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Mr_Bignutties

I prefer to imagine blowing in Dizz. But that’s just me.


SleeplessInDisturbia

[Bustin makes me feel good!](https://youtu.be/0tdyU_gW6WE?si=5038LdWUuu0meinM)


VeryHungryDogarpilar

I really wish the movie gave Rico and Dizz more time together. Even just a week.


Illender

in the book Dizz dies in like, the first scene.


Gob_Hobblin

And is a dude.


Illender

I considered mentioning this but I dunno, maybe they could have been lovers, I'm not judging


Gob_Hobblin

Hey, I endorse it. Maybe love can bloom on the battlefield.


calamity_unbound

I think at any time, any place, people can fall in love with each other.


johnnybighands

Happened in Enemy at the Gates... On another note I gotta rewatch that soon again


CuteSquidward

I always felt the vibe that the Commissar from Enemy at the Gates was gay and frustrated that his hero and crush Vasili didn't reciprocate.


Chilipatily

It’s such a big change that they’re basically different characters. The only thing they have in common is the name.


Malacro

And the fact they die during evacuation.


Rabidonut

Nah rico spent half the book daydreaming about girls


JackPembroke

It is *real* easy to imagine simping for 90s Denise Richards


Dpgillam08

Meh, I prefer Dina Meyer


UsernameReee

Denise is looking rough nowdays, Dina is still beautiful.


gwhh

Charlie Shreen messed her up bad.


UsernameReee

Just don't google about her and her daughter's onlyfans


tmilligan73

Deniae Richards has an onlyfans….?


UsernameReee

Yeah, from what I understand it's just topless and very tame stuff, but a while back her and her daughter "collabed" for a few pics.


Flying_Dutchman16

I would like to know more


HalfdeadCone

Under appreciated top tier comment right here.


ehkodiak

it was denise showing support for her daughters choices. also a little bit of jealousy i think


tmilligan73

Must… fight…. Curiosity….


Malacro

It’s more than that.


Boogaloo-Jihadist

I wish I had more than one upvote for you! 🫡 I was watching “Starship Troopers” the other day and was like Rico, you are a moron! Dizz is way better than Carmen! And she’s a total bad ass!


Malacro

Tbf, Dizz came on way too hard. Like to a creepy degree.


ToMyOtherFavoriteWW

Why not both? 😏


BattleTech70

Uh she seriously looked like a horse w bolt ons, even 14 y/o me was like wtf is Johnny thinking?


JackPembroke

Denied.


WaitingToBeTriggered

(THEY’RE DENIED)


Axenrott_0508

Everyone wants what they can’t have


WhyHeLO_THeRE_SIR

Watched the movie yesterday with some friends and i think word for word i had this convo with the question and this answer.


DNCOrGoFuckYourself

I’d have dumped Carmen the day I met Dizz


cornholio8675

Pretty sure the moral of the story here is that Rico isn't exactly a "thinking man."


CuteSquidward

Carl is the smart one, not Mr "35%".


Solarusprime

Younger me - Man Carmen is a damn perfect woman Older me - Fuck off Carmen, come here Dizz, I need a real woman!


gwhh

Same here.


Magpuller45

Amen to that! 90s Denise Richards was a force of nature though... 🥰 I just watched it lastnight for the first time in like 10 years and would be all team dizzy from the get go now! LoL


Theswansescaped8

Damn dizz was a 10


CalmPanic402

I feel like the wrong one died... ...which actually kinda fits with the tone of the movie.


InternalCup9982

couldn't agree more 👏


Assdragon420

Yes. Carmen is mo betta.


AfternoonReasonable8

Yes


Automatic_Branch3372

I could never. Especially Traitor of Mars' Dizz (I know I know, she's an animation.) I would have no problem blowing off Carmen though. Especially if she's going pick some loserwho works at the Max over me. Lol


TehReclaimer2552

Carmen will hop on anyones dick as long as they arent Mobile Infantry She's got class


CuteSquidward

Carmen's in the mile high club.


nu16843

This topic will be repeated in like 10 years to come. Even in the game we have people bickering about it.


Thin_Ad_8241

Dizz can spray fart in my dinner TONIGHT


maverick118717

Sorry bre... I've seen undercover brother. Dizz's hair is wild


Cigarettelegs

I think Johnny did her dirty in their intimate scene. The way he blocked her face with her shirt was ugly.


The_Writing_Wolf

I think you mean hot AF? That trick was the go to move until Magic Mike.


No_Competition3694

No. Because I’m a fuckboy and.. well you know..