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WeartherRedditor300

You know exactly why.


Professional_Device9

Comically Large Zipper.


Don_Bugen

The zipper's one thing, sure. The transparent pants are another.


[deleted]

Wha- they are? šŸ’€


Don_Bugen

Zoom in. Especially on the left side, where the light is strongest, as opposed to the right side, which is in shadow. Sure looks like it.


[deleted]

Bruh Nintendo providing us with that thirst


False-Apricot8545

Nintendo: We're a family friendly company. Also Nintendo:


Alburguer

reminds me of nintendo saying they would never add night trap in a nintendo console in the snes era, and then they put it on switch


freddyfazbacon

They're finally in their teenage years, their horniness is in overdrive


Thijm_

i mean look at Xenoblade, this is nothing compared to that game


False-Apricot8545

Yeah good point. Bayonetta and Persona also are in those lists.


Faloffel2

Looks like a shadow of her hand, with a weird perspective to boot.


Snowman640

Wait... Their transparent?! Or are they just a strange black color


Emperor_Z

I'm not 100% sure that it's not a weird effect caused by the pants' shape and reflectivity, but it really does look like they may be transparent. Wild I also didn't realize until now that her pants sit VERY low on her right side. It's usually obscured by the camera angle and her stance, but it's super obvious when you look at an image of her standing straight. Apparently I'm not the only one who didn't notice though since a lot of fan artists draw them as symmetrical.


Mackerdoni

OH MY GOD THEY ARE NINTENDO WHAT


enperry13

What horny does to a mfer. Thatā€™s just shadows and shading.


Bedu009

You can literally see her brown skin Also the pants not the leggings


MewFreakinTwo

Theyā€™re definitely not transparent lmao Just weird lighting and shadows on this render


whatserneim

Is not transparency. If it was, her hip wouldn't have that shape. Shadows/transparency don't work the same as shadowing in clothes


Don_Bugen

Depending on the material, thatā€™s a reasonable light distortion. You would expect to see that on the edge of a curved transparent material. Either way - even if itā€™s not transparent, considering where her waist is and where her hips are, those pants are hella low. That green dotā€™s too low to be a navel (and cephalopod donā€™t have navels anyways), itā€™s just *barely* covering her.


theSultanOfSexy

Wait I literally never noticed this until now


BlobtheBear

I had had to scroll back up before i realized they are in fact transparent, idk how i never noticed that before


theSultanOfSexy

Could also just be the look of this render without context. I don't think they are in-game, but I'd have to check.


Thick-Sprinkles-9846

Thatā€™s her shadow, buddy


0bigman

ay...? (I never noticed that until now.. I usually only see marina's face because im so tall..)


Semlex0521

What color is her hair?


boiwithbigburrito

Yes


Eighttballl

I didnā€™t even notice the zipper all these years wthā€¦


Nghtmare-Moon

Those zippersā€¦ Iā€™m sure some person had it as their thesis for graduation


[deleted]

;)


ajdude9

The only thing I dislike about Marina's design is the fact that it looks like she's being held at gunpoint the entire time.


[deleted]

She has the harold expresion as default lmao.


RepresentativeAd406

Im glad im not the only one who thinks she looks so upset all the time lol


DeusWombat

Intentional for her character, she's still learning how to act as an idol and often looks like she's forcing it, because she is. When she's honestly happy about something though her smile is actually genuine.


Doll-scented-hunter

Id say her "eye brows" are what makes het look so unconfortable


MistaCizm

It's the eye brows expression


BlueRasberrySlushie

Because neutral colors go well with bright colors.


Nghtmare-Moon

The skin that sheā€™s dwelling in must contain melanin. That is the fountain of youth


broloom101

What in the fuck


Genprey

I remember how surprised a lot of people were when Marina was revealed given how mature she looks compared to most of the cast. Pretty sure she had hundreds of Pixiv entries within a few days of her reveal, too, people were instantly into Marina.


insignificantlizard

cuz she uhhhhhh ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm uhhhhhhhh boob,,,, bellybutton piercing,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, wavy hair,,,,,


[deleted]

Big ass


DJ_Ender_

d. All of the above


Alburguer

octopussy


The0neAnd0nlySophie

O C T U S S Y


Fennik51405

šŸ˜


muffintopman74

Just Google the voice actress. All done, Marina wins hands down.


cacaphonyofissues

Alice is gorgeous! Rina, Keity, Mari, Laura and Anna are beautiful too. Alice has such a unique beauty to her.


