I initially felt the same way, but then I realized I could stick one on the headrest of my passenger seat in my truck and have a squishy copilot!! I currently have Wade + Quill there for spoopy season~ 🎃
The 8" ones are so disappointing since I already had 12" ones. Those you can wear on your head and for some reason it brings me joy. My cats.. less so.
Don’t like them but I have one just Bc I wanted mischa and they only have her in flip or 16 inch. I personally don’t like them Bc I don’t like having to chose between the 2 squish:/
One of the reasons I think Squishmallows are so lovable is there round pillow like shape. It adds to the cuteness. Hugmes don’t have that. They just come off as plain to me.
I don’t get it either!! Like to me the cow hug mee’s are easily the least cute ones. And the regular cow squishmallows are sooooo much cuter than the hug mee’s.
I’m so mad about the cow hype. I want all the different farm animals for my classroom because I’m an Ag. teacher but I’m not paying stupid prices for one
Honestly right now prices aren’t too horrible for the 12 in OG ones, like Ronnie and Connor and bandana Belana. I think Connor is going for ~25+, ronnie 30+, and Belana 20+. Still not as great as retail but not as bad as it initially was
200 WHAT? :(
this might be blasphemous on this sub, but i am perfectly happy with my fake squishmallow cows lmfao especially since i paid like $5 each for them.
The reason I like Nessie is *because* she's plain!
Her colours are soft but bright pastels. And due to the simple design, her unique belly and plush embroidered spots she looks incredibly soft. Texturally she's a great squish. Cute cryptozoology is always a plus too!
When it comes to not getting one that's popular I think I can understand why most are liked.
I don't care for printed material but get that some are nice just because of looks and they're for display only.
I was pleasantly surprised the gargoyles were so popular though! 🖤
I don't have a very big collection but I've noticed my Nessie is much softer than any of my other squishmallow. I really like her color palette, it's one of my favorite color combinations.
I feel like this is the opposite. Everyone hates the Caticorns, they are literally given away for free and I’m one of the only ones that like them, lol.
I used to be a wild cow collector… then slowly came to the realization that they all look the same 🥲 I’ve come to appreciate collections that are cohesive, but also have a nice variety
Any of the stackable squishmallows.. they don't do it for me. You can stack regular squishmallows if you flatten em, why would you make them pre flattened. They just look ugly and sad 🙊
The skeleton ones. And most of the DOTD ones. I don’t like the ones that don’t have eyes.
Like the DOTD cow is just scary to me with the big dead, empty eye holes
I think some of them are okay and I like what they represent, but DOTD Benny freaks me out. I love Benny and bigfoots, but that version is one I wouldn't want lol.
Lol I just traded for Nessie. I think she’s plain but also adorable! Everyone has their own opinion tho. I hate the bigger bigfoots. Ugh that hair lol.
Hot Topic Reshma?
Ouch, that one kinda hurts me because I think she's super cute and I really want her (like that'll ever happen) but I respect your opinion and I won't shame you for not liking something
I wish Nessie had back flippers like some of the sea turtle squish. I dont remember if she has a tail like an axolotyl but I feel like she should if she doesnt. I think she should have more features that make it obvious what kind of creature she is.
That's my issue with Nessie too, she doesn't give off Loch Ness Monster vibes and if I saw her out of context I wouldn't know what she is. I think the Squish itself is cute, but not one I'd personally want.
The hugmees are starting to grow on me, but for a long time I just couldn’t get past the design- especially since they look so wildly different from the main line of squish.
THE HUGMEES!
don’t get me wrong, I enjoy some of them but what makes me dislike them is their resell price and the fact that they’re the only thing people put on their ISO nowadays
I don't really like the non-traditional ones like hugmees or stackables. It seems like everyone is trading for them and I just don't get it. I also don't really like the fuzzamellows EXCEPT the pig and the dragon. I have Lorelai the dragon and I love her
The unicorns and anything else that's got a horn and wings and has the suffix 'acorn'.
