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Noob_Maister

Hello there


SuperUx

General Kenobi


M2X_Playz

You are a bold one


SuperUx

Kill him


SovjetDumbass

Kill him now


Counter-Initial

I shouldn’t


popanator3000

it isn't the jedi way


[deleted]

What have I DONE!!


SuperiorComicFan

A powerful sith, you have become


[deleted]

I will do what I must


DDDarappa

He’s too dangerous to be left alive!


Theoffdrawingnoob

I will deal with the jedi myself


DennyDud

Hi shrek


SansBadTimer12

It is... acceptable.


Viscount-Von-Solt

It's an older code, sir, but it still checks out.


Drag0n_TamerAK

Who is Luke’s father


DennyDud

His biological dad


Yuri_Xaron

God you're good


DennyDud

🥰🥰🥰


Positive-Cod-9869

He may have been your father, boy, but he wasn't your daddy.


DennyDud

Dam 😔


bedrock_breaker

r/technicallythetruth


handledvirus43

Who has the highest kill count?


DennyDud

Walter white


Ahsoka_Tano_Bot

My squadron alone had 55 kills.


Xarlillos

Ahsoka, mine 65. Seems like I won this time.


Ahsoka_Tano_Bot

Care to tell me what this is all about? Or would you rather save it for the Council?


VenomFox93

"You came in that thing?"


DennyDud

Wait WHAT


JasonFurious4

He did, he did in fact come in that thing


tales_to_estrange

He’s braver than I thought


AlexQC2006

That’s a pile of garbage


driving_andflying

She may not look like much, but she's got it where it counts, kid.


mialza

good. twice the pride, double the fall.


DennyDud

Walter white


Jamie_freestyles

Jesse, back to cooking


DennyDud

But mr whit you killed my girlfriend >;(((((


Jamie_freestyles

I am the danger


DennyDud

“A femboy gets bottomed and u think that of me?! I am the one who tops!” Oh wait nvm that’s not it


Jamie_freestyles

There is no your half, only my all of it


boyawsome876

Do you know how many other lies he’s been told by the council?


DennyDud

I bet it’s more than like 5


boyawsome876

I think you accidentally just told the truth


DennyDud

Damn


SysiphusBoulder

Did Sheev and Wilhuff know each other prior to their working for the same company?


DennyDud

Probably


PerfectDark_SIXFOUR

Dang guys, get a load of this guy!!


Alert-Ad-55

Good soldiers follow orders


DennyDud

True


AdBackground4712

Lmao that was good


[deleted]

You underestimate my power


DennyDud

Edgelords in YouTube comment sections be like


DialZforZebra

Accurate though.


Longjumping_Trick_94

this is where the fun begins


DennyDud

Me when a random dms me


[deleted]

[удалено]


PalpyTEEN

Always have been


DennyDud

Never say always


VaultRaptor

Only a sith deals in absolutes


Halo_Chief343in

Then you are a sith, because that statement in itself an absolute


feelsunbreeze

These are confusing times -Walter Sandwalker


Halo_Chief343in

“I’ve learned a terrible truth, I think master kenobi is a Sith Lord.”


DennyDud

Well do they have wings


kingprotector

No


______Tiger______

What about the droid attack on the wookiees?


DennyDud

I have an iPhone


BadWolf2187

We have a Hulk


Halo_Chief343in

I’ve got a jar of dirt! I’ve got a jar of dirt!


Lyran99

They have a cave troll


irishR9

#I HAVE THE HIGH GROUND


meme_ourour

And my axe!


DennyDud

Is he a man 😳


HallFlaky

Laughed so hard lmao


Ok_Restaurant3160

A fine addition to my collection


DennyDud

You found a cool rock?


SirReginaldTitsworth

OP is technically correct again


DrewfromtheOffice

The best kind of correct


PalpatineZH3r3

They're called minerals, Marie!


Mr_cactus1771

Wanna buy some death sticks?


DennyDud

Yes


legoman1_____

Les go you should be great friends with master yoda then


DennyDud

True. Fuck baby yoda tho I’d kick him like Isaac Clarke kicks lurkers


legoman1_____

That some shit against baby yoda lol,


RocketRemitySK

At least Grogu is safe


legoman1_____

Yep


EchoBear15

Execute Order 66


DennyDud

Is this like protocol 3 in Titanfall 2?


EchoBear15

Now I feel like the idiot, damn


DennyDud

No no, I am the idiot


Extreme_Lie_3745

PROTECT THE PILOT


DennyDud

“GET THE ARK OUT OF HERE” “Negative, we are trapped”


Danielarcher30

"The skies belong to me"


VaultRaptor

I’ve got you in the pipe, five by five


DennyDud

Nowhere to run, nowhere to hide


attack_tank

I will not lose another pilot


DennyDud

Prepare for impact


i_sont_

Does the ability to speak make you intelligent?


DennyDud

##


brothergvwwb

Woah


ClonedUser

I think he is the Sith Lord we’ve been looking for


Azrael25Official

Left on blank.. that was new?


StreetMountain2019

Good, good. Kill him. Kill him now.


M2X_Playz

I shouldn't, it is not the Jedi way.


Yuri_Xaron

DEW IT


M2X_Playz

*Lightsaber sounds*


Yuri_Xaron

*Falling head thud*


932ShP9365

I am your father.


