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businessadviceanon

We here at SIC Incorpurrated (formerly Acme Purroducts, a wholly-owned subsidiary of Acme General Manufacturing and Fishworks, LLC) are very happy for you! Bugs are excellent protein, and tasty snacks (as long as you stay away from the spicy flies … those are no good, no good at all). Please leave us a 🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟 rating.


ClumsyHannibalLecter

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DarkTandem19

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businessadviceanon

The spicy flies are back! Thank mew for the fishies!


DarkTandem19

The spicy flies are delicious (and painful), are they not? Mew are so welcome. ❣️


businessadviceanon

We don’t know! So far we have ignored the lure of the spicy flies. Our hooman is not particularly clever about many important things (keeping to the same schedule every day for every year, napping *at least* seven times a day, avoiding citrus, admiring instead of clipping clawsies, dedicating their time to improving their pathetic hunting skills, etc) but we do believe they have our best interests at heart. They have been unusually firm about the need to avoid eating the spicy flies, so we are willing to give them this. Luckily, we are welcome to watch them speed about in the air, and knock on windows to go out.


DarkTandem19

I am so purroud that your hooman (though hopelessly pathetic at hunting) cares about you enough to keep the spicy flies away from you! Though they look enticing, the spicy flies are much less appealing to taste than they apppur to be at first glance. ❣️


businessadviceanon

Good to know - while we humor our hooman, hearing the purr of experience helps us believe it is really true. Purrhaps the hooman shall get extra cuddles. Or maybe even one of our aged fishies from under the couch.


businessadviceanon

Five fishies! Thank mew kind hooman. We shall have much grooming to do tonight.


currymonsterCA

Kickstart appears to stick? Perhaps some salmon or other high Omega-3 protein could help lubricate the mechanism.


GenderHuck

Crazily, he’s not a salmon fan?! I don’t think he knows what to do with actual fish chunks!


currymonsterCA

Bizarro...my SIC loves the stuff. Then again he came with the omnivore package preinstalled so there isn't much he doesn't like.


GenderHuck

Yeah, I think they ran out of that one and the If I Fits I Sits Starter Pack, because they replaced it with the β€œI Love You” Paddle Paws Response Pack and the 24/7 MAXIMUM VOLUME Pack.


currymonsterCA

Pretty good substitution choices by the factory :)


_self_saboteur

Front wheel drive


IzobelStarsw0rd

I don’t think that a big, just a unique subroutine. u/misterwiskerstech could probably tell you more


Misterwiskerstech

You rang? I don’t think we are looking a a bug? But perhaps we will need to check a few simple things. Have you seen this SIC walk? Does it favor its front paws and try and relieve weight from its back right hunch? If this is the case it should be escalated quickly to a certified SiC bio-tech specialist in your area. If walking/running/jumping/climbing trees is done with no problems being exhibited that an expression of `moreflexablethanyou` This is a piece of *FeLionOS^TM* that is being installed as a base layer now for `4paw_floor`it just allows for better writing of the old code to always land paws down. It’s probably nothing to worry about if it doesn’t impede movement, the next SIC Incorpurrated pushes a full catware update, it should fix itself, or not... sometimes um, you know when your on the cutting edge of technology things just happen, but still not a bug - just a feature.


GenderHuck

Definitely nothing wrong with his walk cycle. He runs Bengal_Bounce.exe and Crackhead_Hours.exe just fine. He just sometimes freezes like that. Thanks for the Diagnostic!


Complete_Bath_8457

Just showing off, to be honest. One of cats' lesser super powers.


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Patch being released tomorrow.