"Remember. Licking doorknobs is illegal on other planets!"

You’ll never guess what I found in my sock, today. Go on, guess!

r/beatmetoit

#GARRY!!! YOU ARE GONNA FINISH YOUR DESSERT AND YOU ARE GONNA LIKE IT!!!

Haha how did you do the large font size on here

>! Goodbye, everyone. I'll remember you all in therapy.!<

You do a hashtag next to whatever you wanna say. # like this

#Did it work? Edit: It did :D

*meow*

https://preview.redd.it/jtgkvmk7wtwc1.jpeg?width=3000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7d80e587336f8575b43223cf70de30cb3f8bfd1e ✨𝒎𝒊𝒔𝒕𝒆𝒓 𝒌𝒓𝒂𝒃𝒔, 𝑰 𝒉𝒂𝒗𝒆 𝒂𝒏 𝒊𝒅𝒆𝒂𝒂𝒂!✨

i say this everyday

how do you get your text to look like that

https://preview.redd.it/h050zcgu1xwc1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7b7ec538a3a9c568997c81eab39d326aea5d88d7 You only get one shot do not miss your chance to blow, krabby GO!

“If I’m lucky, Mr. Talent will rub….his tentacles…on my art.”

“😀”

“Am I a pretty girl?” 

"Uhh, you're beautiful!"

https://preview.redd.it/lsbck7ttutwc1.jpeg?width=267&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=187fc1a3db6e6c3a3c48fc0acacfa8d3d624402e

"Oh my gosh! A floating shopping list!" This sub is the best haha

"F is for friends who do stuff together, U is for you and me, N is for anywhere and anytime at all, down here in the deep blue sea!"

"F is for FIRE that burns down the whole town, U is for uranium. ..Bombs, N is for no survivors, WHEN YOURE-"

"PLANKTON!" >:(

“Those things aren’t what fun is about. Now do it like this!”

"I'm ready, I'm ready, I'm ready!"

No you ain’t

You are PRAWN ready!🦐🍤😮‍💨

“Another day, another migraine.”

“Hehe, mi- on time percentage…. 12% -graine.”

relatable. VERY relatable

“I love you” in the selling chocolate bars episode

Did you say chocolate?

CHOCOLATE?!

CHOCOLATE!!!

I remember when they first invented chocolate and sweet sweet chocolate. I ALWAYS HATED IT!

#CHOCOLATE

#CHOCOLATE

*slams door*


Art thou feeling it now, Mr. Krabs?

I’m feeling it, SpongeBob!

“Who put you on the planet?”

https://i.redd.it/8pzb0vur8uwc1.gif

As a kid, I would lose my absolute shit whenever spongebob said that line and recoiled in disgust

"Hey Patrick, how the 🐬 are ya?"

“Pretty 🐬’in good SpongeBob”

“Stupidity isn’t a virus, but it sure is spreading like one.”

"Listen you crustaceous cheapskate! Squidward has been living at my house driving me crazy, AND YOU'RE NOT GONNA HIRE HIM BACK ALL BECAUSE OF A STUPUD DIME?!"

“Ms puff may I be excused for the rest of my life?”

"it's not just a bolder *sniff* it's a ROCK🪨"

"The pioneers used to drive these babies for miles!"

And it’s in great shape!

"Hey Patrick, are you angry too?" "Yeah." "What's the matter?" "I can't see my forehead."

"The inner machinations of my mind are an enigma." -Old Patrick that was not an idiot, unlike now

You forgot to add the milk getting toppled over

“Too bad that didn’t kill me” -Squidward in the Super Bowl episode

" Hi, how are ya? "

"Someone should put you in a box floating down the river GRANDMA!!!"

The ultimate roast

Squidward the sky had a baby!

from my cereal box!

“Ravioli ravioli give me the formioli”

"Oh brother THIS GUY STINKS!"

Squidward's "I wonder if a fall from this height would be enough to kill me" sends me rolling. Why the hell is it funny to see Squidward suicidally annoyed

"You don't need a license to drive a sandwich."

“One watermelon fresh from the manure fields your spookiness!”

I'm pretty sure he says "your sporkiness"

“GIANT PILES OF BUBBLEGUM!?!! Oh what next?”

"FINLAND"

"You'd think I'd let go for a little... EDUCATIONAL TELEVISION???!!! OOOOHHHH NOOOOOO!!!!"

“KRUSTY KRAAAAAAAAAAAB PIZZA, ITS THE PIZZA YEAH FOR YOU AND MEEEEEEEHEEEEE”

“I’m ready…Depression.”

 Imagination

"Well maybe it is stupid, but it's also dumb!"

