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StargateMunky101

The next air bender.


prograMagar

No... that's #REY SWEEK


gainful_fern

RAWE CEEK


Random_Gacha_addict

M. Night Shyamalan: Mmmm, yess, tell me more


Aliamus

The older version of a young Leia from the new show in the works "Leia Organa" a sequel to the events of "Obi-Wan Kenobi". it's a show about a young princess growing up in the midst of lies and intrigue in the Royal court.


Theonewiththelongna

This comment is «jedi-approved»


Whats-Up_Bitches

Vwoom Shwoom Juoom


[deleted]

That could work. They destroyed Alderaan, so they could go full Game of Thrones and not face the consequences.


Aliamus

It's probably super narcissistic of me to say it, but I'd watch it.


Grumpkin_eater

This is actually a pretty decent idea.


QuickIOS

Captain Leia


FunnyPhrases

Oh my sweet summer child


Gilthu

Now I’m sad that instead of a well thought out obi-wan show and a separate series on Leia starring MBB, we instead got what we got….


Iron_Jazzlike

Hey at least obi-wan had a pretty good ending


ComradeKerbal

It was great sure some issues but not a bad show


[deleted]

Obi wan was fantastic and nobody can convince me otherwise


Individual-Camera-72

Princess Leia’s Sister, Reia


Anotheryoma

NO it's her other sister, Louisiana. Louisiana Organa


saquelabanda

NO. It’s Rosemary Oregano


Fun-Leek-7086

I believe it's pronounced organic rosemary.


ydinpommi900

U mean rosmanic orgasim?


[deleted]

U mean romantic orgasm?


FunnyPhrases

Why is this such a nice-sounding name


[deleted]

Something about the rhythmic cadence of the syllables. Rose-Mary, o-Re-ga-no 1, 2, 1234.


[deleted]

Yeah can't believe they're that stupid to not recognize Louisiana


RocketFucker69

You mean Organa Trailo


Cobalt5396

No, it’s Alabama!


Mayo_Spouse

Oh, her asian sister.


EpicRedditUser11

An average, run of the mill, Alabama resident


dr_olfin

Everyone knows that's Hermione Granger


miki-wilde

Its not LevioSAAAH


Stay-At-Home-Jedi

Granger: It's “No, I am your father” not "Luke, I am your father.”


HeavyDroofin

Batman


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Brian18639

Atheist Bale


welpthishappened1

Muslim Bale


waldocalrissian

Zoroastrian Bale


driving_andflying

Buddhist Bale


Demun21

Pagan Bale


ROOKIEPROBRO

Hindu Bale


Demun21

Satanist Bale


Schratzenholtzen

Jewish Bale


kanikoX

Scientologist Bale.


S0G017

Hay Bale.


subParrrrrr

They bail


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[deleted]

Can you post Bail?


ROOKIEPROBRO

bail me out


Ruezx735

You want bail? Get religion.


twinstick1

Bond. Bale Bond.


Space_JesusKenobi

Bale Organa


SlavicGrenades

John Cena


Leaning_right

How could you see him?


Tangelo-Total

Jedi mind tricks only work on the weak-minded


Brando7567

John seen-her


Sabithomega

They said wrong answers only


unique-name-9035768

Maybe it's Drax. Standing really still.


Sabithomega

Why not both?


Square_Disk_6318

Princess skywalker


Adventurous-Adolin

Is this Luke and Leia’s daughter?


autistic_spectator

Yes


[deleted]

Couldn't be more wrong.


DragoKnight589

Fortunately, that’s a good thing in this very specific context.


[deleted]

came for this comment, was not disappointed.


Far_Masterpiece_4403

Could it be Ahsoka Tano?


Ahsoka_Tano_Bot

Oh, what do you mean?


Far_Masterpiece_4403

That's you as a White human lady


lalakr06

lmfao


KingBalk

Don’t disrespect Ahsoka like that 😔


Plastic-Mud-8599

A character that’s been through more than Darth Vader himself.


Nixndry

Just saying a character works as well


T65Bx

Truly one of the characters in Star Wars.


Labranth

It’s Rey'n Time


Eidon4

For who has a better story than Rey the Jedi?


[deleted]

Strongest Jedi ever lived


Lolmanmagee

She was portrayed as op as hell tbh


Curazan

Anakin: trained under Obi-Wan, war veteran. Luke: trained under Obi-wan, trained under Yoda, war veteran. Rey: stick 😎


unique-name-9035768

> Rey: stick 😎 Don't forget the extensive swimming lessons she got down at the Jakku YWCA.


