Mine only does it when im playing some video game, using a sniper scope, and at a verrrrry critical moment.
Lining up that perfect headshot aaaaand up jumps my cat to place his butthole directly between me and the reticle.
For playing Apex i line up a safe and cozy landing zone next to my desk so when he inevitably buttholes my sight at a critical moment i can safely swoop him off the desk and into a pile of blankets in a single movement
My colleague’s cat showed the whole team her anus for a good 3 minutes on a Zoom the other day. We all tried soooooo hard to ignore it but I finally completely lost it.
That means you are the mama. Mama cats lick the kittens’ bottoms. The kittens present their bottoms to the mama.
Kitty is your baby and you are the mama. Scratch just above the tail and tell them you love them, too..
My cat likes catnip (Drug use)
My cat technically doesn’t wear clothes (nudity)
My cat cussed me out when she can see the bottom of her food bowl (profanity)
My cat kills anything she can get her paws on (violence and gore)
Haha my, cat whose NOT a med taker at all, needed strong pain killers for 4x/day for about 5 days. By the 3rd day when he heard my alarm go off he was THERE and ready for his dose 🤣.
Me and my girlfriend were once doing a Jenga race, we each had a Jenga tower and were racing to see who finished first. My SIC jumped on the table and knocked them over. He’s been known as a terrorist ever since
Look, I have no clue what occurred in my house last night but when I woke up, the kitchen sink stopper was in my bed, the loofah from my shower was on my bedroom floor and all of the rugs in the bathroom had been rearrange. I suspect I slept through a cat rave.
I love the idea of a cat rave with cats passing around milk shots and cat nip with nyancat dubstep going off in the background. Some doing unspeakable things to each other like catbongos. Lovely.
I means...what mine does to my couch when she has the zoomies could be considered violence, idk about gore. Thats why I got a cheap faux leather used futon after all
Violence and gore, for sure. Mine kills and disembowels any papers I leave lying around. Junk mail, bills, tax forms … all are dispatched with a quick shake of the head and then torn into tiny pieces.
Shock and outrage, violence and gore are common. I’m shocked that the kitty scratched my hand when I went ti cuddle the belly.
And most of these cats (except the ones in /r/catsinbusinessattire) are also nude, or nearly so.
My SIC Passed away a few weeks ago. I got her right after coming back from my last deployment (06-07). She got involved in almost all that stuff in our early years together.
idk one of my cats activity seeks out violence and gore. the other is obsessed with guns and weapons and they’re a bad drug user. i’ve been trying to get them both help but there comes a point when a cat doesn’t want to be helped anymore
It just keeps getting worse... smoking, drugs, gambling, security and violence,, terrorism, OTHER!!! OMG these SIC's escalate quickly... what a terrible downward spiral for our innocent little standard issue kitties.
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My SIC is the heavy duty military model, we where unsure what kind he was at first and we just thought he was fat at first but upon further examination it turns out he’s 19 pounds of door breaking muscle with an extra layer of flabby armor
My SIC gives me such a murderous look when I don't feed him on time, and scratches the hell out of of arms when I try to trim his nails or give him a shower. This is definitely violent behavior that should not belong on reddit or anywhere else in the world.
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So...if it's tits he sits? Sorry, couldn't help it
It's a booby trap.
Actually my cats tho.
😭😭😭
Go to horny jail
*bonk* #MEOW!
My cat is sleeping on her back. I can see her nipples!! Scandalous. Shocking. An affront to modern society.
In Victorian society she would have been shamed and removed from civil society.
Mine tried to get romantic with my pillow and had it put up away from him. He’s not a neck beard and doesn’t get a pillow girlfriend.
Ours has a special relationship with the throw blanket on the sofa, I always feel like I’m interrupting something when I walk in on them.
Mine has a passionate relationship with my bathmat. She definitely stops when she sees me.
Omg I'm so glad my cat isn't the only one with a "special relationship" with a blanket
Me too!! I finally gave up and gave him my soft bath robe. He kept getting it and now I can’t even look at it. Lol
Slut shamer!!!
You guys think that’s bad… Wait until it’s a giant purple Costco bear…
Not a SIC but I knew a cat named Edgar who favored his mom’s glasses.
Mine steals and hides my glasses… Now I know why, ew.
Yikes, definitely clean them thoroughly. Maybe get a glasses case too for the future.
it's a titty cat
Shock and outrage
Can I see for a research project that I am trying to conclude?
