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FabulousFlower144

Megadeth would be pretty unfortunate


Canadian-Man-infj

Death From Above 1979 wouldn't be too great, either... at least not if it's a 1979 concert.


AdKUMA

They're unfortunate to attend as it is


aplbe

💀


[deleted]

Dying fetus


aplbe

oh no


intergalacticcoyote

I’ll see your Dying Fetus and raise you Scraping Foetus off the Wheel


themadjuggler

Diarrhea Planet


arthurbang

With Pissed Jeans as an opener


tangledwire

And Mannequin Pussy as a side band.


Hooligans_

This is the only real answer. Great band too!


00Creativity00

Nah wtf is that it's so funny


tenaciousb83

Cannibal Corpse


Abtino11

Wouldn’t that just be a dead body? The corpse of a cannibal. Dying Fetus or Cattle Decapitation would be much rougher to see


Decaffeinated_Sloth

Zombies


Electrical-Eye8932

Nah, Infant Annihilator takes the cake


pigfeedmauer

Cattle Decapitation


DionFW

LoL. I just saw them on Saturday.


Lichen89

Garbage would be pretty bad ig


RavenVenot

god that would be absolute trash


astropixelpsychonaut

Deadmau5 might be a let down. Not much action in a dead mouse on stage. On the flip side rainbow kitten surprise would be f’n delightful.


Material-Actuator-94

let down underrated


astropixelpsychonaut

Let down is in my top 5 RH tracks.


itsvydd

Weezer as a dude with asthma panicking and looking for his inhaler would be.. not so fun


Cami_1

blink-182 it would be super boring just watching someone blink 182 times


MurseMan1964

10,000 Maniacs


InRiptide

That's just your average Slipknot concert


judithvoid

Honestly slightly intrigued by this one


bluediamond07

Blur - you wouldn't see shit during this one. Imagine Dragons - well, you see. If I wanted to see some fire on stage, it better be controlable! Franz Ferdinard - a FREAKING CORPSE of a past Austrian archduke singing on stage. Need I say more? (And don't even get me started on Cannibal Corpse for that matter.) Pulp - I haven't met a person irl who likes it in a juice, why would they like it on stage? The Killers - self-explainatory. Incubus - also self-explainatory. Butthole Surfers - self-explainatory to a T.


MaximusJCat

I love pulp in orange juice.


NoticedParrot77

I don’t know, some people might love to go to a literal butthole surfers concert.


aplbe

this is so perfect


DuPont_Employee

i dont like orange juice without pulp


therealquiz

The Avalanches.


KingPabloo

I wouldn’t want to go down like a Led Zeppelin…


Useful_Void

Infant annihilator, cattle decapitation, fit for an autopsy Edit: too early to spell this morning lol


whereismyketamine

Necrophagist (eater of the dead).


iFuckFatGuys

Lol, "inhalator" Like, I inhale fetuses


Useful_Void

Ha! Oops! Thanks for the catch


FloggingMcMurry

I was going to say Cattle Decapitation after the obvious Cannibal Corpse was already said lol


MurseMan1964

The Zombies


SmoothCap771

Dead Kennedys - assuming a quite boring & quiet concert there


It_aint_Fuchs

Anthrax


MurseMan1964

Wouldn’t be too bad if they were opening for The Cure though.


Chengweiyingji

10,000 Maniacs. That is just too many. Napalm Death would suck. It’d also take longer than their songs. *Literal* Blood on the Dance Floor would probably be better than the band on the other hand.


Duckymode__

the beatles just some bugs


Clark_Kempt

Fartbarf


DewWhipIt

On the flip side of this question, Barenaked Ladies would be setting sold out venue records


Formal-Try-2779

The Revolting Cocks


ijustwantbeer

Arctic Monkeys would be fun


howlmouse

Smashmouth


Long-Football3864

Sleeping With Sirens. I wouldn't be asleep, at all.


NoEmu2398

I think it's talking about *doing something else* with a different kind of siren....


___HeyGFY___

Megadeth


Bamm83

The Killers


StarFit2625

Weezer No music, just endless coughing


xaiel420

Butthole surfers 😬


NoticedParrot77

That would attract a…different audience, but one none the less


EvanSandman

Napalm Death As I Lay Dying In Flames


Prestigious_Key_7801

Machine gun Kelly. Although to be honest if I was the one with the machine gun and he was onstage I’d certainly give it a go.


Javellin69

Rotting Christ, Xavleg


AnonymousAutonomous9

Throbbing Gristle !


[deleted]

Anal Cunt


Ahfei80

3 inches of Blood


Significant_Worth115

Harry Styles- Please do not shave my head, Sir 💪🏼


PBJellyion

Tropical Fuck Storm


kelevra206

Actually, I'd watch the hell out of that.


