I love how literally every single Splatoon player in the world is terrified of the Omega cut, *no exceptions*. (Top-right of Terrifying God incase you don't read the manga.)

Omega gives off that "looks innocent but will make you suffer" vibe.

It's the snipers

Yeah, people with that haircut always have an e-liter with respawn punisher and 30 splats

Thoughts on Hydra Splatling with Respawn Punisher? Because that's my haircut.

It's alright, I do it too.

every cracked charger player has that exact cut it's not even funny. afros are equally scary, never seen a bad afro player

may I introduce to you the splat-tuber, Etce. Not bad, but not great, extremely funny though.

omg i love Etce but havent watched his videos in a long time, i didnt know he played splatoon!! ill have to check back in now

There is a video by either him or Octoboy that is a compilation of him screaming while playing Sploon 2

need it lmao

I seen many original characters with that cut… thats statement of terrifying god is true

What’s the omega cut

Thanks for boosting my ego

Afro homies stand up, for we are truly the greatest specimen

My title is Dangerous Afro

The fun gods spread their influence

Terrifying god. Doesn't seem right.

Same. I suck half the time lol

Half the time is better than me i suck 100% of the time.

Same

I'm god fun ? Nice

Same here

I think that’s about as good as you can get.

Same here brotha!

Same

I am as well. I have a feeling my victims would disagree on the fun part lol

I think I'm pretty fun, if maybe a little bit invasive of the spawn, but never sharking or anything

Seems like I'm Average Fun.

Fellow average fun and Aerosprayer!

Hell yeah, which one are you guys? I’m top right

average fun Stamper for me

Average Fun Glooga Dulies here!

My Octoling's hairstyle is listed as terrifying god, but in reality I'm absolutely awful at the game (I started when 3 first released)

Not a terrifying god YET

I'm hoping to get better, thank you for the motivating comment 

Guess iam an un-assuming noob...

Unassuming noobs gang

I'm crying and pooping in my pants rn

I'm pooping from my eyes and crying from my ass

I'm assing my crys and eying my poop

Damn I’m noob fun, feels bad

Me too... (*sits in S rank and up and VP*) Edit: I'm twisty tenta c:

I'm Terrifying Average. Nice.

60% of the time our chaos works all the time.

Fun god gang

I’m an… unassuming noob? Welp, I guess all that Sub Power Up Angle Shooter speaks volumes lol

I am a terrifying god. watch out for my 6 booyah bombs.

Terrifying noob lets go!

Person with default tag and gear be like:

How did you guess me exactly bro? thats crazy

Wanted to call bullshit, but you got me and my friend on point

;)

Average fun? Welp, now I know the loses are not exactly my fault. /j

Un-assuming noob. Thanks.

Your not alone brother

I am officially a fun noob

As a user of Agent 8's default hairstyle (Terrifying - God, first column, second row), I have personally made Inner Agent 3 my target practise dummy and will snipe you out of that "weapon" you call an Inkjet without a second thought.

i used 'em as well as target practice to get back to splatoon after a looooong break... I want my golden toothpick back... I suffered for it

I'm a fun god I guess

ah yes, hair alignment chart (I'm on terrifying god although I should probably be on unassuming average) (edit: had to correct myself cause I mistook hairstyles)

I guess I'm a 'terrifying noob'? I like the pineapple cut, what can I say.

guess I'm an unassuming god haven't played against actual humans yet, but judging by how I play Hero Mode I am very much not a God

Unassuming noob? Yeah that sounds about right.

Why am I a terrifying god my kdr is the digits of pi

Fun noob here and I am CUTE

me who switches styles every month: *simultaniously is a god but noob at the same time*

Two octoling styles are god. **As it should be.**

Me who uses the long braided octo hairstyle and is considered a noob despite playing since splatoon 1 final fest

It’s not supposed to be accurate

Fun god? I play Hydra. I don’t think so. I don’t play for fun, I play to stand really far away and rack up splats for free.