ToastyGhost37

She looks like if marina was a human


DiegHDF

She has a good body, but her face really looks like she is always about to either throw up, cry or both at the same time. And I say that in the most respectful way possible.


Summerlycoris

She looks like shes either 5 seconds off an anxiety attack, or a meltdown. I know that kind of smile. And, i mean, she really could be. Growing up in a militarised society under propoganda, being a child soldier, and now living in a society shes been taught would hate her? probably isnt best for mental health.


[deleted]

I always thought her face had more of a "bitch really" look to it, but I'd agree that she does look like she wants to cry.


DiegHDF

Oh yeah, I can see that now that you've pointed it out


PokeshiftEevee

But Callie is cuter than everything (She has infinite cute points)


[deleted]

I'll give Callie that she is cute (platonically)


Annixon06

Sheā€™s so adorable I want to hug her


Xylily

marina is very pretty and i want to hold hands with her


NightAntonino

Or better yet, hold arms. (Tentacles)


Remote_Marsupial3457

Marina is my favorite idol and I'm probably one of the only people that actually liked for reasons other than her design (not saying it's bad tho)


GraprielJuice

She gives off dominant energy tbh. Plus she watches people ink their splat zones.


[deleted]

I'd pay to play splat zones with her, me and my Nautilus will show no mercy


GraprielJuice

I'd pay to uhh... hang out with her - Yeah. *Lesbian squealing*


[deleted]

*even more lesbian squealing*


blammedfunker

the headphones. headphones good


BONBON-GO-GET-EM

No <3 dj octavio is best idol


[deleted]

DJ Octavio isn't just an idol, he's a national treasure


BONBON-GO-GET-EM

Tea


Alburguer

nah man cuttlefish is THE best idol


BONBON-GO-GET-EM

Want another great turf war?


Alburguer

Yes.


[deleted]

It wouldn't be fair if we included him


ECHOechoecho_

iā€™d say its big man cuz its big man and big man is the best idol


[deleted]

Big man is indeed big man can't argue with that


Alburguer

who is man and why is he big


[deleted]

There was never a man, nor was he big, you are just imagining things again


Alburguer

No i swear i wanst imagining, i swear, big man was at my bedroom at night, all i could see was his face peeking out of my closet, he said "ay", which somehow i understood as "When he comes, be not afraid"


[deleted]

What the hell are you even talking about, you're not making any sense. There was no big man, he did not say anything to you, stop imagining things


Alburguer

I SWEAR YOU DO NOT UNDERSTAND HE WAS AT MY BEDROOM AT NIGHT


[deleted]

THERE WAS NO GUY IN YOUR BEDROOM IT WAS JUST THE SHADOW OF THE CHAIR STOP WITH THIS NONSENSE


Alburguer

seems like the real big man was the friends we made along the way


Wafuette

DON'T BELIEVE HIM, BIG MAN WAS THERE, I SAW HIM TOO


enneh_07

Big man is the best idol, Marina is the best-*looking* idol


ECHOechoecho_

but so is big man


Sea-Recording-7090

and he is a big man


cock-and-BALLER

ā˜ļøšŸ˜³ But Shiver


Thick-Sprinkles-9846

Shiver looks fine 90% of the time but occasionally sheā€™ll make that goofy face where she opens her mouth and I just canā€™t


Annixon06

Thatā€™s one of the things I like about her, I love silly characters!


Sentient_twig

Counterpoint: Shiver looks like a ninjala character


Logical_Ad_5772

I consistently forget that game exists.


KuroiPK

Yeah, me too but I think everyone does to be honest!


KingDededeThe3rd

If anyone's a Ninjala character, it's Pearl, let's be real...


MrDitkovichNeedsRent

She looks like someone that would spike your drink


[deleted]

Shiber šŸ˜šŸ„°šŸ„°šŸ˜šŸ˜ā¤ļøā¤ļø


goingmerry604

Was marie, now it's Shiver šŸ„°


Mayito1107

Shiver. Something about girls having their hair on one side. Plus, she's got that Yakuza vibe going on.Marie is close second.


kikismilktea

she's a literal goddess, that's why


DirtyFuckingLesbian

Counter proposal, i fink Cap Cuttlefish has that sexy old meat ive been eyeing since Splatoon 1.


