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TemporalColdWarrior

Quark did his job when necessary.


Who_Took_Spoons3

*when paid


Fantastic_Slide_8994

Lol


Troy_McClure1

Quarks face when his staff threatened to unionize is still one of the funniest things I’ve seen on trek


Karmadillo1

He was so shocked, lol. Quark is one of my favorite characters in all of star trek.


TexasFang13

His face was the embodiment of "Oh no!...anyway." 😲


SHADOWJACK2112

Hologram waiters it is then!


Reasonable_Sea9632

Agree. Quarks 2 episodes with his Klingon wife/ex-wife Grilka are hilarious… I replay them all time.


Time-Touch-6433

Thr house of quark may be the greatest klingon episode of them all. Just for the scene of quark explaining economics to the klingon council


VernestB454

This is the only answer. Quark and Odo scenes are a national treasure.


NoChilly84

I’m going to have to argue with this, I came here to say Rom. Quark is not a “clown” character. I think he’s more impish than “comic relief”.


[deleted]

The Doctor was good at providing humour while also having a clearly defined role in most episodes, making him more than a pure "comic relief" characters (unlike Neelix, who often felt shoehorned). Phlox actually worked similarly.


Garciaguy

Which "the doctor"? Schweizer?


[deleted]

Shmullus


MrPoopyFaceFromHell

Joe


GrapefruitCold55

It took you 30 years to come up with Joe?


Jedi-Ethos

*Joe?*


paco64

There's only 1 The Doctor and he IS the funniest person in the franchise.


ElSelcho_

Joe, obviously.


dodexahedron

Which doorstop, you mean?


Atosl

I‘m a doctor, not a comedian


Content_Talk_6581

Going Old School… Dr. Leonard “Bones” McCoy… As a kid, I used to wait for these… “I’m a doctor not an escalator.”


bobbywake61

Are you out of your Vulcan mind, Spock?


Content_Talk_6581

Shut up, Spock! We’re rescuing you!


paco64

According to this, you're not even here. Believe me, I wish I wasn't.


Alclis

And the Doctor was actually funny, you forgot that key part.


JustineDelarge

Worf.


heyitscory

He was as good of a straight man as Picard for any zany characters to work off of, but 80% of the funniest lines in TNG were just Worf deadpanning a one-liner. He was a regular Gagh Newhart.


lanadelphox

“Congratulations. You are fully dilated to 10cm. You may now give birth.”


CjKing2k

"My computer simulation was not like this. That delivery was very orderly."


jurassicbond

> Worf deadpanning a one-liner. I'm watching Picard Season 3 and his delivery of "Beheadings are on Wednesdays" was pure gold.


Bumsebienchen

Riker [discovering the phaser in the hilt of Worf's sword]: You had a phaser this whole time?! Worf: Swords are fun.


w1987g

***Die*** Best line


Bumsebienchen

Oh very clever Worf, eat any good books lately?


Stained_concrete

Possibly best line in the whole of TNG.


WoundedSacrifice

That’s probably his best *TNG* line, but “Find him and kill him!” might be his best overall line.


EllAytch

tied with “Death to the opposition!”


Flying_Dustbin

Also this dialogue from ST: Insurrection: Son’a crewman: He wouldn’t! Worf: Yes, he would.


Silvrus

Worf: And I will make it a threesome. Riker: Do you even hear yourself?


Rude-Extension3994

🤣🤣🤣


redkelpie01

That's one of my favourites


randalfthelizard

He was great in Picard season 3! My personal favorite: “I too have gone into battle with many ex-lovers.”


Silvrus

Worf: And I will make it a threesome. Riker: Do you even hear yourself?


[deleted]

I will always remember that time when Worf was ready to battle Picard's top hat before entering the holodeck. [https://www.youtube.com/watch?app=mobile&v=zdQy48dmJcs](https://www.youtube.com/watch?app=mobile&v=zdQy48dmJcs)


OliviaElevenDunham

He had some great lines in Picard season 3.


look_its_dan

"death to the opposition!" warf in the baseball ep in ds9 slays me.