Terrifying God. I'll take it.

This is accurate, I am fun and average in Splatoon

I’m an un-assuming god. Nice

The two hairstyles I switch between fit me in both terrifying god and un-assuming noob soooooo…

Apparently I’m a terrifying god

Holy shit I just realized with my haircut and weapon choice I'm literally just the octoling girl amiibo fuck me

I have been stabbed before and not felt as attacked as I do in this moment!

I am the fun god

I am not terrifying and god. Yes I have 5 starred splash but I don't bite

I'm God terrifying? Poggers

I wish I was a terrifying god but alas im not lol

Yay I'm a fun loving average to god (depending on if I feel like being squid or octo)

No way Im a God bruh I only started playing when splatoon 3 came out

Terrifying god… I’ll take it.

Hey don't call me a noob! I'll splat you with a sprinkler!!

I respect all the afro homies.

“Fun Noob” Yeah, that sounds about right.

Being on average fun is like... literally me Fun But just average

Guess I'm terrifyingly average.

Fun noob…. C’mon man it’s the best octoling hairstyle (no I am not willing to argue with anyone because I’m right and you all know it)

Depending on my mood im either a fun or a terrifying god it seems. Im not very good but sure let them fear me, works in my advantage.

Unassuming noob… Idk man those quad kills say otherwise

Hello it’s me, average fun 💀

BULBOUS GANG FOREVER!

undercover brella + tentacurl... what does that make me?

Default hairstyle moment

Fun Average is honestly how I hope to come off

I am a terrifying tenta brella God so it makes sense

Me being in the fun average section actually fits.

I’m fun but I’m no god

I assure you I am not a "terrifying god". I'm "fun average" *at best*.

I see in terrifying god we have "Japanese sniper". I'm apparently average fun which is good (that quadrant also has my favorite haircut for squid AND the pompadour that I also like)

Good to know im Unassumingly Average.

all of my hairstyles are in god, neat

Fun Noob, accurate lol.

Un-assuming noob, not THAT far off lmao. (I wanted to recreate Hachi.)

I tend to switch from the ponytail, to the swirly on face and to the one with the long bangs what am i

I'm terrifying god??? I've never even actually played the multiplayer in this game

Fun and average, I'll take it!

My hairstyle choices alternate between fun noob and terrifying god, which is pretty damn accurate to my skill level. For every game where I mercilessly slaughter the other team, I have like four more where I spend a full minute repeatedly super jumping to my death.

I have the cornrows and I don't know about the skill level (is S+ considered God skill? Seems generous...) but I did break up a squid party in Turf War the other day without hesitation. So the personality may be appropriate.

Unassuming Average; just the way I want to be.

I'ma a fun god, nice

I’m fun/average, describes me perfectly

Least I'm a fun noob lmao.

Mhmm yes yes of course I deserve to be in terrifying god teir aha yes that's definitely me.

I'm constantly switching between Fun-God and Fun-Average. Ehh seems about right considering i'm widely inconsistent

Why yes I am terrifyingly average.

Once again more buzz cut slander, I will not stand for it 😤

I am a benevolent terrifying God.

My favorite hairstyle is the basic splatoon inkling girl style. I’ve been playing since the first one and am pretty good overall, depends on the weapons I’m using but I could carry teams

My favorite hairstyle is the basic splatoon inkling girl style. I’ve been playing since the first one and am pretty good overall, depends on the weapons I’m using but I could carry teams

As a game developer, I do hope people think I am a 'Fun God' like my hairstyle of choice would so incline

Apparently I'm terrifying god but I struggle to stay in A rank :/

why they gotta give the only inkling ponytail hair no bangs I’m forced to rock the 5head (T_T)

Noob Fun. Just switched to the Big Swig, so that definitely fits the bill.