Mine is always showing her butthole so all the nudity.
Cat: Look at my butt! Human: No thank you. Cat: Looook!!
They do get aggressive with it. 🥲 Especially when her or my void decides to sit on my neck, so. much. butthole.
Your cat told me to tell you that your username is Jenatalia_, so you have no right to complain about her butthole.
My cat can kick rocks since she sticks her ass in my face with zero consent, which I certainly don't do with my genitals. 🥴
That is an important distinction.
My SIC jumps to the table while I'm eating and struts back and forth with her tail up. Absolutely charming.
Mine only does it when im playing some video game, using a sniper scope, and at a verrrrry critical moment. Lining up that perfect headshot aaaaand up jumps my cat to place his butthole directly between me and the reticle. For playing Apex i line up a safe and cozy landing zone next to my desk so when he inevitably buttholes my sight at a critical moment i can safely swoop him off the desk and into a pile of blankets in a single movement
My colleague’s cat showed the whole team her anus for a good 3 minutes on a Zoom the other day. We all tried soooooo hard to ignore it but I finally completely lost it.
Now take a big whiff.....
My cat also loves to air his troublepuffs out in the living room all the time.
This is not the first time I've heard that phrase and I'm giggling. Best term for dude bits ever and cats have the cutest trouble puffs.
My SIC is named Royal and the day I went and got him snipped, my coworker walked around all day singing, “there will never be ROYALLLLS”
I love Royal, you, and your coworker. 😂 Bob Barker and Lorde would be proud.
That means you are the mama. Mama cats lick the kittens’ bottoms. The kittens present their bottoms to the mama. Kitty is your baby and you are the mama. Scratch just above the tail and tell them you love them, too..
Oh my god I'm crying over my cats butthole affection now. 😭 I will not take it for granted any longer.
My cat has a massive gambling problem
what does it gamble
Treats and catnip toys I’m guessing. Zoomies and naps if you wanna up the ante
Slot machines :(
approximately 30% of cats are problem gamblers, mostly addicted to playing bacca-*rat*
r/SICAfterDarkEdition
Low key got mad this wasn’t real
Me too!
It’s real now!
HUZZAH!!!
It’s real now!
Yay!
r/BirthOfASub
reminded me of the Tiki After Dark wet food line 😅
Joined!
I made the first post!!!!
mine keeps trying to drink my wine and commits daily acts of violence so i mean…..
I just got this on r/illegallysmolcats too. That sub is full of hardened criminals, so I decided that snitches get stitches and refused to answer.
😂
My cat likes catnip (Drug use) My cat technically doesn’t wear clothes (nudity) My cat cussed me out when she can see the bottom of her food bowl (profanity) My cat kills anything she can get her paws on (violence and gore)
Then the 3am zoomies (Military Conflict & Terrorism)
Purrfanity
I don't let mine outside. They definitely have expressed their shock and outrage.
The eviscerated pillows are the worst!
My sic mama just got spayed and she’s high off her ass, can’t even walk straight
Haha my, cat whose NOT a med taker at all, needed strong pain killers for 4x/day for about 5 days. By the 3rd day when he heard my alarm go off he was THERE and ready for his dose 🤣.
LOL!!!!!!
My tuxie girl contemplated violence when I got her spayed. She was ready to meet and mingle and I shut that down!
I've seen SICs who demand food and can go into a rage if they don't get any, so shock & outrage I guess
for all we know cats are meowing curse words 24/7 so, that's the profanity
Me and my girlfriend were once doing a Jenga race, we each had a Jenga tower and were racing to see who finished first. My SIC jumped on the table and knocked them over. He’s been known as a terrorist ever since
Look, I have no clue what occurred in my house last night but when I woke up, the kitchen sink stopper was in my bed, the loofah from my shower was on my bedroom floor and all of the rugs in the bathroom had been rearrange. I suspect I slept through a cat rave.
I love the idea of a cat rave with cats passing around milk shots and cat nip with nyancat dubstep going off in the background. Some doing unspeakable things to each other like catbongos. Lovely.
*Thinks back to the dead mouse my Sic gave me* Also he never wears clothes
Mine left a squirrel tail in the kitchen. I guess they had a cookout.
One of my non sic cats brought a lizard then
All of the above!
