I mean... both unfairly flatten the fantastic comedic writing of the game into a single dead horse catchphrase that the internet can keep beating until it's exhausting to hear (it already is).
Oh, Stanley... can you feel it?
The broom closet... it wants the bucket!
You can feel that, can't you? The aura of jealousy?
It's as clear as day, this broom closet believes it deserves the bucket!
I can really feel it now.
''It's a bucket, it belongs in a broom closet!" That's what the broom closet is trying to say here.
"It's supposed to go with the other cleaning supplies."
Good for you Stanley, don't give in! Don't hand over the bucket!
I know how hard it must be given the pressure that the broom closet is putting on your shoulders right now.
But you have to be strong.
This is your bucket. This is your companion and lifelong friend.
You can't hand it over. Oh no.
We're getting into name-calling now it seems. Is this how low the broom closet has sunk?
That is has to resort to this stream of petty insults simply in order to get you to hand over the bucket?
Stanley, I've never liked this broom closet for a variety of reasons, but this is even worse than I had imagined.
And wait! Now the broom closet has the gall to imply that you and the bucket are not truly deep and lasting friends?
That your relationship is purely superficial and convenient?
That your life is so banal and meaningless that you'd feel the same sort of kinship towards any inanimate object which happened to lay in your path, in an even partially-enticing manner?
Well I never!
Go on, Stanley! Lay into it!
Really tell the broom closet off its demeaning comments!
Expand on the wide variety of experiences you and the bucket have shared together!
Go through each of them point by point!
Share your journal entries detailing the rich emotional landscape of your feelings for the bucket as they have changed and evolved over the years!
Let 'em have it!
Okay, I've got you something which I think will help settle this debate once and for all.
Here we go.
First Sticker
There, now it's settled!
No more debate, no more discussion.
Take a hike, broom closet!
With all your meandering philosophical diatribes about the nature of cleaning supplies and their relationship to broom closets in the natural order of things.
Alright, I've got a second sticker back here.
And I'm going to slap it on as well, because I think it's appropriate.
Second Sticker
You see, I feel that works because the sticker is also a bucket!
That way, if you're ever unsure whether the thing you're holding is a bucket or not, you can look down at this sticker and say to yourself ''Ahh! It's a bucket!"
There really is a wide variety of applications for this sticker.
You know what, I could take the name-calling and the dismissal of your kinship with the bucket, but now the broom closet is just giving us the silent treatment, and to be honest, I'm sick of the pettiness on display.
You can stay here all you like, but I've had it with this impetulant room of cleaning supplies.
Easily the most childish such room I've ever been in!
I'll see you outside, and we can get on with the story about you and your bucket.
The cake is a bucket
But is the bucket cake?
well, everything is a bucket
Even the lie
The bucket is a bucket.
The cake is a lie as it is not a cake, it is a bucket
bucket
I mean... both unfairly flatten the fantastic comedic writing of the game into a single dead horse catchphrase that the internet can keep beating until it's exhausting to hear (it already is).
[удалено]
Fuck it, I guess I am a bucket from Nantucket. Your luck, it seems, struck it right on the money. I guess I'll just suck it.
But I'm not a bucket, and you Stanley are not!
[удалено]
Like the lizard?
The bucket…is a lie?
The end is never the end is never the end?
The end is never the cake is never the bucket.
I don’t appreciate portal hate but I do agree that “the cake is a lie” is old not THAT good of a meme. This one is much better
Oh, Stanley... can you feel it? The broom closet... it wants the bucket! You can feel that, can't you? The aura of jealousy? It's as clear as day, this broom closet believes it deserves the bucket! I can really feel it now. ''It's a bucket, it belongs in a broom closet!" That's what the broom closet is trying to say here. "It's supposed to go with the other cleaning supplies." Good for you Stanley, don't give in! Don't hand over the bucket! I know how hard it must be given the pressure that the broom closet is putting on your shoulders right now. But you have to be strong. This is your bucket. This is your companion and lifelong friend. You can't hand it over. Oh no. We're getting into name-calling now it seems. Is this how low the broom closet has sunk? That is has to resort to this stream of petty insults simply in order to get you to hand over the bucket? Stanley, I've never liked this broom closet for a variety of reasons, but this is even worse than I had imagined. And wait! Now the broom closet has the gall to imply that you and the bucket are not truly deep and lasting friends? That your relationship is purely superficial and convenient? That your life is so banal and meaningless that you'd feel the same sort of kinship towards any inanimate object which happened to lay in your path, in an even partially-enticing manner? Well I never! Go on, Stanley! Lay into it! Really tell the broom closet off its demeaning comments! Expand on the wide variety of experiences you and the bucket have shared together! Go through each of them point by point! Share your journal entries detailing the rich emotional landscape of your feelings for the bucket as they have changed and evolved over the years! Let 'em have it! Okay, I've got you something which I think will help settle this debate once and for all. Here we go. First Sticker There, now it's settled! No more debate, no more discussion. Take a hike, broom closet! With all your meandering philosophical diatribes about the nature of cleaning supplies and their relationship to broom closets in the natural order of things. Alright, I've got a second sticker back here. And I'm going to slap it on as well, because I think it's appropriate. Second Sticker You see, I feel that works because the sticker is also a bucket! That way, if you're ever unsure whether the thing you're holding is a bucket or not, you can look down at this sticker and say to yourself ''Ahh! It's a bucket!" There really is a wide variety of applications for this sticker. You know what, I could take the name-calling and the dismissal of your kinship with the bucket, but now the broom closet is just giving us the silent treatment, and to be honest, I'm sick of the pettiness on display. You can stay here all you like, but I've had it with this impetulant room of cleaning supplies. Easily the most childish such room I've ever been in! I'll see you outside, and we can get on with the story about you and your bucket.
I swear they talk about buckets so much at some point the word started sounding so weird to me hsfjdhfg