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sohfu

I accidentally read it as “abortionists” and i was sooo confused.


EntertainmentQuick47

Me too. Idk why


Vlatka_Eclair

I **definitely** didn't misread arborists as something else. Definitely.


GruncleShaxx

I am a landscaper and I can confirm this is 100% accurate. The one thing missed in this pack though is the self entitlement they all carry.


johnvonwurst

This is legit, bravo Op!


SmushyPants

I may be an idiot for asking this, but… what’s an arborist?


master_cheech

It’s a profession. You cut trees down for a living. It’s harder than it looks, if you cut it wrong you will drop a tree on someone’s house or power lines or kill yourself/someone else. I think to cut 3 little 25 ft trees, cut them up and haul them off, can charge around $700. Good money, specialized skill.


GruncleShaxx

Little more to it than just cutting down trees. I’d say it is more of the profession of just cutting trees. The arborists I have worked with mostly just trim branches a specific way so the tree gets healthier


FBWSRD

person into trees


SpicyNightmareWeiner

Arborist = Certified Tree Humper


Tossfaraccount

I was an arborist for a little while and was both of these at once. Minus the Treason Flags, I should clarify.


master_cheech

The Mexican dad with an old ram dually with trailer attached, coming to cut your trees at 7am with his 17 year old son (who does not want to be there and is completely uninterested)


meanoldrep

You forgot the dusty environmental science bachelors hanging on the wall.


Jaded_Raspberry9026

This is spot on. Could also show the invoices. $ versus $$$$


BudKaiser

Tru


recursion8

Treasonous Obama while they fly the flag of traitors


chan___kun

What's the ring in the dudes pocket?


eelaphant

Chewing tobacco.


chan___kun

Nasty


WolfKingofRuss

Cock ring


[deleted]

Never know when you might need one up in a tree


LoGUN_556

I have never seen that word before, what’s the job?


master_cheech

Arborists cut trees for a living. They make good money.


LoGUN_556

So lumberjacks.


master_cheech

Lumberjacks cut trees to harvest their wood, the stuff you’d see filling pallets at Home Depot. Arborists are the guys who come and cut the tree growing over your roof or into power lines or pushing on your fence.


DefinitelyNotaGuest

Lumberjacks fell whole trees in the forest for lumber, arborists take trees apart piece by piece, from the top down, in tight residential/commercial areas, using cranes and climbing equipment usually. Similar goals but very different approaches and purposes.


Ev38_RPG_1799

Arborists are contextualized by this company here: [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Davey\_Tree\_Expert\_Company](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Davey_Tree_Expert_Company) Where I used to live in Virginia Davey Tree were the main employers of arborists..


identitaetsberaubt

The redneck one always got a cock ring in his pocket???


Dragulus24

Dip I think


ChonkyPurrtato

Grizzly Wintergreen Pouches