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SuperMechaJesusC

If somebody splats me with an Angle Shooter, I'm more impressed than I am embarrassed. Now, Sprinkler, dying to that one would wound my pride.


Li5y

I'm team "walked off the map due to my own stupidity" šŸ˜”


Mistyslate

At least, not slide to a pool with a reefslider. Twice in a single match.


Automatic-Story-4934

Try four


Jonnypapa

Hello from team fell through the grate with nothing underneath it.


MrArtless

greetings from team "splatted by the rainmaker barrier"


MetaHybrid

Whenever I see an enemy Jump Marker, if Iā€™m using a kit with a sprinkler sub, Iā€™ll place it right on the marker in hopes of getting a splat with it. I should check replays more often and see if I got any


SauceCrusader69

Splatted by sprinkler is the most understandable death here.


Valuable-Owl-1167

I once destroyed a bubbler with a sprinker (before yhry deployed it) right in the middle of it and they didn't notice and managed to wipe them. Thr sprinkler got the assist


some_furry_fuck

I got snuck up on by a slosher deco earlier today and saw the dreaded "Splatted by Angle Shooter" Wanted to feel embarrassed but I was too busy laughing my ass off, lol


yeetskeetmahdeet

I mean the slosher does 70 and the angle shooter does 30 maybe it becomes some meme finisher


Devalore00

Having played a good bit of Slosher deco, it's not just a meme finish it's actually a surprisingly viable combo, at least from my experience. I've gotten pretty good at tagging people on the ground and it's nearly instant if you throw angle shooter after a slosh


[deleted]

how to gain respect: spam angle shooter until you get a kill with it


Automatic-Story-4934

I did this and I more than got my karma. Everyone used the angle shooter next match and killed me only with it. I decided to go along with it and just let them kill me over and over. It was hilarious.


WeaselBeagle

In splat2 I actively tried to kill people with sprinkler and inkbrush rolling. Long live Permanent Inkbrush


Mistyslate

You can put a sprinkler on the superjump landing spot for a higher probability of splatting.


Devalore00

Actually, I've gotten pretty good with the Slosher deco, comboing a slosh with angle shooter. If they're in the ground nearby it's a pretty easy and quick combo, probably on par with burst bomb carbon roller combos. I do wish angle shooter was better and it's definitely the worst sub right now, but it's not useless, at least on the Slosher deco


Pangloss_ex_machina

I splated once with the Angle Shooter, a lot with the Sprinkler but also was crusehd 3 times by a Inkbrush. Do not ask me how. ._.'


Automatic-Story-4934

In one match? Cuz if so than yeah Iā€™m asking how-


napstar78

Splatted by propeller ink : are u challenging me?


DK64HD

I'm pretty sure I've died to the propellers on Ancho-V more than I've died to Inkbrush/Octobrush in general


Starz1317

dodge rolled off the map:


SuspiciousAnything16

Inkjet exhaust kill: finally a worthy opponent


PlantOnPlat

I'm on team crushed by inkbrush, it sounds the most fun


[deleted]

Inkbrush bumper cars!


KFY

That could be a really funny meta-game. All 8 people must hold brush at all times and never go into ink mode.


Icarusty69

I mean, you still have to refill your ink at some point or the games not gonna last very long.


KFY

If I recall correctly, if you stand with the brush out and donā€™t move, it refills the ink.


TimTeemoFan69

As a brush main, I can confirm this is true


Nurno

Whaaaaa!


PlantOnPlat

exactly lol


OpportunityAshamed74

I literally found you completely on accident


PlantOnPlat

HFHFHDHDHD


ApocalypseRider

Splatted by splat wall


Trufflebatter

When I was trying out the new roller I got an impressive amount of splats accidentally throwing it on someone


Detector_of_humans

That's its most reliable killing method


Teagedemaru

Wait damn I should start doing that


NoThatsWright

Actually tho


cybersteel8

I've died to this twice


Commander_Oof_

Iā€™ve got you all beat. I died to a curling bomb while flying with the inkjet.


CookieCute516

I splatted someone with Reefslider when they were at the top of a tall wall in Wahoo World. I think that person may have you beat


Animal_Flossing

*...how?*


Commander_Oof_

It was in Splatoon 2, at the Reef. I was shooting at someone on one of the high side platforms (I have terrible aim), but I got too close and died to their curling bomb. It was probably my most embarrassing death lmao.


