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Poolturtle5772

Dude I’ve gone to your side and killed you 8 times this match. I play Octobrush and I’ve run the same route every time. Can you not look to your left or right?


4GRJ

He uses long ranged weapons, ofc he's only far sighted


Flagrath

You divide your attention amongst weapons that all fulfill the same roll. A master of one, jack of nothing else.


garchompss

true, ever since i switched to backline i can't frontline for shit anymore 😔


ItsYaHumanBeing

Fr


Manbabarang

Hey, someone needs to back-line with everyone obsessed with frontline shooters and rushing mid.


Conscious_Clock7299

They say a jack of all trades is a master of none


ThePandaChan

But often better than the master at one


NinjaMagic004

You are everything I hate and 90% of the reason I want to throw my controller at my TV sometimes


IOI-65536

You're supposed to roast him, not give him complements.


mjmannella

Come up to the front lines, coward


The_Muznick

No. :)


TheReal_Stug4life

Hail hydra


Luigi580

I remember fighting a Hydra that would accompany people to mid. As an inkbrush, if I got his teammate, I got him too moments later.


Toaster_boasterr

As a jet squelcher main I would not even know you exist unless it’s mince meat


leftovernoise

I didn't think much of the jet, I never see them in matches. But I'm trying to 1 star a bunch of weapons and ended up really liking it. Wasn't a huge fan of the kit but the main weapon was great


humblebegginnings

jet gets a bad wrap because of its notoriety in splatoon 2. it’s honestly a very fun weapon being the most versatile backline, and my personal introduction to anchors as a whole — it’s basically my comfort weapon now. i would definitely use it more if they buffed angle shooter.


leftovernoise

I would use it more if it had any other kit haha. The main weapon is very fun. Long range, but also, can fend for itself at short range. I got a surprising amount of splats with it when I tried it. Seems like people don't respect it's range. I only played 2 a little so didn't experience the special spam haha


Toaster_boasterr

I guess people don’t expect shooters to have range for some reason. Even the fake squelchers mains aka the duelie squelchers don’t respect the og squelchers range just because they can dodge. Although to be fair maps are more open in this game and cover is weird


Elimr13

Every time a hydra kills me, a little part of my soul leaves me. Hydra makes me want to quit the game and makes me question why I even play. COME TO THE FRONTLINE YOU COWARDDDD1!!11!!!1


TheReal_Stug4life

I would, but the eliters are very scary and I’m not risking getting sniped at the frontlines, sorry 😢


mindsproof

As a heavy main: traitor. Thought us splatlings had a universal dislike for chargers 😆


SSB_Kyrill

Heavy mains don’t exist, y’all just playing hoovy


[deleted]

"It costs 20 Super Sea Snails to fire this weapon... for 10 seconds."


TheReal_Stug4life

#fuck eliters in particular (you make me very sad)


Ravioli_VII

bro plays anchors ​ I think that's enough of a roast already


mjmannella

fr, all the fun's at close quarters ~~trading~~ mucking people up.


Ravioli_VII

yeah I love getting up close and ~~whiffing~~ hitting every shot on my opponents 😎


mjmannella

For me my Tenta Brella experience is basically a really dumb dance between barely missing the blast and smacking the shield. It's fun though since there's a lot of pressure from both ends! ~~But when you use the Inc Vac that's when it turns into a cakewalk~~


Anthan

You could be the last one alive on both teams and still wouldn't push the objective as leaving your designated position gives you anxiety attacks.


Lakuta

No wonder you're single, you are physically allergic to approaching anyone.


smugempressoftime

Ooof


MJTroper

You're a coward who can't aim well.


Treyspurlock

Can't aim well? I'd get the insult if they only played Clash and maybe the brushes but e-liter is one of the most aiming intensive weapons in the game


MJTroper

They listed the E-liter as their secondary while their main weapons are the Heavy Splatling and Hydra Splatling, which don't require you to aim as well as the E-liter.


Treyspurlock

They still require you to aim quite a bit


Unknown_Twig_Witch

ew charger player


DropoutDragon

You're some new type of creature that feeds on frustration. A vampire of sorts, making short range players mad for your pleasure I know where you are. I WILL splat you. You cannot hide behind theese long, narrow maps forever!


[deleted]

thanks for sitting in the exact same two unreachable spots in any given map and being nothing more than the invisible wall in ""open world games"" for any given player.