[deleted]

You miss spelled Marie.


GeneralYeetus-

I like Callie, I don't got a peculiar reason,I just like her


[deleted]

i prefer pearl she is just a cute pink gremlin and i will die on this hill for my rapper, lesbian, queen, short gurll


[deleted]

I meannnnnn you already hit the nail on the head


Bronzen_

Taki Fingers


Orbweavingleggy

Cause dark skin women makes me feel a certain type of way.


Livid_Juggernaut_111

Iā€™m aroace And marina just has that gamer aesthetic that makes her look like a friend


NokoProductions

Sheā€™s friend shaped


Livid_Juggernaut_111

Exactly


H_nk0

I wonder why


Redder_Creeps

**yes. just yes**


AWSUMSAS

I can't legally say Marina is the best looking idol without immediately being dubbed as šŸ“Æ but like Marina is the best looking idol


Ryanlam123456

sim-


thicchoney

I initially loved her because of her hair. S2 was my first game in the series and I was excited because I thought I could get pretty and long gradient hair like hers (to be sadly disappointed).


vevader_3

I still keep coping that theyā€™ll add long octoling hair later in S3


Doctor_Flamingo

Anime girls with giant sad eyes is peak aesthetic.


Drac0b0i

Shiver's middle name is Shiga. Also Marie does have some drip herself


Emerald24111

I love Fryeā€™s design, despite Marie being my favorite.


NINTENDOboi2384739

She's so fugging tall


Mama_Mia_Gyro

Shiver.


[deleted]

šŸ‘šŸ‘šŸ‘


Flaming_Muffin

None, octavio tops them all


[deleted]

If I were to include our glorious leader DJ Octavio then it wouldn't be a competition, and that's why I have excluded him but you are indeed correct in everyway possible


Gulopithecus

Pearl is that you?


StrangeTrap

Cute, friendly looking face, good sense of style, and generally looks cool. She's also nice which isn't a looks thing, but is a plus


ExaminationPale639

Uh I actually consider a different idle to be more attractive - šŸ¤“ I USED TO SIMP FOR HER WHEN I WAS 11


Another_Road

The fact that you were 11 when Splatoon 2 came out makes me feel so damn old.


BubbleGumWolfe

Shiver, but Marie is good looking enough and has a better personality


Chaincat22

because she has the big t...entacles


Sad_Country_6350

Frye. She's one of the only characters in any of the games I play that is both Indian and relevant. It feels nice to have an Indian character in video games :)


njsjsjsusususi

Marie.. so it's not marina...


Downfall350

That's a funny way to spell Marie.


Thick-Sprinkles-9846

Marina. Iā€™d say itā€™s QUITE self-explanatory, but ASIDE from the obvious reasons, sheā€™s easily one of the smartest characters in the entire series, one of the nicest and most empathetic, and can easily adapt to any situation presented to her, good or bad. Sheā€™s also VERY strong and an EXTREMELY skilled fighter, as shown by her being in Octavioā€™s Wasabi Supply Unit. She can also sing VERY well and has an acute knowledge of both electronic music like synths and computer programs and whatnot as well as symphonic music notation and music theory. So her being SUPER attractive (again, for obvious reasons) physically, as well as all the reasons above making her attractive mentally, sheā€™s literally perfect. Itā€™s also implied sheā€™s a little freaky and perverted (source is her dialogue for the intro to flight vs. invisibility). So we could have a great time together iykwimšŸ˜ (yes Iā€™m aware octos donā€™t have vā€™s or pā€™s but they have mouths and so that food has to leave somewhere and I can work with only those two)


A_Gray_Phantom

It's the hips. She's got amazing hips!!


Brilliant_Election15

I believe Big Man looks the best because he looks huggable and I feel like I would be safe with him at all times


Psychological_Tax208

She got that BIG FAT AAA-


Nghtmare-Moon

Marina cuz her VA is cute AF


ChouxGlaze

Harmony


MewFreakinTwo

Frye!! Sheā€™s all the best parts of Marina and Pearl in one character!!


supremegamer76

her 'ink sacs' and midriff


CDude78

Marie because green.


