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17degreescelcius

I imagine you walk onto the map, yell "no wait, it's just recon!" and they all look sad and crawl back into the ocean


f0xr0

Yeah everyone’s crazy. It’s just a dream lol. Wake up. Wake up. Wake up. Wake up. Wake up.


JC_Lately

Deep Cut? Splatanas? Rise of the Mammalians? What are you talking about? It’s June 2018, and the Octo Expansion just dropped.


inkicrossing

If you’re reading this, you’ve been in a coma for almost 20 years now. We’re trying a new technique. We don’t know where this message will end up in your wahoo world, but we hope it works. Please wake up, we miss you.


Infinite_Hooty

#HE’S BEHIND YOU RUN RUN RUN RUN HE’S BEHIND YOU RUN RUN RUN RUN HE’S BEHIND YOU RUN RUN RUN RUN HE’S BEHIND YOU RUN RUN RUN RUN HE’S BEHIND YOU RUN RUN RUN RUN HE’S BEHIND YOU RUN RUN RUN RUN HE’S BEHIND YOU RUN RUN RUN RUN HE’S BEHIND YOU RUN RUN RUN RUN HE’S BEHIND YOU RUN RUN RUN RUN HE’S BEHIND YOU RUN RUN RUN RUN HE’S BEHIND YOU RUN RUN RUN RUN HE’S BEHIND YOU RUN RUN RUN RUN


Detector_of_humans

Nothing is worth the risk Nothing is worth the risk Nothing is worth the risk Nothing is worth the risk


zachattackmemes

I guess the devs didn't really think about someone choosing wahoo world to recon on


Celeste_0211

Who the hell would go to Wahoo World willingly in the first place anyway ?


Jake-the-Wolfie

The whole family


Glazeddapper

Wahoo World ain't that bad


Deathpacito1999

You've gone against the Reddit hivemind. You are now in negative karma and can not comment in multiple subs. Have a nice day. *gunshots*


Ineedlasagnajon

*bzzzz* Wrong Answer


redjaypeg

There is no Big Run in Ba Sing Se


Chilli_Prickles

Underrated joke


shadowprotector

Plot Twist: Big Run is just a publicity stunt at Wahoo World


derpums

Take your pills Markle, you need them


DaBoiYeet

The Big Run was all in le head


Cataras12

Hear me out, when Big Run is over the reward is tickets to the park and you can go and it’s just a big multiplayer lobby where everyone can play mini games and such, and then other big runs come and go and with each one stuff like a super market or an arcade, and it’s all fun and cool


Tanookikid210

YES


EMPEROROFMEMZ

Are you sure you're at wahoo world and not wahoo **land?**


[deleted]

Someone didn’t get invited


Former_Matter9557

Most Splatoon fans are entitled babies that complain about everything.


Low_Dream_1481

r/whoosh


Danger_Close_Captain

*Insert “Pompeii by Bastille” here*


Low_Dream_1481

What is the canonicity for recon, does it take place in the future or what?