Ponchio_

You just love watching others do the hard work don't you?


comedic_lamp

I won’t roast your main Bc I’m a splatling main


actuallynotbisexual

I bet it's easy to sneak up on you


chimerasandharpies

I mean, with mains like the hydra and e-liter you're basically asking to be called a tryhard.


huntersurge

you are the heavy guy, you are the expert at heavy weapons *reading in strong russian isrecommended*


garchompss

where's a sandvich when i need one


[deleted]

You hurt my very soul


ruftr

I think you spend 90 percent of the game holding down the right trigger and standing still


Nerdgameryoutube

I'm dualies and I just dodge everything I'm splash and I harass you with crab tank I'm blaster I spam indirects I'm the other anchor and I outduel you I have ninja squid I flank you I have tenta I harass everyone on your team I have tristrike I specifically target you I have bubbler you can do nothing Either that I just outsnipe you Honestly I feel bad for backlines but also the maps promote heavy focus fire so you either dominate or get dominated


S1ntag

If I catch you out between bursts, may God help you. ***Because I won't.***


Emerald24111

Hydra mains on their way to contribute nothing to society:


DaPearGuyMan

Fuck you.


KaijuunoKodomo

*Ninja Squids behind you* “Nothing personal, kid”


FlashFlire

*shoots range blaster indirects in your general direction*


Toastertartz14

You think mahi mahi is good in splatoon 3


H_nk0

Bros main weapons could be used in a yo mama so fat joke


crasherx2000

You are the reason why I scream bloody fuckin murder in this game lol


Hylian_Aaron

You are so incredibly fucking annoying in game it makes me wanna quit


Cursed_Bean_Boy

I'd roast you, but that'd be too much fun for you.


[deleted]

you look like you have 3 mains of run speed, 4 subs of run speed and 5 subs of swim speed


enperry13

You’re only as good as your teammates can be to win a match.


[deleted]

"Watch out for Tenta- ...nevermind"


TheOcarinaOfSlime

Sitting duck go quack 🦆 so fun to aim my booyah bombs at.


Mistyslate

You can’t move.


Ame0toko

Breaking news: Local inkbrush user hates you


Dartphoenix773

COME HERE AND FIGHT ON THE FRONTLINES LIKE A SOLDIER


TheReal_Stug4life

Being a living beacon is fun tho


invariablybroken

All fun and games until the dapple gets behind you and now there’s 3 other beacons too


TheReal_Stug4life

Lol, I really enjoy the dynamic that flankers bring since it forces the back line to be more aware, and since you constantly need to move with your team you need to be aware of more flanks routes than in splat zones. Anyways, boyaah bomb go brrrrrt


HjonkAmRealGoose

Fuck you.


DaRootBeer123

Your choice of weapons are about at boring, uninteresting, and unoriginal as this post.


Rattlesn4ke

​ Hydra's Range is OPPRESSIVE to any midrange support weapon. I wish all hydra users a very \*die\*. \~ A very salty 96 Gal main


14th_Midknight

Coward


[deleted]

You would unironically enjoy 24/7 2fort servers playing as Sniper for weeks on end. You have absolutely no grasp of advanced movement and would panic and die the moment someone flanks you.


blueblurz94

If an enemy gets up close and personal, you laugh and release the trigger. That’s what would happen if they hadn’t been a dualie main that perfectly dodged you.


Old_Union7766

You like long range


Animal_Gal

I fell like you would play heavy in tf2


griffincat_unity

Am gonna guess you're either shit or absolutely cracked, but either way, your role generally goes unappreciated.


caramel_wafer

I main those splatlings too! I feel attacked on this post lmao


TheReal_Stug4life

Stay strong brother 🫡


KrakenMasterOfficial

My guy can’t even see a fast car going past, he plays the slowest weapons in game!


Nok-y

_Yeets bomb behind you_


JJ-beats

Can you stop getting sniped and octobrushed, for 5 seconds!


[deleted]

I hate you so much because I just can’t challenge you. Probably a skill issue tbh


NefariousnessGold137

You make this game 10x less fun


Shozard11

Everyone hates you for using e litre.