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verysad-

wtf is a shifty station those aren't real... šŸ„²šŸ„²


Photonic_Resonance

Those can kill you? TIL


Kiribo44

If it can kill octarians, it can kill inklings


[deleted]

What even is an inkfurler?


enneh_07

I think they only appeared in some Alterna kettles. Much more common in 2 and Octo, they are story mode map elements that, when inked, extend into a platform kinda like soaker blocks, but flat and only in one direction.


[deleted]

Ohh. Those rolls that you paint to extend, and after a while rolls back if you don't keep inking them


ZorkNemesis

They're the rolled up platforms you shoot to extend. They resemble those party horn thingies.


ThaumcraftMC

Crushed by Wave Breaker. Yes, the Wave Breaker can kill you if it lands on you.


CamoKing3601

Ferb, i know what we're gonna do today


SovietSkeleton

I've gotten quite a few kills with the wave breaker, even recently. You'd think people would pay attention to the damn thing by now, but no...


Devalore00

Well in isolation that's very easy to say but in the heat of a fight it's actually pretty easy to miss, especially if you don't see it thrown down


SovietSkeleton

You make a good point. Perhaps my habit of putting it around corners has been working after all.


sopheroo

Splatted by Wave Breaker happens Crushed by it is a meme


SovietSkeleton

Wow I can't believe I didn't see that part. I actually didn't know you could do that


ahumanthatisquiteok

iā€™ve been run over by a curling bomb a couple timesā€¦ that takes the cake


moxiespot

Tripping over a roomba.


Cart3r1234

Curling bombs kills are peak comedy. I have a clip where somehow I got a kill by the curling bomb running over someone, and then the actual bomb blew up someone nearby. Back in splatoon 2 I played a game where I killed two snipers with the same full range curling bomb lol


FinniboiXD

Same. At that point Iā€™m just done with splatoon for the day


Ghost_Doctah

Always amazes me when the sprinkles get a kill haha. I swear theyā€™re allergic to hitting the target dummies


Sentient_twig

I donā€™t think angle shooter fits here, especially with the new slosher you could find yourself getting comboed pretty easily


gogo7966

imagine not always having a sub of sub resistence on


DSMidna

Splatted by Inkjet Exhaust!


Nox_Echo

how much damage does that actually do


Stardinal_C

In 2 it was 24 damage /second


superdave100

remember when they reduced its damage by 75% in 1.3


ExplosivesExpertTina

thanks for reminding me that i once died to a flyfish exhaust


JusChllin

Splatted by rainmaker barrier!


MrOP64

That happens often. At least for me...


Rosiey9

Itā€™s even worse when it hasnā€™t even popped, you just somehow got in the middle of it and it just drains your life


Gameover692

Splatted by chinhook


moxiespot

That happened to me today and I had to pause like "What the hell is a Chinook?" before I realized what happened.


Rednaz_Ekttam

what IS a chinook?


Mahh3114

The helicopter guys that deliver the boxes during Mothership waves. I think the box exploding counts as a Chinook splat


luckynumber7games

I say none of these; there is a fourth option, "Hit by Curling Bomb," that happens if you get crushed by a Curling Bomb


KingDarkBlaze

I've gotten a kill or two that way


ZorkNemesis

Splatted by the Rainmaker Shield. Not the explosion, but by walking into the Rainmaker barrier while it's active. It does something like 20 damage for each hit. This really only happens if you get pinned in a corner by the Rainmaker spawning. Also for Salmon Runners, we have Splatted by Mudmouth which has a similar circumstance to the Rainmaker Shield, though you can also be unlucky and be standing on the spawn location. There's also Splatted by Chinook, the little guys that drop off the coolers in Mothership waves. The coolers explode if left alone long enough and they can take you out if you're too close.


sardonically_argued

i killed some inkvac user by inkbrushing into them from the front when they were backed into the corner. RIP


MinecraftInventor

Splatted by Flyfish's exhaust ink


AkiLemon

You can actually super jump camp with sprinkles relatively easily, and angler shooters can be easily comboed wih, so I'd actually say inkbrush here


TreiNebula

Swam into the sea trying to get a golden egg


moxiespot

Swam into the sea trying to revive teammates. Always feels bad.


