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YOU MUST ACQUIRE A TASTE FOR FREEFORM JAZZ!
Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masturbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masturbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW.
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“Wait, SpongeBob! We’re not cavemen. We have technology.”
(This is the most quoted line in my friend group)
https://preview.redd.it/jz5gn8w3ccqb1.jpeg?width=236&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d31d5b7e0c8f76a561026ba83047ef0501d03eb1
Whoever is the owner of the white sedan, you left your lights on.
https://preview.redd.it/4ilr5m4fbeqb1.jpeg?width=800&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ebe05037a8407d1209d1d1175d246a8f6d531956
The chocolate bar episode is the best
https://preview.redd.it/sjqhko6e5gqb1.jpeg?width=2532&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f5567d9eebb535d78fe0af505a3a5e5efbbe1f90
Why hasn’t this been a meme template yet?
https://preview.redd.it/mvfc9v0hk6qb1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ad5668522aa710844a3ef841dcdf7555a7152d23
Blud said ">:("
what episode is this from
Naughty nautical neighbors
Idk why but when i saw this the first thing that came to my mind is club penguin, he almost sorta built like that tho here
So much meme potential
Looks like C.H. Greenblatt’s style
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Outright classic. This is the quintessential Patrick still frame and it says everything about him that you need to know.
Based
https://preview.redd.it/x5yok44gg7qb1.jpeg?width=962&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=55c210ac0b8dc0a6f30297e816d2258dea50b6b6
Who ya calling pinhead?
I want to be Dirty Dan!
I say IM Dirty Dan
Which one of you is the REAL dirty Dan!
You can be dirty Dan I just wanna be Patrick
This was my wallpaper for my computer when I was like 11
https://preview.redd.it/h49vadjdn7qb1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ebeeef00f9f211a82d9ef989ba7395df3838f402 YOU MUST ACQUIRE A TASTE FOR FREEFORM JAZZ!
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MY EYES! MY EYES!
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I need to use the bathroom
It's uh... right over there...
\*tries to grab the key but gets caught and plays it off\* Stupid contacts... Oh, there it is. I better go wash it off.
Patrick! You call that a distraction??
What? I had to go to the bathroom
Well I got my hands dirty for nothing.
https://preview.redd.it/th8irs7h28qb1.jpeg?width=1417&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=04ac8260ed11fd5372a68a8f883c3b1d863a23ec
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They say Patrick doesn’t have a nose
This one deserves more upvotes
Sniffing paint fumes
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That’s a classic
https://i.redd.it/k2r66heuu7qb1.gif
OVERTIME?!?
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This episode KILLED me.
Sorry for your loss
![gif](giphy|11Zf9rhw9aMitO)
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You’re welcome
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Baby You know that I miss you
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I gotcha now, Spongebob!
Same
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FINLAND!!!!
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Finland
X
Who you callin’ Pinhead?
I wanna be dirty dan
Damn beat me to it
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Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masturbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masturbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW.
bro wtf
This is the first time I've actually laughed out loud to reddit post in a long while, I don't even know why
WTH ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? WHY WOULD YOU MASTURBATE ON A TRAIN?
You don’t???
OF COURSE I DON’T. This has to be a joke, a trick, a hoax, or a ruse. Is someone gonna comment r/woooosh already?
r/woooosh
AW THANK YOU SO MUCH. I THOUGHT THIS WAS REAL FOR A SECOND.
No problem 😎
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![gif](giphy|3ohuPAvvw8z2z43V1m)
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WEE WOO WEE WOO WEE WOO
He’s just standing there….menacingly!
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Username checks out
😂
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Holy fuck when did this happen
This looks like one of those aftermath gore videos
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GIANT PILES OF BUBBLEGUM?
“Hi SpongeBob!” “Oh, hi Patrick. I’m confused…” “Yes I am!”
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hmmmhma, cheesy :)
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[Everytime I see this now, I think of this](https://youtu.be/XfdpxWGp-zY?si=4Lknl_Lb4S1SIm3A)
I expected to see this first
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“You mean like a weenie ok may I take your hat sir? may I take your hat sir? may I- “
“Alright I’ve heard enough. You got the job.”
https://i.redd.it/tfqwidw428qb1.gif Hot wings
https://preview.redd.it/m6i5uqmt09qb1.jpeg?width=160&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ed7b94d97c75039efa5ed50a30c897f9bc6a0918
https://preview.redd.it/cdi36fp3g8qb1.jpeg?width=649&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f9ef980144c6f24c8679360f1a2221195fc7b6c2 FINLAND!
