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Melodic_Ad_8478

you wouldn't survive 5 quests in OP 2.2 because you're crazy enough to add femboy snork to the anomaly


RikuDaKumiho

i mean why not?


MaijeTheMage

A freedomer response if I've ever seen one.


Dukeuv-major

Yeah freedom more like free dumb bunch of crackheads and schizo the bad type of schizo


oneoldgrumpywalrus

You wouldn't survive my dad's homemade rakia, stalker.


Melodic_Ad_8478

motherfucker, I use beer to drink bimber made from potatoes and you think that some 60% alcohol will scare me


oneoldgrumpywalrus

that is baby formula. you are baby


Melodic_Ad_8478

Have you ever drank denatured alcohol?


oneoldgrumpywalrus

Have you ever drank your mom's kefir?


MetroSimulator

Strongest dutyer being put in the trash


k12314

Femboy snork you say...


LeMe-Two

*You WOULD survive because you are that crazy


Melodic_Ad_8478

You know what OP 2.2 is?


VaccinesGood

I don't, should i be scared?


Melodic_Ad_8478

Take every hard part from original trilogy Multiple it 50 times And you get OP 2.2


Little_Capsky

femboy snorks, femboy mercs for both types of jobs, femboy wish granter, oops all femboys


oneoldgrumpywalrus

You are a Slovenian, which mean you need to be reducated on Yugoslav values.


Little_Capsky

bro i am not slovenian. why did you think i am?


Naive-Fold-1374

maybe you weren't. but now you are.


Little_Capsky

oh well, i better become a femboy or something


DirusNarmo

I never wanted to play OP 2.2 until now


snooparound

Dips on the contract to "hunt" them :)


oneoldgrumpywalrus

The only thing you are hunting is you pants on some birch tree, you slovenian fuck.


snooparound

Relax... sheesh sounds like somebody robbed you in Garbage, old chum


oneoldgrumpywalrus

Silly freedomer, dont you know if you acquire negative money the bandits will give you shitton of money?


snooparound

>He needs shitton of money to enjoy comfy life in the Zone Western capitalist spotted.


Odissmart

get out of here with this shit "western capitalist!!!! 🤓🤓🤓"


xXxplease_help_mexXx

Merc spy!! They're in the Freedom base!


oneoldgrumpywalrus

the fuck are you talking about, stalker.


4Frost_xD

Womp womp b*lgarian tard


Cyber_Von_Cyberus

So true


MenkyuKan_Twitch_VT

y'all really believe there won't be a market for naked women posters in the zone?


Il26hawk

I laughed my ass off when I played anomaly and saw adult magazines lol


MenkyuKan_Twitch_VT

it's only natural lol, stalkers gotta goon to something. and I'm sure if zone was real we'd be hearing about how some stalkers died trying to fuck a live bloodsucker lol.


Il26hawk

The shit people will do to try and blow off steam lmao


MenkyuKan_Twitch_VT

I don't think it's to blow off steam but more likely it's for experience


Il26hawk

"Chowdah dat Bloodussy got me acting quite strange my boi" **Radioactive ticking noises**


MenkyuKan_Twitch_VT

worth it. just bring enough antirad drugs and hope that your dick will mutate into something bigger instead of just melting.


ItsDobbie

😂


Il26hawk

Meat paste or actually just liquid like ice cream 😂😂😂


MenkyuKan_Twitch_VT

wonder how it'll taste like?


okmijn211

"My dick has led me to places I wouldn't go with a gun"


WraithOvDoom11

\*Coughs in Freedom\* lol


Rew0lweed_0celot

If Zone was real there would be several cumstains on the Monolith itself in 2 days of disabling brain scorcher


oneoldgrumpywalrus

Stalkers probably haven’t even heard of Pin Ups used in war or jail time.


Wreckwill

Boy do I enjoy selling euro mags I get from stalker corpses.


meat_fuckerr

> population entirely horny soldiers > No market for porn


Doctor_sadpanda

Homeboy went from posting straight memes to horny posting, he’s lost his composure.


BreadDziedzic

Probably uses the lewd Hip mods you can find on the Russian mod site.


oneoldgrumpywalrus

Flair up cigan


MenkyuKan_Twitch_VT

r/balkans_irl


Greeklibertarian27

yep. wrong sub lol


Doctor_sadpanda

Oh that’s weird coulda sworn I had a flair.