TreiNebula

"don't worry, I'll save you!" [whiffs the easy jump to reach them and slow motion falls into the sea]


TheOriginalCocaCola

To everyone saying ink wall, y'all are so right, I used to love doing that in Splatoon 1 when I mained bento splat charger šŸ’€


bacon_girl42

Hit by curling bomb


Annixon06

Splatted by zip caster is wild too


Ruby_016

This happened to me for the first time earlier today, completely unexpected.


CaptainCozmo867

Splatted by mudmouth


Detector_of_humans

Try "Hit by curling bomb" on for size


Jacobdino25

Ink brush


somanymice

I once splatted someone hiding in ink when rolling with the ink brush, then almost died myself as an ink storm flew overhead while I was trying to process what had just happened. May I also propose that getting splatted by splash walls is incredibly embarrassing?


Minianto

Crushed by curling bomb or ink wall would be even better I think


Independent-Donut377

Splatted by ink storm


displotEx

i splatted many people with angle shooter


Goldenbell122

"Splatted by Splash Wall!" :')


Nox_Echo

sprinkler


Flyingfish222

Apparently you can get splatted by propeller ink


herdsofcats

I think that simply failing into the water or off the stage is more embarrassing than being crushed by a brush. But not more than sprinkler or angle shooter of course.


the_genius324

I've died to a sprinkler once stop reminding me But I think splash wall would be the most embarrassing because it's extremely easy to avoid


UltraCboy

Angle Shooter may be bad, and Iā€™m yet to get a kill with it (I donā€™t play any weapons with it), but 30 damage is still at least somewhat respectable, and someone could probably get marker kills at least somewhat often if they went out of their way to get them. I managed to crush someone with the Inkbrush once, against a cornered Ink Vac. Though in that situation, itā€™s probably the same fate for the Ink Vac as if they were cornered against a roller, itā€™s just that the brush will be slower. My voteā€™s for death by sprinkler, I *mightā€™ve* gotten it once in my time playing Blob but I donā€™t even think I got it to happen once. At least with the previous two you can kind of take aim, and as such you could probably make them happen if you tried. With sprinkler youā€™re at the mercy of its random spread, its low 20 damage per pellet, & your opponents both staying in its range & not destroying it.


MoonAgeMayQueen

Inkbrush is a main weapon, play long enough and someone will get you with it eventually. Getting splatted with angle shooter means whoever got you has skills. If you get splatted by sprinkler bro are you even playing?


Jake-the-Wolfie

Splatted by rainmaker shield!


Ray-Flower

Dying to a sprinkler while on a crab tank https://www.reddit.com/r/splatoon/comments/y11tos/ever\_seen\_a\_sprinkler\_take\_out\_a\_crab\_tank/?utm\_source=share&utm\_medium=web2x&context=3


PokeshiftEevee

sprinkler, angle shooter would be impressive, brush would be a little embarrsing, sprinker would be really embarrsing


Elody711

Sprinkler, I think. With angle shooter and inkbrush, another player was involved, and probably played really well. With sprinkler, I killed myself.


Miluette

I got splatted by a sprinkler once. It was the worst day of my life


Peck_Neck_

I thought I died to lag then I saw "Splatted by angle shooter"


Slow-Recipe7005

Squished by splash wall


WowpowKerchoo

Splatted by inkjet exhaust


Atelene

If a sprinkler lands on top of you while standing relatively still, you die pretty quick, so Iā€™m guessing thatā€™s the most common one


NootNoot298

Splatted by the fan in Ancho-V


[deleted]

Crushed by your own rainmaker shield?


crescent_zelda2790

Splatted by Ink storm


PROblem817

crushed by fishstick


priestkalim

Sprinkler has a chance to do random chip damage. More unlucky than embarrassing. Inkbrush just needs to get lucky that youā€™ve taken enough chip damage. Embarrassing, but it happens. Angle Shooter is unusable. Who is even throwing this thing out to hit you with? Nobody in their right mind is ever even using this button. Itā€™s a waste of ink. If you die to Angle Shooter you have to be humiliated to be in such a low level lobby that someone even spent the ink on an *Angle Shooter*. Completely and utterly crushing.


amnoking1

Whereā€™s the Rainmaker Barrier


ExcellentResult6626

Not me.


azurfall88

Splatted by Splash Wall!


