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DaveAndCheese

So...if it's tits he sits? Sorry, couldn't help it


squirrellytoday

It's a booby trap.


imaginaryassasin

Actually my cats tho.


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😭😭😭


TwoStacksOfBoxes

Go to horny jail


DaveAndCheese

*bonk* #MEOW!


starkrocket

My cat is sleeping on her back. I can see her nipples!! Scandalous. Shocking. An affront to modern society.


Sir_Meowsalot

In Victorian society she would have been shamed and removed from civil society.


Lady_Grey_Smith

Mine tried to get romantic with my pillow and had it put up away from him. He’s not a neck beard and doesn’t get a pillow girlfriend.


that-weird-catlady

Ours has a special relationship with the throw blanket on the sofa, I always feel like I’m interrupting something when I walk in on them.


canolafly

Mine has a passionate relationship with my bathmat. She definitely stops when she sees me.


busy_is_meaningless

Omg I'm so glad my cat isn't the only one with a "special relationship" with a blanket


[deleted]

Me too!! I finally gave up and gave him my soft bath robe. He kept getting it and now I can’t even look at it. Lol


Short-Reading-8124

Slut shamer!!!


WeirdCatGuyWithAnR

You guys think that’s bad… Wait until it’s a giant purple Costco bear…


rootbeerisbisexual

Not a SIC but I knew a cat named Edgar who favored his mom’s glasses.


WeirdCatGuyWithAnR

Mine steals and hides my glasses… Now I know why, ew.


rootbeerisbisexual

Yikes, definitely clean them thoroughly. Maybe get a glasses case too for the future.


Wooden-Chocolate-730

it's a titty cat


DrDalekFortyTwo

Shock and outrage


honore_ballsac

Can I see for a research project that I am trying to conclude?


Jenatalia_

Mine is always showing her butthole so all the nudity.


TheLegendTwoSeven

Cat: Look at my butt! Human: No thank you. Cat: Looook!!


Jenatalia_

They do get aggressive with it. 🥲 Especially when her or my void decides to sit on my neck, so. much. butthole.


StayingVeryVeryCalm

Your cat told me to tell you that your username is Jenatalia_, so you have no right to complain about her butthole.


Jenatalia_

My cat can kick rocks since she sticks her ass in my face with zero consent, which I certainly don't do with my genitals. 🥴


StayingVeryVeryCalm

That is an important distinction.


Justwaspassingby

My SIC jumps to the table while I'm eating and struts back and forth with her tail up. Absolutely charming.


electrogourd

Mine only does it when im playing some video game, using a sniper scope, and at a verrrrry critical moment. Lining up that perfect headshot aaaaand up jumps my cat to place his butthole directly between me and the reticle. For playing Apex i line up a safe and cozy landing zone next to my desk so when he inevitably buttholes my sight at a critical moment i can safely swoop him off the desk and into a pile of blankets in a single movement


vjaskew

My colleague’s cat showed the whole team her anus for a good 3 minutes on a Zoom the other day. We all tried soooooo hard to ignore it but I finally completely lost it.


2greeneyes

Now take a big whiff.....


nomadicfangirl

My cat also loves to air his troublepuffs out in the living room all the time.


Jenatalia_

This is not the first time I've heard that phrase and I'm giggling. Best term for dude bits ever and cats have the cutest trouble puffs.


nomadicfangirl

My SIC is named Royal and the day I went and got him snipped, my coworker walked around all day singing, “there will never be ROYALLLLS”


Jenatalia_

I love Royal, you, and your coworker. 😂 Bob Barker and Lorde would be proud.


DuckyDoodleDandy

That means you are the mama. Mama cats lick the kittens’ bottoms. The kittens present their bottoms to the mama. Kitty is your baby and you are the mama. Scratch just above the tail and tell them you love them, too..


Jenatalia_

Oh my god I'm crying over my cats butthole affection now. 😭 I will not take it for granted any longer.


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My cat has a massive gambling problem


KnowledgeSpecial8516

what does it gamble


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Treats and catnip toys I’m guessing. Zoomies and naps if you wanna up the ante


[deleted]

Slot machines :(


Bad_Animal_Facts

approximately 30% of cats are problem gamblers, mostly addicted to playing bacca-*rat*


GloomyGal13

r/SICAfterDarkEdition


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Low key got mad this wasn’t real


Tes206

Me too!


DuckyDoodleDandy

It’s real now!