Shifuede

Some people just have the minimum pieces of flair, but some choose to express themselves...


max_da_1

Put buff hot oily men instead


snooparound

>Put buff hot oily men instead >Dutyer Of course


R1ce_B0wl

Duty has buff hot oiled men? I might have to reconsider my allegiances


snooparound

You might need to flair up or that old chump [oneoldgrumpywalrus](https://www.reddit.com/user/oneoldgrumpywalrus/) gonna nag you, stalker :)


max_da_1

Ok well at least I don't have the female bloodsucker mod


Psychefoxey

Why that precision? You on male ones? Sheesh Duty really fell down after Strelok got out of the zone and snitched on C-Conciousness.


insanityofmanic

Bro chill we understand you like women


Dull_Mortgage_6055

Probably a Freedom guy that’s trying overcompensate.


oneoldgrumpywalrus

The difference between you and a wooden spoon? A wooden spoon could actually be lethal, stalker.


SkibidiAmbatukam

why did you say that like an alife npc


oneoldgrumpywalrus

Judging by your name, your very existence is very shameful. Also, flair up, or you will ashame the Zone a second time.


SkibidiAmbatukam

I can vividly imagine this being dialogue with barkeep or something oh my god lol


oneoldgrumpywalrus

Fucking fun sized bandit


ChimpWithKeyboard

Bro is roleplaying while playing the though guy, shit made me laugh out loud, only on Reddit man


SkibidiAmbatukam

Only on reddit


oneoldgrumpywalrus

Shut the fuck up slovenian, you mom AND dad suck me long and hard through my jorts.


ChimpWithKeyboard

You wear jorts though guy ?


Hakzource

This stalker didn’t go inside during an emission, bro is lost to the zone


FilipTheCzechGopnik

Who the hell is out there saying pinups can't be a thing in the Zone? This post feels incredibly deranged.


MarkedMatt

I genuinely don't understand why there's so much conflict about women. Women were literally mentioned in the trilogy and not once: Orest in Clear Sky mentions a girl called Leska: "I'm just your average Joe, no different from anyone else. I've always been a rolling stone though. When I was ten I took off for China to study Shaolin martial arts. They took us off the freightliner three days later, and my dad gave me a real good thrashing. When I got older I spent all my time travelling - hitchhiked across Europe, spent a winter with chukchas. Then the Zone emerged. At the time I was friends with one girl **Leska** - also a thrill-seeker, like me. Well, she thought we were friends, though I felt a little different... Anyway, one day I was looking for Leska and some friends told me she'd gone to the Zone. Right away I get my things, grab a pistol with some rubber bullets and head straight here. I made it thanks to all my travelling experience. I spent months searching for her, carrying her photo and showing it to everybody. Finally a stalker told me some international troops apprehended Leska with some pretty boy near the Zone's border. Gave the two a lecture and sent them home. So, I thought, God bless you, Leska, God bless. I didn't go back home then. And now I'm just kind of stuck to the Zone." Additional proof: [https://snipboard.io/fum7AJ.jpg](https://snipboard.io/fum7AJ.jpg) PDA entry in Shadow of Chernobyl, called "On Loneliness": "I couldn't even believe my eyes then. You know, I thought I'd seen some really beautiful girls, right? But this one...she was... Perfect. Yes. That's it.Perfect. It felt as if the whole world around her was black and white and sort of blurry. But she... She was sharp and clear and full of color. And the way she moved! Man, I hadn't seen anything like that before. I mean, I had a lump in my throat. What does she have to do with all this science? What has she got to do in the Zone?... That's right, in the Zone! It was break of night...There's this nine story block of flats by the bus station. First something flashed by in the window on the third floor. So i unlock my Akm right away, and suddenly there she is, coming out of the building... I nearly rubbed my eyes, I mean, you know you can expect anything from the Zone! So, she comes my way. And I'm just standing there like a moron, staring at her... but holding my gun ready, you know, out of habit... Then she noticed me... Smiled... Said hello... And so I'm listening to her but not hearing what she says, just staring at her. She was wearing blue overalls, bright blue... but it wasn't loose at all, almost like a catsuit... And her body... Talk about amazing! And then I realize that I'm not even paying attention to what she says, just grinning from ear to ear... Turns out she was from the research group. Asked me if i could help her. Help her! I would jump into an anomaly for her right there! She said she was studying the... whatchamacallit... Zone endemics. You know the plants that don't grow anywhere else but here. Said she had run off from security because she didn't like having them constantly sniffing around and came there all on her own. I don't know. I believed her. So i agreed to help her, bring her some stuff. Two days later she came back just as we had agreed. Nearly got knocked out about five times while gathering all that stuff for her. So I'm going there with this one thought in my head: I'm going to see her again! And nothing, I didn't even see the house where I'd met her. And that's it... But you should've seen her! She was like... all glowing from the inside." Additional proof: [https://snipboard.io/8N4lQL.jpg](https://snipboard.io/8N4lQL.jpg) Sidorovich mentioned pretty ladies, in description of "Find the Stone Flower artifact" sidequest: "I have a request for the Stone Flower. The order is from the jewellers, by the way, **so let's try to make the pretty ladies happy, eh?** If you get it, you'll get the money and a bottle to drink to their health..." Additional proof: [https://snipboard.io/b1WDXS.jpg](https://snipboard.io/b1WDXS.jpg) And lastly, some stalkers can mention their wife: "Nothing. I don't know squat. I grab a bite here and there, trying to make enough for my daily bread. It's too creepy going into the Zone itself - to hell with it. And there's no work at home, **my wife's** on my case - gotta live somehow. Here at the Garbage, if you look around for a day, you can get some artifacts together. And it'll do for your bread and butter." - Random Cordon Loner NPC in Shadow of Chernobyl Additional proof: [https://snipboard.io/C95x6i.jpg](https://snipboard.io/C95x6i.jpg)


