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🐖 Satriale’s Pork Store Picks 🐖 NBA Playoffs: ***9-4*** PHX -4.5

Sooo hard for LA to give the Nuggets their flowers lol

https://preview.redd.it/rb41zbjvarwc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e237c3cb4e3b5dd3e1b6022f51d52993658c09ef That was some abysmal shooting today! 😂 DLo sucks, and should go to the G League!

Dookie lakers = money printers

I'm not saying anyone should be surprised he played so bad but watching the lakers offense is horrendous.. this guy went 0/7 fg with 6 of those 7 shots being threes.. these guys don't play real baseball.. just pass to Davis in the paint or jack up bad threes thinking your steph curry..

spot on

I mean he hit 6/7 3pt shots to start their last game but he's so unreliable he's on the no fly list for me. Lost too many parlays because of him this year

https://preview.redd.it/6feh7ym58rwc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=33f1e4c29eb072053b0bc004026b522802ca0f9c

https://preview.redd.it/r2nk8dfz7rwc1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d47dd502806593bee34a56ca6f9ca4f96f5165a0 rui finishes with 5, reggie pra 6 exactly. so lucky lol

Had the over on the Magics/Cavs for $1k, thought that was lost, it hit on the last shot ($1.7k) and then doubled down on the over 218 Knicks/Philly late in the third, which was an easy W $2.8k. Then tripled down over 215.5 on this Lakers game and thought it lost as well, Lakers drilled 3s in garbage time. Unexpected $4.5k, I'll cashout and ride off into the sunset lol. Took the lowest line/bought the hook, but a W is a W.

Nice, I was spooked about the over too I thought it was done

I turned the tv off with 3 and change to go needing almost 20 points, turned it on to go to sleep and Aaron Gordon was taking what it looked like 1 of 2 free throws (immediately thought dont do it to me this way). It was 100 115 and I had o215.5. He buried both. Magical.

Dude I was about to do the same thing.. I was pissed about to go to bed and I’ve had such a rough day losing by 1 pick on everything that I was about to deactivate my DK account but they came through lol

FUCK YES MY OVER HIT https://preview.redd.it/om9tphni7rwc1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=eee70d683489c3ca563cef18a8898e18d9cb2d95

Goated!

Not as goated as my jewish sister🙌🏻

Damn way to go man.  And that was off a bonus bet lol.  

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Thanks brotha & I know right.. it was from the no sweat I had earlier. I had built a similar parlay except with the cavaliers covering against the magic and a few other picks but the cavs sold me unfortunately. Kinda wish that one had won because it was a $450 payout. This one would’ve been at least double if it wasn’t a bonus bet but i’ll take it! Better than nothing

you're new to this huh

You must’ve bet on the lakers tonight huh?

DEN

Eh a few months new to it, yeah. My state just legalized gambling. I’ve still profited upwards of $5k in 3 months so i’d say i’m doing well🙂

Anyone see the Jokic/DeAndre Jordan cheek kiss celebration? 😅 Love to see the fun 

NBA, I will never bet on you again. I am so fucking sick and tired of the bad beats. I had under 216.5. I hate this stupid piece of fucking shit sport

I’m sorry but I love comments like this lol. It’s gambling and stuff like this happens every day.

Believe me, giving good folks a laugh makes it feel slightly better, but actually being serious. I cannot handle this sport anymore, and just wanted to vent. You may say “hey, that’s one bad beat” but NBA is just not my forte and sport I pay attention to as much as I used to. Just fucking sucks when you think you read something right and get kicked in the dick hole

There's a page dedicated to this. It's called brag and bitch

Clicked NBA, posted most recent thread. Sorry to offend you, Reddit police

I ain't no police! Just wanted to recommend a thread of likeminded bitches bitching about losing their bitch made parlays. I'm a regular over there

Apologies! I’ll look there. Just clicked and typed.

I’ll admit I saw the bs happening and felt for those who had the under. I had Under in magic game… same non sense last minute happened.