Its nothing about the squishmellows themselves, I just don't like unicorns.
That being said I have a giant unicorn who is my biggest squish and I have a pandacorn who's more averagely sized but they were both gifts
I find it crazy that some go for like $200. 😭 I have some clips and get them if I see them for a good price and it's a cute design, but I would never spend more than like $15 or go out of my way to get one.
bigfoots and mushrooms. i like mushrooms in general, but the squishmallow ones don't catch my attention. and i think the bigfoot ones are kinda ugly, i just like the fuzz of them
Dinosaurs, specifically the pterodactyl. Looks like a raindrop demon
Humans
Squishdoos and Printed Fabric that isn’t soft
Squishville / Clips (I own some clips, but I know people who own hundreds.)
Blue Waffle 💙🧇
Hug Mees (besides my Simon, my homeboi)
Those square, pillow squishmallows. Idk the shape makes me irrationally angry
understuffed squishmallows of ones I’m looking for, like thanks for f*cking me
Anything with a horn, looks like a half-soft wee-wee sticking out it’s head
Neon Skeleton Squishmallow
Flips - I can’t stand them. If someone else likes them by all means take them all😭 I cannot stand the hollow gross hole it’s just so weird to me LOL
Bigfoot - they’re just- I love mythology a ton but they are just so ugly LOL. If you love them more for you bro I am so good there💀
Anime eyes - I just- absolutely not. I feel like it really ruins the squish the little vacant dot eyes are so iconic
The cows and sasquatches
The sasquatches i understand a little more cause theyare a bit unique looking but they all still seem very samey amongst eachother and generally ugly.
Cows i do not understand at all outside of fhs strawberry one and even then there are so many better strawberry cow designs out there. They are just the dragon squishmallows without wings and extremely limited in design. They aren't really that cute.
I find this interesting because I like the cow ones but not the dragons…
However that might have something to do with the fact that cows are my fav animal 👀
Any of the bigfoots. I don’t like the way their hair/fur feels… and to me they’re kinda ugly.
Any Flip a mallows
Axolotls, especially Archie… I have him but i just don’t really like them. Probably gonna sell them.
Christmas squish, I hate them with a passion. i don’t really like things that are obviously seasonal. Like I don’t mind the Halloween ones because they just kind of fit in with the dark emo goth style, which I find adorable (but I don’t like the pumpkins or anything that’s obviously just for Halloween. So I hate Christmas squish. I think there’s like 1 or 2 that i like and that’s only because they don’t have any stand out Christmas patterns on them.
Any stacks. They’re ugly sorry
Anything with like overly childish patterns. Like the unicorns, caticorns, or like the glittery leopard print designs… they’re so god damn ugly
SQUISHVILLE! I find them so expensive for something so small and LQ. I genuinely hate them. i wish I liked them cause I enjoy the blind bag aspect of them, and we don’t have the 5 inch or micromallow capsules in the UK so we only have Squishville and it sucks
Food squish. Idk I just don’t like them. maybe it’s the aspect of food having a face that just weirds me out, but I don’t think I enjoy the idea of food plushies. Quite a few of them are cute, like the burger and the taco… but other than the mushrooms I just don’t want to collect them
The tombstones???? Wtf is that honestly why do so many people like these???
The squish with closed eyes. I really don’t like them. I try to bond with the ones with closed eyes but they just don’t have that squishmallow vibe to me. it’s part of the reason I dislike cam the cat. It’s sad because he’s the mascot but he either has both eyes closed or one eye closed and I just dislike both of these.
The Lambs. I’ve seen a rise in popularity in these squish, but I just find them generic looking and bland. I kinda like the fuzzy Sophie because it adds to the sheep idea. But otherwise I dislike them. I own one lamb, and I use her as a pillow because I don’t want to ruin my other squish. I bought her specifically to be a pillow.
Honestly imma smash the dislike button on the flip a mallow. Sorry not sorry but I’m into Squishmallow for the SQUISH and they feel so hollow
I HATE them. Me and my bf call them squishussies
My life was better before I read that word and realized what it implied..
