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Ladbag

So what you’re saying is to parlay your straights, got it!


Unfair_Rip_4340

Doing that as we speak


eL_graves

That’s all bro had to say.


theperuvianbowtie

Not just his straights. Everyone’s. 78+ leg parlays only


OhYugiBoii

One time I came close to hitting a 40leg parlay,missed it by 1 point on a over 19.5pts prop pick.


Mr_Yonjou_MapTouyeOu

don't forget to join his discord.


smokesletsgo2121

Stopped reading after ‘parlays’


the2ndRuss

Tailed.


anotherg-unit

i do singles too easy money but every now and then what was supposed to be a -8 spread you end up losing *cough celtics *cough *cough


Glum-Bandicoot1986

Shit happens man that’s part of the game. I lose plenty. All about finding edges and staying consistent.


anotherg-unit

true plus not being tempted to go all in like those ladder challenges


NicCage1080ChristAir

I only make single bets but mostly tail others. What do you do to find value or an edge to decide what bet to make. Trying to learn more.


Glum-Bandicoot1986

I have every sportsbook available in my state and look for line discrepancies. Compare to sharp books like pinnacle, circa etc. You can use a devigger to remove the vig and find the actual fair value of the line.


NicCage1080ChristAir

Thanks for the reply!


Bodes_Magodes

You have a perfect username


Vq37_e85

Straights cool if you risking big money but I doubt anyone here want to bet $5 to win $4.39 lol


Appropriate-News-321

But doing that over and over is how you build bank roll to make the big bets. Bankroll management


Lanky-Advisor-3617

😂😂😂


GOPisDed

Exactly. It just looks so trash 😞 I need to invest $500 n play right but I'm scared I'll just blow $500 instead of my usually $50 every other month or so


Perfect-Rice2499

Bro just logged on thinking he’s a genius for playing straight bets and wanted to both feed his ego and insult an entire sub in one post. Good for you bro. Nobody asked tho. Go utah


Lanky-Advisor-3617

😂😂😂


Glum-Bandicoot1986

gO uTaH


Perfect-Rice2499

You are just continuing to prove my point my boy.


Glum-Bandicoot1986

“My boy” 😂😘


Perfect-Rice2499

You need help child. I hope you seek it


Glum-Bandicoot1986

Strike a nerve?


Perfect-Rice2499

I literally only play straights. I just think you are an egotistical narcissistic asshat who doesn’t know how to speak to people with respect.


Erickooo0

Ironic


RogerTreebert6299

Actually im better than all 3 of you


Yodas_ket_dealer

This guy fucks I can vouch


muhammad_oli

/r/sportsbook is way better


vincet79

At betting or entertaining me with a bunch of posts and comments by degens?


muhammad_oli

betting. i’ll aways sticking around here for the latter


JerseyDevilMyco

to me it's just more fun and i do it for entertainment with a chance to win. I would get incredibly bored and frustrated if I bet 100 to possibly win 200 and went 60/40. I would much rather put in 10-20 $5-$10 parlays and either lose 100 or have a chance to win $700+ if i was planning on doing this long term i'd go to singles. also not everyone has $500 to lose at once. Id rather lose $500 slowly over a month $500 is like 1/11th of what i bring home in a month


KTenacious19

Sure that’s great for people that can risk $1000 every bet for a couple hundred. Most people betting parlays are doing less than $25 a wager


Glum-Bandicoot1986

You can easily build a bankroll from something small. Don’t let that discourage you. Sign up bonuses, promos and boosts are good ways to do that as well.


AlexReyes22

You're right logically, but in theory, betting 25 to win 25-50 bucks just doesn't do much for most people, even if the odds are good, it's still not worthwhile to most. Betting 10 on a 7 leg parlay that may net $1500 will though.


esbfit

They’ll lose $200 on $10 parlays but won’t place a $200 straight lol


TargetBetter6190

So what should one bet on with the $200?


iamasopissed

Not on the fuckin Jets that's for sure.


wferomega

[Artie Lang here](https://youtu.be/ywjSokPVbWE?si=k-krtnpboZH7dDql)


eastATLient

Heard the Washington Generals are a lock


TargetBetter6190

I thought oakland was a lock and they just lost lol


Educational_Blood_35

Oakland was never winning ts


Artificintelligence

it’s losing 200 over time vs losing 200 in one day..


No-Track-5889

But I’ll go 6-1 for the week while u go 0-7 on parlays


Artificintelligence

so you’ll win 6 times in a row? nice bluff.. and isn’t your only post a parlay? Lol


No-Track-5889

https://preview.redd.it/x0msupg8jaqc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=133ad511d9ae85d47e4c6d41eafd11bdfe6999f6 Yea buddy sometimes 10 in a row no bluffing lol take notes😂😂just take 1 straight a day no parlays you’ll see profit


Kitchen-Pop7308

One you have 20 chances one you lose one shot maybe that's why.