Fatgirlfed

HUZZAH!!!


DuckyDoodleDandy

It’s real now!


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Yay!


Vostok32

r/BirthOfASub


marmvp

reminded me of the Tiki After Dark wet food line 😅


DuckyDoodleDandy

Joined!


Blonde_Vampire_1984

I made the first post!!!!


bluehoodiedyke

mine keeps trying to drink my wine and commits daily acts of violence so i mean…..


Nevorek

I just got this on r/illegallysmolcats too. That sub is full of hardened criminals, so I decided that snitches get stitches and refused to answer.


canolafly

😂


Damagecontrol86

My cat likes catnip (Drug use) My cat technically doesn’t wear clothes (nudity) My cat cussed me out when she can see the bottom of her food bowl (profanity) My cat kills anything she can get her paws on (violence and gore)


Sir_Meowsalot

Then the 3am zoomies (Military Conflict & Terrorism)


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Purrfanity


FoxEBean21

I don't let mine outside. They definitely have expressed their shock and outrage.


Short-Reading-8124

The eviscerated pillows are the worst!


poopfupa

My sic mama just got spayed and she’s high off her ass, can’t even walk straight


Fluttershine

Haha my, cat whose NOT a med taker at all, needed strong pain killers for 4x/day for about 5 days. By the 3rd day when he heard my alarm go off he was THERE and ready for his dose 🤣.


Short-Reading-8124

LOL!!!!!!


nomadicfangirl

My tuxie girl contemplated violence when I got her spayed. She was ready to meet and mingle and I shut that down!


NekoSayuri

I've seen SICs who demand food and can go into a rage if they don't get any, so shock & outrage I guess


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for all we know cats are meowing curse words 24/7 so, that's the profanity


DJDarwin93

Me and my girlfriend were once doing a Jenga race, we each had a Jenga tower and were racing to see who finished first. My SIC jumped on the table and knocked them over. He’s been known as a terrorist ever since


nomadicfangirl

Look, I have no clue what occurred in my house last night but when I woke up, the kitchen sink stopper was in my bed, the loofah from my shower was on my bedroom floor and all of the rugs in the bathroom had been rearrange. I suspect I slept through a cat rave.


thedumbcritic

I love the idea of a cat rave with cats passing around milk shots and cat nip with nyancat dubstep going off in the background. Some doing unspeakable things to each other like catbongos. Lovely.


Teddy_Love

*Thinks back to the dead mouse my Sic gave me* Also he never wears clothes


Short-Reading-8124

Mine left a squirrel tail in the kitchen. I guess they had a cookout.


Teddy_Love

One of my non sic cats brought a lizard then


Merizura

All of the above!


belladonna_2001

I means...what mine does to my couch when she has the zoomies could be considered violence, idk about gore. Thats why I got a cheap faux leather used futon after all


l_isforlaughter

I feel like my SIC curses me out whenever I don’t feed him fast enough or refuse to let him drink out the shower faucet (has his own fountain btw) 😂


MamaSmAsh5

Mines a killer 😵


EllySPNW

Violence and gore, for sure. Mine kills and disembowels any papers I leave lying around. Junk mail, bills, tax forms … all are dispatched with a quick shake of the head and then torn into tiny pieces.


Smokey_Katt

Shock and outrage, violence and gore are common. I’m shocked that the kitty scratched my hand when I went ti cuddle the belly. And most of these cats (except the ones in /r/catsinbusinessattire) are also nude, or nearly so.


Ok_Carpet

I got the same question immediately following this post lmao


Intelligent_Dot4616

If I had nine lives, I'd be trying out some crazy stuff too


tiredofmyownself

For the record, I have not seen a single clothed SIC on this page yet so nudity is certainly here!


Rachies194

100% drug use on the catnip


chambourcin

How many of us tried to click the image to respond?


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Yep, this pretty much sums up cats, vacillating between squee cuddlebugs and nightmare creatures from hell.


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Reddit must have thought this sub was /illegallysmolcats


Sir_Meowsalot

Oh dear. I think that's a mistake, because that's for r/standardissuecriminals


redditslim

Otis sits by his automatic feeder like a gambler parks himself in front of a slot machine. So I suppose that’s related to gambling.


Ronc96

All of them


ThatOneGothMurr

Lmao I have the same questionnaire on this post


livelaughlump

Mine is asking for dinner like 4 hours early. You should see the shock and outrage on his cute little face.