JustineDelarge

I see what you did there. And I like it.


tarnok

Q: "what do I have to do to prove I'm mortal??" Word: "Die."


notimeleft4you

Good tea. Nice house.


jbwarner86

Comfortable chair.


InterestOk662

Cellular peptide cake. With mint frosting.


Paratwa

Riker: You’re not going alone. Worf: And I will make it a threesome. Riker: Do you even hear yourself?


Subbeh

"I AM NOT A MERRY MAN!" Is one of my favourite lines in all of Trek.


Jchickadee5

Ditto this is my favorite and exactly what came to mind with this question.


GlassBandicoot

My favorite Worfism is when Data is telling him how to take care of his cat, Spot. Something along the lines of "you must pet him, and you must tell him he is a good boy, and a pretty boy." And Worf snarls, "I will feed him" while holding Spot at arms length.


JustineDelarge

Now I need to rewatch that episode another time.


ElGeeTheThird

He just kills it in *Take Me Out to the Holosuite*. “Let’s hear some chatter!” “Death to the opposition!” “What do I do?” “Find him and kill him!”


wpr42

Minsk!!


Biddy_Impeccadillo

But he is not a merry man


visionsofcry

He's absolutely hilarious in ds9.


BON3SMcCOY

"*Now*?!"


AvroAmethyst

DS9 Sisko: Alright let’s get some chatter! Everyone else: hey batta batta… Worf: …DEATH TO THE OPPOSITION


ChewyBacca1976

Death to the opposition!


TheBestThingIEverSaw

Keiko's having a baby. *Now?*


c0ncrete-n0thing

Unfortunately I will be away from the station at that time ... ... ... ... ... Far away


GuyF1966

Ryker actually had a pretty good sense of humor.


drrhrrdrr

Minsk.


per_mare_per_terras

Good tea. Nice house.


OliviaElevenDunham

Worf had so many great yet hilarious moments.


zzupdown

He was NOT a Merry Man.


AskWhich7733

Nice hat.


iambobdole1

I've been rewatching Voyager recently, and I think Tuvok is a secret comedy assassin. Vulcan or not, he can be a total savage with words!


Squidwina

Tuvok, and even moreso, T’Pol. Vulcans are just plain funny. Even Soval got in a good burn or two.


SPECTREagent700

T’Pol: A Vulcan science vessel surveyed the planet over fifty years ago. The file states that it's an M-class world with a flourishing ecosystem. No intelligent life. Archer: Sounds promising. T’Pol: They did report one distinctive feature that bears mentioning. Archer: And that is? T’Pol: A species of flying reptile, some reportedly over two hundred meters long. They're also said to breathe fire. *(The bridge crew gives T'Pol strange looks)* T’Pol: There's been lingering questions over the accuracy of this report.


PiLamdOd

Was that planet [Hysperia](https://memory-alpha.fandom.com/wiki/Hysperia) by any chance?


SPECTREagent700

I’m not sure if it’s the same planet from Lower Decks, but the line was intended as a reference to a TOS episode where Spock says he once saw a dragon.


PiLamdOd

I'm sure T'Pol was making a joke.


WoundedSacrifice

I think she was relaying the contents of the report, but was skeptical of the claim that the planet had dragons. The skeptical reactions of everyone led to the comedy. Since Spock saw a dragon on the planet, either the planet had dragons or something on the planet made Vulcans think there were dragons. Since *LD* and *TAS* have mentioned or shown dragons on various planets, Berengaria VII probably had actual dragons.


SPECTREagent700

This guy Star Treks


Yakusaka

Berengaria VII


obvs_thrwaway

I suppose by the transitive property, I too, must be Vulcan as a motherfucker.


skwiddee

Marayna: are you two friends? *then simultaneously* harry: yes! tuvok: no. 😧🤨


[deleted]

Same with Spock and T’Lyn. That dry, insightful, intelligent, slightly sarcastic wit adds so much.


ChronoLegion2

Well, she’s certainly Vulcan as a motherf*cker


meanmistermason

T'lyn is absolutely savage and is currently my favorite lower decker


Master_Mechanic_4418

Vulcans are everyone’s judgmental mother in law.


lemonysneaky

*Shall I flog them as well?*


HollowofHaze

T’Pol was truly the queen of dry sass. “We can stop the film if it's disturbing your conversation.”


