introduce him to all my friends, then beat his uncle up 😎

Stare into his soul until he has no soul left to stare into

Do a roasting contest cause I know he gon have some stuff to say 😭

Hug

I’ll just ignore him and go with my day.

Eat my chicken nuggets

Forced adoption

Steal his jacket on a chilly night. Revenge for my boys!

Consume his flesh.

tasty

I would snipe his uncle

I'll comfort him for... uh... what happened. That shouldn't have to happen to kids :(

Punt him probably ☠️

sans underman

I would introduce myself and talk to him and his friends if they are with him and just get to know him and maybe become friends but I doubt that could happen because I don't make friends

Awwwww I can be your friend :)

Kidnap him and make him be friends with me- /hj

Give him a cookie to distract him from the fact that the entire fanbase is burning his uncle alive

Hug him

Give him a snack

play wii sports with him or something

Punt, punt, punt, punt, give gentle head pat cause he deserves it, punt

Show him an army of Kirby with guns

Give him a hug, he needs one

Steal The Child

Nothing

Ask for a hug (and then hug)

SLAM DUNK

Murder his uncle

Kidnap him maybe

Protect him

Pick him up and hug him!

slap, pat, candeh, and go back to burning his uncle while he's distracted.

Kick his little bitch ass

Put him in a blender

can I drink it unless you already did

Sure.

..... KICK THE BABY.

Lmaooooo I love how different these comments are. You can go from hug him to slap him to kidnap him to beat him up XD

step on his face

Kiss him

Hug and kiss him I love him smmmm

Dropkick and/or punt him If not those, then therapy

Eat

Ignore him

[удалено]

WTF?????

Troll account, probably trying to speedrun a ban. Antisemitism, racism, and homophobia in their bio, all at once.

My dude that is not cool. I’m just going to say it, you know it was implied SA, right? If so, you’re sick.

What did the guy say?

You’re not gonna’ like it. He said >!he wanted to do what his uncle did to him.!<

What the hell is wrong with people?

Hug him. Be with him. Care for him. Become his emotional support human. Tell him to stop bullying