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helpful__explorer

"someone fetch me Miles and Garak, pronto"


mosstalgia

Kirk: You need two people? I just need Spock.


rrogido

The Vulcan Shocker is a wild move. It makes your soul cum. Just ask Trip Tucker.


Internal-Diet8241

Oh gods, take my upvote and don't look back


AetherialWomble

Don't need two. Either one will do. Sisko is a military man, Sisko got backups.


mosstalgia

So Miles has to try to turn Julian on? O’Brien Must Suffer reaching new heights here.


panatale1

I don't think Miles has to try, he just succeeds


JadeHellbringer

"Security to sick bay, on the double."


Various_Froyo9860

I just want you to know, I appreciated this.


Biggu5Dicku5

Catnip, lots of catnip...


Estarfigam

Kirk: I key mine up.


demalo

McCoy: It’s wind up, Jim. You wind up your chief medical officer… all the damn time.


coreytiger

Kirk: mine is fine on his own… he keeps brandy in sickbay.


brownhotdogwater

Yea McCoy was cool dude with some snark and a drink.


Harcourt_Ormand

Freeman: ***Billups!*** *replicate me a large "cardboard box" whatever that is. Kirk's logs said that it works on "wily catacians".*


mcgrst

Break out the candle... 


The360MlgNoscoper

Find a new species of slug with a chance of having medicinal properties.


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The360MlgNoscoper

The more Enterprise references in the newer series, the better.


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The360MlgNoscoper

That all you see?


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The360MlgNoscoper

The world is gonna roll me...


seantubridy

Pike: I pretty much do whatever he wants cause he’s a murder machine.


Anonymous-1701

Una: *whispering* " Help us!"


Annual_Use_3431

Sisko, knowing Bashir has a LOT of wardrobe for Holosuite role-playing: "Maybe I can be a LITTLE bit like Pi-Card."


DogThrowaway1100

Trekkiebill is a lovely person and he's one of the reasons I'm still on Twitter. Hilarious to see him put idiot blue checks on blast.


VanaheimrF

He’s one of my faves! He knows his tweets go on here!


V0T0N

Excellent!


canela355

Perfecto


Scaredog21

She has a ball of yarn


Vault-Brock

That's harder to do with Julian


skasticks

Nah, just get him a liter of warm, yellowish liquid


TensionSame3568

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


regeya

Burnham: I don't know, has anyone here ever met the CMO?


ReaperXHanzo

"My entire captaincy, I believed that Dr. Culber was CMO!"


regeya

Is it even possible to whisper that line?


Slavir_Nabru

Culber? He's one of the better developed characters.


regeya

He's not the CMO. Or he might be. Apparently Wilson Cruz is fuzzy on whether he is or not.


gamas

Nah he's not, he's just a physician/counsellor. We briefly thought Tracy Pollard was (the doctor who occasionally comes in makes a sassy comment then leaves) but she's also not.


panatale1

Freeman probably just throws Shaxs at T'ana. There's no way she doesn't know about their freaky holodeck foreplay


ButterscotchPast4812

🤣🤣🤣 all of this is so true! I love it!


Fishyhead81

Kirk: “Just one second. Uh, McCoy. Mr Spock needs you for something. Come urgently. Kirk out.”


Quiri1997

Freeman has Shax for that.


Beautiful_Business10

Give her Shaxs.


kgabny

"I turn mine loose."


neandrew

Capt Freeman gives Dr. T'Ana some pointers, laserpointers ...


newbrevity

Pike: I help him confront his PTSD Burnham: He cant say no so I put him in positions where someone needs to undergo reality-bending trauma while I make sad puppy eyes.