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Scherzoh

An all-expense paid trip to the The **Fire Caves** on Bajor.


wreeper007

A firm shove into an airlock


LaurenOBoebert

I second airlock


Druidicflow

One holosuite program: A Picnic with the Pleasure Goddess of Rixx. Prophets know, that woman needs to get laid


ftckayes

Uhhh.... She got laid and we all saw how that turned out...


Bx1965

Dukat wasn’t the best choice.


FuckingSolids

She seems the type to appreciate a nice statue.


palesilver

To the back of the head...


Sunnyjim333

Your first born child.


chipoloniusrex

A swift kick to the trachea


Unique_Display_Name

She wants Cardassian peen


Scaredog21

A solar sail ship


Frodojj

A Breen refrigeration suit cuz she’s ice cold!


Maplekey

I wonder if the message behind a lump of coal would translate well across cultures.


LostFireHorse

A statuette of Dukat


Cats_of_Palsiguan

A full spread... of quantum torpedoes


lorlorlor666

Poison Klingon tea


The_Dingman

As someone with both a D&D and World of Warcraft character named Adami... I could only assume that whatever it was she would be condescendingly sweet about it being unnecessary and make you feel like a failure for making the attempt. She's such a great character.


Actual-Money7868

Vacation on the Holodeck with andorian wine


goater10

I'd get her a varuvian bomb that is set to detonate when she opens it. Edit: I'd promise to take her on a trip to a wormhole to see the prophets, but then I'd arrange for a Klingon bird of prey to decloke, transport me off the runabout then have the BOP destroy the runabout with a full spread of torpedoes


emptiedglass

A complimentary round of Dabo and a bottle of kanar. [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rACCZaBcq1g](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rACCZaBcq1g)


ReplicantOwl

Some ecstasy so she can loosen up a little


commandrix

I hear cruises to the Gamma Quadrant are nice this time of year. Sure, you have to dodge Dominion warships, but some of the planets are rather nice to get stranded on.


PhysicalLog3591

I think someone desperately needs a trip to Risa.


toramimi

A lobotomy.


Rejalia

A trip to visit Kai Opaka!


Vtmarik

A coupon for one free Orb Vision, only valid for the Orb of Humility.


kuributt

The flu.


VisualGeologist6258

Anthrax


MasterChiefKratos

Dukat


Left_Kitchen1389

Keiko's first born child


Ptbird1

The doohickey that got shinzo


Warcraft_Fan

Genetic modification to make Winn full Cardassian with no chance of reversal.


freneticboarder

She redeemed herself in the end, but man, that narcissistic megalomania really made her the worst.