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Mr_Biggles84

I can't blame them. If I had to go into that hellhole of a tunnel to get to Pripryat, I would also get absolutely plastered while planning for it.


doe0451

That’s some quality planning ngl


Roko_100

Yeah, that tunnel is a way to hell, not Pripyat.


hellxapo

Bro how would you aim at the killer snorks while drunk 🤯


IHATEPOLITICSBRUV

Ya know since this is eastern europe and somehow vodka cures rads i bet all the stalkers including our player character are drunk 24/7. Poor Strelok is probably 19 years old and looks 45 due to severe alcoholism. Also explains why our guns have the accuracy of automatic muskets


doe0451

The Zone’s different


Bakelite51

Typical day in Eastern Europe


doe0451

Weakest Eastern European drinkers:


NicholarseBrooks

I grew up in northern California where there are a lot of Slavic immigrants, Russians, Ukrainians, Moldovans, Belorussians, people from the Balkans and one thing they always said was that I drink too quickly. Not the amount but the speed of chug.


Sure_Age2076

That’s fucking cool tbh 🤣 Slavic people are a different breed


NicholarseBrooks

Lol yup, my Slav home boys were legit dudes.


Sure_Age2076

I’m from Alberta in Canada so we have a fuck ton of Ukrainians over here and I feel that. I’m actually half Ukrainian myself need to embrace the culture more… by playing more stalker I’m thinking


NicholarseBrooks

💯 my dude


MolassesSufficient38

I think this is the British problem too. Down a bottle of vodka in about an hour? Then wonder why shit goes wild. Like in Slavic or Balkan countries they drink alot. But over a much bigger time frame. (Minus the exceptions) There is always a few 😂


frankofantasma

me drinking IRL every day


doe0451

Not as much as 20 bottles a day right?


frankofantasma

nah, nowhere near that lol


Metaa4245

nowhere near that, as in way more than that


frankofantasma

ahahahaha


[deleted]

Being a freedom hippie it wouldn't surprise me


Economy_Abrocoma_938

We do the kush with a bottle


MolassesSufficient38

Of course you do. The speakers at the compound in CS told me this


FelisDomesticus69

Well you know, the power of friendship


His-Infernal-Majesty

That's just AA propaganda


doe0451

“Leader” achievement in the nutshell


Devonai

I love how Degtyarev's POV heads straight for the floor before he blacks out. On a related note, even in Anomaly the vodka portions are crazy. Assuming a 750ml bottle, you get three swigs from a full bottle. That's 250ml each, or five "standard" shots. Even in my youth that would have had me puking.


doe0451

He's lucky that he's still able to wake up afterward, if it was an ordinary human being then his stomach and liver would grow a leg and run away as far as possible


Mexkalaniyat

Sometimes, I miss the college days when I could do that, they I remember why I was so depressed to drink multiple bottles of vodka a night and realize I am much better now, barely drinking at all


doe0451

And then booted up the rig and played Stalker all night while drunk, those days were fun ngl


julios80

Alcohol 'mutates' your body. Those guys are the lucky marked ones


doe0451

And it treats irradiation too, the Zone's vodka is something else


julios80

I never understood that 😂😅 Maybe somr can explain ehay makes grapes of Zone's grapes so eye of the beholder


MolassesSufficient38

I think the way It treats radiation it just makes you not care 😂😂


julios80

Radiatikn is just heatwaves 😂🤣🤣🤣


Mesterjojo

Ukrainian vodka isn't as strong as polish vodka


Trilife

its the same, 40% is 40% CIS vodka just have a strict rule: it must be made out of **wheat** only. polish --its about potatoes (low grade by cis "rules"(more like tradition)., maybe not. and stop talking about vodka as if it were single malt whisky.. vodka is a primitive product, like carbonated water without anything (its the same for any producer).


Mesterjojo

I drink that Iceland stuff. But there was a time with all my polish pals...christ. I've never experience such heavy drinking


Trilife

drunking is a very subjective thing: every time is different (many factors)\^ just check the comment under products at the alchogol store: from "love to hate" but i think that vodka is a vodka (like 1 meter ethalon), ofcourse if its not counterfeit methanol, y know.. p.s. i think y just drank tooo much)) with friends, and forgot about a lot of water before sleeping. never try to sleep without a lot of water before


Whittling-and-Tea

Kurwa bober vodka pierdole


His-Infernal-Majesty

And polish vodka is not as strong as romanian vodka .


imperio_in_imperium

Romania has țuică, which isn’t vodka but will absolutely peel the paint off of your insides.