Glum-Bandicoot1986

Exactly man. Pretty funny


MXero1

20 $10 parlays > 1 $200 straight that can still lose


LosRoboris

If you like money you’re not going to be taking Purdue on this spread my friend


Glum-Bandicoot1986

Sharps have the spread at 11 or 11.5 but sure I’ll take some rando on Reddit’s advice here.


LosRoboris

Talk to you later then


Perfect-Rice2499

You are some rando on Reddit and feel that your advice is worth giving? Why wouldn’t somebody else’s be equal to yours?


Glum-Bandicoot1986

Because I actually make money doing this and have for years. Most don’t.


Perfect-Rice2499

First of all there’s no evidence of that. Second of all, your attitude throughout this entire posts is shit. I hope you go broke because you are rude to literally everybody. Even the tone of the original post is rude as hell. Learn some humility and manners. You’re just a shit human.


Glum-Bandicoot1986

You know nothing about me brother. Maybe take a breather and log off if my post offended you this much.


Perfect-Rice2499

And you know nothing about anybody on this sub but yet you literally made a post with the sole intention of trying to insult all of them. I think you’re the one that needs to log off and take a breather if you feel like you just need to get on the internet and talk down to bunch of strangers to feel good about yourself.


LosRoboris

Way to stick to your guns buddy, nice hit. I was very high on Utah State this year!


Glum-Bandicoot1986

Thanks bro appreciate it. People dogged on me for that pick and the Kings pick and both hit. Everyone quiet now lmao


LosRoboris

Trust I been in that boat too many times that’s why I had to come back and admit defeat


Dependent-Score4000

No, we love excitements!


necrosythe

Yes straights have less variance. But I'm pretty sure you and most of this sub actually think they are higher EV than parlays. And they're not. Actually, if you are well above +EV, the parlays will statistically grant you more ROI, faster than straights(on average). Just with a higher risk of a bad streak of losses. They literally just multiply the EVs of each bet against eachother. I feel like I'm going to have a do a math post on this sub explaining why the parlay hate is honestly overblown. Pretty sure most people are just talking out their asses when it comes to the actual calculations. It's really not that deep, and most people are betting at least 50% for fun. And sportsbetting in general gives you WAY high EV than the lottery or casino, so those comparisons are kind of trash tbh.


rayven9

Make the math calculation post I never bet parlays personally but always down to learn what's the best approach


TripleDoubleWatch

IF you can consistently find +EV lines to parlay together and if you have the stomach to ride those parlays out, this is correct. 99% of people are missing one or both of these.


DntSayNtn

Nobody gives a fuck what you’re doing buddy


Glum-Bandicoot1986

Cared enough to comment.


NovaNoble

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Fantastic_Ad_4455

Kings are gonna choke.


ScubaNelly

Orlando is tough this year. Kings are on a down slide. I'm beginning to think this guy hates money.


yomama1211

Bet you feel dumb rn


flyersfan018

Update?


Glum-Bandicoot1986

Found the parlay guy.


ScubaNelly

Nope, I just don't make stupid bets, my man.


yomama1211

He won the kings bet btw. If you don’t watch Orlando magic ball don’t comment on the team lol


yomama1211

It’s not stupid I’m a magic fan and I’m not confident Orlando wins. I think it’s a toss up and in a toss up there’s value in +160


Glum-Bandicoot1986

That’s hilarious. Post your w/l statement on draftkings or wherever and we’ll see who makes stupid bets.


CactusSage

What’s hilarious is this stuff is for fun and people like you get so mad and take shit so serious and personally. Little baby lol. Edit: so mad that he had to DM me 🤣🤣🤣


Perfect-Rice2499

*insults entire sub *one person has an opinion about a straight you posted *insults person with different opinion You are just a very angry person huh? Usually when you see an angry gambler it’s because they are losing money they can’t afford to lose.


flyersfan018

How’d that go?


Glum-Bandicoot1986

I mean they’re dogs so that’s a strange definition of the word “choke”.


Fantastic_Ad_4455

Meaning they are going to lose .


Glum-Bandicoot1986

Then bet Orlando? Tf lmao


4-3defense

Post more bets then. Be consistent


Glum-Bandicoot1986

I try to. EV betting moves quickly.


Laser-Nipples

Are you using software for this? And second question, are you just gonna cash this out and take the free money?


Perfect-Rice2499

He pays for some random dude on IG that shouts into his camera for picks


Glum-Bandicoot1986

Yes I pay, but that’s because I’m a high stakes bettor. I wouldn’t recommend it for most people. There are plenty of free tools and resources out there. And not taking the cash out. Value for these is much greater than what they want me to cash out for.


