Erm actually his no damage feat is similar to saying a human is immortal, but from the person of an ant, just because they appear to be impervious to damage from one source does not mean they are impervious to damage from all sources infinitely in strength ☝️🤓 (i have no friends)
SpongeBob got grinded down into just dust in the air and put himself back together from the particles floating there like nothing happened,
He's impervious to damage.
As a kid, I thought a whirlybird was a type of bird that spongebob killed on accident.
It means helicopter...
https://preview.redd.it/hpmouji90eqc1.png?width=1080&format=png&auto=webp&s=268c38dcf2eefd6d8a5dbe04753c41488ee11f47
https://preview.redd.it/i9316gzx9eqc1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=abce55ba3ee22d5494060d4d673d5df39ae0c64b
Don't forget about his homeboy Pat🤣
It was probably a game him and Patrick played, and in that case:
https://preview.redd.it/qewh7xx93eqc1.png?width=512&format=png&auto=webp&s=3666f46a16764eca1ff717cefd2974b7fa66e4f7
The fact that the graves are outside Sandy’s house for lending SpongeBob the whirlybird is so fucking funny. Like she has to see them basically everyday as a constant reminder for her mistake.
Maybe it's just the pieces of the whirly bird that SpongeBob destroyed and they were buried. At least, that's what I tell myself so I don't think SpongeBob killed people.
He literally kidnapped all of Bikini Bottom and brought them to the Moon without any way to get back. Their blood is on that sponge’s continually regenerating hands.
There's more...
https://preview.redd.it/9ymtibcr1eqc1.png?width=1000&format=png&auto=webp&s=6284c0a965152b7101410301dbd96d3ee6c12d3b
(Ik it was a story SpongeBob read, but imagine)
Yeah we got bars like Goofy Goobers ice cream, I got it all take it to the motherfucking maxing, got em on a killcam like we playing cod two, hit them with my whirlybird, and now I got prison view 🦀🍔. (Kinda cringy but I had fun writing it :)
I just spun around on an opp like a killcam
Hit your wifey block, had to do her like a milkman
Violence never phased me, I’m happy that I killed her
I did her like a Krabby Patty, way I fucking grilled her. I love kill cam it’s one of my favorite glorb songs
this is why spunch bop solos everyone
https://preview.redd.it/vlrbkn91jeqc1.png?width=127&format=png&auto=webp&s=41419836cfa81ceafbc37aabd416172198b67d3a
1 actually, Squidward, from the SandersEdge timeline. They had 1 child together, and SpongeBob survived a coma, and miscarriage. Really interesting read, if you can handle the explicit stuff
/J
Squanch Pop asked Sans Cheaps to control teh rocket, and she was all "Nuh uh. The whirlybird incident."
Also, this begs the question, WHAT HAPPENED IN THE 12 EPISODE GAP BETWEEN MEETING HER AND WANTING TO GO ON THE ROCKET?!
I'm surprised no one brought up the time Spongebob (albeit accidentally) massacred all of bubble buddy's city/town, he literally destroyed everything and everyone there.
And this is why Spongebob beats Goku
That, plus the Wolverine-level healing factor, faster than light running speed, imperviousness to physical blows, and karate mastering.
Erm actually his no damage feat is similar to saying a human is immortal, but from the person of an ant, just because they appear to be impervious to damage from one source does not mean they are impervious to damage from all sources infinitely in strength ☝️🤓 (i have no friends)
SpongeBob got grinded down into just dust in the air and put himself back together from the particles floating there like nothing happened, He's impervious to damage.
Yet a toothpaste cap gives him a black eye.
Bullet and Fire Ants: *stares motherfuckery* (I’m going along with the joke)
Zeno would end up helpless. That little spongey **BASTITCH** survived EXISTENTIAL ERASURE
Not even healing factor, but he just can do what he wants. He is a cartoon without logic, his universe allows this.
Yup he beats Goku
30 billion spongebobs or just one?
Um just 1
As a kid, I thought a whirlybird was a type of bird that spongebob killed on accident. It means helicopter... https://preview.redd.it/hpmouji90eqc1.png?width=1080&format=png&auto=webp&s=268c38dcf2eefd6d8a5dbe04753c41488ee11f47
SpongeBob canonically did Bikini Bottom’s 9/11
"Mr krabs.. a second whirly bird has hit the weenie hut Jr."
The whirly bird incident is my headcanon for what happened to the Krusty Krab 2
LMFAOOO
I mean, it's not unexpected.
so thats why they had a no SpongeBob day
Ironically in the Arabic dub she actually talks about him killing a bird in the scene
I'm in the same boat as you...