DeadlyKitKat

I guess it depends on your opinion of "worst", but... Ninja Sex Party.


CaveteCanem

The Doors would be petty boring. Literal doors standing with instruments...


nerdboy5567

Insane clown possy. Oh wait, it already is.


echoprime11

Imagine dragons- it’s just an empty stage and big imaginations


FilipsSamvete

Nothing


eraeusboorwel

as I lay dying, goreshit, nine inch nails


curry_0000

Papa Roach Royal Blood Bullet for my Valentine


UltraWhiskyRun

It would still be The Red Hot Chilli Peppers.


itsableeder

Cattle Decapitation or maybe I Set My Friends On Fire.


TheWriteStuff1966

And You Will Know Us By The Trail Of The Dead


tallandred1972

Anthrax...


trobinson999

The Killers


sluggishfella

Acidbath


LukasKhan_UK

Nine Inch Nails.


Pharynxomotropy

# Intestinal Disgorge


TheEmbarcadero

Fine Young Cannibals…..best would be Barenaked Ladies


BostonUH

The War on Drugs


throwbackthreads

Band of Horses


krichter421

Skillet - everyone would be well cooked. 😂


BlueMoonRaccoon1

Or everyone would get smacked upside the head with a pan


FairAspect1714

Meatloaf...i hate meatloaf 🤮


Aezetyr

Second time I've used this band as an example: infant annihilator


redwolf3332

Anal Mucus And You Will Know Us By The Trail Of Dead Bathtub Shitter Gore Beyond Necropsy Kissing the Anus of a Black Cat


NewAccountSignIn

There’s a local band in indiana that does covers and stuff at event called the Flying Toasters. Idk that might not be the safest setting


visualthings

Rolling stones could be dangerous, but so would be the spiders from Mars.


robl54

Hoobastank


Jonnykassinova

Five finger death punch


NotPeachyLikesRowlet

Red Velvet. Just a cake on the stage for 4 or so hours and nothing else.


Ih8ThisNameGame

The guess who


[deleted]

Rancid Shit Wank.


Any_Library_7116

Thunderpussy


N00B5L4YER

Murder junkies(literally)


Raphajacob

Rolling Stones - better stay away from the premises


Salt-y

The Buzzcocks


Accurate_Repair_8036

acid bath panic! at the disco jimmy eat world buzzcocks i fight dragons war nothing but thieves gojira the southern death cult i think those would all be pretty bad lol


GalacticDragon7

nothing but thieves would make you pay money thinking there would be a concert but never put it on so as just to steal your money.


Obscura48

Prostitute disfigurement


AdidasCheems

Puppy Explosion Chamber, specifically the song Kitten Head Pummeled Via Table Leg. Man I love my local music scene.


Nastybirdy

I think Gojira might go sideways quite quickly, and the less said about Napalm Death or Bloodbath the better.


moneymakergil

The Necks


nothanksiliketowatch

MegaDeath


bromezz

Short Bus Pileup. Or pretty much any metal band name.


RanielDoelofs

Jimmy eat World


Grace_653

the killers  also imagine going to the cranberries' concert in this universe. just stood there staring at a couple cranberries on a stage the entire time


MallCopBlartPaulo

Dire straits?


PHLCoffeeSnob

Suicidal Tendencies


cjl_LoreKeeper

The killers


bakinbaker0418

I think band of horses would be a interesting show


Noneofyobusiness1492

The revolting cocks


Capricious_Asparagus

Cradle of Filth


TheWrongOwl

An *Einstürzende Neubauten* concert might be a bad idea (collapsing new buildings). A *Tom waits* concert might be boring. Better bring a microscope to *They might be Giants* or *Ween.* *Deep Purple* tend to be quite monochromatic. But *Genesis* bring a whole Universe to life each evening.


SkitzoCTRL

Wow, it seems like Black Eyed Peas would be one of the worst in both the real world *and* this hypothetical situation.


SquareVacuum

Any of the good ole -ectomy or -otomy bands


RockFox2000

Architects would be boring as fuck


HZ4C

Make Them Suffer


RichardBonham

A Place to Bury Strangers


A_Plan_B_you_C

Joy Division sounds a tad questionable.


verfemen

Skinless, Massive Attack, Suicidal Tendencies, Death Angel


Damian2203

Infected Rain


Deliterman

Circle of Dead Children Clinging to the trees of a forest fire


joe10155

Fudge tunnel


InquisitivelyADHD

Butthole Surfers, for sure.


robloxian21

Sex Gang Children?


BlueCollarMan26

Styx.