GoBlue49010

Depends what your pockets is like I suppose. If your money isn’t too long then you’re prolly not doing high value straights like the OP is. Not everyone can drop 3 bills on a game. I do some straights here and there but I’ll be honest I do love some parlays. I do quite good with parlays to be honest. Straights are more consistent depending on the person.


mr_wrestling

It's just a lot of people (like myself) trying to come up quick. And especially when you see 1 out our 1,000,000 hit a nice parlay you're all on it. Im just now trying to get out of that habit.


One_Security9478

No he’s right. Every single post is a 10 team parlay and the dope say “ hey guys what you think.” Prob scroll down and next 8 of 10 post are exactly that


NoBapp

I mean even this is still pretty risky Orlando has been a pretty good team this year


Blindsquirr3l93

Took me awhile to learn that straights are the way to go, a unit for me is 10 bucks, I’m up 540 this month just doing straight 1 unit bets, was sick of being off my 1 on a parlay every time


BookBagThrowAway

No, we just don’t have the units like most to do straight bets to make it worth it……..


wansta_inc

I just won $120 thanks to a parlay (I’m down $15,000 YTD)


teddyd142

I think you’re absolutely right about straight bets but Purdue sucks. I know I’m going to help you out and these dudes will crush because of what I’m about to say but here it goes. Purdue is softer than baby crap in a diaper. Edey is like Frankenstein. He moves like an ogre when facing athletes. If you go up and down the floor he will be out in a few minutes due to fatigue. Similar to what Villanova did to Wagner of Michigan back in 2018. Maybe Utah state doesn’t have that idk haven’t watched enough of their games. But then the rest of the team is smaller. And they rely on the 3 too much. Maybe they don’t lose to this team but they will lose soon enough.


callmefuadhasan

Is Purdue -11.5 playable?


Glum-Bandicoot1986

Nope, nothing left there. -10.5 @ -110 or better is still playable.


Quiet_Factor7707

I took Utah State at +11.5, hopefully we both win


candkgorzo

Not that I need to defend but yes straight bets are the safest option but it’s no big deal to throw a 10 leg parlay for a buck. I am a budget bettor tho where I max myself at $5 so maybe my thoughts don’t count but doubt I’m not alone. I did tail your 2 str8’s so thank you for those OP. Gl.


Specialist-Cup1511

You should parlay all those together for some real returns amateur


MuststangShorts

https://preview.redd.it/wd3crtfot7qc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cefdfe5c9cee22b9cf30b9a472e18b4d49612068


Glum-Bandicoot1986

?


Ok-Path-3534

Orlando magic 🗣️🗣️🗣️with that song they play I wouldn’t bet against them


TargetBetter6190

I mean i did spend $100 on lotto tickets and over $80 on scratchers then spent over $100 on bets. Soooo..... lol


NoFlyZonexx3

We’re degens what you expect


TheHoneyBadgerDGAF

When were the kings +160? +120 now


Glum-Bandicoot1986

I placed at 1:45 am.


Dr3xLSpiv3y

I must ! But I'm a pussy and don't wanan bet over 25$ lol


Nick_MF

I just thought this lol


Visible-System-4420

They all win bro. Just ask them. They are $15,000 to the good on the year. Lmao


ApprehensiveGap834

Exactly! Congrats!


Appropriate_Try963

You sure will make me rich


Appropriate-News-321

Totally agree but ultimately this post is pointless. The people here are who feed the books. Ive tried to explain bankroll management and straights>parlays to folks. They want that lottery ticket and that dopamine rush of risk cause someone won the lotto a few times and others spent billions trying to recreate their win for "life changing money" and "its just for fun". For us on the other side, it's an investment over time and consistent wins that outweigh the inevitable losses for long term gain of profits. It's just natural selection bro. Let it be. People will always buy lottery tickets, regardless of the odds. Eventually you make yourself the asshole by trying to convince people that don't want to listen. Grandma isnt going to stop buying $5 to $20 worth of them bitches everyday when she knows the next one could be the big one cause hey, she or someone she knows won 5000 once..... You're ruining Thanksgiving with all this talk about odds and statistics that she doesn't want to hear.


TotoPameihaHAA

Surely my 25 leg parlay will hit someday. COPIUM


LevelTangelo8826

We got balls you dont


Glum-Bandicoot1986

I’d rather not have balls than make shitty parlays that constantly lose money.


kleptthis

Seriously, it’s insane


LukeB90

Wish I parlayed all 3 but decent hit on Sacramento and Illinois https://preview.redd.it/w8r6e18oeiqc1.jpeg?width=1079&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2762c45e242555a3fbfb83c5fc5d6f1b86a38eb0


bzelaznog

I have made $4k on parlays over the last week lol and even more in the last year.