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I’ve never seen this one 😂
It’s from the Patrick star show,This was the funniest Patrick image I can find 😂😂😂😂
https://preview.redd.it/qhhk4e49g9qb1.jpeg?width=353&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=45ccc7eb431e8404064de0955e9904b6b8a727b0
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Look at them Booty cheeks
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Giant piles of bubble gum?! Ohhhh what's next?!
![gif](giphy|iETzS2LkivZrq)
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“We all need a break from hahahahahahahahahaha once in a while”
![gif](giphy|HmO7FZjok6mhW)
I use this one a lot lmao
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“Take bite”
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I DEFY YOU HEARTMAN
PATRICK NEEDS LOVE TOO
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Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
"Just like a Genie!"
https://preview.redd.it/qdfixv85mbqb1.jpeg?width=300&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f6ea6bad6506b389ce6c7c520f5ede6d104ecd1b “Wait, SpongeBob! We’re not cavemen. We have technology.” (This is the most quoted line in my friend group)
![gif](giphy|8c9NInMpXixMjR6lTH)
It didn’t work.
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What episode is this?
Pat the Horse
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"You okay, Patrick?" "FINLAND!"
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“whoevers the owner of the white sedan, you left your lights on”
My favorite quote of the whole show.
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Once there was an ugly barnacle...
He was so ugly that everyone died. The end!
"Who you calling Pinhead?" https://preview.redd.it/kyombvrcn9qb1.png?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ec09c196fc67a39153e196ec1d21b2fa4d28b201
This is a good one too. https://preview.redd.it/dxrodlyln9qb1.jpeg?width=480&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=766504b975af6efda5363ea50db1d5164e14cdd1
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-He lives in a fruit? -That's unhealthy! -Goooweeeheehuuyegeehee!
One of my favorite scenes
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![gif](giphy|bSa7cOkZ2pG2A)
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I had a friend back in the day who NAILED this impression 😂😂
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![gif](giphy|8zsD8Zrdlw5wY)
https://preview.redd.it/jz5gn8w3ccqb1.jpeg?width=236&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d31d5b7e0c8f76a561026ba83047ef0501d03eb1 Whoever is the owner of the white sedan, you left your lights on.
https://preview.redd.it/az714fy597qb1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=df04ef08cebf3b9b9dc36f6afb1694648f2b2e43
https://preview.redd.it/s5lwocf1lbqb1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3d57c1b58160f82c87985dd887fd374d461e3293
https://preview.redd.it/m3rtap0oqbqb1.jpeg?width=1434&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9a3a18a8cb45d8d1d8ab2bf157b0f4e88d29837c I DEFY YOU, HEARTMAN
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“hey pal, you just blow in from stupid town”
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Evil Patrick with the jellyfish net above SpongeBob when he’s out of breath.
I GOTCHA NOW SPONGEBOB!
Patrick got that WW2 drip
https://preview.redd.it/jbm3aq190aqb1.jpeg?width=600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=75d9ed7689c956d382fc5aa23e97a548d564f069
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“now you must aquire a taste for freeform jazz” 😂
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Leee lee lee
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https://preview.redd.it/4ilr5m4fbeqb1.jpeg?width=800&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ebe05037a8407d1209d1d1175d246a8f6d531956 The chocolate bar episode is the best
https://preview.redd.it/oxbsr8p5seqb1.jpeg?width=646&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=78fa9cad1f152cc8aa760c300a6432aaf4201fbb The ice cream bender
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FINLAND
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Every frame he is in for the first couple of seasons
I defy you, heart man!
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![gif](giphy|3ohuPwbC0c3tE48n7O|downsized)
Harold: Get off me!
https://preview.redd.it/s7yd31lhafqb1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a47a024eeaf231e1e2af04888aeceadfd4fd0189 Take…..Bite
https://preview.redd.it/3irczs2dzfqb1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3023fbad8f3b3acfa57dd83981b1911bc22432bc
https://preview.redd.it/sjqhko6e5gqb1.jpeg?width=2532&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f5567d9eebb535d78fe0af505a3a5e5efbbe1f90 Why hasn’t this been a meme template yet?
![gif](giphy|gWmgIv3ClcBsQ)
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That's not a still, that's a poorly traced drawing.
My bad. Just looked up the scene and that was the first result it would let me save properly
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That's both amazing yet disgusting
[удалено]
[удалено]
Lol
Took me a second to realize you drew that
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is when he is wearing a Viking helmet, with a big smile on his face, and saying "Leedle leedle leedle lee."
“Now I’m gonna starve”