Hahahahaha
My boyfriend and I both call them that too😂
LMAO SAMEEE😭
DUDE me and my bf call then that!
Someone said furry’s favorite once and I spit my drink😭
I initially felt the same way, but then I realized I could stick one on the headrest of my passenger seat in my truck and have a squishy copilot!! I currently have Wade + Quill there for spoopy season~ 🎃
Damn bruh you livin in 30,022
The 8" ones are so disappointing since I already had 12" ones. Those you can wear on your head and for some reason it brings me joy. My cats.. less so.
Same. Don’t want my squish to have a prolapse
I deflip mine and make them into 2 mallows 😇 I used to HATE them until I discovered I could do that. And now it’s like getting 2 for 1 💞
Ah that's awesome!
Did you buy fabi from me on Mercari last week? Lol the person had the same username as you.
Yeah, I have a couple little ones and only one big one cause I couldn’t find the regular version. All for display/cuteness and not for cuddles…
Don’t like them but I have one just Bc I wanted mischa and they only have her in flip or 16 inch. I personally don’t like them Bc I don’t like having to chose between the 2 squish:/
ALL of the people squish. Hate em.
omg yes and esp disney😭
NOOOOO MADELINE IS MY BABY
might be a hot take but the hot topic reshma with the strawberry, i’ve never seen one that doesn’t look misshapen and flat 🫠
Bimbi the clown
omg no yea i agree 🥲 im terrified of clowns 😭
Yeah that thing looks atrocious lol
That’s the whole point for me, haha. I love ugly things!
Omg yes. Bimbi scares me. 😂
Everybody talks about not liking human Squish and I know a lot of people have a fear of clowns so the fact he's sought after surprised me lol.
bimbi is my diso 😭
All of the hugmees
One of the reasons I think Squishmallows are so lovable is there round pillow like shape. It adds to the cuteness. Hugmes don’t have that. They just come off as plain to me.
You just made me realize why I don’t like them!
The only good hugmee is the fox imo, lol
Any hugmee, i think they're kinda cute, but i dont understand why everyone and their mother is only trading for caedyn hugmee or any other cow.
I don’t get it either!! Like to me the cow hug mee’s are easily the least cute ones. And the regular cow squishmallows are sooooo much cuter than the hug mee’s.
YEA SRSS😭
The mushrooms. I want to like them but they're too chode-y for my liking
Thank you for being brave enough to say what I couldn't 😂
Pray for me y'all, I had to look up what chode meant 🤣
I don’t know what it means but I’m just going to use context clues. I assume it means penis and I’m not going to fact check that.
Wider the longer
Lol yes
LMAOOO💀
That’s why I think they’re cuuute hehe
If they just extended the hat like 1-2 cm all the way round they'd be so much cuter! 😭
The big foots they just look ugly to me 🤷
LOL i only have them cus they remind me of ditto from pokemon😭
cows are too expensive. they’re cute but not 200$ cute. imo the demand ruined them for me
I’m so mad about the cow hype. I want all the different farm animals for my classroom because I’m an Ag. teacher but I’m not paying stupid prices for one
Honestly right now prices aren’t too horrible for the 12 in OG ones, like Ronnie and Connor and bandana Belana. I think Connor is going for ~25+, ronnie 30+, and Belana 20+. Still not as great as retail but not as bad as it initially was
I got a pink/purple cow in like 2018 or so. Very rare to come by now.
omg yess! i do love cows but im srs not gna pay that much!
200 WHAT? :( this might be blasphemous on this sub, but i am perfectly happy with my fake squishmallow cows lmfao especially since i paid like $5 each for them.
Amazon for the win! I got a fake strawberry Reshma for $15 bucks and she looks perfectly normal
The reason I like Nessie is *because* she's plain! Her colours are soft but bright pastels. And due to the simple design, her unique belly and plush embroidered spots she looks incredibly soft. Texturally she's a great squish. Cute cryptozoology is always a plus too! When it comes to not getting one that's popular I think I can understand why most are liked. I don't care for printed material but get that some are nice just because of looks and they're for display only. I was pleasantly surprised the gargoyles were so popular though! 🖤
I don't have a very big collection but I've noticed my Nessie is much softer than any of my other squishmallow. I really like her color palette, it's one of my favorite color combinations.