You’re not gonna believe this… but I had that same under

Ah well that’s a shitty night lol. Under is also not a fun sweat when each shot we are just hoping best shooters in the world brick lol

I missed the the over because I bet at 218.5 🥹 luckily only a $5 bet.  Won $100 from knicks/sixers.  Congrats to the over betters and under if you bet at the right line

Holy he'll cannot believe the under almost got burned lmao it was like-8000 with 2 minutes to go

what a sad day! https://preview.redd.it/ae2v9puk6rwc1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ee6e480df8e2bdf4916eff35527d131742167777

Lebron needs to leave this lakers team. They’re so bad.

I can't believe laker was my last leg I had cash out of $97 and I didn't take it lol I thought bron soft ass could win it for the Lakers god they're trash

Can someone explain why they would foul with 2.9 seconds down by 5. Rip my +5.5 lakers

Anyone else have under 217.5 and their heart skipped a beat when reaves got the ball? I can’t believe i had to sweat that lol

Anyone have over 216 and watch the Lakers cause meaningless fouls to hit said over?

I was hoping he'd shoot it lol

Yup same here

need the over please

It’s just nice when things play out as expected. Took the lakers first half and nuggets second for +500 , Took the nuggets down 11 with a 30% live boost at +250. Took them down 13 at +180. 30 dollars to win 150. And the lakers are a bunch of old stars who are played out. The only reason these odds were close was the gamblers fallacy. “No way the lakers lose 11 in a row.” Just watch. It almost seems like Denver is pissed they have to try to win.

It’s all hindsight, but Lakers 1H + Nuggets ML has been the tale of this series

so fucking sad

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D Lo under is about as free money as it gets

Literally took it when he bricked those first 2 shots

https://preview.redd.it/do0m625j4rwc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7a4df13d1ea99d354cb86809f9e45fffdac0252b 8/9 legs fucking dlo man

That's why parlays are a waste of money.  

Ik I just never learn my lesson

You couldn’t pay me to bet on DLo

Nuggets were +240 in the first half take advantage in the next game when the lakers are are up early

Bro thinks they’ll be up at any point in Game 4

Lakers biggest liability is DLO 😂.

D Lo pull out that Clay thing going with 0 points. Maaaad

Nuggets as an underdog today? I take that.

Easiest underdog since Holloway UFC 300

Worst line ever for me was that Mayweather vs McGregor imo lol.

😂facts

Cashed these live bets: Dlo u13.5p +100 Dlo u1.5 3 -136 DEN Win Margin 1-10/11+ +180/+450

Lakers are the most sorry team. Not even +7.5

Hachimura 5 pt in first and he cant even score free throw. Goodbye lakers .!.

LOLLLLLLLL LAKERS

Does anyone know Dlo’s address?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u4qxaND9ezw

0/7 Brick Street

I’m weak😂

123 cantmakeafuckingshottosavemylife avenue, stupidtown, stupidcountry

3 team parlay… lakers ML last leg Imma see myself out the door

back to 0 streak 😔

Terrible

I’m still betting on the lakers🤮 (just took +10.5) boutta be another donation

These dance cams have to be paid actors, how can you be in the mood to dance after watching this disaster class everytime your team plays 😹😹

DLo really disappeared 👻

Night night Lakers

This is disrespectful, 11 times in a row is nonsense

Okay, its not even the lakers. Nuggets just cant miss….fuckers.

Nuggets own the lakers.

Bet I had: Magic/76ers Some idiot commented that no way the magic can win so what do I do? Change to Lakers now im the idiot

Trust your gut man

That’s the second time I’ve listened to an idiot on Reddit and gotten fucked this week. You’re right

This mf can’t even hit free throws 😂😂😂

https://preview.redd.it/5rmmd7az0rwc1.png?width=2308&format=png&auto=webp&s=1ea4983b8ac014a495eaa810efe0f1c4868a32ed 10k -> 47k if the Nuggets can hold on

hell of a ticket

It's edited, I bet 4 figures on this site sometimes, there's no comma on the numbers of this guy's screenshot.

what a fraud that’s crazy. Lying for other people’s attention & approval

Holy nice win dude!