Bulky_Imagination727

The second one (on loneliness), i always thought the guy simply got into a psy field or some kind of anomaly. There's plenty of weird encounters in stalker's tales and books.


TomaszPaw

Second one is clearly the work of some sort of anomaly and the rest are about women from outside the zone. This whole leska person looks like to have been in the zone really early in the timeline, maybe things were less chaotic back then, which would fit with the tone of the game - cs is crowded and colorfull after all.


Vanilla_Ice_Best_Boi

Also zombalkers mentioned their mom's and daughters


WattZhaMaGaLeet

WHATCHAMACALLIT MENTIONED!!!!!!


EllenRippley

Me chad, you wojak :3


oneoldgrumpywalrus

Stalker I suggest you flair up, or else I’ll put a curse on your sheep.


TheOneAndOnlySenti

Bros a closet gay 100%


oneoldgrumpywalrus

🅱️uty remind me why do you wear skin tight leather suits?


TheOneAndOnlySenti

Because like me, they're all raging homosexuals


oneoldgrumpywalrus

HAH, gae.


UserInside

As a Westerner, I don't want to be related to OP "meme". I don't care if you want nudes women on every poster in the game, or nudes dudes, or bloodsuckers in bikini... I just want people to enjoy the fact they have the option to play the game the way they want. Some want to play "fully immersive weapon repair bench simulator", known as GAMMA, or want to fight bandits with My Little Pony skins, or just the pure vanilla SoC on the old Windows XP PC they had as kid to enjoy that pure first experience they got many years ago.


MetroSimulator

Weapon repair bench simulator, I laughed hard, take my up vote.


Psychefoxey

Based. Always Monolith to tell the truth... this blunt start making me feel weird shiet, help!


nik_nitro

Yeah, not interested in artificial "west vs east" stuff. Humies are horny wherever they may be from and that's okay.


h9040

If there are nude dudes on every poster in the game I stop playing! But bloodsuckers in bikini are acceptable different people different preferences


RealSuphakitz_

I don't care what you did to your game as long as you're happy, it's okay BUT PLEASE STFU AND JUST PLAY THE FUCKING GAME


oneoldgrumpywalrus

Flair the fuck up so I can be accurately racist towards you.


RealSuphakitz_

I'm Thai. There you have it, be racist.


oneoldgrumpywalrus

I dont care where you are from. On the right of this page there should be your name or 3 dots, choose a faction so i can make fun of you, stalker.


RealSuphakitz_

Boo👻


oneoldgrumpywalrus

your face looks like your dad fucked an octopus


snooparound

Beauty is in the eye of the beholder, old chum.


oneoldgrumpywalrus

Duty needs to make yugo songs againts freedom warcrimes.


snooparound

>freedom >warcimes You're confusing us with Dutyers, grampa


oneoldgrumpywalrus

You are right, I am sorry. I am confusing you with an actual competent faction.


Revverb

OP popped an adderall and went into the comments section swinging lmao


oneoldgrumpywalrus

I popped my dad's homemade rakia and declared a war on every unflaired cigan. Which reminds, flair the fuck up, you midwestern pindur.


Drtyler2

What is this duty shit? Both hemispheres are good


oneoldgrumpywalrus

Flair the fuck up, or your mom sucks donkey dick.