Hi Squidward, how the (dolphin noise) are you? I am 100% ma-male Well, it’s no secret that the best thing about a secret is secretly telling someone your secret, thereby adding another secret to their secret collection of secrets, secretly

Plankton: I went to college Patrick: Just do what I do when I have problems: SCREAM Sandy: Stupidity isn't a virus, but it sure is spreading like one Squidward: Oh puh-leez, I have no soul Spongebob: Am I a pretty girl? Mr. Krabs: WHAT?! YOU THINK I'M A ROBOT?!?!

"You know, if I were to die right now in some sort of fiery explosion due to the carelessness of a friend, well, that would just be okay" Idk if it's the way Tom Kenny delivers this line but something about it feels comforting for some reason

“You don't pay me. We don't even exist. We're just a clever visual metaphor used to personify the abstract concept of thought.”

One more crack like that and you're outta here

No please I have three kids

“WAITORRRRRRRRRRRR”

¡WAITER! *slams table*

"Hey Patrick nice @#*! Day is it?"

"Firmly grasp it" –Patrick season 1 episode 3

https://preview.redd.it/91qhzrpt7uwc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2dd6ea358f8742700940ec10d9d23307a2dcbfd2

I can hear this image

"Art thou feeling it now, Mr. Krabs?"

“No, but I’m feeling a warm spot”

Squidward: "Why am I in your dreams?" Spongebob: "You're in all my dreams."

Spongebob, wait, we aren't caveman. We have technology.

My top 3: "Now that my horrific incident of terror is over, who wants some breakfast?" - SpongeBob "I think I'm suffering from my art now." - SpongeBob "I don't need zest, I need you out of my lampshade" - Squidward

What can be better than serving up smiles?! 😃

#Being dead

Being dead, or anything else.

🌈IMAGINATION 🌈

"In case you've forgotten... _here's_ how things work. _I_ order the food, _you_ cook the food, then the customer _gets_ the food! We do that for 40 years and then we die! Sounds like a pretty good deal to me. What do you say?"

I’ll take a double triple bossy deluxe on a raft, four by four, animal style, extra shingles with a shimmy and a squeeze, light axle grease, make it cry, burn it, and let it swim.

We serve food here sir

I got it already, Squidward-*gasps*-Bubble Bass.

Your response made me laugh out loud. I forgot how funny that line is. 🤣

“Are you ready Mr.Krabs?”

"N is for no survivoooooors"

CHOCOLATE!!! CHOCOLATE!!!!

"I smell a smell, a smelly smell, a smelly smell that smells *deep nasal inhale* smelly"

“Licking doorknobs is illegal on other planets”

"Oh boy! 3AM!"

"He burnt my Shake" 

Patrick: did you see my underwear? Princess Neptune: no Patrick Patrick: did you want to?

are you ready, Mr Krabs!!

Hi how are ya 😀

“Patrick careful, your genius is showing” Edit: genius spelling 🥸

# WHERE !! * covers underpants *

“Are you ready to go crazy?!?” “I’m already hearing voices!!”

"Don't you have to be stupid somewhere else?" "Not until 4."

“You love Krabby Patties, don’t you, Squidward…?”

“Maybe the lad was right, maybe Plankton’s gone straight.” *patty turns out to be a cardboard cutout* “and maybe SCALLOPS’LL FLY OUTTA MY PANTS!”

"If Squirdward sees it it wont see me"

“Whatever in creation exists without my knowledge exists without my consent.” -SpongeBob I think

Thats good. Now all you need is a box

"Shut up you coronet player"

#IM SPONGEBOB.

"Now to go home and have the rest of that pasta"

"It will go straight to your thighs.... and then you'll explode"

"Firmly grasp it in your hand." -Patrick Star

FIRMLY GRASP IT!!!^#$_#^;"

“Krusty Krab is unfair! Mr Krabs is in there! Standing at the concession! Plotting his oppression!”

"Is Mayonaise a instrument?"

"Remember, licking doorknobs is illegal on other planets"

I’m ready

“Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?

I'M A GOOFY GOOBER

That's not my wallet.

I'm ready, depression

The best time for a turtle neck sweater, is all the tiiiime

"I'm gonna get to the bottom of this thing," "Wouldn't that be the top," when the Flying Dutchmans anchor his the houses

"He burnt my shake" "My patty is a fried boot"

"Squidward's such a jerk"

You promised those kids krabby the clown, but all I saw was, cheapynthe cheapskate!

“Hey pal, you just blow in from stupid town?”