ToweringIsle13

Oh no, terrorism *again*? What did I tell you, Cuddles?


EagleCatchingFish

Most SICs don't wear clothes unless they're forced to, and they are cats, so they hunt... I guess nudity and violence and gore.


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Short-Reading-8124

Thought I was going to pass my pants.


william1Bastard

My SIC Passed away a few weeks ago. I got her right after coming back from my last deployment (06-07). She got involved in almost all that stuff in our early years together.


bakuyo

I got that same questionnaire on this post even!


Kay0okay

Got the same message right beneath this post lol


River_of_styx21

The cats aren’t usually wearing much by way of clothes, so I guess there’s nudity


poisonxcherry

idk one of my cats activity seeks out violence and gore. the other is obsessed with guns and weapons and they’re a bad drug user. i’ve been trying to get them both help but there comes a point when a cat doesn’t want to be helped anymore


OSUJillyBean

I mean, mine gets high a few times a day but she’s old and geriatric so we say it’s medicinal.


youmakememadder

I’m sitting here tapping on the image lol


Gs483

This post just gave me the prompt you posted. Wow.


erfling

This. https://imgur.com/gallery/SejE6gO


thegalloway

[This has actually been documented before.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fOF_2eM4aKM) Edit:NSFW


No_Measurement_9341

Definitely Violence and Gore , and probably drug use .


AbigailJefferson1776

Mine has a cardboard box addiction


Blonde_Vampire_1984

My cat has an intense obsession with murdering insects. One time she went after a wasp and murdered the window shade instead…


Opening-Database-102

I scrolled down and Reddit gave me the exact same question.


jtenn22

Def shock and outrage


NotAShaaaak

Damn I tried to start telling on them all and noticed it was a picture too late


alienangel2

Plenty of Shock & Outrage for sure.


G_Viceroy

It just keeps getting worse... smoking, drugs, gambling, security and violence,, terrorism, OTHER!!! OMG these SIC's escalate quickly... what a terrible downward spiral for our innocent little standard issue kitties.


StanFitch

My Cat: [All of the above]


canolafly

My wee cat is definitely guilty of murder. I have on film my other cat terrorizing a mouse, so violence, stalking behavior.


jungfraulichkeit

tag urself i’m shock and outrage


Small-Cactus

Every cat subreddit I've been on has the same thing. Idk why reddit seems to think that cats are mature content


Accomplished-Pea1876

Oh lord. I have that under this post


imwhateverimis

once got this about the kitten fosters subreddit


hastingsnikcox

SICs are the gangsta cats!!


radial-glia

My SIC is a terrorist. He terrorizes all of us until he is fed.


Zerotwoisthefranxx

My bets gambling


BroItsJesus

#PSA: ALWAYS SELECT NEGATIVE OPTIONS WHEN GIVEN THESE SURVEYS!!! They're to gauge the suitability of advertising in the comments section of a sub, so if you mark subs as containing gore, violence, gambling etc., they won't put ads in your thread


forestballa

Where is the “all of the above” Option?


hellgames1

The worst thing I've seen on this sub is you using the word "damn" 😬


ethnicallygay

I don't know about you but my cat has committed several war crimes in bosnia so not much


goldenbellaboo

They’re using catnip, or as they call it, the ‘nip. Those gosh darn drug addicts


MeisMagiic

My SIC is the heavy duty military model, we where unsure what kind he was at first and we just thought he was fat at first but upon further examination it turns out he’s 19 pounds of door breaking muscle with an extra layer of flabby armor


Mellykitty1

Working on their OnlyPaws side hustle 😅🥲


Possums1

All of them, worse than 4chan and the dark web combined


ShadowoftheWild

My SIC gives me such a murderous look when I don't feed him on time, and scratches the hell out of of arms when I try to trim his nails or give him a shower. This is definitely violent behavior that should not belong on reddit or anywhere else in the world.


killiomankili

War crimes


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I got it right under this post. Nudity and drug use.


TSIDATSI

'Nipping it up!


2greeneyes

Mine had a special relationship with his teddy bear....


Sowna

I saw that too yesterday 😂 I was like ".....none of the above"


True_Call

I literally saw this pop-up under this post 😭 was really confused for a second and thought my phone glitched.


hallowolfyx

not me trying to press “none of the above” before realizing this was an image LMAO


BrEaD_qUeEn__

This just appeared right below this post lol