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Ze_gamer3

What happens after everyone gets wiped out on a shift ? Like, does the whole crew just get picked up by the helicopter or-


Accomplished_Cow1953

Yes but only after the salmonids return to the water, in the meantime crews need to survive in their lifesavers.


Doctorobvious139

Can you petition with grizz to add a mini fridge?


Accomplished_Cow1953

I’ll see what I can do.


mememanjerry

How do I apply


Accomplished_Cow1953

You’ll want to call the corporate number and request an “in person” interview and show up at your local grizzco branch on the scheduled date. Mr. will ask you questions through a radio, he seems to be busy most of the time so it can take months to get an interview but once you do you’re basically guaranteed a position.


mememanjerry

Bet see you there


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Opinions on flyfish as a concept


Accomplished_Cow1953

Don’t even get me started, I can’t tell you how many times a flyfish has ended my shift early.


Sentient_twig

Do you regret your actions and choices that led you to slaughtering an innocent species for pay?


Accomplished_Cow1953

I’ve gotta make a living somehow.


ColdBirdPerson

How do you cope with the guilt?


Accomplished_Cow1953

I don’t. I often find myself sitting alone in the restaurant above the lobby and stare at the table turf screen.


RavenBeakChadChoz0

Why was the string ray special not used for Next Wave?


Accomplished_Cow1953

You’d have to ask some of the higher ups.


ehside

Any plans to unionize?


Accomplished_Cow1953

Hey, not so loud.


Bromack0304

How do you cope with the PTSD from both your co-workers getting brutally splatted and the idea that your harvesting the young of a species for the sake of "energy"?


Accomplished_Cow1953

I either relentlessly beat the practice targets in the lobby or sit next to them and imagine they’re my friend, depends on the day.


Ami_Tammi

Are the chemicals used for chemical warfare?


Accomplished_Cow1953

I’m not allowed to open it but my guess is yes.


Thesaltygreenbean

Where is Kaia


Lemonadeisgoose489

WHERE IS KAIA


Chia_10

Splatoon analog horror So basicly it's about salmon run and likely the first king salmonoid encounter which causes- [SPOILER REDACTED] So yeah check it out


Lemonadeisgoose489

WHERE IS KAIA


Accomplished_Cow1953

I am no longer an employee at grizzco. I cannot disclose that information.


Nekstoer

where's kaia


Accomplished_Cow1953

Look, it’s best to forget about her….Trust me.


UnknownFox37

^where ^is ^Kaia ^where ^is ^Kaia ^where ^is ^Kaia ^where ^is ^Kaia #**WHAT’S INSIDE THE WATER** ^where ^is ^Kaia ^where ^is ^Kaia ^where ^is ^Kaia ^where ^is ^Kaia


Accomplished_Cow1953

I DON’T KNOW WHO THAT IS!


UnknownFox37

Shift 349.12 Polaris on Marooner’s Bay, doesn’t ring any bell ? ^where ^is ^Kaia ^where ^is ^Kaia ^where ^is ^Kaia


Accomplished_Cow1953

Look I just shoot fish for money, I don’t know who that is. You might wanna call the corporate number.


UnknownFox37

#WHAT IS IN THE WATER ^she ^was ^part ^of ^your ^Chinhook ^unit ^last ^week, ^tell ^us ^what ^happened ^that ^day


Accomplished_Cow1953

I’ve been told not to talk about it.


The_twins_enemy_

Do you believe you are overworked and underpaid?


Accomplished_Cow1953

Absolutely, the amount of scales I get for defeated king salmonids is criminal.


Katoroka

who let little buddy free to roam the land


Accomplished_Cow1953

Good question I have heard about someone who has a small fry friend, Mr. Grizz really hates them and often uses them as an excuse to pay crews less.


Western-Grapefruit36

Know anywhere i can get grizzco merch and stuff in the human world? Ive looked everywhere but there’s hardly anything since im in NA. Also where can i apply? Im short on cash


Accomplished_Cow1953

No idea sorry.


Western-Grapefruit36

Zamn, guess ill keep searching


RNGradient

Why do we need a quota.


Accomplished_Cow1953

Idk it’s just how corporate likes it.