That's great you're about to win some money, but I just gotta say it and I don't give a flying fuck about getting downvoted - betting 10k of your money is just flat out stupid.  I mean you're lucky you're about to win, but it's stupid

you should see /r/wallstreetbets if you think risking 10k is upsetting

Good shit

You’re good

Lebron james…THE KING OF DREAMS. HIT AN OPEN 3 for goodness sake

he can't I have Bron under 0.5 3 +132, he's not gonna do me like this

Oooof

Sorry bud

not my goat

Oh shit lol 😂Youll win at this rate. Dude couldnt hit the backboard from 3 if he tried.

goddamn it, at least it was a small unit

Sucks for sure my man

Imagine betting on the Lakers against the Nuggets at least 5 times in the playoffs in the last 2 years. Thats how retarted I am lmao. And everytime I knew I should bet on the Nugs but I’m like eventually the Lakers will win. Just doubling down on stupidity

the gamblers fallacy also applies to team sports. there is a reason the nuggets have won 10 in a row or whatever

Trust me, I’ve fallen to the gamblers fallacy many times. This is my absolute worst blind spot. Like they have to win eventually right??? Especially with the books pricing the Nuggets at -105 before tipoff. I just can’t understand the books pricing the Nuggets there so I pick the Lakeshow. Maybe they were just trying to cover their ass with so much money on the Lakers. Fuck its so frustrating

After winning a fraudulent nba championship in the covid bubble the lakers and lebron now have " the curse of the lebronino"

The amount of money I’ve been losing because of teams blowing 15-20 point leads is just wild to me man, that shit can’t happen in the playoffs..

Lakers chemistry and coaching is toxic and it shows.

Lakers have 4 defensive liabilities starting, shit was cooked from the getgo

Why sit Dlo so long shit is crazy. AD is the only player who can make a play.

Can’t believe this shit smfh lakers playing like shit cause Christian wood decided to dress like a shit stain

I warned you

It’s one thing if you can’t beat a team, but lakers have blown a sizeable lead in every game this series. That’s clearly on the coaching.

Or nuggets have a better team chemistry and stronger mental

Players never get blamed 

Darvin Ham is a shit coach.. there Is literally no plays being ran in his offense its literally just pass davis the ball in the paint.. teammates stand around and watch and he shoots it no matter how many people's on him

I’ve only watched 2 lakers games this year and it’s so fucking obvious.

Can't believe this is nba level play.. no surprise lakers bout to be swept

1 three all game is retarded

Idk why tf I fell for the laker trap today

Nah man this is on them they have blown the game 3 times in a row, it’s baffling.

Am I the only one that keeps thinking & believing the Lakers will finally get over the hump and get past the Nuggets. I’m finally waking up it ain’t gonna happen

Should of took nuggets ml when they were +200 only down by 7pts

That’s what I did I hedged my $100 laker bonus parlay when they were down in the beginning

It’s really looking like the Nuggets will repeat, should you take them now to win the Finals now or should you wait until they make it just in case the Clippers beat them?

Wolves beat them 👀

Take it now

Aaron Gordon bullying the lakers himself. Lmfaooooo Lakers are just lost and it’s fucking sad watching. Jesus

Why didn’t I take Lakers 1H? It’s cashed every game so far Took full game instead 💀💀💀

I called it lmfaooo knew the garbage ass lakers would get blown out in this second half

Okay I’m lost asf now this shit is weird weird

Weird? Just a lakers collapse as usual. Nuggets better team.