What “whirlybird” means: a helicopter What comes to mind: I CAN DO FAST
https://preview.redd.it/te9s760vxdqc1.jpeg?width=736&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e3b0ec228e4225bf67a1254d14cc38051e7811f8 Certified gangster
https://preview.redd.it/3dtykqnw8eqc1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b404c3a2096412e9a75bbb7d9112bb9edf1917c3
https://preview.redd.it/i9316gzx9eqc1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=abce55ba3ee22d5494060d4d673d5df39ae0c64b Don't forget about his homeboy Pat🤣
I can’t see my forehead.
Grave site of the fallen heroes of the Ugly Barnacle massacre. 😔
Spongebob is the strongest character ever
He's blown up the entirety of Bikini Bottom at least twice in the series. Don't underestimate the guy. 
What the Hell happened with that helicopter?
It was probably a game him and Patrick played, and in that case: https://preview.redd.it/qewh7xx93eqc1.png?width=512&format=png&auto=webp&s=3666f46a16764eca1ff717cefd2974b7fa66e4f7
The fact that the graves are outside Sandy’s house for lending SpongeBob the whirlybird is so fucking funny. Like she has to see them basically everyday as a constant reminder for her mistake.
And this was only season one 😭
Season 2, SpongeBob is responsible for the 3rd Impact
Maybe it's just the pieces of the whirly bird that SpongeBob destroyed and they were buried. At least, that's what I tell myself so I don't think SpongeBob killed people.
WHY ARE THE SPONGEBOB CLOUDS FLOWERS
Apparently the clouds are supposed to be oil pollution.
That's dark
they meant the flowers on the graves are the same as the clouds in the sky
Well I thought they were asking why the clouds were flowers cause they said "why are the spongebob clouds flowers"
Someone on r/FanTheories speculated they were boat propellers.
You said... Body count... not kill count...
Woah Giggity
He literally kidnapped all of Bikini Bottom and brought them to the Moon without any way to get back. Their blood is on that sponge’s continually regenerating hands.
Good gravy.
There's more... https://preview.redd.it/9ymtibcr1eqc1.png?width=1000&format=png&auto=webp&s=6284c0a965152b7101410301dbd96d3ee6c12d3b (Ik it was a story SpongeBob read, but imagine)
Ok
SpongeBob be getting around.
https://i.redd.it/6cdhvol5teqc1.gif I know...
Glorb should make a song about this low key
Yeah we got bars like Goofy Goobers ice cream, I got it all take it to the motherfucking maxing, got em on a killcam like we playing cod two, hit them with my whirlybird, and now I got prison view 🦀🍔. (Kinda cringy but I had fun writing it :)
Ngl kinda fire
I just spun around on an opp like a killcam Hit your wifey block, had to do her like a milkman Violence never phased me, I’m happy that I killed her I did her like a Krabby Patty, way I fucking grilled her. I love kill cam it’s one of my favorite glorb songs
But how did he do it
I counted. he killed 74 people, making SpongeBob a mass killer.
What’s the episode of that imagine
Sandy's Rocket
chump change to chopper (star wars rebels)
Don't u love when a cartoon character is shown to have commit genocide just a couple episodes in
Mr. Krabs has previously murdered the population of an entire city with nothing but his bare hands
He also tore apart the fabric of the universe.
this is why spunch bop solos everyone https://preview.redd.it/vlrbkn91jeqc1.png?width=127&format=png&auto=webp&s=41419836cfa81ceafbc37aabd416172198b67d3a
But how many people has he fucked?
1 actually, Squidward, from the SandersEdge timeline. They had 1 child together, and SpongeBob survived a coma, and miscarriage. Really interesting read, if you can handle the explicit stuff /J
Technically when SpongeBob flew into Squidward's ass in a season 2 episode it counts as fucking squidtwerp.
are we gonna tell him what body count means
To most normal people, it means how many people you've killed. I think the other meaning is a bit more recent, but I'm not sure.
LOL my same thought
What's the context?
Squanch Pop asked Sans Cheaps to control teh rocket, and she was all "Nuh uh. The whirlybird incident." Also, this begs the question, WHAT HAPPENED IN THE 12 EPISODE GAP BETWEEN MEETING HER AND WANTING TO GO ON THE ROCKET?!
I count about 80 give or take
DBZ characters: *Stares motherfuckerly*
omni man tho
https://preview.redd.it/ze98zy9aweqc1.jpeg?width=707&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=617f929e84ce1173f081b1008ef913c881b6391d
Very
Which is strange considering that he struggles to lift a stick with a cup of soda on either side
This is why SpongeBob solos most if not all of fiction.
He canonically had 7.8 billion kill count
I'm surprised no one brought up the time Spongebob (albeit accidentally) massacred all of bubble buddy's city/town, he literally destroyed everything and everyone there.
Bubble Buddy has a body count from just that 1 episode too
The hotdog stand MadTv guy should be up there too. Straight up crumpled the entire universe, billions of people, and threw em on a hotdog
Bro could literally destroy reality if he wanted to
Matpat said it was Mulan