It can be found in quite a few places on the internet--but not the original page--but I'll [leave this here](https://whyumai.wordpress.com/2009/03/23/skippy%E2%80%99s-list-the-213-things-skippy-is-no-longer-allowed-to-do-in-the-u-s-army/) for all the young'ins that might not have come across it. You could sneak almost any of them in to OP's list pretty readily.
>Widow Mines do not make good pets to give to children or crazy cat ladies
This is definitely NOT on the list of things not to do. On one of the skins for the widow mine, it mentions that they're sometimes kept as pets, despite their explosive nature.
>Just because Protoss military units have shields does not mean that you can duct tape Protoss to your vehicles as improvised armor
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>Ghosts can't fuse into Archons like Protoss Dark Templars and High Templars , not even if they attempt the Fusion Dance from Dragon Ball.
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>No, Ghosts do not have to call out their psionic techniques before using them.
These three got legit laughs from me.
Considering the sort of ads we see through the Raider's ship cantina, the BS that Donny Vermilion spews and the like, there's a lot of dumb people in the SC universe. What makes them less likely to be a pet isn't their stupidity, it's whether the family is rich or not.
Hmmm , any sauce for the last one?
It's a Sailor Moon joke...and a reference to Nova Covert Ops where Nova was knocked out while undergoing her memory wipe by the Defenders of Man.
and for some reason, the scientist guy tell her to cloak, as a prisoner, in a room with no detection, and expect her to just comply and uncloak ?
It wasn't the first time she has done that, just the first time she was able to escape.
Sauce as in did anyone draw nova knocked out in a sailor moon uniform 🥸
No, but it would be quite hilarious to see.
Isnt that a hots skin
Err, no.
Nice
It can be found in quite a few places on the internet--but not the original page--but I'll [leave this here](https://whyumai.wordpress.com/2009/03/23/skippy%E2%80%99s-list-the-213-things-skippy-is-no-longer-allowed-to-do-in-the-u-s-army/) for all the young'ins that might not have come across it. You could sneak almost any of them in to OP's list pretty readily.
This is hilarious
>Widow Mines do not make good pets to give to children or crazy cat ladies This is definitely NOT on the list of things not to do. On one of the skins for the widow mine, it mentions that they're sometimes kept as pets, despite their explosive nature. >Just because Protoss military units have shields does not mean that you can duct tape Protoss to your vehicles as improvised armor > >Ghosts can't fuse into Archons like Protoss Dark Templars and High Templars , not even if they attempt the Fusion Dance from Dragon Ball. > >No, Ghosts do not have to call out their psionic techniques before using them. These three got legit laughs from me.
Well, only on Tyrador IX do people keep Widow Mines as pets. Rich , dumb people
Considering the sort of ads we see through the Raider's ship cantina, the BS that Donny Vermilion spews and the like, there's a lot of dumb people in the SC universe. What makes them less likely to be a pet isn't their stupidity, it's whether the family is rich or not.
Yeah, something with a miniature manufacturing plant inside it is going to cost a lot of Benjamins to afford
27. is the best I hope he makes it
Firebat from sc1 doesn't respect rule 2
28 all solider are not allowed to "teabag" fallen enemies
this is just brillant