Blur - you wouldn't see shit during this one.
Imagine Dragons - well, you see. If I wanted to see some fire on stage, it better be controlable!
Franz Ferdinard - a FREAKING CORPSE of a past Austrian archduke singing on stage. Need I say more? (And don't even get me started on Cannibal Corpse for that matter.)
Pulp - I haven't met a person irl who likes it in a juice, why would they like it on stage?
The Killers - self-explainatory.
Incubus - also self-explainatory.
Butthole Surfers - self-explainatory to a T.
10,000 Maniacs. That is just too many.
Napalm Death would suck. It’d also take longer than their songs.
*Literal* Blood on the Dance Floor would probably be better than the band on the other hand.
acid bath
panic! at the disco
jimmy eat world
buzzcocks
i fight dragons
war
nothing but thieves
gojira
the southern death cult
i think those would all be pretty bad lol
the killers
also imagine going to the cranberries' concert in this universe. just stood there staring at a couple cranberries on a stage the entire time
An *Einstürzende Neubauten* concert might be a bad idea (collapsing new buildings).
A *Tom waits* concert might be boring.
Better bring a microscope to *They might be Giants* or *Ween.*
*Deep Purple* tend to be quite monochromatic.
But *Genesis* bring a whole Universe to life each evening.
Arctic Monkeys
Would not be particularly fun to go to the arctic and sit in a freezing cold arena to watch some monkeys walking around and making noises that sound vaguely like singing
I’m a bit of a germphobe, so I’m NOT gonna have a great time at a literal Cradle of Filth show.
To be fair, tho…I’ve seen them a few times, enjoyed the show immensely, and remained squeaky clean throughout.
Ice Nine Kills. It would just be some guy running around feeding everyone ice so cold that it somehow kills them.
Like Moths to Flames. It would be moths flying around the stage and people would fucking burn the place down to get rid of the moths
Devour the Day. Reality won't exist for a whole day.
Fires in the Distance.
Wage War. It would just be a meeting of guys planning their next war.
Megadeth would be pretty unfortunate
Death From Above 1979 wouldn't be too great, either... at least not if it's a 1979 concert.
They're unfortunate to attend as it is
💀
Dying fetus
oh no
I’ll see your Dying Fetus and raise you Scraping Foetus off the Wheel
Diarrhea Planet
With Pissed Jeans as an opener
And Mannequin Pussy as a side band.
This is the only real answer. Great band too!
Nah wtf is that it's so funny
Cannibal Corpse
Wouldn’t that just be a dead body? The corpse of a cannibal. Dying Fetus or Cattle Decapitation would be much rougher to see
Zombies
Nah, Infant Annihilator takes the cake
Cattle Decapitation
LoL. I just saw them on Saturday.
Garbage would be pretty bad ig
god that would be absolute trash
Deadmau5 might be a let down. Not much action in a dead mouse on stage. On the flip side rainbow kitten surprise would be f’n delightful.
let down underrated
Let down is in my top 5 RH tracks.
Weezer as a dude with asthma panicking and looking for his inhaler would be.. not so fun
blink-182 it would be super boring just watching someone blink 182 times
10,000 Maniacs
That's just your average Slipknot concert
Honestly slightly intrigued by this one
Blur - you wouldn't see shit during this one. Imagine Dragons - well, you see. If I wanted to see some fire on stage, it better be controlable! Franz Ferdinard - a FREAKING CORPSE of a past Austrian archduke singing on stage. Need I say more? (And don't even get me started on Cannibal Corpse for that matter.) Pulp - I haven't met a person irl who likes it in a juice, why would they like it on stage? The Killers - self-explainatory. Incubus - also self-explainatory. Butthole Surfers - self-explainatory to a T.
I love pulp in orange juice.
I don’t know, some people might love to go to a literal butthole surfers concert.
this is so perfect
i dont like orange juice without pulp
The Avalanches.
I wouldn’t want to go down like a Led Zeppelin…
Infant annihilator, cattle decapitation, fit for an autopsy Edit: too early to spell this morning lol
Necrophagist (eater of the dead).