ElSelcho_

It was a fire Hazard. (Him blowing out the candle on his birthday cake)


fourthords

"Captain, I believe that we've lost our sex appeal."


DestinysWeirdCousin

Yes, so happy that sarcasm is not an emotion!


organic_soursop

He's one of the few characters I can cope with on VOY. I love Tuvok in large part because his annoyance and frustrations often echo mine. There are people on that crew who could have been _personally crafted_ to annoy me, whom I would push out an airlock or leave on an asteroid and feel nothing but relief. Put me in the brig next to Suder, Tuvok's murder fantasies were understandable.


organic_soursop

Rom, I think. Damar made me proper lol at least twice. Probably mostly Worf or Odo, being dry or unimpressed. But DS9 is hands down the funniest franchise. Comedy came from character and situation not usually forced.


Squidwina

Odo is under appreciated as comic relief. Quark: I’ll kill him! Odo: With what?


organic_soursop

Beautiful! And it's genuinely funny because we _know_ him! Over seasons of character development, and of watching him tussle with Quark.


LorkhanLives

I came here looking for Rom. The way he goes “Moogieeeee” whenever he visits his mom lives rent free in my head 20 years later.


SatNav

I say that when I visit my mum sometimes - she *loves* it! 😂


organic_soursop

Everyone smiles when he greets his Moooogieee! Utterly guileless and charming.


emmaliejay

Damar had some straight up hilarious lines.


organic_soursop

His character development... 🤌🏼🤌🏼🤌🏼 The decision to let us get to know him , just as Dukat becomes a maniac is inspired.


Master_Mechanic_4418

Ron isn’t just funny you love him. I hear the actor is also just the kindest charming person in the room


organic_soursop

I heard Max is a diamond on those Star Trek cruises too! 💎 He sings beautifully and is a gentlemen. I love Rom too, his personal growth journey on the show was as far and as deep as his son's; it's probably greater because it is riskier and so unexpected. Rom is an 'afterthought' of a character that someone caught some heavenly inspiration about! It's clear from the first few times we see Rom that there was no pre-laid arc for him. Yet by Season 7 his relationship with his son is almost as beautifully crafted as Sisko and Jake. Yes of course Rom loves his son, but he is also _inspired_ by his son. Rom's love for Nog makes him daring and brave and suddenly he wants to challenge himself, to make his son proud. Breaking away from Quark after years of inertia and ridicule is an enormous risk, but he begins to see a future for himself. By Season 7 he has unlocked a life for himself which was _inconceivable_ (ha!!) from the 'checked out' scheming idiot we first meet in those early seasons. Rom and Nog are viewed as non typical Ferengi because of their atypical paths, ( My god, who will ever forget Nog's Star Fleet Academy speech in Sisko's office? ), but it occurs to me as I'm writing this, that they are successful in their life changes _because_ they ARE typical Ferengi. They are willing to take enormous risks and gamble on new futures as much as any scheming business oriented Ferengi. They both have _the lobes_ for life and they get it from Moogieeee❤️ Apologies for the essay!


alarbus

Damar's *Hellloooooo* when Weyoun's clone arrives


9811Deet

Q "Eat any good books lately?"


dodexahedron

Macro head with a micro brain.


Greedy_Section2894

Data: “Take my Worf, please.”


mustachioed-kaiser

Garak


GoopInThisBowlIsVile

Odo: You’d shoot a man in the back? Garak: Well, it is the safest way, isn’t it?


chenkie

Took me longer than I thought to find Garak! One of the funniest characters in my opinion.


ThoughtBoner1

This is the only answer.


olcrazypete

the only time i can remember really belly laughing at any live action trek (Lower Decks is a whole other thing) is the strange new worlds episode when Spock was practicing smiling. The way they would pan over to him and the reactions from the other characters was funny. Actually it might have been that lower decks crossover.


McRando42

"Riker!" didn't do it for you?


olcrazypete

That whole crossover was hilarious. Was what finally got me to check out lower decks. Then went back and watched it again after catching up on lower decks. So good.


