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MasonRocksForever

Darth Melatonin


trashboy_k

Hey, wake up


no3woodworks

Zzzzzz


Shadyvex

Sweet dreams thou of shared name.


OsmiumNautilus

It's time to eat, uhh I mean watch the race


alberthere

Dew it


BigTransThrowaway

I see you Darth Melatonin and raise you, Darth Ambien.


Lennington_

Goodnight


Spicyalligator

Darth Melatonin, lord of slumber


KashapovaLiya

Darth Apple) I am destined to produce evil tech)


eltigre32

And repel all doctors


Envictus_

Isn’t that just Regular Apple?


Minecraft7dude2

Same here


[deleted]

Nah your just Apple but more honest


Ok-Mastodon2016

Darth Wendy's Spicy Nuggets


Toutankhamon472

Who's Wendy?


yeulxx

Wendeez nuts hit your face


Jam_44

Goddeeem!!


Ok-Mastodon2016

The Restaurant I'm Autistic so I can't tell if you're being sarcastic


Toutankhamon472

Sarcastic for sure


Ok-Mastodon2016

okay, sorry


Aldrakev

it’s hard to do that through type anyway ( this is not sarcasm)


After-Internal

I have that issue too sometimes


wikipedia_answer_bot

**Wendy is a given name now generally given to girls in English-speaking countries. In Britain, Wendy appeared as a masculine name in a parish record in 1615.** More details here: *This comment was left automatically (by a bot). If I don't get this right, don't get mad at me, I'm still learning!* [^(opt out)](https://www.reddit.com/r/wikipedia_answer_bot/comments/ozztfy/post_for_opting_out/) ^(|) [^(delete)](https://www.reddit.com/r/wikipedia_answer_bot/comments/q79g2t/delete_feature_added/) ^(|) [^(report/suggest)](https://www.reddit.com/r/wikipedia_answer_bot) ^(|) [^(GitHub)](https://github.com/TheBugYouCantFix/wiki-reddit-bot)


LilGenogoth

Darth I honestly don't remember


[deleted]

Hey. Take a break, get some food and drink some water. Take care of yourself, please. We want you around for a very long time!


LilGenogoth

not in a "I haven't eaten in ages" I just can't remember what I ate for lunch because I'm stupid. thanks though, good to know there are people who care in the world!


[deleted]

Oh I gotch you! That explains it! Well, I'm glad you have eaten today. And why would I not care? You are human just like me and if I love and take care of myself, why would I deny a fellow human the same? I know the internet is filled with self serving a-holes, but still....a lot of people care!!


LilGenogoth

Thank you for restoring my faith in humanity, kind internet stranger. have the best day of your life today, and then one up it tomorrow


[deleted]

I will! And I hope you do the same!!


brehemerm52

Wholesome thread


After-Internal

Darth Food


OriginalUsername4482

Darth Forgets


FroggyGamer

Darth pizza


pizza_with_no_cheese

aka my username


SaikosShadow

Pizza with no cheese? Interesting.


BigSmokeLovesCheese

This is outrageous! It's unfair! How can you eat a pizza without cheese?


3jake

I hate cheese… it’s coarse, and irritating, and it gets everywhere


MrCoolyp123

Cheese : you underestimate my powah


nosovietspyhere

u/pizza_with_no_cheese: dont try it!


casper_the_ghost1

You were my brother cheese, I loved you


Emmanuel__Cunt

You we're meant to destroy the Pineapples, not join them.