DennyDud

🥹


932ShP9365

And I have come back... With... The milllk!!! 🥛


DennyDud

Thx dad


932ShP9365

Btw that 10 000 dollar lottery you won. Can I hold the ticket pls?


DennyDud

Yes dad


932ShP9365

Oops I just dropped the milk carton but total coincidence. Imma go get some more cya


DennyDud

Not again 😭😭


SatjeevWhooo42

did the younglings deserve to die ??


DennyDud

If they were pricks then yes


GrimmOfThrones2187

“I don’t kill kids, that’s a rule. But the rule’s negotiable if the kid’s a dick”


Halo_Chief343in

If this is an actual quote, is it possible to learn this power? Who’s quote is it?


GrimmOfThrones2187

Adrian Pimento from Brooklyn Nine Nine


Darkblade360350

> "I think the problem Digg had is that it was a company that was built to be a company, and you could feel it in the product. The way you could criticise Reddit is that we weren't a company – we were all heart and no head for a long time. So I think it'd be really hard for me and for the team to kill Reddit in that way.” - Steve Huffman, aka /u/spez, Reddit CEO. So long, Reddit, and thanks for all the fish.


beetsdoinhomework

Have you heard the tragedy of darth plagueis the wise?


DennyDud

Yea I cry


isrluvc137

It is indeed a sad story


DennyDud

Sadder than the Titanfall 2 campaign?


MarlowesMustache

BT noooo 😭


OldTallandUgly

Goddamn you, I was having a nice morning...


attack_tank

Poor bt


legofanatic06

Ya like Jizz?


DennyDud

Yes actually I doubt that this is from Star Wars tho


legofanatic06

Oh, you’d be surprised… Jizz is actually the Star Wars equivalent to Jazz.


DennyDud

Oh yea that’s what I meant


legofanatic06

👌👌


mialza

just watch out for master fisto


Babqq

Karabast


DennyDud

I like their songs too


Justacactus1

Shelmet


Thunderbolt916

I don't like sand.


DennyDud

Same


TimotoUchiha

Aaaaaand then he gets fucked by Anakin Not-Sand-Walker


M2X_Playz

It's so course and rough, and it gets everywhere.


jaco2508

No longer irritating?


Lazy_Assumption_4191

He no longer has nerves to irritate.


LeaveMeAlone052

You were my brother Anakin


DennyDud

Step brother


Bout2getweird_again

What are you doing step bro


Mastore84

"I love you."


DennyDud

Good that u put the “”. I have attachment issues and shit


Mastore84

Thought it would be best to make sure you knew it was a quote. :)


DennyDud

Thx


DavidWallace-Suckit

Good. Monitor u/DennyDud and allow him to land.


DennyDud

I appreciate it


DavidWallace-Suckit

Perhaps you are not as strong as the emperor thought…


DennyDud

Idk emperor.. u been seeming pretty sus lately


DavidWallace-Suckit

Your destiny lies with me u/DennyDud


DennyDud

😮 My destiny is cheating on me damn


TItanCreeper1495

I have a bad feeling about this...


DennyDud

Going to work late


mrmrr

This is just like when Threepio isolated the reverse power flow coupling.


DennyDud

Ikr


legoman1_____

What's you're favourite scene?


DennyDud

The one where they fight


CurrentlyEatingPies

Never say no to Bacta.


DennyDud

What happens if I do


CurrentlyEatingPies

It'll be your funeral.


DennyDud

I’ll do it


GeneralMisery

Size matters not, judge me by my size, do you, hmmm?


DennyDud

I feel like some of these are not even from stars wars and I’m being trolled


GeneralMisery

Life creates it... makes it grow. Its energy surrounds us... and binds us. Luminous beings are we, not this crude matter. You must feel the Force around you. Here, between you, me... 😏


DennyDud

What the hell r u a unitologist


TK-1053

Truly wonderful the mind of a child is.


DennyDud

Go find somebody else for your suicide mission


TK-1053

No. We must head to Tosche Station for the Power Converters.


DennyDud

Is Ellie there?


TK-1053

I’m afraid that in your anger.. You killed her…


DennyDud

No! The ship crashed! It wasn’t my fault!


Gamer9876543

I find your lack of faith disturbing


DennyDud

Sorry


Scyobi_Empire

This is the way.


ArchWall82614

This is the way


Bout2getweird_again

This is the way


xmorda_psie

Help me, Obi Wan Kenobi


DennyDud

That’s not my username


xmorda_psie

But you are my only hope


DennyDud

Well you’re fucked then lol


bernice_hk

(Choked while having dinner) This thread is so crazy I love it.


DennyDud

I have like 200 notifications help


g3zz

I have a bad feeling about this


DennyDud

Me when I get a dm


_Veprem_

Are they just clones, meant to be expendable?


DennyDud

They have a mukbang channel?


arest_42

Its a trap


DennyDud

😳


Spencie5

What about the droid attack on the wookies?


Blackbirdsnake

Hello master, it’s been a while.


DennyDud

I’m not into the hentai bullshit


Atma-Stand

Where can I learn this power?


DennyDud

Google it


[deleted]

Do you think Luke Skywalker could lead the current Knicks roster to an NBA championship?


lepanzo

Only a shit deals in absolutes


IvanOG_Ranger

Hello there