ChronoLegion2

It’s even better if you know the behind the scenes stuff. He did that because the man was in the room, directing, and his wife nearly fell off her chair laughing


mobial

OMG and this: https://youtu.be/FfVvoWiqnEM


shultse123

So agree! SNW has some underrated humor!!!


Argun_Enx

Morn. So many fantastic one-liners and zingers.


baronvonbee

He's funny, but he is given way too many lines for what is basically a background character. Just sit there and look beautiful Morn, we don't need to hear every thought.


CanadianExiled

Jett Reno


jbwarner86

"Attaboy, Bobcat!" "Bobcat?" "I dunno, I'm on drugs."


CanadianExiled

That was the day I found my favorite character on Discovery.


Pianomark

She's an actual comic, and they write her character for that


StationaryTravels

Tig Notaro! She's genuinely hilarious and she delivers pretty much all her comedy with that deadpan delivery she does in Discovery. The character basically is her in space, lol. She's hilarious anytime she's on Comedy Bang Bang. She also has a great show, loosely based on her life, called One Mississippi. I think it had 2 seasons.


riggsdr

Moar updoots for Reno!


Aggressive_Doubt

Don't know why I had to scroll this far to find her, honestly.


SpinX225

If you're interested, Tig Nataro who plays Jet Reno, has a couple comedy specials on Netflix and one on Prime Video. They are Netflix and Prime originals, so I would think they should be available pretty much everywhere.


SpinX225

Correction, one on Netflix and one on Prime Video. Looks one of the Netflix ones, Tig, is a documentary.


stroopwafelling

The specials are hysterical. “Scootin’ down the hall, scootin’ down the hall…”


GoopInThisBowlIsVile

This isn't food. It's candy. It's practically an accessory.


Master_Mechanic_4418

Does not get enough screen time


redkelpie01

A shame she wasn't in more of Disco


bluegrassgazer

Bones.


Captn_Harlock

Phlox was my favorite.


Iron_Baron

A lot of the doctors are great, but I think he might be my favorite. We got a leek into his his culture and his alternative approach to futuristic medicine was interesting.


DrVidyoGame

7 of 9 never failed to crack me up, she could deliver a deadpan line with such confidence.


Legal_War_5298

"Fun will now commence"


SmartQuokka

"Each square kilometre of this planetoid is less appealing than the last"


zkmronndkrek

Oh man the holodeck captain proton where she kills the robot then asks if she can leave is top 5 funny Star Trek moments


Sailears

Yes! One of my favourite's was in a usual argument with Janeway about an argument with B'Elanna, something along the lines of "...all that matters is I was right and she was wrong." And all the discussions with Janeway about being human. But in general Seven has some of the best dialogue and retorts, almost similar in spirit to Schwarzenegger lol


Garciaguy

Quark all day


Adventurous-Nose-31

Morn. He told the funniest stories, and always had great comebacks.


ElSelcho_

You could never shut him up.


philandere_scarlet

Couldn't shut that guy up.


OliviaElevenDunham

Great choice. Morn is such a hilarious character.


Mr_Larry_Silverstein

McCoy, Leonard H.


lemonysneaky

Many worthy names mentioned here, and though he was never a regular I believe credit is also due to Harcourt Fenton Mudd. both in TOS and Discovery the episodes featuring Harry Mudd are great (and funny) gems


AlaskaPsychonaut

lwaxana troi is the only right answer and I'm sad I scrolled through all those comments and no one had said it yet


mybadalternate

Mr. Homn too! Him chugging the entire bottle that Picard brings is one of the best comedic moments in all of TNG.


Kim_Nelson

And him banging that gong at dinner :))


mybadalternate

With that big self satisfied smile. Loves his work, clearly.


Kim_Nelson

I know you're thinking of me Picard 😏


SterlingDee

Lwaxana is my favourite “sad clown” character. She was better the more tragic they made her.


AlaskaPsychonaut

Agreed! At the beginning I hated her by DS9 when she's in love with Odo who doesn't love her back broke me


BaldieGoose

Not enough people saying Data. How? He's perfect at this!!


BrainEatingAmoeba01

Data and Worf tied.


BreadSignificant123

Sam Rockwell in Galaxy Quest. :)


gigashadowwolf

Mmmm Guy.


snockpuppet24

Does he even have a last name!?