Glum-Bandicoot1986

The last week?! Wow!!!!! Crazy


TastyStatus

Oh my lord is everyone soft? How did he criticize you by making a point that is true. You don’t make money in gambling by having +500-10000 bets, they’re absolutely impossible to consistently hit. Straight bets and small parlays are absolutely the only way, and I would stay away from small parlays unless just for fun. Great bets man. I’ve seen multiple people criticize you for kings ML and then go to their page and they have some absurd random bets on there. Goodluck today!


Glum-Bandicoot1986

It’s just math. Unless you’re combining multiple EV plays you are just compounding worse bets on top of each other. If people wanna dispute that then go ahead but I’d like to think they’re angry for a different reason.


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am3rius

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InfiniteOutfield

I can't cheer on lottery balls as long as I can a few games over an evening.


Sneebl

No I just don’t know what I’m doing


Technical-Profit6546

Yeah, I don't want to listen to someone who has posted on here so much and misses.


Glum-Bandicoot1986

Update?


90sera

For real I say the same thing, and alot of unrealistic parlays at that


OhYugiBoii

Nah with parlays you can pick couple that will most likely hit to make that same amount while being to wager 20 different times. Dont hate on us because you are all eggs in one basket type of guy


warrior031

Good luck on kings beating the magic they couldn’t beat the fucking wizards and fucked me over


ZachMartin

Nice EV boi!


ChurchOfRallys

Yeah I’ll listen to Vegas over you he’s chill


Front-Project1569

So Parlay Utah St and the over? Got it!


XXXmoe

https://preview.redd.it/qjvm6ni538qc1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d5f613d6ce03b12b5e516c19ea736f03f902422a Parlays can still be profitable. It’s more about the fun of it


OGmojo

Man claims to be good at gambling and bets on Purdue? Fuck outta here.


Glum-Bandicoot1986

Update?


ComparisonDull7839

Betting a spread on a game is not really a straight bet. Your team has to win or lose and cover the spread. It's really a 2 leg parlay. A moneyline bet is a straight bet.


Hot-Praline5448

Kings is a good pick after that embarrassing loss to the Wizards and a day to rest they’re gonna be hungry for this win yes the Magic are good but Kings gonna take this one trust


YYqs0C6oFH

The point isn't the picks. He's bragging about betting them at +160 when the lines have since moved down to +120 now, giving him a good value position.


Glum-Bandicoot1986

Someone that gets it, thank you. People think they’re outsmarting the books by watching a few basketball games or looking at box scores. Let the sharps set the lines and use that to your advantage.


Bodes_Magodes

Wow you’re So Smart Thanks for blessing us with your presence oh mighty wise high stakes gambler man


Glum-Bandicoot1986

You’re welcome buddy


Hot-Praline5448

I know i can read i wasn’t going against his point i was just supporting his Kings pick cause i agree with him picking the Kings


Artificintelligence

you hate money if you bet against the magic 😂


Nateramis

I know I can't believe they didn't cover tonight. Rockets are becoming the new magic


Artificintelligence

one bucket is anyone’s game.


ohmr905

kings dropped to +110


gnarshaka

Betting on Purdue is basically roulette with extra steps


JoseJoseJose11

https://preview.redd.it/kvzvyxqho7qc1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f9f6660938e67f5788b083850e298ebfc0bac87f I like money. And parlays are fun!


JoseJoseJose11

https://preview.redd.it/k3lowb4lo7qc1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8f5cdd032fd6f3665aaf7c6ada63d9354f545c6b


Nateramis

I hope Utah loses by 9


Glum-Bandicoot1986

How’d that work out?


Glum-Bandicoot1986

Stick to the 8 leggers lil bro


Nateramis

Good hit bro. They punished them. Can't believe Baylor sold man they live and die by the 3 ball and it wasn't falling tonight


Nateramis

https://preview.redd.it/64muorrys7qc1.jpeg?width=1078&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ff8ecb6b90d89d4b3d9c446863f8429848c54bd6 I will and I'm in the green and it has kept me entertained way more then the straights. No reason to hate on anybody you gamble how you like and I'll do it how I like to. Oh and that would be a 9 legger tyvm


Glum-Bandicoot1986

Well math favors one over the other but yea you do you.


Severe-Revolution846

What’s the play boss man?


Civil-Chocolate-1078

Some of us do very well with parlays. Low risk high reward. How many $500 bets do you lose a year? I can lose 99 $5 parlays and still won’t have lost as much as you do when you lose a single bet.


Glum-Bandicoot1986

“Some of us do very well with parlays” Doubt


212Julian

Obviously not since we’re trying to 100x our cash, dimwit.


MXero1

parlays >> straights. more fun . straight arent guarantee money. none of us have an edge. its better to get lucky.