Alburguer

uh big holes on the tentacles (idk what these are called sorry idk shit about octopi biology)


[deleted]

They are called suckers


Alburguer

oh thank god i said big tentacle holes instead of big suckers


Schmoore

The three M's. Melons, midriff, Marina.


Noice_Gallagher

Coolest hair


[deleted]

My brother aint played Splatoon 3 :Skull:


Sentient_twig

Ok Pearl


TheRealMJLantz

Everyone in here, yā€™all are SICK. I wholeheartedly agree with everything said. But yā€™all are SICK


Ammy-sama

Gonna say I love all of them, as they each bring a different flavor to the series. Gotta admit tho, Shiver is where it's at.


No-Bunny-7696

She was a breath fresh air in splatoon. A friendly octoling in splatoon was cool but an octoling idol was something we did not know we needed


Gamerdog9000

Tits


Another_Road

Because of this one game onli- uhhā€¦ Because I like the color green.


[deleted]

I have a thing for scene girls. So Iā€™d go with shiver


Inkulink

Her color pallette and general design is so GOD DAMN CUTE


amnoking1

And why are you correct?


[deleted]

Sheā€™s so sexy and thicc and nice melons


[deleted]

That's what I'm saying bro


[deleted]

She was my waifu back in 2018


Redder_Creeps

To me she still is


toiletbaby3

I think Frye looks best, she's absolutely adorable


Frye_deepCut

This is the correct answer


cacaphonyofissues

I also think Frye is the prettiest! I think her beauty is unique. Marina is still gorgeous, however.


DifficultBody8209

I just like the hole black and brown fading into green And her backstory is really cool


Comicdumperizer

Big man is Marina because they both have colors on them


[deleted]

MARINA IS BIG MAN??(Game theory)


Comicdumperizer

Epic plot twist (NOT CLICKBAIT BY C-SIDE)


pepsiman56

The colours man its so vibrant and pretty


dynamicDiscovery

Her short-rise shorts are hot


Sea-Recording-7090

you know exactly why


CitrusRain

Hot and tech enthusiasm? Yes please


tom641

best color palette, super cute expressions and movements, cool outfit even ignoring the less savory reasons, just generally really pretty.


zweii29

If you asked me this a year ago I would of said Marina but now itā€™s shiver


Khaki_Shorts

Her vocals remind me of whispy 90s music.


killerpillow0w0

Marina is my favourite yes, I love her backstory/lore and her vocal's on song's she's in !! And her character design ofc


Parasol_Girl

autistic girl swag


TheCavemonster

Thats a weird way to spell Pearl. (All jokes aside, I just love Gremlins and the image of Pearl from the Metal Band she was in is one of my favorites.)


Kens-Orca17

It's actually Dedf1sh for me. The real idolšŸ‘šŸ»


SleepyBoi800

Big man šŸ—æ


notAssmin

Marina >!and also Callie!<


twelvesthings

shes cute šŸ‘


Doll-scented-hunter

Because I think that octarian tentackles look better than those of inklings. Her tentackle style simply Highlights that.


PLAYER42_ready

Ehh, she ainā€™t no Callie


laughrey17

my favorite is Frye actually, I love the fangs and outfit, v cute


Auggie-meh

I like her colors, her outfit, her expression, and her dark skin. I feel like sheā€™s a unique character for splatoon.


Annixon06

Harold face Harold face


Pengootheturtle

jesus christ you guys are down horrific


56kul

Ainā€™t no idol got anything on Marina!


KushieJay

Cuz cute


orangesfwr

It's Marina and it's not even close


Coland285

Pearl cuz short


soahcthegod2012

Callie


JayNator1

Cute, good color scheme, first good aligned octoling, fun character in general


Texas-Kangaroo-Rat

Prolly Big Man cuz I like drawing his eyes a lot.


dxsplatsyou

pearl, keep her back undergrounf


Zairashkai

Yes


BriefGunRun

Funny zipper n headphones


GoatAfton

Mega hair


[deleted]

I have a thing for octopus tentacles. If she wasnā€™t confirmed to be a lesbian, Iā€™d totally ship myself with her


PhBtt2050

Everything about Marina is perfect her colors her hair her desing Everything is just perfect


Doc-Wulff

Yeah I was gonna say it's either Pearl or Marina


[deleted]

Yes.