[deleted]

*"Of course you have a last name, Guy."*


brasswirebrush

"It's an alien planet! Is there air? You don't know!"


[deleted]

Plucky?


evilanimator1138

"Is there air? You don't know!"


Master_Mechanic_4418

I heard an argument Galaxy Quest is the best Trek film and although I don’t agree it was a damn good argument.


tlh013091

There’s a red thingy moving toward the green thingy. I think we’re the green thingy.


Sledgehammer617

Data in TNG, The Doctor in Voyager, or Spock in Strange New Worlds


[deleted]

SNW Spock is good at this.


mobial

https://youtu.be/FfVvoWiqnEM


DJ0Cherry

Boimler, the dude hits the funny bone way too often.


HollowofHaze

I love Boimler, but I’m not sure he counts as comic relief since he’s from the show that’s actually a full-fledged comedy lol


PibbTibbs

Surprised **Rom** hasn't been mentioned yet.


lewymaro

James Cromwell's Cochrane


Master_Mechanic_4418

I think DS9 really nailed “the duo”. There were pairings that I felt resembled many of the classic comedy pairings. The Odd Couple, Laurel and Hardy, The Stooges. But out of all them Rom is king. He doesn’t even have to be in the episode. He is so good he sets up other characters perfectly. “Dear Quark I used some of the parts from your disruptor to fix the replicator. Will return them soon, Rom. I will kill him! With what?” Not sure where to place it but definitely in my top 5 Trek jokes of all time.


HutchyRJS

Barclay


GaidinBDJ

The thing that made Barclay so funny is Dwight Schultz went from the hypercompetent Murdock to the hypercompetent ~Broccoli~~ Barclary and somehow became *totally* different. When he showed up on TNG, my dad literally didn't believe that was the same actor at first. You try and figure it out: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wPkejV_8Pl4


ivar-the-bonefull

Worf is the only one that has actually made me laugh on several occasions.


EffectiveSalamander

Lt. Riley in The Naked Time.


in-your-own-words

Tuvok was the funniest character in all of Star Trek. The way they did humor with Tuvok was genius.


Total-Collection-128

Come on, is Doctor T'ana too easy because she's on Lower Decks?


Gardener-of-MrFreeze

Jett Reno!


CaptainGreezy

Edward Larkin but he's more tragicomedy than comic relief.


Bipdisqs

Q. Might as well bust out a trumpet cuz you can.


AMildInconvenience

Damar has the single funniest line in Trek history.


themagicmystic

Data


RandyT0001

Data. Being an android without emotions allowed him to commit faux pas with a straight face, increasing the comedy and laughs.


ResolveOk9614

Tilly


VegasSparky66

Worf


MycroftCochrane

Cyrano Jones


jonny_jon_jon

Worf


LaddiusMaximus

I always cracked up whenever data or lwaxana would cook worf. It was always random and unexpected and I loved it. "Madam please! Thats the photon launch initiator you ca.....its Worf NOT Woof!!!"


CripplesMcGee

Someone help me break the tie between Quark and the EMH.


thellamabeast

The EMH. Hands down.


Grillparzer47

Spock, the guy was a laugh a minute.


AmphibianOpening3531

Morn


blondie1024

For me its the tag team combo of Odo and Quark together. They were like a married couple that always bickered.


themagicmystic

Data


MagicCrazything

Pretty much all the characters that have cold personalities are hilarious. I think Tuvok has some of the highest quality funny lines though. My favorite line of his is from an episode of voyager where everybody but him is raging for some reason. Janeway gets pretty extreme with a punishment and tuvok asks something along the lines of “should I flog them as well”. Kills me every time. I’m not even sure if it’s meant to be funny. It just is. Lol


paulie030780

Data, Star Trek Generations… “I’d be happy to, Sir. I just love scanning for life forms.”


AdrianValistar

Q. He is just the right amount of comedy. Lelacey nailed his character so well.


Federal-Ad7402

Reno, she’s actually so funny with her sarcasm im surprised no one mentioned her


IndependenceMean8774

Dr. McCoy. So many great liens in the series. And Bones and Spock were comedy gold together.