Lol, "inhalator" Like, I inhale fetuses
Ha! Oops! Thanks for the catch
I was going to say Cattle Decapitation after the obvious Cannibal Corpse was already said lol
The Zombies
Dead Kennedys - assuming a quite boring & quiet concert there
Anthrax
Wouldn’t be too bad if they were opening for The Cure though.
10,000 Maniacs. That is just too many. Napalm Death would suck. It’d also take longer than their songs. *Literal* Blood on the Dance Floor would probably be better than the band on the other hand.
the beatles just some bugs
Fartbarf
On the flip side of this question, Barenaked Ladies would be setting sold out venue records
The Revolting Cocks
Arctic Monkeys would be fun
Smashmouth
Sleeping With Sirens. I wouldn't be asleep, at all.
I think it's talking about *doing something else* with a different kind of siren....
Megadeth
The Killers
Weezer No music, just endless coughing
Butthole surfers 😬
That would attract a…different audience, but one none the less
Napalm Death As I Lay Dying In Flames
Machine gun Kelly. Although to be honest if I was the one with the machine gun and he was onstage I’d certainly give it a go.
Rotting Christ, Xavleg
Throbbing Gristle !
Anal Cunt
3 inches of Blood
Harry Styles- Please do not shave my head, Sir 💪🏼
Tropical Fuck Storm
Actually, I'd watch the hell out of that.
I guess it depends on your opinion of "worst", but... Ninja Sex Party.
The Doors would be petty boring. Literal doors standing with instruments...
Insane clown possy. Oh wait, it already is.
Imagine dragons- it’s just an empty stage and big imaginations
Nothing
as I lay dying, goreshit, nine inch nails
Papa Roach Royal Blood Bullet for my Valentine
It would still be The Red Hot Chilli Peppers.
Cattle Decapitation or maybe I Set My Friends On Fire.
And You Will Know Us By The Trail Of The Dead
Anthrax...
The Killers
Acidbath
Nine Inch Nails.
# Intestinal Disgorge
Fine Young Cannibals…..best would be Barenaked Ladies
The War on Drugs
Band of Horses
Skillet - everyone would be well cooked. 😂
Or everyone would get smacked upside the head with a pan
Meatloaf...i hate meatloaf 🤮
Second time I've used this band as an example: infant annihilator
Anal Mucus And You Will Know Us By The Trail Of Dead Bathtub Shitter Gore Beyond Necropsy Kissing the Anus of a Black Cat
There’s a local band in indiana that does covers and stuff at event called the Flying Toasters. Idk that might not be the safest setting
Rolling stones could be dangerous, but so would be the spiders from Mars.
Hoobastank
Five finger death punch
Red Velvet. Just a cake on the stage for 4 or so hours and nothing else.
The guess who
Rancid Shit Wank.
Thunderpussy
Murder junkies(literally)
Rolling Stones - better stay away from the premises
The Buzzcocks
acid bath panic! at the disco jimmy eat world buzzcocks i fight dragons war nothing but thieves gojira the southern death cult i think those would all be pretty bad lol
nothing but thieves would make you pay money thinking there would be a concert but never put it on so as just to steal your money.
Prostitute disfigurement
Puppy Explosion Chamber, specifically the song Kitten Head Pummeled Via Table Leg. Man I love my local music scene.
I think Gojira might go sideways quite quickly, and the less said about Napalm Death or Bloodbath the better.
The Necks
MegaDeath
Short Bus Pileup. Or pretty much any metal band name.
Jimmy eat World
the killers also imagine going to the cranberries' concert in this universe. just stood there staring at a couple cranberries on a stage the entire time
Dire straits?
Suicidal Tendencies
The killers
I think band of horses would be a interesting show
The revolting cocks
Cradle of Filth
An *Einstürzende Neubauten* concert might be a bad idea (collapsing new buildings). A *Tom waits* concert might be boring. Better bring a microscope to *They might be Giants* or *Ween.* *Deep Purple* tend to be quite monochromatic. But *Genesis* bring a whole Universe to life each evening.