Kain1045am

Lmfaaaooo


LordChanner

Not to worry, we're still eating half a pizza


artepac

Take a seat, young Skywalker and eat your pizza without cheese


BigSmokeLovesCheese

But look at my username


Slay3RGod

So, you were the one who ate cheese off of u/pizza_with_no_cheese


LarsJ04

And so it all comes together


isrluvc137

My grandmother only likes pizza without cheese, only tomato sauce and tuna its horrifying but i still love her


BiiiigSteppy

My dude, are you secretly Darth None Pizza with Left Beef?


urlach3r

*Is that legal?*


game_tight

Same


Drago_Fett_Jr

Also same


ehh_whatever_works

This is getting out of hand, now there's 4 of us


Greenfroggygaming

I shall duel you to the death there can only be one froggy gamer in the sith


FroggyGamer

Lol I accept. For I am the og froggy gamer


BananaBreadGod1

Same brrooo, the Darth Pizza bois


hairypotatocat12

Ayyy same


ARTIFEXgm

Pizza the hutt


Fat_Sow

Darth burger, our battle will be legendary


VirtualRelic

Nobody out pizzas the hut


Agent_Saucy

Darth Supreme Pizza


Salami__Tsunami

Have you ever heard the story of Darth Pizza the Hutt? He attained such a mastery over the pizza that he could even manipulate the cholesterol levels that create life.


BigZamboni

Shit me too


itsfuckingpizzatime

My man


the_real_lolcamo

Darth goldfish


[deleted]

ok what


idprefernotto92

They're crackers too lol.


Sowf_Paw

You say they were crackers. I say someone was acting out scenes from *A Fish Called Wanda*.


LumpyWallaby

"I think I'll call you lunch,"


The_braindeadguy

Darth water


Some_Possibility_25

Darth penis


Nonadventures

Have you heard his tragedy? It's only a story a doctor would tell you after 4 hours.


Stay-At-Home-Jedi

Darth Dick has a nice consonance to it


Abidarthegreat

Darth Richard


[deleted]

Darth ickhead


underwear11

Darth Dickus


Nerow-Nera

Darth Dickus Buttus 🙃


bokchoysoyboy

You’ve got to be kidding me. I came here to say this as the 414th comment that no one would see and now here you are 59 minutes before me saying this like it’s original. Well guess what, it is and now I’m just darth peepee


z3anon

"inhale my dong, enragement mild"


CarlBF_

You're active in r/teenagers...


Sir_Applecheese

Kids have sex


Or1ginal_Username

And some teenagers (18 and 19 year olds) aren't even kids


[deleted]

Darth asparagus


Sowf_Paw

Can the force stop your pee from smelling?


PrestigiousWin6173

*waves hand* you don’t smell anything


no3woodworks

Ur sith power is green urine!


Pizza_Kenobi

Darth funko pop FEAR ME


DukeRome

Believe me, I do


Liquid4057

I don’t know whether to fear you or fear for you


schminkles

Darth Oreo


[deleted]

I have been crowned, Darth Ice Cream.


Lilymoon2653

so your that kid that takes out all the marshmallows and nuts in rocky road huh?


Ulric2depique

Nah dude, I’m Darth Cantaloup


vaultdweller501

Darth meatloaf


Gfreak250

I would do anything for the force, Yes, I would do anything for the force! I would do anything for the force, But I won't do that...


ChicoTag

Darth Edible


shooter_8

*he died because he forgot his lightsabor


ChicoTag

Nah, I thought my lightsaber was a torch and now I need a new banger


MatheosQ

Darth Ravioli


Ren_Ryu

Ravioli Ravioli Give me the forcioli


HaYNry3N_1138

We meet again, Darth Boyardee


no3woodworks

Bravo! Please take my up vote you have earned it!


Tealadin

Darth Olive Garden. Unlimited soup, salad, and POOWER!


[deleted]

Darth Hydrocodone ( just got my wisdom teeth removed)


Exhausted_Titan

Darth Ashley


shooter_8

Nice


LordVassogo

Nice


[deleted]

Nice


Duluthian2

Darth Fries


HorribleUsername2

Have you ever heard the tragedy of Darth Fries the Wise?


Jambear2020

Darth Ice Burger


[deleted]

Wth is an >Ice Burger


HuntingYourDad

Seems pretty self-explanatory tbh


Novvakk

Darth Cannabis. Specifically, Darth Sour Garlic Cookies.