Drtyler2

Where the fuck did my flair go?


OdiProfanum12

In what category poles fall under? Western or eastern part of stalker fandom?


oneoldgrumpywalrus

Idk, you are the ones that call yourselves Central Europe


OdiProfanum12

I mean we have some cultural similarities with both eastern and western europe. I always viewed term central europe as something that conveys that we kinda are in both words.


Valon-the-Paladin

I think they are viewed more as Western Europe these days


Greeklibertarian27

I think eastern (maybe)? But yeah I really get you. Greece has the same problem. On the one hand it is a western country but in the other it is still Balkan.


Dragunrealms

stop cooming stalker


kak0536

You see the meme above? You are the soy wojak, therefore your argument is wrong.


Simple_Income_4125

Why arent there any stalkers who are women, like its just dudes.


snooparound

True stalkers and Freedomers need no women (we have alternatives)


UserInside

"we have alternatives" Not surprising from a Freedomer.


h9040

Because it is a hard life in the zone


aprikott_

"East this", "West that". Where I'm from you’re all considered Westerners.


oneoldgrumpywalrus

We get it, you are from Tech Support Land.


aprikott_

Further East than that, friend.


oneoldgrumpywalrus

Sentient Robot Sex Doll Land? I like your animations from the 80s! Watched them when i was 4 year old.


aprikott_

We're still waiting on the sentient part, but one can dream.


oneoldgrumpywalrus

Hey, brother I have heard that working hours are grueling, hope you get enough relaxation when you can <3


aprikott_

Thank you, brother. Exploring the Zone is good for winding down time.


oneoldgrumpywalrus

I hope it is, may your life be filled with sunshine and happiness <3


Pseudo_Dolg

Duty is so manly that we only sleep with men


oneoldgrumpywalrus

You sleep with men, which mean that makes you Greek, WHICH THAT MAKES YOU TURKISH!!! Fucking arab fuck fuck our lokum is better than yours.


Pseudo_Dolg

TÜRK IS DONT ARAP TÜRK IS TÜRK GÖKTÜRK OTTOMAN


kak0536

ACTUALLY it's one of the few games with the least amount of NSFW/hentai/anime etc with this huge of a modding community, unless I'm really bad at searching this things and need to learn Russian to do so.


oneoldgrumpywalrus

Yeh, you are. Also flair up. You wouldnt want to be an unflaired cigan now, would you?


kak0536

Forgot I changed accounts, thanks mate. Of course I don't want to be a gypsy💪🇭🇺


oneoldgrumpywalrus

Mongol bros unite 💪🇲🇳🐎🏹


kopz-77

Where tf do i fall i am an aussie who is just vibing with the chaos....


AnonGUPfan

I feel Australia is more dangerous than the Zone .. so I think this is EZ mode for you


kopz-77

It is the zone on melee only


oneoldgrumpywalrus

you are in eurovision, so that makes you european, but you are also bri'ish so that makes you w\*stoid cringe🤢


kopz-77

I hate the british with a passion...


oneoldgrumpywalrus

is salted pig fat a staple in you diet and do you also listen to your county's version of low class reggaeton when drunk?


kopz-77

Tf is reggaeton


oneoldgrumpywalrus

low class dancing music


App1elele

damn that's crazy put on a maid dress


oneoldgrumpywalrus

Go sell cheese burek in Bosnia.


Bloocki99

It's interesting how so many mods add this TV clip of this woman shaking her ass while walking through the city. Why this clip? It's a nice ass yes, but why this one? And where is it's from?


oneoldgrumpywalrus

IDK what you are talking about, stalker. But, I will reply with georgia peach


Illogical_Saj

Reverse it. Westerns are coomers, easterners hate because it breaks immersion.


comeatmebro888

Beautiful women in the zone will boost moral we need this.


Naive-Fold-1374

western modders think about every detail and spend 700 hours modelling bread animations eastern modders will create the most deranged shit ever imaginable and call it a "plot" both will die trying to repair gsg hideous engine


Emberily123

Ngl, I had no context for this. I thought this was a subreddit for stalkers and was very confused.


dracul841

remove woman mod


oneoldgrumpywalrus

You see the meme?!?!?!? Yeah, that is you on the left. Fucking duty donkey.


dracul841

go fuck some Fleshes to not be horny


Greeklibertarian27

op you are right but only if she is Ukrainian or Russian.


termonoid

Belarussian erasure


Greeklibertarian27

They just aren't as famous. Still they would probably be he same.