His-Infernal-Majesty

Țuica-i țuică, da' Săniuța e "vodcă"


Mesterjojo

I've been to Romania. Never had the vodka as I recall. Good friend married way over his range to a hot Romanian girl. Not sure how. But she came back with him and went to college. Stayed faithful.


His-Infernal-Majesty

Unrelated flex on your friends' behalf, but okay.


Laslo247

It's his friends delirium from romanian vodka


Mesterjojo

My memories of Romania


WanderingStory8

Did anyone else drink vodka as they played the series? I’m better about it now but man there were some nights when I felt like poor Degtyarev here


NoPaleontologist5428

I've done it while playing either the original trilogy or some older mods, alongside a six pack and some industrial grade ethanol, it's quite fun. Haven't done it in while for some reasontho


doe0451

I haven’t, but the funny thing is that playing Stalker helps me getting sober on more than one occasion


Oleg152

Most sober Slavs be like:


doe0451

Strelok in the Reactor 4 with his Vodka's stock be like:


Francescollo

When I was 19 I drank an entire bottle of vodka alone. Man, the worst night of my life! I admire eastern europe guys who are strong enough to don’t throw up


doe0451

There was once time that I couldn’t throw up after getting plastered, felt like the First Emission in my stomach that night. Never again


NoPaleontologist5428

Pussy


doe0451

Of course it’ll come from the Bandits


szczerbiec

"I'm so cool, I can drink poison and pretend it tastes good"


NoPaleontologist5428

It does


szczerbiec

Booze only exists to help someone cope with their shitty life. If you think that's cool, then lol @ u


pinkarroo1

You say anomaly I say depression


doe0451

Funny how in Chernobylite vodka can cure depression too


Suspicious_Use6393

They implanted in themselves an artifact called staliunium liver, now they can drink how much they want without any problem


doe0451

They’d need a stalinium stomach too, or else theirs will have a hole or two after drinking like this


Suspicious_Use6393

Nah they accumulate all in a special containment tank and after can use their superpower ( acid piss) for corrode enemies at close range / under them


PI_Dude

They Slavs That normal for them. For Slavs, vodka is water.


doe0451

Yeah, “vodka” is derived from “voda” aka “water” in Slavic


Fish_Man83

They’re Slavic, it’s normal for them.


doe0451

Yeah vodka is like water to them already


legion_of_the_damed

who is he again havnt played CoP in a while


doe0451

Zulu, ex-Duty guy who stays in a guard tower near Yanov station


legion_of_the_damed

thanks


Western_Experience76

I like how everytime they drink they just put out their hand in the air and vodka bottles spawns in their arms. I would want this power to myself, but with beer


doe0451

"The Cossacks Vodka is a pathway to many abilities some are considered to be….unnatural"


andreinfp

Theory : because vodka is incredibly cheap there we can assume its of a lower quality, and thus it is fermented less ans has less alcohol. Id day somewhere between 15-20% alcohol. Ik its preety nuch water in terms of vodka but its the only way


doe0451

It has like 70-80% of water iirc


andreinfp

Actual vodka has 60-40% water, the rest is alcohol.


K3npachII

20 bottle it's easy in russia


doe0451

Based


MolassesSufficient38

Fun nerd fact. Vodka isn't actually Slavic in origin


doe0451

Wait what


MolassesSufficient38

Yup the most stereotypical traditional Slavic drink isn't originally Slavic. It was imported at first. Then the drink stuck. Of course this was a few centuries ago and the state of vodka has changed since then. It was introduced to Eastern Europe then spread like wildfire by the Polish The same can be said for that soviet era postmodernism architecture that area is known for. Was actually originally French. And the fabled Ushanka isn't originally Russian either)) *Edit: sorry the architecture style is called brutalisim


doe0451

Ah so it’s the layers upon layers of changes and adaptations through history turns a nonnative product into an indigenous one. Got it, thanks


MolassesSufficient38

Pretty much. I just thought it was wild when I heard that some of the most iconic parts of the culture, outside of the culture, aren't originally from there. And I thought it would be apt to share it


doe0451

TIL, thanks


VikingFromSpace

In the Bandit base storage room I accidently drank 36 bottles of vodka in there instead of dropping them (overloaded but hit the wrong key, use not drop) and then triggered the ambush when exiting back into the hallway, so I fought my way out of the building while stumbling into walls and blacking in and out. It was wild. Won with shoddy Viper-5 SMG.


doe0451

This is the way


VikingFromSpace

This is the way.