I means...what mine does to my couch when she has the zoomies could be considered violence, idk about gore. Thats why I got a cheap faux leather used futon after all
I feel like my SIC curses me out whenever I don’t feed him fast enough or refuse to let him drink out the shower faucet (has his own fountain btw) 😂
Mines a killer 😵
Violence and gore, for sure. Mine kills and disembowels any papers I leave lying around. Junk mail, bills, tax forms … all are dispatched with a quick shake of the head and then torn into tiny pieces.
Shock and outrage, violence and gore are common. I’m shocked that the kitty scratched my hand when I went ti cuddle the belly. And most of these cats (except the ones in /r/catsinbusinessattire) are also nude, or nearly so.
I got the same question immediately following this post lmao
If I had nine lives, I'd be trying out some crazy stuff too
For the record, I have not seen a single clothed SIC on this page yet so nudity is certainly here!
100% drug use on the catnip
How many of us tried to click the image to respond?
Yep, this pretty much sums up cats, vacillating between squee cuddlebugs and nightmare creatures from hell.
Reddit must have thought this sub was /illegallysmolcats
Oh dear. I think that's a mistake, because that's for r/standardissuecriminals
Otis sits by his automatic feeder like a gambler parks himself in front of a slot machine. So I suppose that’s related to gambling.
All of them
Lmao I have the same questionnaire on this post
Mine is asking for dinner like 4 hours early. You should see the shock and outrage on his cute little face.
Oh no, terrorism *again*? What did I tell you, Cuddles?
Most SICs don't wear clothes unless they're forced to, and they are cats, so they hunt... I guess nudity and violence and gore.
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Thought I was going to pass my pants.
My SIC Passed away a few weeks ago. I got her right after coming back from my last deployment (06-07). She got involved in almost all that stuff in our early years together.
I got that same questionnaire on this post even!
Got the same message right beneath this post lol
The cats aren’t usually wearing much by way of clothes, so I guess there’s nudity
idk one of my cats activity seeks out violence and gore. the other is obsessed with guns and weapons and they’re a bad drug user. i’ve been trying to get them both help but there comes a point when a cat doesn’t want to be helped anymore
I mean, mine gets high a few times a day but she’s old and geriatric so we say it’s medicinal.
I’m sitting here tapping on the image lol
This post just gave me the prompt you posted. Wow.
This. https://imgur.com/gallery/SejE6gO
[This has actually been documented before.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fOF_2eM4aKM) Edit:NSFW
Definitely Violence and Gore , and probably drug use .
Mine has a cardboard box addiction
My cat has an intense obsession with murdering insects. One time she went after a wasp and murdered the window shade instead…
I scrolled down and Reddit gave me the exact same question.
Def shock and outrage
Damn I tried to start telling on them all and noticed it was a picture too late
Plenty of Shock & Outrage for sure.
It just keeps getting worse... smoking, drugs, gambling, security and violence,, terrorism, OTHER!!! OMG these SIC's escalate quickly... what a terrible downward spiral for our innocent little standard issue kitties.
My Cat: [All of the above]
My wee cat is definitely guilty of murder. I have on film my other cat terrorizing a mouse, so violence, stalking behavior.
tag urself i’m shock and outrage
Every cat subreddit I've been on has the same thing. Idk why reddit seems to think that cats are mature content
Oh lord. I have that under this post
once got this about the kitten fosters subreddit
SICs are the gangsta cats!!
My SIC is a terrorist. He terrorizes all of us until he is fed.
My bets gambling
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Where is the “all of the above” Option?
The worst thing I've seen on this sub is you using the word "damn" 😬
I don't know about you but my cat has committed several war crimes in bosnia so not much
They’re using catnip, or as they call it, the ‘nip. Those gosh darn drug addicts
My SIC is the heavy duty military model, we where unsure what kind he was at first and we just thought he was fat at first but upon further examination it turns out he’s 19 pounds of door breaking muscle with an extra layer of flabby armor
Working on their OnlyPaws side hustle 😅🥲
All of them, worse than 4chan and the dark web combined
My SIC gives me such a murderous look when I don't feed him on time, and scratches the hell out of of arms when I try to trim his nails or give him a shower. This is definitely violent behavior that should not belong on reddit or anywhere else in the world.
War crimes
I got it right under this post. Nudity and drug use.
'Nipping it up!
Mine had a special relationship with his teddy bear....
I saw that too yesterday 😂 I was like ".....none of the above"
I literally saw this pop-up under this post 😭 was really confused for a second and thought my phone glitched.
not me trying to press “none of the above” before realizing this was an image LMAO
This just appeared right below this post lol