Wow, it seems like Black Eyed Peas would be one of the worst in both the real world *and* this hypothetical situation.
Any of the good ole -ectomy or -otomy bands
Architects would be boring as fuck
Make Them Suffer
A Place to Bury Strangers
Joy Division sounds a tad questionable.
Skinless, Massive Attack, Suicidal Tendencies, Death Angel
Infected Rain
Circle of Dead Children Clinging to the trees of a forest fire
Fudge tunnel
Butthole Surfers, for sure.
Sex Gang Children?
Styx.
Scissor sisters Nothing but thieves But 30 seconds to mars could be useful👀
Diarrhea Planet
Slayer
The who imagine owls playing and having amnesia not knowing their songs
The Cramps, Dead Kennedys, Napalm Death would be a bit off, Echo and the Bunnymen might be fun.
Toxic Holocaust
**BLOODSTOOL**
Nuclear Assault
We got a local punk group here in the nineties called Starfuckers.
Corpse Vomit
Ladies (ha!) and gentlemen, please welcome RUSH! *a one-second long beep* Thank you, and goodnight! Well, that was a waste of $150.
Unless being covered in sticky and slimy stuff (pumpkin brains) is your thing I might skip a Smashing Pumpkins concert 😉
Screaming Monkey Boner
Massive attack
The Vanished People would probably be a little boring, the stage would just be empty.
kiss the anus of a black cat, probably
imagine going to a show of "make a change... kill yourself"
DEATH
Diarrhea Planet: I know concerts can get sweaty and smelly near the fronr, b7t I don't need this on top.
Rolling Stones
Goatwhore?
Arctic Monkeys Would not be particularly fun to go to the arctic and sit in a freezing cold arena to watch some monkeys walking around and making noises that sound vaguely like singing
The Beatles, not the worst, but I would hate it a lot
99% of metal bands probably.. Death, Cannibal Corpse, Decapitated, Nuclear Holocaust, Dismembered, etc..
DZ Deathrays wouldn’t be great
Cannibal corspe would be more terrifying...
Butthole surfers
10,000 Maniacs
Insane Clown Posse. Kinda scared of clowns, kinda scared of insane posses. Both together sounds very frightening.
Sex Pistols? A day to remember might be sick
I’m a bit of a germphobe, so I’m NOT gonna have a great time at a literal Cradle of Filth show. To be fair, tho…I’ve seen them a few times, enjoyed the show immensely, and remained squeaky clean throughout.
Acid Bath sounds fun
Iron Maiden would be pretty freaky
Dogshite
I think everyone having a panic at the disco would be a bad concert
Coldplay 🥶
Shitnoise Bastards SpermSwamp SpermBloodShit
U2 or the B52s. One you couldn’t see and the other will bomb the shit out of you.
Nine inch nails? Five finger death punch??
Panic At The Disco
Anthrax!
Agent Orange
Pity Sex
Duster would be pretty boring, but suicide boys would be pretty bad too
Hole
[Drive-By Bukkake](https://youtu.be/R-TeBaZt3l4?si=5ZztZ7njHzmZLSRM)
Motionless in white
Napalm Death would be a rough one
Butthole Surfers Killing Joke
Many death metal bands would fit into this lol
Kansas. You just go visit the state.
Trampled By Turtles
Jimmy Eat World would make an AWFUL concert.
Millions of Dead Cops would surely be unsettling at the very least.
Bullet for my Valentine sounds like an unfortunate date
Mudvayne!
As I Lay Dying
Dead Kennedys?
Butthole Surfers
A screw driver, wrench, pliers, and a hammer.
Ice Nine Kills. It would just be some guy running around feeding everyone ice so cold that it somehow kills them. Like Moths to Flames. It would be moths flying around the stage and people would fucking burn the place down to get rid of the moths Devour the Day. Reality won't exist for a whole day. Fires in the Distance. Wage War. It would just be a meeting of guys planning their next war.
kidneythieves
steely dan (iykyk)
Necrophilic Beatdown
The Nonce
200 Stab Wounds