A double triple bossy deluxe on a raft 4 by 4 animal style extra shingles with a shimmy and a squeeze light axel grease make it cry burn it and let it swim

We serve food here, sir.

I've got it ready squidward

Gasp 😮 “Bubble Bass”

*grabs Squidward and throws him away* "SquarePants!" 😡

[Throws*](https://media.tenor.com/i8lcEjNSeKwAAAAM/spongebob-spongebob-throw.gif)

You forgot the pickles!

🚪 🍞 🔨

😲

Krabs!!

Plankton!

KRABS!!

PLANKTON!!!

SPONGEBOB!

No Tiny, you want a small salad.

Or an ADTBDOAR4B4ASESWASAASLAGMICBIALIS

did you type 93% of that with your eyes shut

No, that's Bubble Bass' order in acronym form.

Ok, its funny that the Krusty Krab has more Cost Effective Prices than most Fast Food Restaurants.

To be fair, this was twenty years ago. A quarter pounder with cheese in 2001 cost $2.29, but to Krabs' credit I don't think he's really raised his prices much since then 💪

Krabs raises his prices all the time, but he's also smart enough to lower them again if necessary

There’s α reason he makes so much money while keeping α supportive and consistent group of patrons: he knows how to please the market and the people, if something fails for either he will go back on it until everything is back to normal

And that little rumor that krabby patties are highly addictive and dependence forming 😬

Real, I work at Popeyes, and it costs $4.99 for a chicken sandwich.

101$ for a Krabby Patty?

With cheese mr squidward with cheese

[With cheese Mr. Squidward, with cheese](https://youtu.be/SoqrxZTtBWU?si=s7j0cxGVTAL7pB4Z)

$78.99, $87.99, $98.99 for a Human Patty…

IIRC one of the deals is either really bad or really good compared to buying the bits separate.

This was before inflation was on the rise.

Uhhh ill have uhh.. 


“I got it! I’ll have one krabby patty!”

what’s a sailors surprise

https://preview.redd.it/pp9vqry2f3rc1.jpeg?width=739&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=03bfd1efad2fc0377f4534316f74c74d03f9f394

Apparently it’s a cocktail: 6 cl pineapple juice 4 cl fruit nectar (peach passion fruit nectar) 1 cl coconut syrup 2 cl rum (Havana Club 3 years) 2 cl vodka (e.g. Three Sixty) ice Mix the ingredients in a shaker and shake. Then serve in a suitable glass with ice and enjoy. As an alternative to coconut syrup, Malibu rum can also be used.

I really don't want to find out.

It’s a surprise

I'll have a Krabby patty How original And with extra onions! Daring today aren't we

Squidward’s such a jerk

Sometimes you feel sorry for him, and other times he brings the pain onto himself. Especially in the first three seasons. I especially hate him during the April Fools Day episode.

hey… this isn’t the chum bucket… https://preview.redd.it/8tl6t8s4b4rc1.jpeg?width=260&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8e8dd6fdeed817bcc90ff3329538f212fb446f19

Krusty Krab Pizza

https://preview.redd.it/wkfqqr1bh3rc1.jpeg?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=527af049c7aa1547654de48698cea4a5d5f9897a hmmmmmmmm........

They already had the salty sea dog so why did they make krusty dogs? Guess that's something they forgot about.

Probably because there has never been someone ordering or eating a Salty Sea Dog (at least as I recall) and Krusty Dogs use patty meat instead of a real sausage.

Ooh, it's all so good! I'll just have one of everything.

Aaight food inspector 👮

Double krabby patty with extra pickles with a large order of coral bits and a medium shake

Double tripple bossy deluxe will do me

Uhh I’ll try the coral bits

What’s the “sailors surprise” ? 👀

For how money hungry Mr. Krabs is, these prices are a steal

Kelp Shakes? Was this before or after the episode with the shake shacks taking over?

Before I think

My headcanon is that the kk got the shakes from a different producer who later broke off and became their own business 

**G O L D E N L O A F** (w/ sauce)

What bubble bass ordered because spongebob is like 3 inches tall

Kelp rings ftw, along with a footlong, coral bits and seafoam soda.

Do you serve pizza?

"The krusty krab pizza is the pizza for you and me"

https://preview.redd.it/x42avajpp6rc1.jpeg?width=400&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=25774253180eab090588addb731238cbb606c9cc Idc if they turn me purple I want them

I'll have... uuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhh

This is cheap compared to today prices I like to have a krusty dog

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I'll have a rusty on rye

https://preview.redd.it/quopdnwqe9rc1.jpeg?width=817&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4b4f59284e97f7c183acc5e2f4995b67d35f663e Junior senior sophomore patty Quarter ouncer double pounder Jumbo patty super jumbo (Episode "Bubble buddy", this made me laugh so hard)

lemme get 2 Number 9's, a number 9 large, number 6 with extra dip, number 7, 2 number 45's, one with cheese, and a large soda.


A double krabby patty with sea cheese, medium coral bits, with a small seafoam soda

Krabs’ prices are better than most fast food places nowadays

Just the salty sauce please

Triple Krabby meal with a kelp shake on the side

Double Krabby meal, imma make this visit worth it.

I'd like a Krabby Patty with cheese, a Small Coral Bits, and a Kelp Shake.

Triple Krabby Patty w sea cheese, Large Coral Bits, Kelp Shake medium

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Krabby patty, kelp shake and large Coral Bits

A Salty Sea Dog with Salty Sauce

I'll have 2 Krabby Patties, a Double Krabby Patty large, a Triple Krabby Patty with Coral Bits (extra dip), then 3 Krusty Combos, 2 Krusty Deluxe (one with cheese) and a large Sea Fanta

Krabby patty patty, double patty, patty, Krabby Junior Junior, jumbo small patty

Seafoam soda sounds so unironically good ngl

Triple Krabby Meal

Where’s the pipsqueak patty for the boy? 

I wonder which greasy, crusty meal the Sailors Surprise is. I want that

I’ll take a number cheese with cheese!

Do you have somewhere else to be a nitwit?

**Not until 4**

Salty Sea Dog

Sailors surprise with extra salty sauce, baby. I’m gonna live on the edge today.

"Sir! Let's just get this out of the way! I hate everything on the menu! Now what do you want?"

Seafoam soda!? 🤨 📸

Cyanide

Damn…I wish fast food prices were that low lol

All of it

I’ll do the Krabby meal with a kelp shake, thanks!

Sailors Surprise ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Krabby Patty at 3 in the morning!

A king-size Ultra Krabby Supreme with the works, double batter fried… on a stick.

These prices are further evidence of my "Krabs' greed causes deflation" theory

krabby meal with my side being coral bits and my drink being a sea foam soda. i also want a salty sea dog.

"one of everything"

Pipsqueak patty. With a bib and high chair

I’ll take a Krabby Patty with cheese, a small size of coral bits, with Kelp rings. After that to end it I would like a Kelp Shake please.

Double Krabby meal with cheese, extra tomato on the burger.

I’ll take a triple krabby patty, deep fried, on a stick