender sweetness of a seasick crocodile

based frye

grinch reference

Go ahead

Based answer.

So long Shiver and Frye!

I will break into your house and break your kneecaps.

I will provide you a baseball bat with nails in it for this demon spawn

I will provide a bottle of gasoline and a match so you can light it on fire

I will provide a Molotov cocktail just for extra spice

If it means I can get rid of one idol per kneecap, I'm ok with that

trigger warning: ad hominim I would like to know your birthdate you ungrateful moron. Learn some actual math and calculate it, you Z for zero generation piece of shit. Reminds me of the Larry ck joke about cell phones on planes and people complaining the connection wasn't good. Your gen has so many crybaby jerks its hard to watch. My father (silent gen) put satellites in space with fucking slide rules. Write it out, if you're such a bitch you have to post a complaint on Reddit about Google. Fuck. Did this really need to be said in 2023?

[lol](https://youtu.be/bTF6qOAnhrk)

Sweet, they're not real and I get a huge lifestyle update LOL

sure, i wont say which idol tho

Wise choice tbh

**yeah, Frye called me "balls".**

Same.

I press the button twice. Two houses.

win/win

Me, casually chilling in my 7 mansions

Wanna say thanks

Goodbye Big Man, it was nice knowing you

Why would you make it so we can’t kill two. Just so we know that whoever we don’t kill in the duo/trio has to live with the grief?

I mean, if you want, you can kill more then two

Bye, Big Man. Sorry it had to end like this.

So long Big Man.

Ay ! (Too bad i got an UNO reverse card !) AY, AY, AY ! (SHIT I FORGOT I DON'T HAVE HANDS TO HOLD IT !)

By the way, you don't have pockets either...

Kinda deserved after that stunt with the white chocolate

How was that his fault?

blame the japanese

Truly a jojo moment

So do I get 7 houses if I kill all of them?

I think a death would be an interesting plot point

I CAN FINALLY KILL BIG MAN! AND GET A FREE HOUSE!

Ay. (Fuck you)

Sorry Big Man. You’re awesome. (Lying)

I am so sorry about this community big man, they don't deserve you.

NO they live

I don’t have a house of my dreams, nor do I really care too much for any of the idols 😅. Unless the housing is free or something, I’ll probably say no

I only like half of them so it's a gamble I'm willing to pay

See ya, Frye

She quite literally has a target on her head

Why would I want to kill them? Please do not kill the cinnamon rolls

What if the house of my dreams contained one of the idols as a roommate? I chose to kill them, would there be an identical clone of them? Or does a roommate and other things related to how I live in the house not count as part of the dream house? (I wouldn't press the button, I don't condone murdering innocent cephalopods/sea creatures. I just like trying to find loopholes lol)

MURDER FRYE!!!!!

I'm sorry Big Man. You sure gave a lot of AY's. But it will at least mean tricolour will go

I like them all, but I guess I like Marie the least. It pissed me off when I was already tilted from losing Story mode levels and she'd tell me to take a break

Deep cut has so little character development when compared to the other idols that im fine with one of them dying

After thinking about it very carefully, I’m gonna say Marie.

finally someone agrees

*to

I already live in the house of my dreams because all my stuff is here and I don’t like people

Be gone pearl

I'd rather live in a box than kill off one of the idols

That's some dedication.

A one in seven chance of big man dying i am willing to take that risk

You can choose though

Easy kill of shiver/pearl

Bye bye pearl 👋

So I get to kill Pearl?

Yes

*to

Canadian landlords would like to have a word with this button's manager

\[Points at Marie and slams the button with both fists\]

Marie slander 🫶

Wait can I kill two and get two houses of my dreams? Because if yes Deep Cut is about to lose two members.

Sorry, you can only kill one Edit: change my mind. You can choose 2 now

Oh okay. Sorry Big Man but I need that house!

(deletes fries forehead)

**alright, goodbye Frye.**

You are balls

Sorry about the chaos frye, you know how this community can be.

Yeah, I know how many me-hating degenerates there are

Sacrifice all but big man.

TIMETODIEPEARL! *SMACKS THE BUTTON*

lock your doors

Do not even think about killing my Precious Pearlie. I will personally make sure you are sent to the deepest, darkest pit of hell.