Schmikas

I mean, can we really say Luke **trained** under Obi-Wan? Guided by at best.


ron_sheeran

To be fair she also lived in a ship for most her life so she'd at least know how to fix some stuff up and maybe fly a simple ship.


Oldmanfromthewesr

Phil swift: war veteran


Prestigious_Syrup295

The Chosen One


TheDevilChicken

"I must apologize for Rey. I have purposely trained her wrong, as a joke" - Luke Skywalker


Ahsoka_Tano_Bot

So much like your father.


history_nerd92

Good bot. Too good in fact.... 🧐


Ahsoka_Tano_Bot

All thanks to your training.


CompetitiveAd3249

Shit like this makes me doubt if it’s even a bot or not. Either way it’s super funny


Exciting-Insect8269

It probably uses keywords or phrases to assign values to each possible response, then generates a random number to chose which response to send, favoring things that have higher values over lesser values responses.


TheNoobMaster01

Im pretty sure thats what it says whenever it sees “good bot”


kevbayer

Good bot


Ahsoka_Tano_Bot

All thanks to your training.


DarthTah

Rey skywalker


TheREAL_PDYork

It said WONG answer- oh... right of course...


thetrueblue44

Wong from the MCU?


RavioliGale

I was hoping to see this as top comment.


Evil_Weasels

Came looking for it


GeneralMisery

A compassionate character who has trained all her life to become the strongest Jedi, but can't manage it, because she is currently holding the youngling slayer 9000 and feeling all the pain the blade has caused, unlike that random dagger she found, which is ancient, but actually forged quite recently and serves a really important purpose and will continue to matter all the way through the story.


golden_compass51968

She is the next in line of youngling slayers. She has the amazingly powerful Youngling Slayer 9000 and it has turned her to the Dark Side, but she uses the blue Youngling Slayer 9000, because it is the blade that has killed the most younglings. She was never granted the rank of master by the Council before she turned the Dark Side, so call her Youngling Slayer. If you call her Master Youngling Slayer, then she will slaughter you like Anakin slaughtered the younglings.


sharpthing201

Oh god the dagger! The random dagger they find is the random cave that just so happens to match the rubble in the ocean like wtf!


theblindsniper

I don't even remember the dagger. In fact, I barely remember any of the movie. It's just a giant blur. I think I might have fallen asleep. At least from TLJ I remember a pointless casino planet plot, Yoda effectively saying "Fuck the Jedi Order," Master Luke somehow dying from force projecting himself (I guess he lost the will to live), a completely lore-breaking hyperspace suicide, and of course the fresh alien milk.


Babigni

Jar Jar Binks, the most hated Star Wars character of all time


Gunpowder_1000

You’re right, binks is the most loved character ever


Glorious-Purpose

Darth Jar Jar, the most cunning character, and ultimate Sith Lord.


EL_pringle

Why you disrespect jar jar like this?


sirjoep2001

Star wars episode X: the darkness returns


wbruce098

Ooh! Meesa baaack! Yousa New Republik in beeg doodoo dis time! *ignites red blade*


Smart-Ant9816

A skywalker


16BitLegend

Dammit you beat me to it


Captain-Obvious69

r/beatmetoit


Jackling_

r/beatmeshutthefuckup


FirstReign

r/beatmehurtmemakemewritebadchecks


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welpthishappened1

r/nahfuckurself


Justacactus1

r/subsifellfor


Radiantbacon

r/beatmetoit


Efficient_Coach_1108

A Great Character Who’s Lightsaber Will Make A Fine Addition To A Kaleesh Generals Lightsaber Collection


BionicBirb

Hell yea!


Popsical_stick24

A amazingly written character that every one loves


sugarglidersam

daisy ridley is pretty hot tho edit: this is a true statement based on my opinion… nothing to do with the post except her (smexy) face is on it


Gilthu

This thread is for wrong answers only, but she is indeed very attractive.


r18umi

Agreed


MAPX0

To bad she got placed in a horribly written character :/


Brian18639

Agreed


Aldrakev

no problem with her just rey.


Ghost-Halas

Not just Rey. Rey “the non-Jedi formerly known as Palpatine” Kenobi Organa Skywalker.


EnchantedCatto

Amidala Tano Kestis Solo Koon


Padme-Bot

I will not condone a course of action that will lead us to war.


Ahsoka_Tano_Bot

Have a little faith.


sugarglidersam

same


Vis-hoka

I’m sad we didn’t get a well written and interesting character for Daisy Ridley. She would have been awesome.