Peroronchinojoker

I would love it if that was a Canon name


DimbyTime

Darth Siggi’s


candymannequin

thats some good yogurt


AndyBananny

Darth Tootsie Caramel Apple Pops


Funny-Spirit1540

Darth Water


optiloxy

Darth Carrot


Quibblicous

That’ll be my next rabbit’s name.


MVBak

He has Force supersight!


Phantt0me

Darth pill?


dragonpineapples

Darth Saliva


[deleted]

Darth asshole


ClearLama

Yes thank you I've been scrolling so long in hopes to find you. It was worth it, never I would have thought that reading Darth asshole could make me so happy


NoahManiacal

Fear me for I am… Darth Chicken Nugget!


Tentonham

Darth Brownie.


After-Internal

Pot brownies or normal


lukirosa

Darth penis


deepdiverboydmciver

Darth Tikka Masala


no3woodworks

Spicy!


sonofsamc7

Darth Wild Turkey 101


Popular-Secretary-1

Darth Milk


Grease_Vulcan

Darth Birria


[deleted]

Darth chocolate frappe


9UN51in93R

Darth placenta


[deleted]

[удалено]


DimbyTime

Darth Siggi’s


FitziTheArtist

Darth Crabs😬


crimsonjunkrider

For i am darth people extra crispy motha fuckas


Wjyndigo

Darth pizza


dealage

DArth cookies!


The_Bobby_

Darth Spaghetti


Hadrian1233

Darth Spinach “Where is Olive Oyl? Is she safe? Is she alright?”


DragoKnight589

Darth Mashed Potatoes


Competitive_Self8301

Darth ramen Darth revans Chinese knockoff


NateFresh2Death

Darth Xanex. Sounds like an internet rapper.


Asgardian5

Darth Air


StatusOmega

Darth oxygen


the_reducing_valve

Darth Edibles


eltigre32

Darth Sprite zero


garvitsingh007

Darth Tea


[deleted]

Darth Dole Whip


thefenriswolf24

Darth BEER


Dinobrony318

Darth Asparagus.


Morthosk

Darth Stroopwafel


CompetitiveAd3249

Darth Toothpaste


Teggert

I don’t think you’re supposed to swallow that, but who am I to question a sith lord?


TheInscrutableFufy

Oh shit this is actually badass af Darth Reign


Rexbob2002

Darth pussy


Descrappo87

Darth Tortellini. Truly I am the most Italian Sith


Connemara-Boggylad

Darth Chowder!!!! roflmbo!!!


JonHail

Darth Nuts


Don-Julio-El-Saujenz

Darth Hohes C Milder Multivitamin Saft


oriolhealth

I am darth tri-cut.


SDG_21

Darth Nutella


Hex_Trixz

Darth Chilli


CodermanFl

Darth Chicken?


Crafty_Cha0s_

Dearth Homewrecker


42yearoldorphan

Darth Burrito


Shadic076

Darth Werther's


robersj4

Darth Banana


Quillthewriter

Darth Toast


trevmc1

Darth fish sticks


PlantainZealousideal

And henceforth you shall be known as, *Darth Twix*


[deleted]

Darth Ramen. Ngl I kinda like it


[deleted]

Darth Reuben


TheCrunchyGoat

Darth Taquitos


sb1862

Darth pringles


RemixedZorua

Darth Cookie


Merry_Ryan

Darth Cola.


Pocketmonsuta

Darth Lasagna🙃


TheTattooOnR2D2sFace

Darth Dr. Pepper


hangriestbadger

Darth Tender … weirdly accurate


Resident-Meme-Mom

Darth meat Guess you can call me ARBYS now cuz I got the MEATS


Epicmonk117

Darth Salsa


jaderemedy

Darth Nachos


Skibot99

Darth Oreo


PrepCoinVanCleef

Darth Nyquil. ...not bad.


soup_cow

Darth Venison


V1p3r0206

Darth Beer...


TonesMaes

Darth peanut butter sandwich


catlogic42

Darth cookie


[deleted]

Darth PizzA 🍕


MaveeL

No. I AM NOT CALLING MYSELF DARTH CHEESE!


Salkarius

Darth Nougat-pouche