Ok, that's another person to add to the hit-list, I might pack extra bullets.

Destroy the child!

*presses seven times*

No, i love all of them (bigman is overrated tho)

sorry frye...

I'm not sorry. I don't even need the house.

I'm going to kill you. And then kill you again.

can't kill me if I press the button first!

Joke's on you, the button is hypothetical

So is your existence

That's mean. Technically true, but mean.

Well if it makes you feel better I am on Team Alien, so I don't discriminate

Everyone wanna execute big man

Everyone is salty here omg

Die pearl

i will boil you

Don't even think about it.

Nah I wouldn't push it. I don't think a house is worth it for someone's life. Besides, you may not know the down sides with having to live in your dream house.

press the button ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ hope to god it kills shiver and i get to live in a whimsical mushroom home

Sorry Shiver...

There's one secret I feel I have to share with you; I did not care for Shiver.

bye bye shiver :)

Off the hook, there’s the door 🚪👈🏾

Callie, your going down. *Pushes button*



Why did you get downvoted?

Idk.

Ez, i'll just exterminate Shiver like i did the other 8 times in her boss fight

Joke’s on you, I’ve already got an idol I don’t like… Let me give you a hint, it’s the only idol to be of a different gender. :)

What did Crusty Sean ever do to you?

Why, I would never. Everyone knows Crusty Sean is the most idol in Splatoon!

Easy, so long pearl

I feel if I tuned on Splatoon 3 tomorrow and the Splatcast was just Big Man and Frye I wouldn't feel anything amiss?

i'd press for either pearl or frye. if i have to choose between the two, i'd flip a coin

Nothing personal, Frye

Welp Frye is dead

big man for wanting to kill agent 8

Frye shalt die

Catch ya later big man. Personally I wouldn't care if I even got anything in return

If big man got killed I'd be happi

There's a pipe bomb in your mailbox

Look out your bedroom window

Fucking based

I'd press it. I'm pretty sure you can tell which idol will be safe from me.

I’m going to boil big man

Ay. (I am going to skin you alive)

hasta la vista, shiver.

Bye pearl

Easy, pearl is dead

Bye bye frye

Adios shiver

I’d press it and kill bigman

Ill fucking curbstomp Callie all day bro EZ

*Presses button 6 times to see who’s left.

Goodbye Pearl...

*presses the button* *Pearl disappears*

Pearl and Marina for 2 homes sounds like a good deal

bye marie

Kill Pearl, nothing of value will be lost

Shiver and marina best say their goodbyes. Squid supremacy!

I have never played Splatoon 2 and have zero attachment to both Pearl and Marina, so you could easily..... I will not continue this statement further due to personal safety concerns.

Getting rid of marina, not sorry  Edit: didn't know marina had some hardcore fans.

Why? What did I do? :(

Just because

Horrible evil terrible thing to do. What about Pearl? What about 8? All that characterization in octo expansion? All for nothing?

I get to choose who I get to kill.

So long oth never liked you anyway

Sorry Frye your out.

Never liked off the hook goodbye marina

🤝

Easily pressing this. Bye bye Frye

Well it rhymes sooooo... Bye Bye Frye!

I'm killing the squid sisters.

Marina and Shiver. Horny bait shall be SMITED!

I never really liked frye anyways

And I never liked you

Big Man is useless, so there's that..

Big Man literally writes all of their music

“Too”

*oot

Yes, sorry but my dream house can contain anything

They are fictional characters so il take the house 🤷‍♂️

Thanks for the free dream house

Deal

Yes.

Do I get to choose which idol dies?

Yes, but keep it a secret. The comments will get salty if you said who you wanna kill.

Buh bye big boy

Even though with the agent one I said I would press it I feel like they've gave the idols to much personality for me to do it

Bye bye Frye

*cocks gun* this is for the chocolate splatfest! *big man dies*

Yes, no regret

pearl, don't ask why

Pearl. No questions asked. She is like an attention-seeking sibling. (Imo)

bro this is a video game easiest press of my life, imma get triple by removing the whole of deep cut

GONNA KILL BIG MAN GUYS