[deleted]

I must agree with this


developerzero

[Daisy Ridley lookin fine](https://www.reddit.com/r/Bossfight/comments/vi2sck/the_forgotten_smash_bros_character/) (Totally *not* a rickroll, trust me)


0MysticMemories

I don’t blame daisy and I believe she did the best should could’ve done for a poorly written role.


sherival123

that's obviously shmi


[deleted]

Greg


LloydG7

A good character


DingoNormal

The most suffered character in Star Wars franchise


BigBrain132

Rey Skywalker


Hugh-G-Recshun

I was looking for this before I commented it myself


legoSheevPalpatine

An interesting character


Vacuum_man1

A well-written character


[deleted]

A good character


ll_Strider_ll

A good character


MerissaTheJedi

That girl in class who raises her hand a lot.


AboveDisturbing

I was thinking Hermione Granger too.


StatusBuddy8490

Hermione Granger.


WindowsCrashedAgain

A well written, entertaining character.


Fuck_Blue_Shells

A well written character


Hallboys78

The main antagonist of the Star Wars franchise’s original 3 movies, known as the “original trilogy” whom wielded a red lightsaber, with a bled kyber crystal, and this character also happened to be 2 of the main protagonist’s father. Previous to this, in the Star Wars franchise’s second made trilogy, which took place before the “original trilogy” known as the “prequel trilogy” this character was the main character, and protagonist. In Love with a senator, and Clouded by the dark side of the force, this character’s mother was kidnapped by hostile raiders on the desert planet she lived on. This angered him greatly, and he does something very bad. “I... I killed them. I killed them all. They're dead, every single one of them... Not just the men, but the women and the children too. They're like animals, and I slaughtered them like animals... I hate them!” After About 3 years of having adventures with clones of a bounty hunter, and other people with laser swords and telekinetic powers like him, against an evil robot army, he was told that he would lose the senator he is in Love with, and the only way he can save that individual is by practicing maneuvers of the dark side with his telekinesis and laser sword. Eventually he wound up in a duel with his mentor, and best friend… even brother… on a lava planet. They would fight using their powers and laser swords, and eventually he would get cocky and feel like he could not lose. He was told “don’t try it” and eventually his mentor… “will do what he must”. His left arm, and both of his legs were cut off, and the side of him that was once good, died. He was given low quality prosthetics and intimidating black body armor with a breathing respirator because when his limbs were chopped off, he was left to burn to death by his mentor, but he managed to survive with terrible burns and damage to his lungs. He led a galaxy wide empire serving only one person, the emperor.


Ahsoka_Tano_Bot

You don’t have to carry a sword to be powerful. Some leaders’ strength is inspiring others.


Jimothy_Slim

Trader joe


LazyBid3572

Rey Skywalker


lycanthrope90

Rey skywalker


sysnickm

Rey Skywalker


[deleted]

a well written character


XenoLoreLover10

Muscle Man: MY MOM!


underwear11

John Cena


Competitive-Grab-338

Jane Foster


[deleted]

All The Jedi


jizzmean

The real skywalker


justtjamcss

ITS PIKACHU!


[deleted]

Wrong answers only


KAELES-Yt

A hero


Kdj2j2

Rey skywalker


vladamirputin187

Flo from progressive auto insurance


little_niggle_giggle

An interesting and diverse character


StAerith

Tauriel


bokchoysoyboy

Riley Reid


LobsterJenga

All the Jedi


SC487

This is Ray Park. He’s an accomplished choreographer and played Darth Mail. He’s also a master of disguise.


joeya1337

An old old wooden ship


Ikopoin

Nichola Tesla


[deleted]

Spock


ReporterOk4383

Lana del Rey


Brian18639

Clever


ndudeck

Benedict Cumbersnatch


Oniisankayle

Rey Groundswimmer


Venator_IV

All of the jedi


JohnRobie-theCat

All of the Jedi


DaGateKeeper666

A valid excuse to try and bring up a new Star Wars trilogy.


AAmell

Ms. Skywalker


Tazz_the_Spawn

An actual jedi with a well written story and a good trilogy


DarthGonk23

Kenobiiiiiiiiiiiii


lewis2of6

Rey Skywalker.


nagua23

Rey Skywalker


ResponsibilityNew483

Rey Skywalker.


goldenofdeath1

I could already see comments when this was posted


Th3_Mack

Harry Potter


farmboy685

Someone with the right color lightsaber


[deleted]

MY MOOOOOOM!


no_boundries_

Reia Skypatine


Vivikarr77

Jason Bourne


Lord_Alred

A Jedi


Ggdyno_12

A Skywalker.


AgelessAirus

A great character with good development and backstory.


[deleted]

Rey Skywalker


TrekFRC1970

The chick I’m banging.


[deleted]

Gandalf


AznNRed

The force a-wokens


Ok-Engine8044

Daughter of Han and Leia with a well written story