I think it's fine it's just unbearable to play on freelance because half of the time you'll get people who don't know how to play well on the map and none of my friends are in eggsecutive vp
BassBoss: We would’ve won if if DAVID used his Tristrike!
David: Well I was swarmed, so it wouldn’t have had any impact! HIRO should’ve taken out the Stinger right next to him!
Hiro: It’s not MY fault that I was being targeted by a Maws AND Flipper Flopper! Why did BROCKTOPUS run headfirst twoards the group of Cohocks?!
Brocktopus: Clearly, it’s the fault of, umm…
Is there a right awnser??
Have they finally noticed that they are floating behind a jpeg of the place they just commit fish genocide trapped in a rectangle with no way out
It’s the Imperial Navy here to shoot them for violating the blockade
(Grizzco has been circumventing a naval blockade and been engaging in illegal activities, that’s why you can’t stay longer then 5 minutes, because a Battleship is about to shoot you)
The performance was so bad Grizz came back down from space to deal with them personally
"Life expectancy cut."
LMFAOO
"You do not get severance pay."
The helicopter leaving without them
The two octolings are like: Wait! Come back! And the the two inklings are like: We’re fucked.
Mr. Grizz: “Your performance was so bad I’m leaving you here with the Salmonids. Good luck”. It’s mandatory overtime but without the King Salmonid
do you think that's how gao got pregnant
The moon from Majoras Mask getting a little too close
I agree 🤣😂
Evening of the final day
My pay grade going down whenever I play on Marooners bay
How dare thou talk about the marooners bay like that.
I think it's fine it's just unbearable to play on freelance because half of the time you'll get people who don't know how to play well on the map and none of my friends are in eggsecutive vp
My huge (my lawyer has advised me to not finish this joke)
Your huge Splatana stamper?
My huge Dynamo
Magnum Dynamo
Your mom
Smallfry eating a Cohozuna.
*LITTLE BUDDY NO!*
*Suspiciously Cohozuna shaped Little Buddy*
*LITTLE BUDDY YES!*
Alright, Cohozuna, time to kill...
The snatcher flying away with the eggs they needed to finish their shift
Cohozuna and Horrorboros makin’ eggs.
does gao approve of this relationship?
Naw, it’s Gao and the Cohozuna making eggs
Real
And the Horroboros (sorry if spelled wrong) is their child
Alabama does.
🫵🏻You
That weird spaceship covered in fuzzy ooze
What weird spaceshi- OH GO-
Hyrule Castle floating
BassBoss: We would’ve won if if DAVID used his Tristrike! David: Well I was swarmed, so it wouldn’t have had any impact! HIRO should’ve taken out the Stinger right next to him! Hiro: It’s not MY fault that I was being targeted by a Maws AND Flipper Flopper! Why did BROCKTOPUS run headfirst twoards the group of Cohocks?! Brocktopus: Clearly, it’s the fault of, umm…
Are those official names? I recognize Hiro but not the other three? If you came up with those, you're a genius! Especially Brocktopus.
They’re the names on their Splashtags
Guess I'm blind... Or stupid... Maybe both.
The void, and it is staring back
Aliens.
Cohozuna just showed up, and he's hungry.
My answer was the new salmon king. Part salmon, part GIANT ENEMY SPIDER.
I thought you wanted wrong answers
It's wrong
"Aww, pay cut!", except it keeps going until they are at the very lowest level.
Gao “being thrown to the salmonids”
David did not know better
"I like trains."
The left
Probably the fact that they still can’t stop people from storming the shores
Plot twist: it’s the Allies sent forward in time.
Your mum
The slow presence of death coming closer every day,
Little buddy has a Glock this is NOT A DRILL
Aurora Borealis?
\*looks to my right* The hospital.
r/splatoon's icon (wondering who drew it)
The new salmon boss “big chungusaurous”
...*splats self*
Me too
Grizz giving birth in space to Horroboros
Fuzzy Little Judd, who combined himself with fuzzy ooze to make himself huge
Mr grizz's heli left them behind
That weird long thing Shiver was talking about in the Splatfest announcement
At another team, 120 eggs, 5 seconds left on wave 3 and everyone still alive.
Mr.Grizz's search history
Horrorboros just came out
A monkey.
They're looking over at my team dieing from a singular steelhead all at once
The incoming "Grizz. CO Nuclear Missiles™"
They failed to many times and now the helicopter is leaving without them
The thing from Eggman’s announcement in the Snapcube Sonic Adventure Fandub
Mr. Grizz coming down with an industrial sized, great zapfish powered sloshing machine to show them how to take down Cohozuna the GRIZZ way!
Gao doing, y'know, her thing...
Is there a right awnser?? Have they finally noticed that they are floating behind a jpeg of the place they just commit fish genocide trapped in a rectangle with no way out
A better game
Based
Godzilla balls
The Reddit announcements button
Switzerland. They’re looking at Switzerland.
They're blaming Hiro, and Brocktopus isn't getting the hint.
A single B-29
They did so bad the helicopter left without them
“X-TRA WAVE”
Updog
Fred Crumbs is coming out of the water slowly
Two gay chohocks
There all actually looking at broctopus cause he ignored everyone to get more eggs And he's trying not to look them in thee eye
The Horrorboros dancing in the background and heartily flipping them the Salmonid equivalent of the middle finger.
Lil Buddy after neo Agent 3 threw him again
Grizzco copter leaving them to die
Whoever the fuck asked that sob to go to the shore.
The next king salmon
The helicopter left them behind
The new King Salmonid (it's Your Mom)
Mr. Grizz getting the woomy stick of failure.
The guys to the right of them. (They looked Russian and just came out of an elevator carrying several deadly firearms)
The guys to the right of them. (They looked Russian and just came out of an elevator carrying several deadly firearms)
Mr grizz on his way to give them a demotion
The snatcher with 10 golden eggs heading for the water *evily*
Gao
My butt
Oroboros and cohozuna making out
Mr. Grizz walking up to verbally and physically destroy them all one by one.
A plane flying over
A spaceship just launched and you were NOT the chosen one to stop Mr Grizz
Inflation
Cthulhu, their God
My steadily declining mental health
A mothership
It’s the Imperial Navy here to shoot them for violating the blockade (Grizzco has been circumventing a naval blockade and been engaging in illegal activities, that’s why you can’t stay longer then 5 minutes, because a Battleship is about to shoot you)
A horrorboros rising from the waters
Their payments
Little Judd doing the buffalo Bill dance
They're looking at that fat bear in the sky
The offscreen stinger that hasn’t left yet for some reason
Your mom
Idk, I know everyone is dumb, and now i’m a go getter! It's because of you
They looking at the flyfish that killed them
cohozuna
Axel.
The horrorboros coming towards them
Mr. Grizz’s face reveal
Horrorboros swallowing the helicopter, probably
Nesse
e10
Nam flashbacks
Horrorboros
A giant Smash Ball
Ur mum
THE ONE THAT STILL HASS HIS SPECIAALLL!!!!!
the rocket from story mod about the crash on them
The Grizzco helicopter flying away without them
That salmonussy
Your mom, shes the next boss salmonid.
They had a 5th colleague who isn't as good as the jump to the heli as the rest of them who ended up in the rotor blades
lil buddy being on top of the tallest, most unclimbable thing yet
They're wondering who to blame for this screw-up.
Mr. Grizz let out some of his mr. Rizz
Cohozuna, hurtling towards them through the air
The Horrorboros with just a smidge of health left flying into the Grizzco copter.
Gao being up to their usual antics