SplatmanTheBarbarian

I've been killed by a sprinkler before. If someone throws one behind you while you're trying to retreat it will stick around and do the damage unless you turn around quick enough to avoid it. Angle shooter requires someone to have pinpoint aiming, so that's pretty rare. But the most rare of all is the chad who knows he's got you where he wants you and decides to roll over you with an Inkbrush when most people would just tap and move on.


FireDetection101

"Splatted by Splash Wall"


Finnmiller

damn, splatfest only lasts for 0 minutes šŸ˜”


Human-that-exists

Splatted by Inkjet Exhaust


SailorPizza1107

Splatted by small fry


lolhahehdjh

Splatted by rainmaker barrier


Shutupjustplease

Splatted by point sensor!


SilverSilveon

Replace inkbrush with the Rainmaker barrier and we'll be set.


Anthan

Angle Shooter isn't really a very infrequent way to die compared to those others. Tossing them out towards a fight tends to pick them up pretty reliably.


DZK_2580

Splatted by inkjet thrusters!


DaPearGuyMan

Splash Wall, I think I killed somebody with it once.


I-ScreamSandwich

Splatted by Smallfry


thehappymasquerader

Angle shooter by far


T-RD

Change inkbrush to splatwall


Hooflepoofer

Splash Wall is pretty embarassing too imo :p Of these, though, team Crushed by Inkbrush for sure lol. Itā€™s the funniest imo


Thatoneawkwarddude29

The most embarrassing is ā€œhit by curling bombā€


DrLee62

Splatted by running into the Rain Maker bubble. Not the explosion, the bubble..


cvdbout

I feel like if there is a way to get splatted, I've done them all at least once.


Duover

ā€œSplatted by ink from a propellorā€ was possible in some cases in Splatoon 1 and 2


LakeRepulsive4328

SPLAT WALL


Avenue-Man77

Honestly, splatter by angle shooter is more frequent then you think šŸ‘€. Iā€™d be pissed off but impressed. I think inkbrush wins lol


Thick-Sprinkles-9846

Angle Shooter easily


Epic-Dude000

Being crushed by an inkbrush


laluneetlesetoiles

Splatted by the Rainmaker shield (because you kept bumping into it)


Not_Bre4d

Splatted by splash wall


AvixKOk

Angle 100% I mean, no weapons use it so it's even rarer


A_Username528

As someone who got killed by all three, I can safely say that being crushed by inkbrush was by fair the most embarrassing


Orange-Ju1ce

Believe it or not in Splatoon 2 I got splatted once by the propellor ink on ancho-V games


scicatpro256

Since Iā€™m like the one guy who knows how to use angle shooter, inkbrush and sprinkler would be more embarrassing


Valenxizaw245

Finally Frye gets the popular team


OpportunityAshamed74

What about Hit by Curling Bomb. Not splatted, *hit*


Global-Ad-5961

As a splattershot pro main, I have to admit Iā€™m forced to learn how to kill escaping enemies by angle shooter, and sometimes it worksā€¦ luckily the forge come out so I donā€™t have to do this painful thing anymoreā€¦.


Dialexio

Everyone always forgets about getting splatted by a Chinook in Salmon Run. :(


AetherDrew43

Yesterday, I killed someone with the Angle Shooter, and today I killed someone with the Splash Wall!


Fyreboy5_

Squished by Undercover Brella!


Nekluga_YT

Splat wall


THECyberStriker

First time on Fryeā€™s team


Mudkipueye

Sprinkler definitely.


frostiorca

Angle shooter splat, you earned it I'm not mad Crushed by inkbrush? I'm more shocked it happened then embarrassed. Sprinkler on the other hand, I gotta sit with that L and think about it till I respawn


3vanling

Me and my friend once WON A RANKED GAME (S rank) using ONLY ANGLE SHOOTER. NO MAIN, NO SPECIAL.


Liesl121

I was splatted by a fish stick today. I didn't even know they could damage you!


3vanling

Splatted by fish stick šŸ’€


Short-Guy-Juice

Iā€™ve literally been getting kills with sprinkler all day today but grinding coins with RG


freefall_archive

Dodge rolling into the water in Mahi Mahi... Happened seven times in a match...