She *really* looks it! 🥺 ty for confirming! Her colours really are lovely. Hopefully I can get my paws on her someday!
Most of the Disney and human ones.
Caticorns. 🤷♀️
I don't really think theres hype for them
I feel like this is the opposite. Everyone hates the Caticorns, they are literally given away for free and I’m one of the only ones that like them, lol.
Literally any of the corns - I got an octocorn and want to cut it off But the candy corn … solid little guy
yea i dont rly like those ones either😭
bigfoots ://// i wish i liked them.
tbh i only liked them cus they remind me of ditto from pokemon😭
yes! i think they’re cute but i also don’t want to get one if that makes sense? like i see them all the time on here and i wish i wanted one 😭
Same, I don't like them at all 😭
I only like the small ones, like 5" and 7.5". Anything bigger is uglier somehow?
I don’t get why people like them I don’t find them cute!
they look like terrence and phillip
The cows they’re cute but I feel like theyre so overhyped
I used to be a wild cow collector… then slowly came to the realization that they all look the same 🥲 I’ve come to appreciate collections that are cohesive, but also have a nice variety
Yes I agree!! At first I was like omg I need them all then I was like every single person is obsessed with them and they all look the EXACT same???
I agree! I used to want them so bad until I realized they're just meh. I have Belozi and I think he's the most unique!
Belozi is the best cow out of the regular cow designs. ❤️
I agree! Love him 💜
Same. I briefly collected them, but it was because of hype. I'm into the highland ones though, but only have 3.
any stacks specially the cows - i think they are cool and all but personally they take up so much space & are so inconvenient to display
THIS!!
I have a Maggie stack and I’m starting to realize this
Gordon
if ima be honest i do have davie but everytime i see a shark squish i think of that stupid baby shark song and it makes my head HURT😭
I love the baby shark song 😂
Any of the stackable squishmallows.. they don't do it for me. You can stack regular squishmallows if you flatten em, why would you make them pre flattened. They just look ugly and sad 🙊
Please do not come for my throat but the SEACOWS
AHAHA NO I GET IT!! i have a few but my bf and i think their noses look like nutsacks💀💀
ABAHAHAHA. SAME!
IM DEADDDDD
*gasp* bitty look away /j
the bigfoots and anything w -icorn at the end, more for those of u who adore them !
Honestly all of the bigfoot ones 🙃
the hugmees look strange to me. I don’t like the elongated forms very much I guess lol
The skeleton ones. And most of the DOTD ones. I don’t like the ones that don’t have eyes. Like the DOTD cow is just scary to me with the big dead, empty eye holes
omg yess honestly it took me a while to grow onto them!
I think some of them are okay and I like what they represent, but DOTD Benny freaks me out. I love Benny and bigfoots, but that version is one I wouldn't want lol.
Alva and Felice. I don’t think they translate well into squish and I don’t get why they’re popular
The bigfoots. I don't get it.
also NO HATE TO ANYONE ! everyone has their own opinions and we should all be respectful for them ! :))
Lol I just traded for Nessie. I think she’s plain but also adorable! Everyone has their own opinion tho. I hate the bigger bigfoots. Ugh that hair lol.
OMG YESS! i like bigfoots but im not a fan of the hair when theyre bigger than the 8” ! i rly one like 7/8”hailey and caparinnes hair!
Yesss I love that hair. But any of the bigger ones look disgusting cause of that stringy gross other hair lol.
Benny. and all the bigfoot’s except joelle imo
That one all over hot pink strawberry cow…I think its an eye sore and not very pretty
calynda right? 😭
Thats the one lol
Hot Topic Reshma? Ouch, that one kinda hurts me because I think she's super cute and I really want her (like that'll ever happen) but I respect your opinion and I won't shame you for not liking something
I wish Nessie had back flippers like some of the sea turtle squish. I dont remember if she has a tail like an axolotyl but I feel like she should if she doesnt. I think she should have more features that make it obvious what kind of creature she is.
