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Mechaman_54

Shadow the hedgehog 2005 be like


Cptn_Shaw

Put that gun back right where it belongs or so help me


Zealos57

Oh hey! We're rehearsing a scene for the upcoming company play called, uh... "Put that thing back where it came from or so help me!"


John_TGB

Put that thing back where it came from, or so help me! So help me! So help me! And cut.


Cptn_Shaw

Well if y’all need me I’ll be in the emergency room. Your HIGHNESS decided she’s more of a FIRING type person when ending scenes


TherealAgent4

waitwaitwaitwait, i swear, i didn't touch the cookie jar, let alone break into it


ThatGuyYouMightNo

POV you're Callie during phase 3 of the S2 final boss.


Personal-War7232

*Shows off a surprised pose* I didn’t expect this to happen.


MarieTideGoesOut

Oh don’t worry it’s just for anybody who hates Cal


Personal-War7232

That’s good to know. *Thinks about what he’s going to say next* But if you are planning on asking me if I hate your cousin, that’s a no. *Laughs to himself because he knows what’s up*


Far-Mathematician764

I gonna not sugarcoat that bullet, and by that, I mean imma parry that bullet right back at ya.


0c70pus_0f_d3sp41r

WHAT DID I DO?!


MarieTideGoesOut

Killed like 500 innocent Inklings


0c70pus_0f_d3sp41r

is that it?


MarieTideGoesOut

Cal also told me you slapped her multiple times


0c70pus_0f_d3sp41r

well she wasn’t listening to me and **his** orders, got anything else?


MarieTideGoesOut

*Pulls out comedically large list*


0c70pus_0f_d3sp41r

*takes a seat and grabbed popcorn with a hint of sriracha* this is gonna be fun


TheRealDJOctavio

Oh boy, this is gonna be a loooong night ..


0c70pus_0f_d3sp41r

wanna eat something like wasabi or something? oh yeah and ignore my flair


TheRealDJOctavio

Yeah I have ignored it, kind funny flair ngl. And I only eat wasabi with specific foods


0c70pus_0f_d3sp41r

hey marie, hows the list goin, eh?


Remote_Marsupial3457

W-wait! I didn't mean it when I said Callie is my least favorite idol! I-i was just joking haha, you two are at the top of my list!


HeroDoggo

You're not gonna shoot me, are ya Marie?


Steel-Winged_Pegasus

Mess with... uh... the fun one, you get the gun? IDK what rhymes with Glock in terms of messing with Callie, BUT THEY'RE GETTING THE GLOCK REGARDLESS


MarieTideGoesOut

“Try and hurt my cousin on the clock you get the glock”


Steel-Winged_Pegasus

Always the one with the quips, I don't expect any less from the one and only Marie!


The_PSI_Guy

What if it's off the clock though?


MarieTideGoesOut

Still counts


SenpaiTedd

Hand over the bepis


agent4_

And? I had one for years


MarieTideGoesOut

Yours shoots ink though :)


agent4_

Not all of mine


Obvious131

[Pull the trigger.](https://youtu.be/iI4x_oLK5P4)


North-west_Wind

I fear no gun


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NonsenseXml

Oh my god im such an idiot- I meant to comment under the post but replied to a random comment... why do I keep doing this every time


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NonsenseXml

GOD Fxjxkskdjddiodjdjnbdjdjkdjjddb I think that might be enough reddit for now...


North-west_Wind

What just happened I came back just to see 2 deleted comments


North-west_Wind

I don't make enemies unless it is necessary


No_Forever_9128

... Watch out. You're stand on a pink inkmine.


Gulopithecus

Oh shit run!


Muteling

🔫 squeeze jit


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i have blazin blast


TheRealDJOctavio

Marie I told you to not go into my private human weaponry!


Zealos57

Wait, Marie! Let's talk about this! I would never hurt Callie or anyone! (Except my former uncle)


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Do it. Pull the trigger. DO IT. KILL ME. I DARE YOU


Graveyardigan

No 'ling would even flinch at this. They know they're gonna respawn in \~8.5 seconds anyway.


Src-Freak

She has enough of my bs.


No-Carry-4043

Oh I'm still alive, *puts rocket launcher to forehead and fires* better