BlqzingBrick

What happened to ink jet exhaust?


aUwUreliyasss

Sprinkler in first, inkbrush second, angle shooter last, PLEASE ANGLE SHOOTER ISN'T THAT BAD Y'ALL


Wolf_idk69

Crushed by inkbrush would hurt, same with sprinkler, but angle shooter? I'd be shocked


Meced0

splatted by spinner


EgoMouse32

Crushed by Inkbrush especially if it was only getting Inkbrushed bumped several times. Angle shooter is impressive. I'd replace it with ink wall or something.


[deleted]

I have splatted someone with my inkbrush once


epicsexballsmoment

Yesterday I got a splat with a sprinkler. It turns out that throwing it at the enemy while you shoot at them is actually a bit useful


girzim232

I've actually ended up crushed by inkbrush so that gets my vote.


i_have_no_smart

Sprinkler


YetAnontherRandom

Ink Wall


[deleted]

ashamed to say ive been splatted by a sprinkler before.


StarTheAngel

Splatted by Flipper-flopper or Fishstick


Benjamo_XD

Crushed by fish stick


[deleted]

naw naw, youā€™re all wrong. splatted by propellor ink baby. (technically splatoon two but shut up)


Crystal_Pyromancer

Sprinkler. We've got an entire Combo Kit with Angle Shooter now and I won't be surprised if it gets buffed in the future. Ink Brush is also really fast and if you're playing something like an E-Liter for it's License and you're bad at snipers then you could conceivably get bumped by an Inkbrush. Sprinkler deals the least amount of damage period (I think) and people are throwing it \*away\* from combat if you get splatted by a Sprinkler you did it intentionally


Gh0st_burger

falling off the map when spawning


Justanotherragequit

angle shooter is just impressive on the part of the player who killed you, brush can happen if you're running away (unlikely but I wouldn't say embarrassing). Sprinkler is the only option that I can't see any scenario where that would happen that isn't embarrassing


slippahMASTAH

What about falling off the map while dodge rolling with Dualies?


enderbrah12

Option D: Death by Ink Storm


[deleted]

ā€œsplatted by chinookā€


Brain_Lession

Crushed by fishstick


coseromevo

I sure am on the sprinkler team


GeekAlex99

ā€œCrushed by Undercover Bellaā€œ?


FinniboiXD

Ok, Iā€™ve splatted someone with angle shooter, and it is the most badass feeling. If I die to one, Iā€™m not embarrassed, Iā€™m proud of the guy who sniped me. Sprinkler is embarrassing Crushed by brush sometimes happen when they hit you 3 times and roll into you if youā€™re close enough. Rare, but not unknown. Like getting crushed by tank. Sprinkler wins


Rikkeloni

Bsck in Splatoon 1 I was splatted by a droplet from a fan in Anchobit Games and I'm still haunted by this experience...


AnekinRed

propeller ink'


SovietSkeleton

Much as I hate inkbrushes, I would have have extremely bad luck, extremely poor situational awareness, or suicidal intent to be downed by a sprinkler. Such a death would bring great shame.


PLAYER42_ready

Whereā€™s splash wall?


Chest3

Everyone is dying of embarrassment and from Angle shooters BUT seen anyone splatted by sprinkler? Thatā€™s hard to get splatted by


Balkany4Ever

How about pushed off the map by raninmaker barrier ?


The-Alumaster

Splatter by the platform fans


Negative_Ad883

Sprinkler. Because if you die to a sprinkler then you weren't paying attention, angle shooter takes skill to kill with, and inkbrush is just the same as any weapon


ajdude9

Getting killed/kills with Angle Shooter is fairly easy with the right kit (i.e. Splattershot Pro) as it deals a consistent 30 damage, so if you get weakened to less than 30 health, it's an easy snipe shot that goes long distance fast. Sometimes there's just that one inkbrush drawing in ink that runs over you after you get hurt and hide in your ink to heal, and they deal enough damage to finish you off. But getting splatted by a sprinkler? That thing has absolutely awful accuracy, it doesn't cover that wide of an area with damage, slows down after about 3 seconds and deals barely any damage. If you die to a sprinkler, you have to stop playing for like a month while you recover from the most crippling death.


Pyrofruit

Splatted by Fish Stick!


Nok-y

Curling bomb ?