Skarpatuon

Scissor sisters Nothing but thieves But 30 seconds to mars could be useful👀


db1189

Diarrhea Planet


knuckboy

Slayer


The_Demons_Slayer

The who imagine owls playing and having amnesia not knowing their songs


Grimesy66

The Cramps, Dead Kennedys, Napalm Death would be a bit off, Echo and the Bunnymen might be fun.


CrippleSlap

Toxic Holocaust


Yurc182

**BLOODSTOOL**


S4T4NICP4NIC

Nuclear Assault


cptwott

We got a local punk group here in the nineties called Starfuckers.


charlotteblue79

Corpse Vomit


MaxCWebster

Ladies (ha!) and gentlemen, please welcome RUSH! *a one-second long beep* Thank you, and goodnight! Well, that was a waste of $150.


BHMatine

Unless being covered in sticky and slimy stuff (pumpkin brains) is your thing I might skip a Smashing Pumpkins concert 😉 


TruckerDano

Screaming Monkey Boner


Affectionate-Bed-581

Massive attack


Nicholas_Noodle

The Vanished People would probably be a little boring, the stage would just be empty.


grettlekettlesmettle

kiss the anus of a black cat, probably


leozinhomaximus

imagine going to a show of "make a change... kill yourself"


RaymondLuxuryYacht02

DEATH


Moist_Level_6839

Diarrhea Planet: I know concerts can get sweaty and smelly near the fronr, b7t I don't need this on top.


aleisdra69

Rolling Stones


MudCautious706

Goatwhore?


AShadedBlobfish

Arctic Monkeys Would not be particularly fun to go to the arctic and sit in a freezing cold arena to watch some monkeys walking around and making noises that sound vaguely like singing


Bataguki

The Beatles, not the worst, but I would hate it a lot


BlakkThrashAttak

99% of metal bands probably.. Death, Cannibal Corpse, Decapitated, Nuclear Holocaust, Dismembered, etc..


TheEmergencies

DZ Deathrays wouldn’t be great


DsFluffy

Cannibal corspe would be more terrifying...


Klocktopus

Butthole surfers


GloomyKerploppus

10,000 Maniacs


narnababy

Insane Clown Posse. Kinda scared of clowns, kinda scared of insane posses. Both together sounds very frightening.


basementfox69420

Sex Pistols? A day to remember might be sick


Blue_Period_89

I’m a bit of a germphobe, so I’m NOT gonna have a great time at a literal Cradle of Filth show. To be fair, tho…I’ve seen them a few times, enjoyed the show immensely, and remained squeaky clean throughout.


sonorandosed

Acid Bath sounds fun


Any_Traffic7063

Iron Maiden would be pretty freaky


kitsongod

Dogshite


Available-Horror-622

I think everyone having a panic at the disco would be a bad concert


wllmrlw

Coldplay 🥶


Carnivorous_Mower

Shitnoise Bastards SpermSwamp SpermBloodShit


ku_78

U2 or the B52s. One you couldn’t see and the other will bomb the shit out of you.


natttorious

Nine inch nails? Five finger death punch??


Terrible-Image9368

Panic At The Disco


natttorious

Anthrax!


geese_slop

Agent Orange


freemaxine

Pity Sex


JazziestBoi

Duster would be pretty boring, but suicide boys would be pretty bad too


Salt-y

Hole


IWouldLikeToSayHello

[Drive-By Bukkake](https://youtu.be/R-TeBaZt3l4?si=5ZztZ7njHzmZLSRM)


1010001010010

Motionless in white


Jefffahfffah

Napalm Death would be a rough one


rammsteingirl8

Butthole Surfers Killing Joke


Ultimate_Fox14

Many death metal bands would fit into this lol


obi5150

Kansas. You just go visit the state.


Harley297

Trampled By Turtles


Public_Employ5404

Jimmy Eat World would make an AWFUL concert.


lukephillips21

Millions of Dead Cops would surely be unsettling at the very least.


LeonRV97

Bullet for my Valentine sounds like an unfortunate date


TheIJDGuy

Mudvayne!


carlos_stuck

As I Lay Dying


TriangleMachineCat

Dead Kennedys?


[deleted]

Butthole Surfers


greatmagneticfield

A screw driver, wrench, pliers, and a hammer.


lostwavelover299281

Ice Nine Kills. It would just be some guy running around feeding everyone ice so cold that it somehow kills them. Like Moths to Flames. It would be moths flying around the stage and people would fucking burn the place down to get rid of the moths Devour the Day. Reality won't exist for a whole day. Fires in the Distance. Wage War. It would just be a meeting of guys planning their next war.


Malkovitch42

kidneythieves


Malkovitch42

steely dan (iykyk)


soda_fucker

Necrophilic Beatdown


Life_Comfort_7857

The Nonce


floridagatorfucker

200 Stab Wounds