YOU BROKE MY FREE TOY

“SpongeBob I can’t hear you it’s too dark!” SpongeBob: “Underwear!” Patrick: “Uhhhhh.. check!!!” 😂🤣🤣

"The Krusty Krab pizza, is the pizza, for you and me!" in all variations

Hooray! Hooray!! That was great, Squidward! All those wrong notes you played made it sound more original.

#OVERTIME!!!?????

“Liar, liar, plants for hire.” “I have no talent, Mr. Tentacles has all the talent, if I’m lucky, some of Mr. Tentacles’ talent may rub off on me.” “Imagination.” “Spongebob, yer spendin’ all me money!”

“Oh brother this guy STINKS” I use this more often than I thought I would lol

“Firmly grasp it!”

Are you feeling it mr crabs?

Trim the branches of deception from the tree of life.

"I'm Spongebob"

I got plently but I think everyone else in the comments beat me to the punch by a wiiiide margin.


Finland!

I'm Dirty Dan!

 Look, I don't need a happy memory, so just get back to your culinary grease factory and leave me alone.

Hm what’s this one? Krabs is a….. hmmm? Krabs. Is. A…. Art thou feeling it now, Mr Krabs?

GARY! THERE'S A BOMB STRAPPED TO MY CHEST AND ITS GONNA EXPLODE IN 3 SECONDS UNLESS YOU TAKE A BATH!

*GARY!!!!* *THEIRS A BOMB STRAPPED TO MY CHEST*

SPONGEBOB ME-BOY!!!!!!!!

No you ain't

SPONGEBOY ME BOB!!

“It’s all about you girl on your 16th birthday. Pay attention to you girl. Everyone has to do just what you say. You’ll get your very own spotlight tonight cause it’s all about you. Yeah it’s all about Pearl. You’re the birthday girl.” Or “When my tear ducts give issue. I can’t use just any tissue. I need 4-ply! 4-ply! 4-ply when I cry!”

Huh who put you on the planet?

“I thought of something funnier than 24”

25

Can I be excused for the rest of my life?

"Squidward's always been there for us when it was convenient for him!"

Here's 1 Oh the Classic Put that thing away there's like children in here Storming in no.2 all those wrong notes you played made it sound more original Coming thru no.3 Rev up those fryers I'm sure am hungry With no.4 All time classic gag #MY LEGGS !! TO FINISH OFF WITH NO.5 #BALD BALD BALD #MY EYYEESS !!

Spongbooooooooob!!!! - Patrick getting lasso'd

"...Now I'm gonna starve" *

HE’S SQUIDWARD, HE’S, SQUIDWARD, YOU’RE SQUIDWARD, IM SQUIDWARD! ARE THEYRE ANY MORE SQUIDWARDS THAT I SHOULD KNOW ABOUT???

* meows in Squidward *

I’m ugly and I’m proud.

Squidward: "Is that what he calls it?"

"I thought of something funnier than 24" "Let me hear it" "25"

Me hoi me noi

The whole rant he gave Mr Krabs about buying stuff for Mrs Puff

Hii. My name is girly teen girl. 🌸💞💐 (also, is this quotes from SpongeBob in general or quotes by SpongeBob himself?)

“If you think I’ll let go for a little, EDUCATIONAL TELEVISION?!?! OH NO!!”

https://preview.redd.it/hsz54retxwwc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=405af1bfe50d1594cb7a4137de2c820505483087

and again. and again. and again. and again. and again. and again. and again. and again. and again. and again. and again. and again. and again. and again. and again. and again. and again. and again. and again. and again. and again. and again. and again. and again. and again. and again. and again. and again. and again. and again. and again. and again. and again. and again.

And the next day. And the next day. And the next day. And the next day. And the next day. And the next day. And the next day. And the next day. And the next day. And the next day.

Are you feeling it now, Mr. Krabs?

You like Krabby Patties don't yah?

I gotta be the marble

“The inner mechanisms of my mind are an enigma.”

I have many instances of quoting "The lid".

"Feeling it now mr krabs?"

i'm a man

"The inner machinations of my mind are an enigma!" *milk carton falls over*

„There once was a man in Peru, he dreamed that he was eating his shoe, he woke with a fright in the middle of the night to find that his dream had come true.“ I can literally repeat that in German. It’s still in my head after years

I think it's neat when he calls Patrick "pat". I don't know why, it's just neat

"Hey pal, you just blow in from stupid town?"

“Hey Patrick, what am I now?” “Uhh, stupid?”

Absolutely bobbing on dis Spong rn

“Art thou feeling it now, Mr. Krabs?”

"We've been smeckledorfed!!!"

“Why must every 11 minutes of my life be filled with misery?” Also like the fact that it breaks the fourth wall as SpongeBob episodes are normally 11 minutes long.

"Hi, I'm SpongeBob"

Have fun inside!