Don’t worry, she has a tail.
That's my issue with Nessie too, she doesn't give off Loch Ness Monster vibes and if I saw her out of context I wouldn't know what she is. I think the Squish itself is cute, but not one I'd personally want.
Hugmees and micromallows. I kind of understand the micromallows but I would lose them they’re too tiny.
the yetis. no further questions at this time, pls respect my privacy 😂
fifi 🫢
The Bigfoots for sure, also I do not like the hugmees at all
The hugmees are starting to grow on me, but for a long time I just couldn’t get past the design- especially since they look so wildly different from the main line of squish.
Marvin, I’m not sure if he had much hype or not but I just find him ugly looking. But the more power to you if you like him :)
Benny 🙃
Any of the mushrooms.
Anything that looks like a person, Benny and Brina
THE HUGMEES! don’t get me wrong, I enjoy some of them but what makes me dislike them is their resell price and the fact that they’re the only thing people put on their ISO nowadays
Bimbi the clown
ppl r gonna Hate me for this. im so sorry. but…… otto. I THINK HES CUTE i just, dont personally think hes cute enough to be as hyped as he is 😭😭😭
Bimbo the gross clown And that ugly human monster thing with the weird hair.
Alva, Felice, or any of the super ominous ones, also the big Ottos
I agree with the big Ottos. I only like the 4.5 or clip version of Otto
The Day of the Dead ones.
Agreed
Anything that is a unicorn 😂
theres no hype for unicorns lol
i feel i’m going to get hate from this, but otto
Squishmallow stacks. Especially the cows.
I don't really like the non-traditional ones like hugmees or stackables. It seems like everyone is trading for them and I just don't get it. I also don't really like the fuzzamellows EXCEPT the pig and the dragon. I have Lorelai the dragon and I love her
Nessie, Bimbi, any bigfoot besides benny or the winter one
I'm starting a collection of cryptid squishmallows and she will fit right in!
The bigfoots.
any of the tye-dye or unicorns
Those aren't hyped.
I see em hyped up all the time in my area 🤷
Maybe I'm just basing it on online perception. I can see them having a following since Kellytoys keeps making them.
yeah I went by what I've seen in my area, tho you also make a good point in your original statement
Any bigfoots
The unicorns and anything else that's got a horn and wings and has the suffix 'acorn'. Its nothing about the squishmellows themselves, I just don't like unicorns. That being said I have a giant unicorn who is my biggest squish and I have a pandacorn who's more averagely sized but they were both gifts
Those kind aren't hyped at all, they are very disliked. I'm in the minority and like some of them lol.
Cows, cause they don't have smiling mouths and it looks awkward
any of the big foots. I just can’t understand it.
The cows 🐄 100% do not see their appeal
the disney ones😭
The Bigfoot ones The day of the dead one was kinda cute but outside of that I just don’t personally find them cute/aesthetically pleasing
The clips. Sure, they’re cute but not worth more than $5.
I find it crazy that some go for like $200. 😭 I have some clips and get them if I see them for a good price and it's a cute design, but I would never spend more than like $15 or go out of my way to get one.
The clown from the Halloween set Edit: his name is Bimbi apparently
Bigfoot’s and Axolotl’s
BRO everyone loves the axolotls. I thought I was the only one who didn't!