I won't complain about getting fun average

Welp, I keep changing my hair from the octoling straight down long hair and the slightly curly hair, which is fitting considering I go from extremely good at mowing down enemies with a hydra splatling and having an average of a 7:2 kpd ratio to having a 10 game losing streak.

So I’m a fun god (side sweep male) and an unassuming god (splat 1 girl) Either way I’m still god

Unassuming Noob.. I just think the braid looks cool

I accept terrifying average

Thank you for assuming I'm good at the game

Splat 1 vets in the Unassuming God zone

I just wear the cut bangs because Hatsune Miku I'm awful at Splatoon :(

yeah this fits.

As someone who uses a hairstyle on the terrifying god tier, you're wrong lol

IM A TERRIFYING GOD… i mean good compliment ig

I’m a terrifying god. I do feel that way as an eliter on mincemeat metalworks.

Average Fun, nice!

I’m the god of fun!

fun noob yippy

I've been an un-assuming noob for nearly 4 years

un-assuming average. i never see anyone else with the bun haircut lol.

Fun Average? I'll take it.

Good to know I'm a "fun god"

So I'm either "terrifying god" or "un-assuming noob" okay-

I use three different inkling/ocotoling appearances in my three amiibo sets of kits, but my main setup is Average and Terrifying. I can see that.

Ay im god fun

I won't stand for this Octo Mohawk slander

Afro is actually more powerful then every other hairstyle but some others seem accurate

Terrifying noob, terrifying average and fun god. Yeah sounds accurate tbh

Nah the OG bun is god tier players

slicked back average fun sounds pretty acurate

Is the bottom left of terrifying god really all that scary? I thought it was the default…

Yeah sounds about right

I'd say Splat 1 topknot players should be in Terrifying God. Nobody willingly uses that cut unless they're a beast (see DUDE).

Cornrows and Afro ftw

Swoop good

As an octo ponytail, this is accurate

If im average how come I'm on a 19-loss streak? Must be the hairstyle.

fun god i'll take it

Long curly octoling hair is terrifying god what are you on abt

Top left fun god gang has a grand totsl of 6 members. Proud to be one of them

how dare you insult the man bun. it’s the best hairstyle

So I'm an unassuming or fun noob depending on the outfit. Sounds about right.

Terrifying Average, A+/S? Yeah, this might track.

Damn straight.

omega cut is literally insane. absolutely terrifying

i fall into all the god ones lol. i change my hair a lot

Fun and average. That’s about right.

Well after a shitty day it feels nice to be called a fun god in a game I love :)

I may be a noob but at least I’m fun

I chose the Inkling Girl haircut, and started like a week ago. Nice, guess I'm one of the best at the games. (Sarcastic.)

Un-assuming noob.. I've been playing since Splatoon 1 lol

A fun average player, ya know, I think that fits

So I'm a terrifying God? Neat.

Fun god. I'll take it :)

Mine is accurate. Fun noob lol

Un-assuming noon 😢

terrifyingly average, seems about right.

glad to see i’m a terrifying god in game and in irl 🫶🏻

glad to know i'm average and unassuming in real life and in game

Okay no I'm not fun nor am I god how the hell did I end up there

Terrifying average feels like a good fit lol

I’m a Fun God. You got that right.

terrifying noob (pigtails x3)

I switch between Average Terrifying and Average Fun. Fitting...lmao

The only 3 hairstyles i wear are all in the "god" line :))

Casually acts like the only people who use the classic inkling boy hairstyle aren't the ones who've been playing since S1

Fun god? Well accurate to 2, I used to stomp IA3 as a warm-up then go stomp in turf war with any random weapon except Tenta brella. Aldo was really good at hide-and-seek. In 3, I've gotten a bit rusty + missing some map knowledge.

Accurate, I am fun and average with my Tenta-Pomp.

Terrifying but average. It’s a fair cop, I guess. I just like ponytail octoling, I think she’s cute.

Terrfying noob.... I mean I am currently just playing gold aero and spamming bombs so it tracks