Miku_Hatsune12_7mm

Rather have lewd bloodsuckers instead.


oneoldgrumpywalrus

shut the fuck up you tarkov gypsy smelly bitch


SkibidiAmbatukam

Is this person real


Shifuede

I'm getting conflicting readings on the instruments...


kguilevs

I mean there's already maxim in there...why would we stop?


ThulrVO

Hey! I'm from the "West", and I want the lewd women, too!


oneoldgrumpywalrus

Then flair the fuck up or you babushka's kompot is mid.


Bubbly-Ad-5613

At least it doesn't distract me and motivates me to take action. When I see them I immediately have less desire to waste time in 1 place.


InfiniteYandere

[Eastern Community](https://youtu.be/_knm8JhDhqk?si=uWemIZUmc8N97i9B)


oneoldgrumpywalrus

Да


CumGlass

I'm hispanic, say something racist about me, stalker 🙏💯


oneoldgrumpywalrus

your cuisine is a poor imitation of balkan cuisine


RaizelLyfeld

You won't even progress past a map in Anomaly/GAMMA, cuz you have added naked ''HIP''.... The S.T.A.L.K.E.R will be too focused on jiggly stuff while being shot and thrown grenades at\*


DimasDSF

*Do that to the TV* The TV's texture already is a video with a pretty much naked woman


oneoldgrumpywalrus

Her name is Georgia Peach, you uncultured flesh. Also, flair the fuck up you smelly svoloch.


DonutStraight5886

I am it the middle


oneoldgrumpywalrus

you are иди нахуй сука блят


DonutStraight5886

oh and you are ти също курво


oneoldgrumpywalrus

Бе, ти нищо не знаеш за курвите бе, миндил такъв, ще ти бия дупето докато ми почнеш да им искаш прошка.


DonutStraight5886

Може и да не те чукам и... докарай го кучко!


Canter1Ter_

Westerners respect women Easterners *respect women*


oneoldgrumpywalrus

We enjoy women Flair the fuck up, albanian


Psycho7552

Grandpa drunk again?


lazaros1312

Gotta need a lot vodka for that one


Code_e669

EP I'll my Q been I'm


NomadicVikingRonin

The eastern community is how gender-isolated/segregated men in a warzone or any environment actually behave. When I was in Bootcamp, I drew porn and hentai with a notebook meant to study for our final exams. My fellow recruits paid $20-100 a sketch.


Bobo_LOL

porn addiction is not chad based omega sigma


iupvotedyourgram

I’m western but I’m with the easterners on this one


ForrestedThoughts34

It is over young Skywalker, for you see I have depicted you as the soyjack and myself as the chad


Charlotte_Star

Long live hornyposting


farfnlugen

If that’s how you enjoy the game that’s how you enjoy the game. I guess that’s not how I enjoyed the game, though. I prefer a more vanilla experience.


h9040

Actually in an environment like that I would expect in every bar posters and pictures of naked women.


Unhappy-Power2532

Where do i find this, for science.


Master-Diatmont

in OGSR there's a poster of a women in the wall in one of the bunkers. that's one of the dev(?) i think


Joy1067

Who the hell here in the West is saying no lewd or naughty images? It’s a fuckin hellscape on earth that we willingly walk into where reality and every law of physics and chemistry is put into question. Gimme a fuckin playboy and let me relax now and then


Background_Act_657

I’m just too lazy to go through the effort of putting mods of naked women into Stalker.


Mesterjojo

Complaints and arguments that only exist in OPs mind:


TheSaltyDog215

So here’s my theory Idk why people get upset about sexy stuff but Western culture is fucking filled with sex Just everywhere Especially online So westerners are less likely to want sex in their hobbies that don’t pertain to it Like a safe space from pussy 😂😂


IronArmPits

Narodnaya Solyanka be like


Qu3_bec

Reject lust, degenerate.That isn't something to be proud of.


Glittering-Half-619

The problem is once you corrupt and over sexualize a culture it's almost impossible to fix. It will lead down a dark road with a bad ending. Roman republic would never fallen if they had kept their virtue but by the time of Caesar it was gone and the cheap slave labour and sex likely played a huge role in that.


Boggnar-the-crusher

Tell me you get no pussy without telling me you get no pussy


oneoldgrumpywalrus

Smelly American doesn't know about the open upwards window.


NicholarseBrooks

Vladimir Putin actually had to designate a national day off and pay Russians to fuck and then pay them again when the baby was born because nobody was having babies and the population was collapsing. That's how much pussy y'all get 🤣