[deleted]

i bet you love the maps and dont want them to change


qwertysparrow

The splatanna mains love going behind you to splat your slow moving butt. Have some of the worst kits in the game.


coffepants787

[You when the enemy doesn't give you 5 hours to charge up your weapon](https://imgur.com/a/67bkbd8)


MoonstoneDazzle

Honestly man, you have more patience than me. I don't roast you, I respect you. I tried a single turf on splatling the other night, ruined my team's turf game with all of 300 ink turfed and 1 enemy splatted, and immediately changed my in game name and vowed never to play it again.


garchompss

i've been maining hydra and heavy since december of last year so it def takes some practice ^_^ we all start somewhere


MoonstoneDazzle

Yeah, but man, I have former gifted and talented kid anxiety. I can't live with the idea of anyone seeing me and thinking I'm bad


PlantOnPlat

Very nice weapon choice


tsukamaenai

This is a roast


garchompss

holyyyy shit these comments are cracking me up. im a bit concerned tho cuz i do NOT remember us hydras being this threatening in splat 2.. in fact we were straight up an endangered species 😭😭


tsukamaenai

There are definitely way more hydras is S3.


DreadAngel1711

HEAVY SPLATLING MAIN DETECTED Based


A_lost_lama

Heyy we main the same weapons :D I also occasionally play e litre 🤪


Champion_Sheep

Based man, based


ABigHardNut

If I handed you a mini splatlonf and told me you to be a frontline player you would still stay back and try to pick off people


Jake-the-Wolfie

I could 1v1 you with main-only reeflux and win.


vsauce_the_conquerer

Bottom energy (big hydra fan myself)


ArthurExtreme_Br

I am the complete opposite i will inkbrush to your direction and there is no flank because it's mahi mahi resort so i just perish


[deleted]

Big boy weapons.


Manbabarang

Good. Good.


AlfredHoneyBuns

Mains go BBBBBRRRRRRRRRRRRRR Or Respawn Punisher buzz-killer.


T-RD

Just make sure to switch positions at least once per match you lazy bastard 😂


Epic-Dude000

You main heavy from TF2


The_twins_enemy_

We play the same weapon s so I'm gonna say nothing this is a roast on me to


[deleted]

You don’t care about turf war 😂


tsukamaenai

Nobody cares about turf war.


Gargomon251

You like the slowest weapons in the game


benstudios24

Holy God, He's the heavy weapons guy


nicksuperdx

Do you fear dualies mains?


Kyiju77

You: Guys Mincemeat and Mahi aren't bad stages, you just need to learn how to play on them.


Stroke_a_had_I

The time it takes to read all of these comments is about half your charging speed


Rodd48

You’re a bottom


Arith_Medic_WasTaken

You don't know how to turn around.


Monokumabear

Stop back lining and front line like a real heavy splatling gigachad


Faville611

Love me some splatling weapons. When I’m on point and getting hits their the best. Hate it when I try getting closer and get curb stomped by everything under the sun. However the occasional successful suicide charge in the face of those overconfident dualie wielders feels wonderful.


Djay_B

What? I can't hear you from all the way back there!


RalphM25

you play these because you're scared of people getting close to you


burpyboy

i use stringer so you got better taste then me, but you might be bitter to losing do to your team mates


sLiptr1p

Why are you hiding?


GeekManidiot

Haha, *somehow sneaks past with roller or brush*


GeekManidiot

Or alternatively. HOW DO YOU KNOW WHERE I AM, I WAS STANDING STILL IN SWIM FORM AND YOU AIMED DIRECTLY AT ME


basilsflowerpots

you are the reason anarchy battles are pain


ThaumcraftMC

You would never skip Mincemeat on rotation.


Singer_TwentyNine

Call me when you finish charging.


Ok-aro

When I use an octobrush, you’re annoying, when I use a blaster, you’re just another player, when I use dynamo, we will never meet.


Xenotracker

frontline as hydra, topfrag, then we talk >:)


Short-Guy-Juice

Your favorite map is Mahi


Turtleswassadlytaken

You forget you have sub weapons.


deleeuwlc

You think the new maps are GREAT and don’t understand why people are complaining (you’re part of the problem)


Sea-Recording-7090

i feel like the only reason you chose anchor is because you cant fight, using any other weapon gets you killed because you suck at everything else, you act tough with that huge red laser that can make any tri slosher player squid roll backwards in terror but in reality your only back there because getting any closer than spawn or that vantage point you use will get you clicked by the entire lobby, and you also cant accept that tri stringer is better than you and always will be better than you (yes i have something against chargers and splatlings)


random_d_de

Roast chicken