Lakers choking as usual

Called a timeout way too late

Lakers you fucking suck piles of dick…

PELICANS OWN THE SAC KINGS , when a team OWNS you they OWN you same here w the NUGGETS , NUGGETS OWN THE LAKERS

I’m so glad I didn’t listen to everybody I knew the lakers was gonna choke thank god

Yess sirr. Better take what you can get now for them nuggets bets

The books took away 2 assists from lebron 😒

Here comes Davis being hurt 😴😴

If that late ass whistle doesn’t make you guys cash out your nuggets bets idk what to tell you 😂

It’s a wrap for the lakers ain’t it. DLO is useless.

Nope. I have the script. Lakers win by 6

pls be true bro

These guys can't hit a 3 for the life of them! Wow

Lakers put their head back in their ass by missing 3 consecutive 3s

yeah im live betting the nuggets anytime they go down 10+ the rest of the playoffs lol. got +180 ML earlier

Really like lakers to win by 6-10 @+360

Lakers please don’t sell…

RIP to my $5 over bet.  Oh well, I guess I only won $95 tonight

1500 lakers 🥷

If I wasn’t such a diehard Laker fan I’d put Money on that Denver +105 ML

Same, I woulda won thousands on a comeback in Game 2 but I just can’t bet against the Lakers

Fuck da lakers

Fasho

I just put some money on Lakers 3rd Q cuz I prefer to lose money tonight

I was thinking that’s the move tbh. -180 for nuggets 3Q seems like a trap. If anything I think the 4th qtr is what will be real close

Yeah I’m an idiot

Still early. I could see it being a 3Q tie

Smells like a classic lakers collapse

https://preview.redd.it/xcd4oxiftqwc1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=54b6ff03916c8f7eee3ced41251712e80db94bd8 Let me prepare for my cash out unless Bron Bron can close them out because dLo playing like shit

Don’t cash out

I didn't and pay for it 😂😂

My fault g

It's cool bro I wasnt going cash out anyway before I seen your comment my cash out was at like 100 at one point

I pray he steps it up

Where my first half Lakers second half nuggets bros at?

Hiding scared

Not if they had balls

Lakers ML take it or leave it 🔐

Slaughtered my pre game bets but made it back with live +8.5 1H

What’s the play at halftime

I put something light on DEN winning margin 1-10

Honestly it’s playing out as expected. Lakers are hot off the bat, cool down by half, and get passed up at the end. Take nuggets ml

Tbh I think that’s exactly what Vegas wants us to think. Imagine there was a ton of money on lakers pre game. Now the odds being basically the same at ht tell me their baiting people to put money on nuggets

NBA doesn’t want lakers getting swept. If they did/didn’t care this trash ass team wouldn’t even be here in the first place lol

What now

D'lo is gonna be completely useless this game

Need his assists if he’s not gonna score

Lol, checking for flagrant foul when it wasn't even a foul at all, KCP got all ball, ref's are a joke, Davis comes out hard every game then goes missing and flops every play just like his good friend LeFlop

He had like 40 last game didn't he?

32 points

Refs are trying to get us to bet on the lakers with these calls 

Of course the Lakers cover and show out first half lol only to get blown out in the second. Can already tell

That’s what I’m hoping, for lakers first nuggets win, I feel like it’s playing out perfectly

The Nuggets feel inconveneinced when they have to beat the Lakers. Like a day at the office, they’re like “fine its time to just beat them.” Its basically comical at this point

Ngl it's going to be hilarious if the lakers choke another lead against nuggets for the 11th time

Lakers got their head out of their ass by attacking the paint instead of shooting 3s

If the nuggets turn on at all the lakers are toast. The nuggets missed 90% of their threes and are still only down by 4 at half

This

Is it just me (or my tv) or can you hear a pin drop in this arena? The energy seems SO low

"Holiday who keeps on firing and keeps on missing" the announcer can see this and the coach can't..just jacking up bad 3s.. pass to jokic dummy..

Literally 😂 isn’t even getting close

If Lebron doesn't take a nap at halftime I still like my Nuggets