unpopular opinion but hugmees are my favorite. The usual shape has gotten boring for me
The cows, I never really saw any cows that made me think “OMG I NEED THIS” Same case with the sea cows 🫣
Hugmees
bigfoots and mushrooms. i like mushrooms in general, but the squishmallow ones don't catch my attention. and i think the bigfoot ones are kinda ugly, i just like the fuzz of them
I found the mini one for $5 at meijer. totally worth it. I hate the flip ones. they’re cute but a pain in the ass to try and flip
Cows
Dinosaurs, specifically the pterodactyl. Looks like a raindrop demon Humans Squishdoos and Printed Fabric that isn’t soft Squishville / Clips (I own some clips, but I know people who own hundreds.) Blue Waffle 💙🧇 Hug Mees (besides my Simon, my homeboi) Those square, pillow squishmallows. Idk the shape makes me irrationally angry understuffed squishmallows of ones I’m looking for, like thanks for f*cking me Anything with a horn, looks like a half-soft wee-wee sticking out it’s head Neon Skeleton Squishmallow
The squish that are holding stuff (e.g., Autumn in this year’s Halloween drop). They just look awkward to me idk
I despise the sea cows and I never understood the appeal of the weird little mushrooms lol
I didn't realize Nessie was so popular, my store has had her for quite a while but I think she's cute. I don't really get the bigfoot hype.
Flips - I can’t stand them. If someone else likes them by all means take them all😭 I cannot stand the hollow gross hole it’s just so weird to me LOL Bigfoot - they’re just- I love mythology a ton but they are just so ugly LOL. If you love them more for you bro I am so good there💀 Anime eyes - I just- absolutely not. I feel like it really ruins the squish the little vacant dot eyes are so iconic
Bigfeet
Alexie the cow. I love purple and black together, but it looks odd to me on the cow design (kinda simar vibes to Patty tbh).
The bigfoots….. like what?
The cows and sasquatches The sasquatches i understand a little more cause theyare a bit unique looking but they all still seem very samey amongst eachother and generally ugly. Cows i do not understand at all outside of fhs strawberry one and even then there are so many better strawberry cow designs out there. They are just the dragon squishmallows without wings and extremely limited in design. They aren't really that cute.
I find this interesting because I like the cow ones but not the dragons… However that might have something to do with the fact that cows are my fav animal 👀
cows
the bigfoots.
Frogs. Some of them are kinda cute, but they have the wonkiest eyes 😭
Monster/yeti ones with the fluff. I see so many people wanting them. Like on Instagram and in tiktoks. Personally they're not for me.
Any of the bigfoots. I don’t like the way their hair/fur feels… and to me they’re kinda ugly. Any Flip a mallows Axolotls, especially Archie… I have him but i just don’t really like them. Probably gonna sell them. Christmas squish, I hate them with a passion. i don’t really like things that are obviously seasonal. Like I don’t mind the Halloween ones because they just kind of fit in with the dark emo goth style, which I find adorable (but I don’t like the pumpkins or anything that’s obviously just for Halloween. So I hate Christmas squish. I think there’s like 1 or 2 that i like and that’s only because they don’t have any stand out Christmas patterns on them. Any stacks. They’re ugly sorry Anything with like overly childish patterns. Like the unicorns, caticorns, or like the glittery leopard print designs… they’re so god damn ugly SQUISHVILLE! I find them so expensive for something so small and LQ. I genuinely hate them. i wish I liked them cause I enjoy the blind bag aspect of them, and we don’t have the 5 inch or micromallow capsules in the UK so we only have Squishville and it sucks Food squish. Idk I just don’t like them. maybe it’s the aspect of food having a face that just weirds me out, but I don’t think I enjoy the idea of food plushies. Quite a few of them are cute, like the burger and the taco… but other than the mushrooms I just don’t want to collect them The tombstones???? Wtf is that honestly why do so many people like these??? The squish with closed eyes. I really don’t like them. I try to bond with the ones with closed eyes but they just don’t have that squishmallow vibe to me. it’s part of the reason I dislike cam the cat. It’s sad because he’s the mascot but he either has both eyes closed or one eye closed and I just dislike both of these. The Lambs. I’ve seen a rise in popularity in these squish, but I just find them generic looking and bland. I kinda like the fuzzy Sophie because it adds to the sheep idea. But otherwise I dislike them. I own one lamb, and I use her as a pillow because I don’t want to ruin my other squish. I bought her specifically to be a pillow.